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I've been around since this bitch was green. Most of my thumbs came from a few good pics and some snappy remarks. My ability to not give a fuck is legendary.
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Chris Kyle a decorated navy seal sniper managed to get 160 confirmed kills in Iraq making him the deadliest sniper in the US entire military history.
Are you trying to tell me that this girl, even with an uncle closely resembling Chris Kyle, would manage to become a reckoned rebel sniper, without spending atleast a decade in a special forces unit?!
I remember chechnyan snipers getting 7-8 kills and getting a bounty on their head, stalling coalition efforts in the area.
Her killcount would make her deadlier than ANY previous insurgent snipers in modern history, and she's supposed to be on public welfare in Denmark?
I call bullshit
- There's always whining bitches no matter which side you are on…
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I know there's whiny on both sides, but the knee-jerk reaction with this is the same as the SJWs. They see a name and have an instant reaction. It's good that you'll give it a chance, because what matters the most is the context and message, not the title
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- I love how people keep professing the joys of socialism and co…
Caspoc Satrancoo Tytsudarso
The primary reason communism has NEVER worked is because fucktards like Stalin, Mao, Polpot, and ESPECIALLY Lenin fail is because they missed ONE important thing, pretty much the ONLY thing you need to take a socialist state off the ground. To get to your Communist Utopia, one need first go through
It's like animals storing food for the winter. The long winter that is Communism. The animal doesn't go in unprepared he stores a
of food and supplies in case of ANYTHING that might happen, including the winter lasting longer. Communism is staying inside a warm and comfy burrow where the winter cannot reach, and you are well supplied to outlast the winter.
The problem with Communism in the past is that people tried to
jump start it.
A society and country need first go through stages like the Agricultural revolution and the industrial revolution, NONE of which the countries listed have. This is why China had to revert to a Capital system despite their form of government being dominated by the "Communist Party". Russia was a barren tundra, China was a bunch of uneducated farmers, and don't even get me fucking STARTED on the like sof South America and Cambodia.
I'm not even a Communist, I've read Mein Kampf, The Doctrines of Fasicsm (favorite btw), the Communist Manifesto, and many more, and hell Plato's Republic basically calls out any moron so idealistic that he'd let mob rule or rule by pathos run loose. It just pisses me off at this point that people don't fucking
Study up damn it, I recommend Inventors of Ideas. Tannenbaum sums it up shorter than any of the originals can, even if he doesn't cover the more controversial ones you'd have to read up on yourself.
Are you suggesting communism would fare differently in America?
I'm suggesting you read.
But honestly? No. America is
entrenched in Capitalism to such a point that'd it actually take it to space. The closest it's
get to an actual form of socialism is via it's healthcare and that's it. I just do this shit in my spare time but you ask any professional political theorist and they'd say the same. It's more fact than theory now.
- Oh for ****** sake
- At this point it looks like any effort made to improve the sch…
"Trump's pick will ruin...
That's one thing that I think would definitely help. Get rid of useless degree programs and focus on things that have practical merit outside of education. The only thing a gender studies major can even really do is become a gender studies professor.
I think one of the other underlying issues is that we seem to think just throwing more money at the system will make it better, when the actual issue is with the quality of educators and education resources.
This is highschool though
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- Ahh, that's some fine double standard right there.
"People Prosper Under Sharia"
- Islam mandates you can say whatever the **** you want to get p…
"People Prosper Under Sharia"
That would mean its very democratic, but very anti-republic.
Yes I know... but within the group lying is not permitted. I'm pretty sure nazis were against murder... unless they were jewish... or black... or a gypsy... or really anything. Huh maybe they weren't against murder.
- Ima get my taxpayer money back!
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