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Age: 25
Date Signed Up:10/21/2009
Last Login:12/21/2014
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Comment Ranking:#19760
Highest Content Rank:#2900
Highest Comment Rank:#750
Content Thumbs: 2983 total,  3382 ,  399
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I've been around since this bitch was green. Most of my thumbs came from a few good pics and some snappy remarks. My ability to not give a fuck is legendary.

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#2 - Ok, as much as I hate to be "that guy", Ima have to …  [+] (9 new replies) 05/17/2011 on Jesus is a Pro +3
#17 - anonymous (05/17/2011) [-]
Why doesn't God just make everything perfect? He kind of seems like a douche bag tbh.
#19 - bomdiggity has deleted their comment.
User avatar #3 - dapape (05/17/2011) [-]
They were basically made to do it though, otherwise humanity wouldnt exist.
User avatar #4 - TheAndroid (05/17/2011) [-]
Not exactly, the original plan was for man to live in Eden, free from disease and hardship. Of course, the whole thing is highly debatable.
#5 - Gewdaism (05/17/2011) [-]
you're right bro, we weren't made with it, but god's still a dick for putting it on us and then acting like such a nice guy for sending his son to rid us of it
User avatar #9 - TheAndroid (05/17/2011) [-]
I can accept your opinion. For me though, It's hard to call God a dick for that since we were only given one rule in the garden, and that was to NOT eat the forbidden fruit. Hence the reason it was called forbidden.
#13 - zombehh (05/17/2011) [-]
So why should all humans suffer due to the flaws of two individuals? Also, if Adam and Eve are the first humans, how did Cain and Abel get wives from other tribes without it being incest? How did the only children of the first humans get wives that aren't related to them?

The only logical answer is that more humans were born with Adam and Eve, or shortly after, and gave birth to children the same year as Adam and Eve. This raises the utmost disproving question:
Why were these people who were created only shortly after Adam and Eve banished from the garden of Eden from birth? Adam and Eve are the only humans to have stepped foot in the garden of Eden, yet there were other humans alive and struggling while they flourished.

You mad?
#16 - zenrath (05/17/2011) [-]
Idiot, Incest didnt exist back then, Genes were pure and wouldnt cause defect births. Apart from that it was okay back then, after a short while, God said that they must stop and that it isnt a good thing anymore. And the bible doesnt state how many kids adam and eve had (because apprently the bibles says they lived alot longer when the earth was younger)

You mad? Cose im not :P
#14 - themanofum (05/17/2011) [-]
trollface is supposed to be used when you've done something clever, silly.
#5 - **** man, all we need is the Buttah! GET ME THE BUTTAH! 05/17/2011 on Holy Sh!t +1
#4 - Thank you, that was the joke 05/17/2011 on Robins gonna need another suit +6
#9 - Picture 05/17/2011 on Think about it +2
#3 - no 05/17/2011 on Did anyone else collect these? 0
#7 - Holy ************ **** on an ass-rap… 05/17/2011 on Holy Fucking Shit 0
#7 - Picture 05/17/2011 on Hmmm +2
#6 - Picture 05/17/2011 on Hmmm 0
#5 - Picture 05/17/2011 on Hmmm 0
#2 - Picture 05/17/2011 on Suddenly +2
#1 - IT'S SUPER EFFECTIVE!!! 05/16/2011 on Swadloon used Flash! 0
#91 - Picture 05/16/2011 on Retards Attempting Poetry (OC) +1
#4 - Seriously, that ****** gonna look SO wrong when h… 05/15/2011 on Prison Bitch +24
#7 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 05/15/2011 on bacon +16
User avatar #12 - AustintheAtrain (05/15/2011) [-]
Godzilla ftw!
#412 - Picture 05/15/2011 on reaction gif +1
#41 - there we go 05/14/2011 on Lemme heat up the seat for... -1
#40 - This comic needs moar cowbell  [+] (1 new reply) 05/14/2011 on Lemme heat up the seat for... 0
#41 - TheAndroid (05/14/2011) [-]
there we go
#5 - WE NEED MOAR COWBELL! 05/14/2011 on Party Hard infection! +1
#636 - Wow, this just hit me like a ******* horse.... 05/14/2011 on 40 Things that will make... +4
#2 - Bitches be crazy... 05/13/2011 on Gay Rage +8
#2 - Holy **** . 05/12/2011 on Leprechaun sighting! 0
#3 - I'd tap that ass like a ******* beer keg! 05/11/2011 on 4eva alone +1
#14 - Picture 05/10/2011 on Walkin' home drunk +1
#35 - Aw **** , he's gone... 05/10/2011 on 4Chan 0
#2 - MOAAAAAAAAAAR! 05/09/2011 on frag 0
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User avatar #7 - Acai (12/11/2013) [-]
I STILL LOVE YOU
User avatar #8 to #7 - TheAndroid (12/30/2013) [-]
Love ya too baby
User avatar #5 - Acai (11/17/2010) [-]
I love you.
User avatar #6 to #6 - TheAndroid (11/17/2010) [-]
*hugs* :D
#3 - jbeiberforever **User deleted account** (07/27/2010) [-]
problem?
User avatar #4 to #4 - TheAndroid (07/27/2010) [-]
*trollface* Idk
#2 - GhostBuster **User deleted account** (02/05/2010) [-]
Oh cool, you favourited one of my videos.
#1 - a dinosaur **User deleted account** (01/07/2010) [-]
You are awesome. :D
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