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I've been around since this bitch was green. Most of my thumbs came from a few good pics and some snappy remarks. My ability to not give a fuck is legendary.
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There's no way to explain what dysphoric to a degree where you debate transition feels like, so it's fine to not know how hard it is, but that's the idea, dude. You transition because you can't just accept what you were born as. You accept the things that will come of your surgeries and hormones because you think it will make you happy. Suicide rate is high because people figure out that changing their body to match their image won't help because nothing will.
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The world is fucked
I'm pretty sure if you sue someone and win you have to be compensated for whatever the judge orders. So if someone doesn't have a job and gets gobment benefits you can probably start taking property
Like if they have a car they put $10,000 into rims and sound sytem you can probably request the car.
I don't see the contradiction here.
>People with 10000$ rims making smart decisions.
I dunno, never sued anyone.
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It's ok bud, good times will come along
Don't lie to the man
Now listen here you little shit i'm gunna hit you with some feels/knowledge
Happiness in life like all things, comes and goes, it's up to you to be a little and whimper the moment it leaves, or to pick your balls off the ground, man up and go after it.
Here's why i say this, i haven't dated in a while, and i mean a very long while, i met a girl and although i scared shitless of having my heart broken again i said fuck it, if you don't try you never know.
When you fall, you get back up and start again right ? do that for everything in life, that's my only advice.
"We are what we repeatedly do. Excellence is not an act, but a habit.”
Now stop loathing and sulking, get out there and go get what you want in life, and if what you want is happiness then don't stop until you find it or it finds you
Mic drop/exit now i'm off to being lazy in bed for the day
none of this convinced me the world is a beautiful place to live in, nor that happiness is something attainable through hard work. Do you think Robin Williams didn't make the best of life? Or Chester Bannington? happiness is something abstract and means something different to every person; what one person may define as the happiest time of their life, another may say is just another mediocre experience on their way to the sweet embrace of the casket.
It's bullshit telling someone "it will get better" when you don't know what "better" even means for them.
Life is hard
Happiness isn't magic
You won't know you have it until you lose it, then you'll spend so much time worrying about losing it that you won't see it come again.
No, just putting in hard work won't be enough to make you happy, but neither will sitting around sulking about it.
To be honest, I'm a very happy depressed person.
I only recently stopped wanting to kill myself.
You know how I got over it?
Personally, I decided that if I wanted to be such a cry baby and not even try to fix my problems I should just roll over and die.
I decided to keep fighting.
My reason for being, is to make others happy and at the end of the day just making one person smile is enough for me.
You need to find your reason for living, because clearly you have one else you wouldn't be here.
Depression and thoughts of just wanting to die are nothing more than set backs.
You can either let them hold you back, and be weak; or you can fight back and find what ever brings you happiness because I know you are strong enough to do so.
Imagine you trying to lift weights, but the weight is too much for you.
In comes a power lifter and says "Just do what I do when I lift, man! You gotta try harder!"
Do you think trying harder will help you lift the weights? Or maybe the power lifter is just a little bit biased because he can actually do it?
I just love it when people think that the thing that worked for them will work for anyone.
"Cheer up! You have something to live for!"
Fuck off, the only reason I haven't offed myself yet is strictly because I don't want to make my mother sad.
Call it a reason to live if you want, I call it a reason not to die yet.
What personally worked for you is not only not guaranteed to work for someone else.
Go and live a happy life or whatever. Thinking that you and I are the same and can go through the same experiences the same way is naive and quite frankly, insulting.
Which is why I tell you to find a reason
Acting like there is no reason to live it's so stupid
How old are you anyways?
If you want to go through life with a shit attitude, that's your choice.
Don't go talking about it just to shit on people that try to help you.
I didn't say that this is the way to do it, I told you how I did it and that maybe it'll help.
You continue to bitch at every person who tries to help you.
I get it, your sad. Life is hard, deal with it.
You want to know the truth?
The one sure fire reason you are sad if because of you.
You make your own issues, you decide what's important.
You decide what affects you.
Also, as for your second comment you just sent.
Again you only price my point.
You are trying to lift all your problems at once because you see others do it.
Someone comes over, gives you advice such as start smaller but you aren't having any of it.
You decide, "fuck them, they already can lift all these weights so they just expect me to be like them." Then give up.
I.E you are in your own way.
You want to be happy?
Then make yourself happy.
You want to be miserable and Ruin the greatest gift you were given?
Then do it.
But don't try to bring others down because you are mad that you can't fix your life in one day.
Sure buddy. Everyone works exactly like you envisioned. Anyone can do it, people that can't just don't want to, right?
Without having the slightest clue about what's going through someone's life or mind, you've decided they've just given up.
"Find a reason" my ass. sure, I'll just go to the reason tree and pluck a reason fruit, yes?
After years of trying to find a reason to want to live, I've found none.
The world is cruel, cold, and uncaring.
And after years of being poisoned by this system, so am I.
Quit thinking you're hot shit and are eligible to give advice just because you've gone through something similar and succeeded in getting out of the muck.
Yet here you are assuming you have gone through worse.
What happened? Hmm?
I get what you are saying, I'm not trying to give you a cure all. I'm telling you that only you can fix you.
You want to be happy? Work on it.
You expect to be happy in a month? A year? Fat chance.
You'll be working for so so long, busting your ass and every day will be hard.
And you know what? You might not even find happiness at all, but you can't complain if you don't even try.
You are projecting yourself onto others.
You said happiness is different for everyone.
So are problems friend.
What ever you suffered thorough im sorry it happened I really am.
I wish life was super easy and we all could be happy but we can't.
You didn't find a reason after a few years then gave up?
Try 20 years to find just enough of a reason to not want to kill yourself.
Oh but what do I know?
I mean, your the center of attention. You are the only person that matters and since only you've experienced your own life, only your opinion matters.
I'm being rude I know, but I honestly care.
Yeah I'm giving advice and I don't know your situation but at the end of the day no matter what you've gone through you choose what happens from here.
No not everyone can fix their problems the same way but you don't get an opinion of you gave up.
You don't deserve to speak on the matter if you stopped trying.
You need to look deep down and figure out what your real issues are, then work on them.
If you don't want to take my advice, then don't.
I never once said you had too.
I'm just someone that honestly cares about everyone and that includes you with your shit attitude.
Do I think I'm so great?
No, not at all.
I think very low of myself but you know what, if what o dealt with can make someone else's life a bit easier by me warning them off the possible sharp turn ahead, well that's enough for me.
I don't want to live 20 years in misery just to maybe, MAYBE, find a good enough reason to not die. I don't want to live 3 years like that. Good on you that you're so strong you can just do it and not make a big deal out of it.
I'm tired of waking up in the morning wishing I hadn't.
I'm tired of looking and searching for meaning, as if it's something to be found randomly under a rock in the woods.
I wasn't brought into this world on my own volition, and if I was born just to feel like I shouldn't have in the first place then I don't want to be alive for that.
If you think you're the first hot shit that told me life is what you make of it, you're sadly mistaken.
If you think everybody should live a miserable existence just to maybe one day find a morsel of hope, then you're a very malevolent person.
This has nothing to do with personal convictions. This has everything to do with every persons' role in the world.
Some people are just born to want to die.
As I said, you can do what you want.
I will discuss with you, but I won't sit here and be treated like crap just because I am trying to give you advice based on my own issues.
You want to discuss and have help finding a reason?
Then sure, message me anytime.
I'll help you with open arms, and be there for you.
You want to attack everything I say with extreme prejudice? Then I won't keep trying to help.
I can only hope one day you find happiness, and I hope you realize how foolish it is to believe happiness isn't real.
Whatever helps you sleep at night.
You think everybody gets a shot at happiness, I disagree.
You think anybody can find this happiness, I disagree.
I'm not shitting on you, I'm shitting at your lackluster attempt to convince me that life is more than just nothing for some people.
You don't get to decide anyone can do it, when it's so clear that that's not true.
>Is mad that is being called out about not trying
>Puts so much work into trying to convince others they "have it hard"
What ever you say hun.
You don't think anyone is trying hard enough because you aren't trying hard enough.
I was in the same situation you are in.
You don't want others to help you, but you deep down want help.
So you justify it by saying others "just aren't trying".
At the end of the day, you are there only one not trying.
I'm done talking to you.
I've said my peace, you can say yours but I won't be replying after this.
you sure do assume a lot.
I don't give a shit whether you think I have it hard or not.
And I don't give a shit you think i "didn't try".
You think I didn't look for help? Didn't try to find a reason to keep on going? Of course you do, you just said it.
I went to psychologists, psychiatrists, friends, family.
Some people just don't get to find the eye of the storm, where the waters are calm. Some people just perish.
You don't want to face that, that's fine. But don't try to tell me what I did or didn't try.
The place isn't a beautiful place to live in, i know
I also know that if you nly focus on that shit then yeah it defs won't ever be a beautiful place.
Both Robin Williams and Chester had depression dude.
Happiness is abstract but then again so are many other things, feelings in general.
Better can mean whatever for them as long as it's moving forward from point A to point B
Little heads up i say this speaking as someone who's had a pretty shitty life (still a bit shitty tbg) an has contemplated suicide for a very long time (along with a few tries when i was kid) so believe me it gets better only if you want to work towards making it better.
Making it better isn't easy, and i never said it would, but in the end you get out of it what you put into it.
That's my 2C take it or leave it, you can either choose to sulk on your problems or try and pull your fingers our of your ass, stop crying and make things better for yourself
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