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TheAlbinoRhino

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#22 - Do she eat whole ass? She do! 10/28/2015 on Do I Eat Ass? +7
#9 - Except for the fact that a part of the change induced by the i… 10/25/2015 on Me +5
#7 - Actually, locusts are grasshoppers in a certain phase caused b…  [+] (12 new replies) 10/25/2015 on Me +116
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#28 - tealkangaroo (10/26/2015) [-]
like certain evolution conditions for alternate pokemon evolutions
#8 - indalx (10/25/2015) [-]
Yeah,but they start as Grasshoppers,and if lucky enough,they transform to locusts,its the same bug,but transformed and bigger. Its as we say with Caterpillars and Butterflies.
You dont refer to it as a grasshopper anymore. Also locusts are a lot more dangerous for the crops.
I hunted many of them as a kid. Cicadas also.
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#40 - inomgod (10/26/2015) [-]
We should definitely kill them with fire, lots and lots of fire... like napalm
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#39 - inomgod (10/26/2015) [-]
That guy looks so comfortable with the freaky fucks. I half expected him to eat one. Seriously, how do we know he isn't an evil locust mastermind? He clearly spend hours preparing swarm ready locust.
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#36 - pubesoup (10/26/2015) [-]
I used to hunt them as a kid too but now i dread them. i don't know why... it's weird. I like the other insects spiders are my fav but not grasshoppers/locusts. those things give me nightmares. maybe i was a crop in previous life
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#13 - bigmanfifty (10/26/2015) [-]
'Oxford University in England' ..... really?
#15 - indalx (10/26/2015) [-]
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#18 - jackledead (10/26/2015) [-]
He's baffled that the documentary said the location of "Oxford University" because to him it is second nature to know it is in England, and obviously every other human who speaks English should also know. He's being culturally insensitive and is upset about one neutral word in a video.
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#10 - Accidentalninja (10/25/2015) [-]
"this isn't even my final form"
#20 - heatxchainz (10/26/2015) [-]
#27 - kameken (10/26/2015) [-]
Not quite.
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#9 - TheAlbinoRhino (10/25/2015) [-]
Except for the fact that a part of the change induced by the increased serotonin levels is a change in color, ergo it is in the normal solitary phase and not in the 'locust' swarming phase.
#149 - Check out these mussles! no homo _ maybe a l… 10/24/2015 on Do you even lift? 0
#35 - What in the ever-loving **** is an ableist costume? "Oh i…  [+] (1 new reply) 10/22/2015 on NO FUN ALLOWED 0
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#36 - newprinny (10/22/2015) [-]
It might be because one of the actors who played Superman is paralyzed from the neck down in real life after an accident he was in or something? That's all I can think of that'd make it make any sense at all, dood.
#989708 - Been catching up on S5... And then I stumbled upon this gem. …  [+] (2 new replies) 10/22/2015 on Pony Thread 15. +1
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#989737 - leonhardt (10/22/2015) [-]
I mean she talks to animals and never leaves her house so

I wanna nerd out about anime with her
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#989728 - syrianbro (10/22/2015) [-]
Oh My fuckin God...
#123 - MFW I get get picked. May the gods shine their light upon me! 10/21/2015 on An Undertale Comp 3: Bone... 0
#88 - Not too shabby. 10/20/2015 on Wikipedia Album Game 0
#82 - It's Pop Culture by Madeon 10/19/2015 on Introducing #2: hankhillofthe +2
#15 - Looks like he's goin' Japanese-a. 10/19/2015 on Spider Ranger 0