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Date Signed Up:2/20/2010
Last Login:10/25/2014
Location:My Nazi headquarters
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I'm Hitler.

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#49 - Yo.  [+] (2 new replies) 07/18/2014 on Funnyjunk: OG 0
#50 - jalthelas (07/18/2014) [-]
I just wanted to be a part of something.


Especially when good ol' Adolf is involved.
User avatar #52 - TheAdolfHitler (07/18/2014) [-]
Thank you!

Please don't bully me though, I'm really shy.

When I get nervous, I might gas some Jews suddenly.

Ehehehehehe

Don't hit on me.
#46 - Holy **** you are so blue that you're almost purple.  [+] (10 new replies) 07/18/2014 on Funnyjunk: OG 0
#61 - MercurySenshi (07/18/2014) [-]
Best blue.
User avatar #63 - TheAdolfHitler (07/18/2014) [-]
It's beautiful.


Cum inside me so I can get some of dat blue.
User avatar #66 - kazrieleversio (07/18/2014) [-]
I forget how blue I am.
#64 - MercurySenshi (07/18/2014) [-]
Sounds like fun!
#53 - lifeanddeath (07/18/2014) [-]
Sup bright blue?
User avatar #55 - tetroll (07/18/2014) [-]
I wish my name was super blue
User avatar #48 - jalthelas (07/18/2014) [-]
HI
User avatar #49 - TheAdolfHitler (07/18/2014) [-]
Yo.

#50 - jalthelas (07/18/2014) [-]
I just wanted to be a part of something.


Especially when good ol' Adolf is involved.
User avatar #52 - TheAdolfHitler (07/18/2014) [-]
Thank you!

Please don't bully me though, I'm really shy.

When I get nervous, I might gas some Jews suddenly.

Ehehehehehe

Don't hit on me.
#18 - I love everyone here except Jews, blacks, gypsies, Russians, A…  [+] (1 new reply) 07/17/2014 on i love my family 0
#38 - tomthehippie (07/17/2014) [-]
I love everyone that is me. I hate the rest of you fuckers.
#314 - I'm not talking about envy. I encourage everyone I kn… 07/17/2014 on College then and now +1
#24 - To be fair, he really did die. But he wasn't really k…  [+] (2 new replies) 07/17/2014 on Well that was quick +2
User avatar #43 - killerliquid (07/17/2014) [-]
Yer goddamn right

quick, who's best?
User avatar #68 - megatheman (07/21/2014) [-]
ur mum
#20 - Get an account so I can write on your profile, dammit.  [+] (1 new reply) 07/16/2014 on Me 0
User avatar #21 - tommythecatt (07/16/2014) [-]
He has a FJ GOLD account, mind you.
#145 - Nope, it's 30. 07/16/2014 on Steam Tags +1
#269 - I'll agree that starting a business is a great way to make mon…  [+] (2 new replies) 07/16/2014 on College then and now +1
User avatar #313 - FireFront (07/17/2014) [-]
It's only greed to you because you have envy. It takes work to become a millionaire, and luck to become a billionaire. Be happy about your business and successes, and encourage others to follow in your footsteps.
User avatar #314 - TheAdolfHitler (07/17/2014) [-]
I'm not talking about envy.

I encourage everyone I know to find and create something that can provide for the masses.

What I'm talking about the rich people I know using underhanded tactics to get what they want.
I don't approve of shit like that.
#19 - Taiga is a digestive end product. Ungrateful whore. …  [+] (2 new replies) 07/15/2014 on Damn it Inko-chan +1
User avatar #22 - AnomynousUser (07/15/2014) [-]
Just as long as you watch what happens after the credits of the last episode, that's fine.
#20 - helidead (07/15/2014) [-]
Enjoy the ride while it lasts. Great freaking anime.

P.S. Ami is best Toradora
#28 - The Zweihander stunlock is OP as digestive end product. … 07/13/2014 on Meanwhile in a parallel... 0
#28 - The faggots who say that fapping to loli does not make them a …  [+] (4 new replies) 07/12/2014 on Natural enemies +1
User avatar #44 - riayl (07/13/2014) [-]
fabulous and sparkly?
User avatar #45 - riayl (07/13/2014) [-]
Synonym of happy
User avatar #50 - norkas (07/13/2014) [-]
You mean ghey
User avatar #29 - thechosentroll (07/12/2014) [-]
Yeah, me too. I won't judge. I just wish they'd fucking admit it. Stop living in denial.
#19 - Worst boards are /a/ or /pol/ /a/ because of delusion…  [+] (6 new replies) 07/12/2014 on Natural enemies +3
User avatar #22 - thechosentroll (07/12/2014) [-]
/pol/ makes /b/ look good. I don't have much experience with /a/, though, even though I watch anime. Those guys creep me out. It's just waifus and lolis and would it kill them to at least admit that fanservice is softcore porn and loli porn is still CP?
User avatar #28 - TheAdolfHitler (07/12/2014) [-]
The faggots who say that fapping to loli does not make them a pedo is retarded.
It's like saying fapping to fabulous and sparkly hentai does not make you hentai.

To be honest, I'm fine with them fapping to loli just as long as they don't do anything to real children.
User avatar #44 - riayl (07/13/2014) [-]
fabulous and sparkly?
User avatar #45 - riayl (07/13/2014) [-]
Synonym of happy
User avatar #50 - norkas (07/13/2014) [-]
You mean ghey
User avatar #29 - thechosentroll (07/12/2014) [-]
Yeah, me too. I won't judge. I just wish they'd fucking admit it. Stop living in denial.
#16 - I'm fun to hang out with r-right guys? … 07/12/2014 on On my way to win the world cup 0
#867 - No.  [+] (1 new reply) 07/10/2014 on TheAdolfHitler's profile 0
User avatar #868 - ied (07/10/2014) [-]
#865 - Not my fault.  [+] (3 new replies) 07/10/2014 on TheAdolfHitler's profile 0
User avatar #866 - ied (07/10/2014) [-]
so can i have it
User avatar #867 - TheAdolfHitler (07/10/2014) [-]
No.


User avatar #868 - ied (07/10/2014) [-]
#863 - Identity theft is wrong.  [+] (5 new replies) 07/10/2014 on TheAdolfHitler's profile 0
User avatar #864 - ied (07/10/2014) [-]
so is killing however many jews
User avatar #865 - TheAdolfHitler (07/10/2014) [-]
Not my fault.
User avatar #866 - ied (07/10/2014) [-]
so can i have it
User avatar #867 - TheAdolfHitler (07/10/2014) [-]
No.


User avatar #868 - ied (07/10/2014) [-]
#861 - That would be identity theft.  [+] (7 new replies) 07/10/2014 on TheAdolfHitler's profile 0
User avatar #862 - ied (07/10/2014) [-]
can i?
User avatar #863 - TheAdolfHitler (07/10/2014) [-]
Identity theft is wrong.
User avatar #864 - ied (07/10/2014) [-]
so is killing however many jews
User avatar #865 - TheAdolfHitler (07/10/2014) [-]
Not my fault.
User avatar #866 - ied (07/10/2014) [-]
so can i have it
User avatar #867 - TheAdolfHitler (07/10/2014) [-]
No.


User avatar #868 - ied (07/10/2014) [-]
#274 - You can't really have true "politics". I'd say t… 07/10/2014 on This man does god's work 0
#149 - *roll image* **** you my big black penetrati… 07/10/2014 on addicted and pathetic 0
#215 - I also don't like how retarded people sometimes are. …  [+] (7 new replies) 07/10/2014 on This man does god's work +1
User avatar #256 - infinitereaper (07/10/2014) [-]
Imagine how Galileo felt. But I think, that the reason he chose to speak in the manner he did, was because he believed, what I like to believe, and that is that the truth, is far more important. You can live your life being politically correct, but it may just come at the sacrifice of actually being correct. You either embrace a world of lies, or you try to build the true world.
User avatar #274 - TheAdolfHitler (07/10/2014) [-]
You can't really have true "politics".
I'd say the one that sounds the most reasonable is the best one, but that varies from person to person.
Some people (radical liberals) want people who make $300k+ to pay 80% taxes (not joking).
Other people (/pol/acks) want black people in ghettoes to be externalized because of "degeneracy".

These two ideologies I completely disagree with, but think about it. These people actually believe that their politics are "right".

So it's really fucking stupid to argue on someone else's political ideologies because some people are so fucking stubborn that they refuse to change their viewpoint even when presented with massive amounts of legitimate evidence.

#266 - jippythebandit (07/10/2014) [-]
Except the fact that what is political correct for best site on the internet doesn't apply for the real world
User avatar #268 - infinitereaper (07/10/2014) [-]
There isn't much real about the "real world".
#269 - jippythebandit (07/10/2014) [-]
Let me correct myself:

The world outside our basement
User avatar #270 - infinitereaper (07/10/2014) [-]
You should get out more.
#271 - jippythebandit (07/10/2014) [-]
That really hurts my feelings
#747 - Why are you such a faggot, ? Selfie is my profile pic.  [+] (1 new reply) 07/08/2014 on It's Selfie Tuesday +3
#751 - thewitchking (07/08/2014) [-]
omg its hitler
#32 - Morality gets better later on, but it's still horrible. To… 07/07/2014 on thinking ahead -1
#38 - I only just realized now that that picture is from Demon's Souls. 07/07/2014 on Evidently 4chan raided tumblr 0
#80 - I actually could not agree with you more. If you go t… 07/06/2014 on lewd +2
#74 - Here ****** .  [+] (2 new replies) 07/06/2014 on lewd +1
User avatar #77 - leadstriker (07/06/2014) [-]
secretly i like watching anime
but after like watching 6 good animes, all other animes feel like shit and pander too much to basement virgins who dream of magic and 6 girls with different hair fall in love with him. With this resentment in mind, I decided to denounce all anime as shit. Thank you adolf hitler for this fine list of animes.
User avatar #80 - TheAdolfHitler (07/06/2014) [-]
I actually could not agree with you more.

If you go to places like 4chan's /a/, you'll realize how pathetic the majority of anime watchers are.

Fuck, if you show somebody a retarded show like Date a Live, then they will (rightfully) assume that all anime are shit.
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User avatar #869 - datmine (07/21/2014) [-]
Hitler baka.
Its not like i like you or anything.
User avatar #860 - ied (07/10/2014) [-]
can i have your username
User avatar #861 to #860 - TheAdolfHitler (07/10/2014) [-]
That would be identity theft.
User avatar #862 to #861 - ied (07/10/2014) [-]
can i?
User avatar #863 to #862 - TheAdolfHitler (07/10/2014) [-]
Identity theft is wrong.
User avatar #864 to #863 - ied (07/10/2014) [-]
so is killing however many jews
User avatar #865 to #864 - TheAdolfHitler (07/10/2014) [-]
Not my fault.
User avatar #866 to #865 - ied (07/10/2014) [-]
so can i have it
User avatar #859 - hahahaheidi (10/20/2013) [-]
I am legitimately scared of you.
#857 - MatthewDMerrill (10/21/2012) [-]
Oh no you didn't!
Oh no you didn't!
#856 - norwegianlolz (05/08/2012) [-]
hello my führer
#854 - fukkendragonite (04/27/2012) [-]
Seems legit.
#853 - JayAndSilentRobert (06/05/2011) [-]
i am your god

and as your all powerfulgod

i command you go forth and post ponies, millions of them everyday for all the young bronies to agree with in our quest por domination.

however if you refuse i will be forced to tolerate and love the **** out of you anyways because i am god lol, what do i give a ******* .. anyways, tell this to your people Nao Pl0x or i iz maybe madget
User avatar #844 - freshblob (04/29/2011) [-]
Oh hello
User avatar #845 to #873 - TheAdolfHitler (04/29/2011) [-]
Oh hello, ma'am.
User avatar #846 to #874 - freshblob (04/29/2011) [-]
ma'am? D:
User avatar #847 to #875 - TheAdolfHitler (04/29/2011) [-]
You're a boy?
D:
User avatar #848 to #876 - freshblob (04/29/2011) [-]
Yep
Never knew? XD
User avatar #850 to #878 - freshblob (04/29/2011) [-]
XD
It's alright, a lot of people think I'm a girl

Anyways, long time no talk. How ya been?
User avatar #851 to #879 - TheAdolfHitler (04/29/2011) [-]
I don't come online as often as I did back then, this is because I am in my 2nd year of university and I have a lot of work to do.
User avatar #852 to #880 - freshblob (04/29/2011) [-]
Ohhh
What you studying?
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User avatar #840 to #888 - TheAdolfHitler (03/11/2011) [-]
We have some very nice cookies.
#841 to #889 - ironpns **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #842 to #890 - TheAdolfHitler (03/11/2011) [-]
So did I.
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User avatar #837 - sallysaurusrex (03/02/2011) [-]
lol buddy.

i miss those animal raids we did back then.

not really.
#835 - RekkrZero (01/23/2011) [-]
Oh the irony.."Real Man of Genius"..."TheAdolfHitler"... Guess even the FJ ranks know the truth about you.
User avatar #836 to #884 - TheAdolfHitler (01/23/2011) [-]
Yes, yes they do.
#834 - xxxsonic fanxxx (12/17/2010) [-]
I ******* hate you! You failed in your mission to exterminate the Jews!
User avatar #855 to #883 - TheAdolfHitler (05/08/2012) [-]
You should not hate me because I failed to kill them.

You should hate the Jews more!
User avatar #830 - Obscurity (11/29/2010) [-]
Hey, I think you lost something
User avatar #831 to #879 - TheAdolfHitler (12/02/2010) [-]
I don't comment that much, so I am behind on comment rankings.
User avatar #832 to #880 - Obscurity (12/02/2010) [-]
World War 2
User avatar #833 to #881 - TheAdolfHitler (12/02/2010) [-]
I'll win world war 3.
#826 - JayAndSilentRobert (11/20/2010) [-]
Now that our formalitys are out the way..  
  
  
  
  
  
DID YOU MISS ME DID YOU MISS ME DID YOU MISS ME DID YOU MISS ME???????
Now that our formalitys are out the way..





DID YOU MISS ME DID YOU MISS ME DID YOU MISS ME DID YOU MISS ME???????
User avatar #827 to #875 - TheAdolfHitler (11/20/2010) [-]
I don't go on Funnyjunk that much...

But yes, I did miss you.
User avatar #828 to #876 - JayAndSilentRobert (11/20/2010) [-]
i just came back from a couple month BReak


and also being permabanned and whatnot

New account

foshizzle. y u no raid?
User avatar #829 to #877 - TheAdolfHitler (11/20/2010) [-]
Got bored.
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