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|#31 - Haven't got a chance to play GTA 5 yet, but I gotta say, San A…||09/18/2013 on Learn to fly Carl||+2|
|#11 - Francais and Reese are the best characters from this show. … [+] (7 new replies)||09/14/2013 on Because Billboard||+6|
#19 - anonymous poster (09/14/2013) [-]
Walter wasn't in that show fucking retard.
No, your joke was not funny.
#22 - anonymous poster (09/14/2013) [-]
Hence the "no, your joke was not funny."
TheAdolfHitler was talking about characters, not actors.
What you did is the same as someone saying they like peter griffin, then you say "don't you mean stewie" because they're voiced by the same person.
|#53 - Handsome Jack is seriously one of the best videogame villain I… [+] (2 new replies)||09/13/2013 on Screw Physicss||+5|
|#73 - The manga, not the show. I recommend reading it as well.||09/13/2013 on What do?||0|
|#12 - I still remember the manga as being a harem comedy. … [+] (2 new replies)||09/13/2013 on What do?||+1|
|#11 - Comment deleted||09/13/2013 on What do?||0|
|#11 - I did nothing wrong. [+] (1 new reply)||09/12/2013 on Hitler did nothing wrong||+3|
|#50 - That was my favorite moment of this show. Probably my… [+] (1 new reply)||09/11/2013 on Come Mr. Tallyman...||0|
|#183 - I've never played airsoft or paintball before. Dammit, I f… [+] (20 new replies)||09/11/2013 on What It Feels Like Playing...||0|
#241 - doctornick (09/11/2013) [-]
I used to ref paintball, if you don't want to piss off the referees leave your barrel cover on until you're in permitted areas, you'll get thrown out if you don't. Admission is like $10 - $20. If you bring your own paintballs sometimes you have to sneak them in pending on the field. They sell them at like $40 for 1500 (that's what my field charged) but store bought are like $30 for 2000. Rental guns (Tippmann 98 custom) are usually $15 unless you bring your own gun and air refills are free. I had to stop playing so much cause it is a pretty expensive sport.
#233 - Neodude (09/11/2013) [-]
Expect to get shot. If you go in there already accepting the fact someone will eventually get you, it shoudl help if you're nervous. Also, for the love of god, do everything to not have your crotch in open line of sight. You do not want your first time being shot in paintball to be a nut shot, just trust me on this.
#195 - johnnyiscool (09/11/2013) [-]
Don't be afraid of getting shot. The first time is always the worst. Yeah, it may leave a bruise, but paintballs really don't hurt all that much. Try and get shot early on so you can get over any fears. Keep your head down and use line of sight to your advantage. Flanking around the outside is always great. If you're playing speedball, the snake (which is generally on one side of the course) is a great way to flank without anyone seeing you( be careful on that, though. I've been crawling behind the snake several times and crawled straight into someone doing the same thing). It's a blast. Don't let your nerves get the best of you.
#203 - numbersixtyseven (09/11/2013) [-]
Actually, I find that the shots don't hurt that bad. Though I guess it differs between people. There are two situations where they actually did hurt for me...
1. The times I got shot within 4 meters.
2. The first time ever I got hit. Wasn't wearing gloves or the sort, and got hit right on the thumb. Couldn't hold the marker for 20 minutes.
#294 - johnnyiscool (09/12/2013) [-]
One of the first times I went out, I was playing speedball with a bunch of my friends, and one of my friends had just got a Tippmann A5 with a repeat trigger, but he was pretty much a pussy, so he kept camping in the back behind the first can. I decided to get ballsy and rush his left flank while my other friend got his right. Right as I jump out of cover and run at him to attack, he turns from my friend to me and lights me the fuck up. He shot me at least 30 times, 10 of which were centered around the crotchel area. Fun times, mam
#295 - numbersixtyseven (09/12/2013) [-]
Ouch. But yeah, good times are to be had with paintball.
This one time me and my friend decided to play chicken. So we stood apart about ten steps each, and then turned around and started shooting. As we were shooting, the idiot started moving closer. He was hitting me on my chest, but I hit him in his stomach, with my shots getting lower in some pointless attempt to shield myself while still shooting him. Finally I hit him in the nuts, and he grabbed his junk and turned around. But I was still shooting, because friends are assholes like that, and accidentally shot him in the back of his knee.
tl;dr Shot my friend in the crotch, back of his knee, and he had 5 big-ass bruises on his stomach that lasted for about 2 weeks.
#297 - johnnyiscool (09/12/2013) [-]
The sweet, sweet pain. I never did stupid stuff like that. haha. My first hit ever hit me straight on right the collar bone, and it was a no-breaker. I couldn't lift my arm or look to the right for a day or two. I haven't played in years because the place closest to my house shut down. Now I just simply think about the glory days
#302 - numbersixtyseven (09/12/2013) [-]
I recognize the shape, but there might be multiple producers with a similar design... I wouldn't know.
I describe the overly enthusiastic fellows as such; the fuckers who bring the fully-automatic, overpressurized markers with quickload hoppers and fucking belts filled with ball pods.
#313 - bowmasta (09/12/2013) [-]
From the side they look similar, from the front or tilted an Angel looks different than most markers because it looks like a triangle, 3 stacked tubes. They are outdated nowadays but that doesn't stop collectors or aficionados.
Most markers aren't Full auto, the dwell time on the valve is so short that the trigger can be pulled multiple times a second, There is a reason its big enough for 2 fingers. The only markers I see that are full auto are markers with single triggers like Tippmanns. I play with a shake 'n bake and have never needed an agitated/force feed loader and most people bring extra paint so that they can play longer.
I'm sure Airsofters bring extra mags along, or they use high caps.
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|#17 - Yea. ****** annoying.||08/27/2013 on Goddamnit||+1|
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|#36 - The one on the right is from the game. Look at the wi…||08/22/2013 on Gran Turismo 6 PS4 Realism.||0|
|#33 - Phenomenal.||08/22/2013 on Gran Turismo 6 PS4 Realism.||0|
|#12 - I disagree. I personally think the heavy is really ov… [+] (5 new replies)||08/22/2013 on Random Moments||+11|
#15 - anonymous poster (08/22/2013) [-]
You must play on servers where there are no good spies or snipers. Heavies die in seconds if someone knows what they're doing.
|#90 - Being immortal would suck. Eventually the universe w… [+] (2 new replies)||08/18/2013 on Neat||0|
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|#35 - I'm glad this woman is portraying me properly. I'm not a g… [+] (4 new replies)||06/30/2013 on Hitler was a WHAT?||+114|