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TheAdolfHitler

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Gender: male
Date Signed Up:2/20/2010
Last Login:6/03/2015
Location:My Nazi headquarters
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Comment Ranking:#19297
Highest Content Rank:#13614
Highest Comment Rank:#67
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Level 11 Content: New Here → Level 12 Content: New Here
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Level 279 Comments: Ninja Pirate → Level 280 Comments: More Thumbs Than A Hiroshima Survivor
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Total Comments Made:3929
FJ Points:973
I'm Hitler.

latest user's comments

#180 - Look at the tags. 03/01/2010 on ADMIN I ROLLED... 0
#18 - :( sad Hitler is sad. 03/01/2010 on Yo Dawg! +2
#34 - REALLY? COOKIES! OH MY GOD I AM GOING TO JUMP! Hopefu…  [+] (4 new replies) 03/01/2010 on TO THE PITT 0
User avatar #45 - OMGCAA (03/01/2010) [-]
There are Jews at the bottom.
User avatar #47 - TheAdolfHitler (03/01/2010) [-]
Really?
Jews?
*jumps in pit*
Oh SHI-
User avatar #60 - The Devil (03/01/2010) [-]
Don't worry Hitler I'll save you!
User avatar #35 - MurphyUK (03/01/2010) [-]
yes yes fall into my trap
#15 - True.  [+] (1 new reply) 03/01/2010 on Nazi Reader +4
User avatar #26 - MattSwan (03/01/2010) [-]
hmmm..I see what you did thar.
#15 - HAHAHAHAHAHAHA  [+] (2 new replies) 03/01/2010 on Yo Dawg! 0
User avatar #17 - BlackCatBlvd (03/01/2010) [-]
You know he's not Jewish, right?
User avatar #18 - TheAdolfHitler (03/01/2010) [-]
:( sad Hitler is sad.
#385 - You know what? I am using my Schwerer Gustav. If you do not…  [+] (8 new replies) 03/01/2010 on Shatroll doesn't give up. +1
User avatar #387 - Absolut (03/01/2010) [-]
HOLY FUCK. But later I get to mind-rape him =D
User avatar #388 - pancakesaremyfav (03/01/2010) [-]
I will not give him my pancakes.
User avatar #415 - AwsomeSpaghetti (03/01/2010) [-]
i will not give him my spaghetti
User avatar #396 - SKODEWARDE (03/01/2010) [-]
I will screencap.
User avatar #395 - Kodylol (03/01/2010) [-]
I shall fart in his general direction!
#393 - anonymous (03/01/2010) [-]
I will splash hot NeoCitrin in his face...Releases congestion my ass.
User avatar #402 - whiteguynamedjamal (03/01/2010) [-]
I will complain about petty things,like not turning off the pool heater at night because the bills really do add up,
User avatar #420 - Absolut (03/01/2010) [-]
I will FIRE MAH LAZOR... in his area of existence.
#348 - I will gas him  [+] (33 new replies) 03/01/2010 on Shatroll doesn't give up. +12
User avatar #398 - pedobearhere (03/01/2010) [-]
i will rape him
User avatar #386 - AMBULAMPS (03/01/2010) [-]
I will call myself on him.
User avatar #383 - SusieDerkins (03/01/2010) [-]
I will tell his mom on him.
#349 - shatbrlx (03/01/2010) [-]
I will burn him
User avatar #356 - beatdarude (03/01/2010) [-]
iwill make him have a seat over there
#391 - capricorn (03/01/2010) [-]
i will get chuck norris on him
and if that doesnt work i shall morph chuck norris,jackie chan, and bruce lee and send it on him.....muahahahahhaha
User avatar #351 - pwnthatbetch (03/01/2010) [-]
I will dismember him.
#355 - shatbrlx (03/01/2010) [-]
I will decapitate him
User avatar #354 - Absolut (03/01/2010) [-]
I will nuke him.
User avatar #353 - Reow (03/01/2010) [-]
I will eat him
User avatar #357 - demented (03/01/2010) [-]
I will Rick Roll him
User avatar #362 - SkwisgaarSkwigelf (03/01/2010) [-]
I shalls piss on his ashes.
User avatar #379 - CharlesOffdensen (03/01/2010) [-]
You should be recording right now. Not playing with your friends on the internet Skwisgaar.
#361 - FootCheese has deleted their comment.
#360 - anonymous (03/01/2010) [-]
i will take a dump on him and eat it off his chest
User avatar #364 - demented (03/01/2010) [-]
O.o What. the. HELL MAN!?!!
#363 - TacoPirate has deleted their comment.
User avatar #365 - demented (03/01/2010) [-]
steal people's tacos.
User avatar #370 - Absolut (03/01/2010) [-]
I will GAME him... oops!
#368 - TacoPirate has deleted their comment.
User avatar #375 - Absolut (03/01/2010) [-]
I will tear him a new asshole... with my mind o.O
User avatar #384 - robbysheldon (03/01/2010) [-]
I will go all super-star on him
#380 - anonymous (03/01/2010) [-]
and i will break his combo
User avatar #381 - Absolut (03/01/2010) [-]
I will chocolate his rain.
User avatar #385 - TheAdolfHitler (03/01/2010) [-]
You know what? I am using my Schwerer Gustav.
If you do not know what it is, look it up.
Now he is really screwed
User avatar #387 - Absolut (03/01/2010) [-]
HOLY FUCK. But later I get to mind-rape him =D
User avatar #388 - pancakesaremyfav (03/01/2010) [-]
I will not give him my pancakes.
User avatar #415 - AwsomeSpaghetti (03/01/2010) [-]
i will not give him my spaghetti
User avatar #396 - SKODEWARDE (03/01/2010) [-]
I will screencap.
User avatar #395 - Kodylol (03/01/2010) [-]
I shall fart in his general direction!
#393 - anonymous (03/01/2010) [-]
I will splash hot NeoCitrin in his face...Releases congestion my ass.
User avatar #402 - whiteguynamedjamal (03/01/2010) [-]
I will complain about petty things,like not turning off the pool heater at night because the bills really do add up,
User avatar #420 - Absolut (03/01/2010) [-]
I will FIRE MAH LAZOR... in his area of existence.
#264 - :( :( :( HITLER IS SAID! :(  [+] (9 new replies) 03/01/2010 on khendra's profile 0
#266 - Bumble bee has deleted their comment.
User avatar #267 - TheAdolfHitler (03/01/2010) [-]
Guess what?
You have no chance.
Look up Schwerer Gustav.
I can launch this thing at you.
#269 - Bumble bee has deleted their comment.
User avatar #271 - TheAdolfHitler (03/03/2010) [-]
Well, I have the Grammar Nazi.
User avatar #272 - khendra (03/03/2010) [-]
can you not argue on my profile ?
User avatar #273 - TheAdolfHitler (03/03/2010) [-]
Well
My Nazi army can pwn the transformers!
User avatar #274 - TheAdolfHitler (03/03/2010) [-]
But ok
User avatar #265 - khendra (03/01/2010) [-]
lmao
#275 - Bumble bee has deleted their comment.
#286 - Hitler approves. Hitler also likes to tell people he loves porn.  [+] (2 new replies) 02/28/2010 on Fail Porno Homework Site +2
User avatar #288 - IamEpic (02/28/2010) [-]
**IamEpic rolls 504,668,984** i approve that this is epic
#298 - SammlerinForever (02/28/2010) [-]
this is a Lolocaust eh chap?
#285 - Nahhh, leave him to me. I want to gas him.  [+] (1 new reply) 02/28/2010 on Fail Porno Homework Site -1
User avatar #289 - darthabernathy (02/28/2010) [-]
oooh yea watch shutter island alot of scenes about ur work but the rest suked
#7 - TRANSRAPERS! 02/28/2010 on Surprise 0
#100 - **TheAdolfHitler rolls 094,645,056** <O------ my real penis size. 02/28/2010 on Hermiones impressive chart 0
#24 - KILL IT WITH A GAS CHAMBER!  [+] (2 new replies) 02/28/2010 on Breaking News! +2
User avatar #51 - Tharius (03/01/2010) [-]
You know why Hitler killed himself?

He saw his gas bill.....
User avatar #37 - stetdawg (02/28/2010) [-]
Ohhhh thats just rude.
#54 - **TheAdolfHitler rolls 670,118,350**  [+] (1 new reply) 02/28/2010 on Proof that anyone can edit... 0
User avatar #69 - GermansSayNEIN (02/28/2010) [-]
HEY MAN IVE BEEN LOOKING FOR YOU
#62 - So what if I did?  [+] (1 new reply) 02/28/2010 on You Cant guess it without... 0
User avatar #70 - JacobSimms (02/28/2010) [-]
so you're a rug muncher...
#61 - Indeed I did.  [+] (1 new reply) 02/28/2010 on You Cant guess it without... +2
User avatar #71 - wallsbad (03/01/2010) [-]
AH! Mein Furhur! Have you heard of Hugo Stiglitz?
#60 - YAYYYY! 02/28/2010 on You Cant guess it without... 0
#59 - I am offended. 02/28/2010 on You Cant guess it without... +1
#29 - **TheAdolfHitler rolls 978,156,937** would suck  [+] (6 new replies) 02/28/2010 on Spend the night 0
User avatar #31 - Kingler (02/28/2010) [-]
KINGLER KINGLER!!
User avatar #32 - mattfool (02/28/2010) [-]
you are in bill's pc
not on bill's pc
BAD KINGLER
User avatar #34 - Kingler (02/28/2010) [-]
KINGLER KINGLER
*Foams at mouth*
*Pinches*
User avatar #35 - mattfool (02/28/2010) [-]
Kingler get the fuck back in box 2,
I dont have time for your shit
User avatar #36 - Kingler (02/28/2010) [-]
Kingler kingler kingler kin king kingler!!
User avatar #45 - thelegionking (02/28/2010) [-]
lol
#95 - **TheAdolfHitler rolls 4** <---- my penis size 02/28/2010 on Hermiones impressive chart 0
#56 - HORAY!!! 02/28/2010 on You Cant guess it without... 0
#124 - I bet you all my gas chamber this guy is right 02/28/2010 on Proof that argeist rolled... +1
#50 - Hello 02/28/2010 on TheAdolfHitler's profile 0
#630 - **TheAdolfHitler rolls 4** 02/28/2010 on Do you dare to roll? -1
#4 - I came back from hell. 02/28/2010 on You're going to hell if you... -4

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#870 - newpulse ONLINE (01/06/2015) [-]
Heil mein Fuhrer!
User avatar #869 - datmine (07/21/2014) [-]
Hitler baka.
Its not like i like you or anything.
User avatar #860 - ied (07/10/2014) [-]
can i have your username
User avatar #861 to #860 - TheAdolfHitler (07/10/2014) [-]
That would be identity theft.
User avatar #862 to #861 - ied (07/10/2014) [-]
can i?
User avatar #863 to #862 - TheAdolfHitler (07/10/2014) [-]
Identity theft is wrong.
User avatar #864 to #863 - ied (07/10/2014) [-]
so is killing however many jews
User avatar #865 to #864 - TheAdolfHitler (07/10/2014) [-]
Not my fault.
User avatar #866 to #865 - ied (07/10/2014) [-]
so can i have it
User avatar #859 - hahahaheidi (10/20/2013) [-]
I am legitimately scared of you.
#858 - lordfuckerslives ONLINE (10/12/2013) [-]
Comment Picture
#857 - MatthewDMerrill (10/21/2012) [-]
Oh no you didn't!
Oh no you didn't!
#856 - norwegianlolz (05/08/2012) [-]
hello my führer
#854 - fukkendragonite (04/27/2012) [-]
Seems legit.
#853 - JayAndSilentRobert (06/05/2011) [-]
i am your god

and as your all powerfulgod

i command you go forth and post ponies, millions of them everyday for all the young bronies to agree with in our quest por domination.

however if you refuse i will be forced to tolerate and love the **** out of you anyways because i am god lol, what do i give a ******* .. anyways, tell this to your people Nao Pl0x or i iz maybe madget
User avatar #844 - freshblob (04/29/2011) [-]
Oh hello
User avatar #845 to #873 - TheAdolfHitler (04/29/2011) [-]
Oh hello, ma'am.
User avatar #846 to #874 - freshblob (04/29/2011) [-]
ma'am? D:
User avatar #847 to #875 - TheAdolfHitler (04/29/2011) [-]
You're a boy?
D:
User avatar #848 to #876 - freshblob (04/29/2011) [-]
Yep
Never knew? XD
User avatar #850 to #878 - freshblob (04/29/2011) [-]
XD
It's alright, a lot of people think I'm a girl

Anyways, long time no talk. How ya been?
User avatar #851 to #879 - TheAdolfHitler (04/29/2011) [-]
I don't come online as often as I did back then, this is because I am in my 2nd year of university and I have a lot of work to do.
User avatar #852 to #880 - freshblob (04/29/2011) [-]
Ohhh
What you studying?
#839 - ironpns **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #840 to #888 - TheAdolfHitler (03/11/2011) [-]
We have some very nice cookies.
#841 to #889 - ironpns **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #842 to #890 - TheAdolfHitler (03/11/2011) [-]
So did I.
#843 to #891 - ironpns **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
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User avatar #837 - sallysaurusrex (03/02/2011) [-]
lol buddy.

i miss those animal raids we did back then.

not really.
#835 - RekkrZero (01/23/2011) [-]
Oh the irony.."Real Man of Genius"..."TheAdolfHitler"... Guess even the FJ ranks know the truth about you.
User avatar #836 to #884 - TheAdolfHitler (01/23/2011) [-]
Yes, yes they do.
#834 - anonymous (12/17/2010) [-]
I ******* hate you! You failed in your mission to exterminate the Jews!
User avatar #855 to #883 - TheAdolfHitler (05/08/2012) [-]
You should not hate me because I failed to kill them.

You should hate the Jews more!
User avatar #830 - Obscurity (11/29/2010) [-]
Hey, I think you lost something
User avatar #831 to #879 - TheAdolfHitler (12/02/2010) [-]
I don't comment that much, so I am behind on comment rankings.
User avatar #832 to #880 - Obscurity (12/02/2010) [-]
World War 2
User avatar #833 to #881 - TheAdolfHitler (12/02/2010) [-]
I'll win world war 3.
#826 - JayAndSilentRobert (11/20/2010) [-]
Now that our formalitys are out the way..  
  
  
  
  
  
DID YOU MISS ME DID YOU MISS ME DID YOU MISS ME DID YOU MISS ME???????
Now that our formalitys are out the way..





DID YOU MISS ME DID YOU MISS ME DID YOU MISS ME DID YOU MISS ME???????
User avatar #827 to #875 - TheAdolfHitler (11/20/2010) [-]
I don't go on Funnyjunk that much...

But yes, I did miss you.
User avatar #828 to #876 - JayAndSilentRobert (11/20/2010) [-]
i just came back from a couple month BReak


and also being permabanned and whatnot

New account

foshizzle. y u no raid?
User avatar #829 to #877 - TheAdolfHitler (11/20/2010) [-]
Got bored.
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