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Date Signed Up:2/20/2010
Last Login:8/22/2014
Location:My Nazi headquarters
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#20 - Crazy bitch that wants to **** MC's sister but de… 34 minutes ago on The truth 0
#42 - My virginity.  [+] (3 new replies) 08/21/2014 on Site updates +3
#233 - roarflmao (17 hours ago) [-]
Im 20 and have lived in sweden my entire life, where the fuck are there prostitutes in sweden?
#411 - anonymous (8 hours ago) [-]
where is your mother usually?
User avatar #43 - kokanum (08/21/2014) [-]
I know, I just never heard that said before.
#33 - Ever been to Sweden? I lost my vee vee to one of the …  [+] (5 new replies) 08/21/2014 on Site updates +1
User avatar #38 - kokanum (08/21/2014) [-]
Your... "Vee Vee"?

Sorry, I just never heard that before
User avatar #42 - TheAdolfHitler (08/21/2014) [-]
My virginity.
#233 - roarflmao (17 hours ago) [-]
Im 20 and have lived in sweden my entire life, where the fuck are there prostitutes in sweden?
#411 - anonymous (8 hours ago) [-]
where is your mother usually?
User avatar #43 - kokanum (08/21/2014) [-]
I know, I just never heard that said before.
#22 - I wouldn't touch that thing with a 10 foot pole. …  [+] (35 new replies) 08/21/2014 on Site updates +29
#176 - emptysuperman (22 hours ago) [-]
...wait. You guys don't find her hot?

Maybe it's just me and five other guys.
User avatar #425 - mourningspawn (8 hours ago) [-]
She's really ugly, honestly.
#398 - fffffffuuuuuuuuuuu (9 hours ago) [-]
Well, lemme show an example of "hot" so you can compare and see why she isn't that attractive at all.
#410 - emptysuperman (8 hours ago) [-]
>Thinking there's only one definition of hot.

I like average, skinny, and chubby women. Old and young... well not old. Women stop being attractive at around 50.
#471 - Indoknight (4 hours ago) [-]
oh my god... the one on the left any day
#217 - assassindash (19 hours ago) [-]
Is.... IS THAT MOTHER FUCKING JONTRON?!
#389 - ztron (9 hours ago) [-]
Yup
#382 - anonymous (9 hours ago) [-]
she offered sex, he denied i heard
User avatar #463 - assassindash (5 hours ago) [-]
I get this feeling you didn't hear shit....
#485 - anonymous (1 hour ago) [-]
Some people say ......
reports suggest .......
lets run this rumor mill
User avatar #494 - assassindash (46 minutes ago) [-]
I agree we should make him look good, but don't say "You heard" man, just say "I bet."

That's all.
#395 - anonymous (9 hours ago) [-]
Doesn't he have a girlfriend? Good guy Jon.
User avatar #195 - thenightmarechild (21 hours ago) [-]
Wiat, is that a pic of her and some guys she banged?
User avatar #137 - runescapewasgood (22 hours ago) [-]
why? who is she?
#367 - davidbowiesensei (10 hours ago) [-]
Here's a rundown of the situation.

>Zoe Quinn made a shitty game on Steam about Depression. store.steampowered.com/app/270170/

>People who actually have/had depression start writing negative things/criticisms about it.

>Zoe rages.

>Bangs 5 men, mostly Videogame journalists including one from Kotaku, for good reviews.

>Any criticisms of her, her game, etc. are being taken down and censored all over Steam, Reddit, even 4Chan.
User avatar #28 - admin (08/21/2014) [-]
yeah that's what i never got

you can just go to belgium and fuck a hot hooker better looking than 99% of women for only 50 euro

or go to thailand, etc.
#161 - envinite (22 hours ago) [-]
Except thai hookers with that price range are ugly as fuck, look like brown vegans shit dipped in salt water for a week. Not to mention extra scams for tourists.

The good ones are in Pattaya areas, 90 euros and you get a 9+/10 top tier brown slut that can detect tourist dicks within 50 miles radius. Dicks and jiggling breast implants are mandatory.
User avatar #414 - nervaaurelius (8 hours ago) [-]
Depends where you go. I went to a gogo bar in soi cowboy and there were some good ones for 60 bucks and they had other girls for 90 bucks but it's a better experience than the ones in Amsterdam cause you get 2 hours rather than the 20 minutes
#58 - predatoras (08/21/2014) [-]
Yes, I am Belgium and I confirm.
User avatar #374 - joeyliquid (10 hours ago) [-]
ain't there like those window hooker things?
#394 - BloodAwaits (9 hours ago) [-]
Yup, in Holland and Belgium you get to windowshop yours hoes.
User avatar #375 - predatoras (10 hours ago) [-]
Yes
User avatar #35 - reginleif (08/21/2014) [-]
Admin confirmed for Eurofag. Q.Q
User avatar #41 - kokanum (08/21/2014) [-]
Nope, he lives in New York.
User avatar #44 - reginleif (08/21/2014) [-]
How do you guys know this stuff? :/
User avatar #80 - admin (23 hours ago) [-]
cuz i told them but i can just make up anything

unles there is a gps tracking device on me
User avatar #128 - commontroll (23 hours ago) [-]
It's in your butt. We put it there, knowing that it would only be pressed further into you as you broke in Phanact's dragon dildos, as is custom.
#52 - kokanum (08/21/2014) [-]
i em de elite haxxors

nah, jk. I think he said it once or something during that one out of many shitstorms about who he is
User avatar #39 - admin (08/21/2014) [-]
admin confirmed for having internet
User avatar #33 - TheAdolfHitler (08/21/2014) [-]
Ever been to Sweden?

I lost my vee vee to one of the prostitutes there.

User avatar #38 - kokanum (08/21/2014) [-]
Your... "Vee Vee"?

Sorry, I just never heard that before
User avatar #42 - TheAdolfHitler (08/21/2014) [-]
My virginity.
#233 - roarflmao (17 hours ago) [-]
Im 20 and have lived in sweden my entire life, where the fuck are there prostitutes in sweden?
#411 - anonymous (8 hours ago) [-]
where is your mother usually?
User avatar #43 - kokanum (08/21/2014) [-]
I know, I just never heard that said before.
#59 - We should kidnap him and prevent him from playing idolm@ster. …  [+] (1 new reply) 08/21/2014 on 8 horrible torture devices 0
User avatar #77 - bobthedilder (18 hours ago) [-]
It'll be like that episode of Always Sunny, except with more rape.
#37 - He'll die of space aids before finishing this thing.  [+] (3 new replies) 08/21/2014 on 8 horrible torture devices 0
User avatar #57 - bobthedilder (08/21/2014) [-]
We can't let him leave the planet.
User avatar #59 - TheAdolfHitler (08/21/2014) [-]
We should kidnap him and prevent him from playing idolm@ster.

That way, he will be forced to finish the series that started from fucking 1990.
User avatar #77 - bobthedilder (18 hours ago) [-]
It'll be like that episode of Always Sunny, except with more rape.
#31 - Reminder: Miura has not drawn Guts for 2.5 years. …  [+] (5 new replies) 08/21/2014 on 8 horrible torture devices 0
User avatar #36 - bobthedilder (08/21/2014) [-]
If it ends in my lifetime, that'll be good enough.
User avatar #37 - TheAdolfHitler (08/21/2014) [-]
He'll die of space aids before finishing this thing.
User avatar #57 - bobthedilder (08/21/2014) [-]
We can't let him leave the planet.
User avatar #59 - TheAdolfHitler (08/21/2014) [-]
We should kidnap him and prevent him from playing idolm@ster.

That way, he will be forced to finish the series that started from fucking 1990.
User avatar #77 - bobthedilder (18 hours ago) [-]
It'll be like that episode of Always Sunny, except with more rape.
#28 - Guts can last through torture easily. He's a big guy.…  [+] (15 new replies) 08/21/2014 on 8 horrible torture devices +5
#30 - bobthedilder (08/21/2014) [-]
Spoiler-ish for Berserk A new chapter came out recently and part of me going into was like, "Griffith isn't such a cunt, he's saving people and doing some good shit." But by the end of it I snapped back to my senses and I've never been so pissed at a person that doesn't exist. When the day comes where Guts kills that motherfucker I will backflip in joy.
#78 - crocodilorage (14 hours ago) [-]
Why do you hate Grifith?
User avatar #80 - bobthedilder (10 hours ago) [-]
Have you watched/read Berserk?
#81 - crocodilorage (6 hours ago) [-]
Watched episodes and movies. Twice.
User avatar #82 - bobthedilder (6 hours ago) [-]
You're being sarcastic then?
#83 - crocodilorage (2 hours ago) [-]
No i am completely honest with you, and i am willing to have a solid discussion with you.
User avatar #84 - bobthedilder (2 hours ago) [-]
Berserk Spoilers Griffith sacrificed everyone who cared about him to be eaten by demons and their souls are going to spend an eternity in agony. He raped the person who admired him most and one of the key figures in his life (Casca) into a state of mental retardation in front of his best friend (Guts). Guts loves Casca and Griffith just eye fucks Guts while he does it.

Because of Griffith's ascension, the world has been beset by hordes of demons who torture, rape, and eat their victims. In a response the church uses the most horrific methods of torture and execution in an Inquisition seeking out any who so much as speak out against them or the religion. Due to the turmoil brought about by the demons in Midland, a demon king and his hordes seize the capital and torture and kill anyone at random. They also round up all the women in the capital and sacrifice them to birth new demons into the world.

So Griffith is essentially responsible for the Apocalypse and the deaths of all those loyal to him including the rape of his most loyal soldier all so he could become a king.
#75 - gruntmastr (23 hours ago) [-]
Also Spoiler-ish: IF I saw what guts saw, which was his girl getting fucked stupid (literally), I would murder him as fast and as gruesomely as he will (hopefully)
#79 - crocodilorage (14 hours ago) [-]
I kinda like Griffith and dislike Guts, and i kinda enjoyed what Griffith did to him.
User avatar #31 - TheAdolfHitler (08/21/2014) [-]
Reminder:

Miura has not drawn Guts for 2.5 years.

He's too busy playing idolm@ster.

Lazy asshole.
User avatar #36 - bobthedilder (08/21/2014) [-]
If it ends in my lifetime, that'll be good enough.
User avatar #37 - TheAdolfHitler (08/21/2014) [-]
He'll die of space aids before finishing this thing.
User avatar #57 - bobthedilder (08/21/2014) [-]
We can't let him leave the planet.
User avatar #59 - TheAdolfHitler (08/21/2014) [-]
We should kidnap him and prevent him from playing idolm@ster.

That way, he will be forced to finish the series that started from fucking 1990.
User avatar #77 - bobthedilder (18 hours ago) [-]
It'll be like that episode of Always Sunny, except with more rape.
#41 - Try majestic prince. 08/21/2014 on This anime is porn to my eyes +1
#43 - Try watching evangelion or legend of the galactic heroes. 08/21/2014 on Animu +1
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User avatar #869 - datmine (07/21/2014) [-]
Hitler baka.
Its not like i like you or anything.
User avatar #860 - ied (07/10/2014) [-]
can i have your username
User avatar #861 to #860 - TheAdolfHitler (07/10/2014) [-]
That would be identity theft.
User avatar #862 to #861 - ied (07/10/2014) [-]
can i?
User avatar #863 to #862 - TheAdolfHitler (07/10/2014) [-]
Identity theft is wrong.
User avatar #864 to #863 - ied (07/10/2014) [-]
so is killing however many jews
User avatar #865 to #864 - TheAdolfHitler (07/10/2014) [-]
Not my fault.
User avatar #866 to #865 - ied (07/10/2014) [-]
so can i have it
User avatar #859 - hahahaheidi (10/20/2013) [-]
I am legitimately scared of you.
#858 - lordfuckerslives ONLINE (10/12/2013) [-]
Comment Picture
#857 - MatthewDMerrill ONLINE (10/21/2012) [-]
Oh no you didn't!
Oh no you didn't!
#856 - norwegianlolz (05/08/2012) [-]
hello my führer
#854 - fukkendragonite (04/27/2012) [-]
Seems legit.
#853 - JayAndSilentRobert (06/05/2011) [-]
i am your god

and as your all powerfulgod

i command you go forth and post ponies, millions of them everyday for all the young bronies to agree with in our quest por domination.

however if you refuse i will be forced to tolerate and love the **** out of you anyways because i am god lol, what do i give a ******* .. anyways, tell this to your people Nao Pl0x or i iz maybe madget
User avatar #844 - freshblob (04/29/2011) [-]
Oh hello
User avatar #845 to #873 - TheAdolfHitler (04/29/2011) [-]
Oh hello, ma'am.
User avatar #846 to #874 - freshblob (04/29/2011) [-]
ma'am? D:
User avatar #847 to #875 - TheAdolfHitler (04/29/2011) [-]
You're a boy?
D:
User avatar #848 to #876 - freshblob (04/29/2011) [-]
Yep
Never knew? XD
User avatar #850 to #878 - freshblob (04/29/2011) [-]
XD
It's alright, a lot of people think I'm a girl

Anyways, long time no talk. How ya been?
User avatar #851 to #879 - TheAdolfHitler (04/29/2011) [-]
I don't come online as often as I did back then, this is because I am in my 2nd year of university and I have a lot of work to do.
User avatar #852 to #880 - freshblob (04/29/2011) [-]
Ohhh
What you studying?
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User avatar #840 to #888 - TheAdolfHitler (03/11/2011) [-]
We have some very nice cookies.
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User avatar #842 to #890 - TheAdolfHitler (03/11/2011) [-]
So did I.
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User avatar #837 - sallysaurusrex (03/02/2011) [-]
lol buddy.

i miss those animal raids we did back then.

not really.
#835 - RekkrZero (01/23/2011) [-]
Oh the irony.."Real Man of Genius"..."TheAdolfHitler"... Guess even the FJ ranks know the truth about you.
User avatar #836 to #884 - TheAdolfHitler (01/23/2011) [-]
Yes, yes they do.
#834 - anonymous (12/17/2010) [-]
I ******* hate you! You failed in your mission to exterminate the Jews!
User avatar #855 to #883 - TheAdolfHitler (05/08/2012) [-]
You should not hate me because I failed to kill them.

You should hate the Jews more!
User avatar #830 - Obscurity (11/29/2010) [-]
Hey, I think you lost something
User avatar #831 to #879 - TheAdolfHitler (12/02/2010) [-]
I don't comment that much, so I am behind on comment rankings.
User avatar #832 to #880 - Obscurity (12/02/2010) [-]
World War 2
User avatar #833 to #881 - TheAdolfHitler (12/02/2010) [-]
I'll win world war 3.
#826 - JayAndSilentRobert (11/20/2010) [-]
Now that our formalitys are out the way..  
  
  
  
  
  
DID YOU MISS ME DID YOU MISS ME DID YOU MISS ME DID YOU MISS ME???????
Now that our formalitys are out the way..





DID YOU MISS ME DID YOU MISS ME DID YOU MISS ME DID YOU MISS ME???????
User avatar #827 to #875 - TheAdolfHitler (11/20/2010) [-]
I don't go on Funnyjunk that much...

But yes, I did miss you.
User avatar #828 to #876 - JayAndSilentRobert (11/20/2010) [-]
i just came back from a couple month BReak


and also being permabanned and whatnot

New account

foshizzle. y u no raid?
User avatar #829 to #877 - TheAdolfHitler (11/20/2010) [-]
Got bored.
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