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Age: 22
Date Signed Up:1/06/2009
Last Login:10/10/2012
Location:Sesame Street
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Level 282 Comments: More Thumbs Than A Hiroshima Survivor → Level 283 Comments: More Thumbs Than A Hiroshima Survivor
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I am a gamer, a nice guy. I can also make you laugh. I am also, most of the time, a very unserious person. I'm serious.

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#321 - Picture 08/10/2011 on Deal with it +10
#757 - Better than coming home to ******* Jar Jar 08/10/2011 on This Faggot Dog +9
#57 - Picture  [+] (3 new replies) 08/09/2011 on Random Comp +19
#66 - jazzii (08/09/2011) [-]
User avatar #64 - Loppytaffy (08/09/2011) [-]
Meanwhile, in Ireland.
#61 - monoaonom (08/09/2011) [-]
#197 - Isn't that the man who plays Gimli? 08/08/2011 on MOAR 4chan stuff -1
#173 - I get it now  [+] (1 new reply) 08/08/2011 on Seems legit 3 +7
#190 - rasenrengan has deleted their comment.
#228 - Seems legit 08/08/2011 on seems legit 4 +6
#164 - I think somebody needs to explain this to me, I don't get it, …  [+] (5 new replies) 08/08/2011 on Seems legit 3 +4
#189 - reyreydaboss (08/08/2011) [-]
i think the joke is being aimed at the For Lease sign above the Gynacologist sign
User avatar #171 - TitsYo (08/08/2011) [-]
GO GOOGLE IT
User avatar #169 - Rageguyftw (08/08/2011) [-]
Gynacologist is a vagina doctor
#173 - The useful idiot (08/08/2011) [-]
I get it now
#190 - rasenrengan has deleted their comment.
#107 - I get it now, Thank you  [+] (1 new reply) 08/08/2011 on Free Drink +2
#108 - joshofsouls (08/08/2011) [-]
You're quite welcome sir, have a nice day.
#104 - I get the piss bit, but whats the deal with the Dave bit? 08/08/2011 on Free Drink 0
#92 - I don't get this, can somebody explain please. I'm a bit slow today :(  [+] (8 new replies) 08/08/2011 on Free Drink +1
#103 - joshofsouls (08/08/2011) [-]
Often at offices, or other work places, people bring in their own food/drinks.
And people will often take those items which do not belong to them.

So most people get mad, and start putting their names on it,
Those teas belong to a gentleman named Dave, and the label is to say "If you're not dave, don't drink these"

And some clever person who might have been named dave, took the bottle because his name was dave. or so he claims.

hope that helps.
#107 - The useful idiot (08/08/2011) [-]
I get it now, Thank you
#108 - joshofsouls (08/08/2011) [-]
You're quite welcome sir, have a nice day.
#100 - evilbob (08/08/2011) [-]
u might wanna use this pic XD
User avatar #109 - joshofsouls (08/08/2011) [-]
No no no, that's the one you use if you GET the joke.
User avatar #98 - furryflava (08/08/2011) [-]
i dident quite get it either untill i saw the logo,then i knew that it has piss in it :3
User avatar #104 - The useful idiot (08/08/2011) [-]
I get the piss bit, but whats the deal with the Dave bit?
User avatar #95 - whitcher (08/08/2011) [-]
'Twas piss m'lad.
#99 - Well that's Gimli for you :D And swear they got even at the ve… 08/07/2011 on Bowie Knife +2
#73 - Not even Gimli  [+] (4 new replies) 08/07/2011 on Bowie Knife +2
User avatar #74 - vikse (08/07/2011) [-]
haha, gimli DID lose his boot while running, and it "magically" reappeared, but sure! And he DID beat Legolas in the Battle of the Hornburg!
User avatar #680 - reredrumuoy (08/08/2011) [-]
gandalf wins
he died and was reborn
like jesus
User avatar #99 - The useful idiot (08/07/2011) [-]
Well that's Gimli for you :D And swear they got even at the very end when Legolas got the one gimli was sitting on as it was twitching, but i'll go with what you say on this one ahah
User avatar #98 - ocatapus (08/07/2011) [-]
Only beat legolas cause those giant fucking mamoths counted as 1
#70 - He didn't loose hope, he re forged blade of Narsil for Aragorn!  [+] (6 new replies) 08/07/2011 on Bowie Knife +1
User avatar #72 - vikse (08/07/2011) [-]
because his daughter came back (after him sending her away) and convinced her... dont get me wrong, Eldrond, Haldir, all elves are awesomeness given physical form, but Aragorn? nah... nothing beats him! :D
#73 - The useful idiot (08/07/2011) [-]
Not even Gimli
User avatar #74 - vikse (08/07/2011) [-]
haha, gimli DID lose his boot while running, and it "magically" reappeared, but sure! And he DID beat Legolas in the Battle of the Hornburg!
User avatar #680 - reredrumuoy (08/08/2011) [-]
gandalf wins
he died and was reborn
like jesus
User avatar #99 - The useful idiot (08/07/2011) [-]
Well that's Gimli for you :D And swear they got even at the very end when Legolas got the one gimli was sitting on as it was twitching, but i'll go with what you say on this one ahah
User avatar #98 - ocatapus (08/07/2011) [-]
Only beat legolas cause those giant fucking mamoths counted as 1
#66 - Now what! Fought at the battle of the slopes of Mt.Doo…  [+] (8 new replies) 08/07/2011 on Bowie Knife +5
User avatar #67 - vikse (08/07/2011) [-]
lost hope. twice. left middle earth
User avatar #70 - The useful idiot (08/07/2011) [-]
He didn't loose hope, he re forged blade of Narsil for Aragorn!
User avatar #72 - vikse (08/07/2011) [-]
because his daughter came back (after him sending her away) and convinced her... dont get me wrong, Eldrond, Haldir, all elves are awesomeness given physical form, but Aragorn? nah... nothing beats him! :D
#73 - The useful idiot (08/07/2011) [-]
Not even Gimli
User avatar #74 - vikse (08/07/2011) [-]
haha, gimli DID lose his boot while running, and it "magically" reappeared, but sure! And he DID beat Legolas in the Battle of the Hornburg!
User avatar #680 - reredrumuoy (08/08/2011) [-]
gandalf wins
he died and was reborn
like jesus
User avatar #99 - The useful idiot (08/07/2011) [-]
Well that's Gimli for you :D And swear they got even at the very end when Legolas got the one gimli was sitting on as it was twitching, but i'll go with what you say on this one ahah
User avatar #98 - ocatapus (08/07/2011) [-]
Only beat legolas cause those giant fucking mamoths counted as 1
#60 - No.  [+] (10 new replies) 08/07/2011 on Bowie Knife +2
User avatar #62 - vikse (08/07/2011) [-]
Sigh...

*Viggo Mortensen broke two fucking toes in TTT, and its ON SCREEN.*
* Aragorn makes out with diversa hobbits off camera to make the other characters who are on screen laugh.*
* Aragorn is the fucking KING of speeches *
* Aragorn fucking parried the knife that Lurtz threw at him, which wasnt even suposed to happen*



* Haldir said like 3 sentences and died *
#66 - The useful idiot (08/07/2011) [-]
Now what!

Fought at the battle of the slopes of Mt.Doom
The Lord of Rivendell
One of the rulers of middle earth in the 3rd age
Raised Aragorn
Created the fellowship
User avatar #67 - vikse (08/07/2011) [-]
lost hope. twice. left middle earth
User avatar #70 - The useful idiot (08/07/2011) [-]
He didn't loose hope, he re forged blade of Narsil for Aragorn!
User avatar #72 - vikse (08/07/2011) [-]
because his daughter came back (after him sending her away) and convinced her... dont get me wrong, Eldrond, Haldir, all elves are awesomeness given physical form, but Aragorn? nah... nothing beats him! :D
#73 - The useful idiot (08/07/2011) [-]
Not even Gimli
User avatar #74 - vikse (08/07/2011) [-]
haha, gimli DID lose his boot while running, and it "magically" reappeared, but sure! And he DID beat Legolas in the Battle of the Hornburg!
User avatar #680 - reredrumuoy (08/08/2011) [-]
gandalf wins
he died and was reborn
like jesus
User avatar #99 - The useful idiot (08/07/2011) [-]
Well that's Gimli for you :D And swear they got even at the very end when Legolas got the one gimli was sitting on as it was twitching, but i'll go with what you say on this one ahah
User avatar #98 - ocatapus (08/07/2011) [-]
Only beat legolas cause those giant fucking mamoths counted as 1
#528 - **The useful idiot rolls 86** I just want dubs  [+] (6 new replies) 08/07/2011 on good guy iroh -2
#529 - alexramirez (08/07/2011) [-]
your two numbers away
#567 - holizard (08/07/2011) [-]
**holizard rolls 07**
#530 - alexramirez (08/07/2011) [-]
**alexramirez rolls 327,383,290**
take my trips
#550 - aidensam (08/07/2011) [-]
**aidensam rolls 621,111,094**

#531 - alexramirez (08/07/2011) [-]
#536 - iliekchocolatmilke has deleted their comment.
#525 - Picture  [+] (9 new replies) 08/07/2011 on good guy iroh +33
#542 - silverkat has deleted their comment.
#527 - alexramirez (08/07/2011) [-]
**alexramirez rolls 89**

take my mine,, nah im just kidding
#528 - The useful idiot (08/07/2011) [-]
**The useful idiot rolls 86** I just want dubs
#529 - alexramirez (08/07/2011) [-]
your two numbers away
#567 - holizard (08/07/2011) [-]
**holizard rolls 07**
#530 - alexramirez (08/07/2011) [-]
**alexramirez rolls 327,383,290**
take my trips
#550 - aidensam (08/07/2011) [-]
**aidensam rolls 621,111,094**

#531 - alexramirez (08/07/2011) [-]
#536 - iliekchocolatmilke has deleted their comment.
#524 - **The useful idiot rolls 31**  [+] (10 new replies) 08/07/2011 on good guy iroh +30
#525 - The useful idiot (08/07/2011) [-]
#542 - silverkat has deleted their comment.
#527 - alexramirez (08/07/2011) [-]
**alexramirez rolls 89**

take my mine,, nah im just kidding
#528 - The useful idiot (08/07/2011) [-]
**The useful idiot rolls 86** I just want dubs
#529 - alexramirez (08/07/2011) [-]
your two numbers away
#567 - holizard (08/07/2011) [-]
**holizard rolls 07**
#530 - alexramirez (08/07/2011) [-]
**alexramirez rolls 327,383,290**
take my trips
#550 - aidensam (08/07/2011) [-]
**aidensam rolls 621,111,094**

#531 - alexramirez (08/07/2011) [-]
#536 - iliekchocolatmilke has deleted their comment.
#523 - Picture  [+] (11 new replies) 08/07/2011 on good guy iroh +28
#524 - The useful idiot (08/07/2011) [-]
**The useful idiot rolls 31**
#525 - The useful idiot (08/07/2011) [-]
#542 - silverkat has deleted their comment.
#527 - alexramirez (08/07/2011) [-]
**alexramirez rolls 89**

take my mine,, nah im just kidding
#528 - The useful idiot (08/07/2011) [-]
**The useful idiot rolls 86** I just want dubs
#529 - alexramirez (08/07/2011) [-]
your two numbers away
#567 - holizard (08/07/2011) [-]
**holizard rolls 07**
#530 - alexramirez (08/07/2011) [-]
**alexramirez rolls 327,383,290**
take my trips
#550 - aidensam (08/07/2011) [-]
**aidensam rolls 621,111,094**

#531 - alexramirez (08/07/2011) [-]
#536 - iliekchocolatmilke has deleted their comment.
#522 - Picture  [+] (12 new replies) 08/07/2011 on good guy iroh +28
#523 - The useful idiot (08/07/2011) [-]
#524 - The useful idiot (08/07/2011) [-]
**The useful idiot rolls 31**
#525 - The useful idiot (08/07/2011) [-]
#542 - silverkat has deleted their comment.
#527 - alexramirez (08/07/2011) [-]
**alexramirez rolls 89**

take my mine,, nah im just kidding
#528 - The useful idiot (08/07/2011) [-]
**The useful idiot rolls 86** I just want dubs
#529 - alexramirez (08/07/2011) [-]
your two numbers away
#567 - holizard (08/07/2011) [-]
**holizard rolls 07**
#530 - alexramirez (08/07/2011) [-]
**alexramirez rolls 327,383,290**
take my trips
#550 - aidensam (08/07/2011) [-]
**aidensam rolls 621,111,094**

#531 - alexramirez (08/07/2011) [-]
#536 - iliekchocolatmilke has deleted their comment.
#521 - Picture  [+] (13 new replies) 08/07/2011 on good guy iroh +31
#522 - The useful idiot (08/07/2011) [-]
#523 - The useful idiot (08/07/2011) [-]
#524 - The useful idiot (08/07/2011) [-]
**The useful idiot rolls 31**
#525 - The useful idiot (08/07/2011) [-]
#542 - silverkat has deleted their comment.
#527 - alexramirez (08/07/2011) [-]
**alexramirez rolls 89**

take my mine,, nah im just kidding
#528 - The useful idiot (08/07/2011) [-]
**The useful idiot rolls 86** I just want dubs
#529 - alexramirez (08/07/2011) [-]
your two numbers away
#567 - holizard (08/07/2011) [-]
**holizard rolls 07**
#530 - alexramirez (08/07/2011) [-]
**alexramirez rolls 327,383,290**
take my trips
#550 - aidensam (08/07/2011) [-]
**aidensam rolls 621,111,094**

#531 - alexramirez (08/07/2011) [-]
#536 - iliekchocolatmilke has deleted their comment.
#520 - **The useful idiot rolls 04**  [+] (16 new replies) 08/07/2011 on good guy iroh +27
#549 - bobsagget (08/07/2011) [-]
**bobsagget rolls 08** help ive fallen and can't get dubs.
#568 - xXDeadpoolXx (08/07/2011) [-]
#521 - The useful idiot (08/07/2011) [-]
#522 - The useful idiot (08/07/2011) [-]
#523 - The useful idiot (08/07/2011) [-]
#524 - The useful idiot (08/07/2011) [-]
**The useful idiot rolls 31**
#525 - The useful idiot (08/07/2011) [-]
#542 - silverkat has deleted their comment.
#527 - alexramirez (08/07/2011) [-]
**alexramirez rolls 89**

take my mine,, nah im just kidding
#528 - The useful idiot (08/07/2011) [-]
**The useful idiot rolls 86** I just want dubs
#529 - alexramirez (08/07/2011) [-]
your two numbers away
#567 - holizard (08/07/2011) [-]
**holizard rolls 07**
#530 - alexramirez (08/07/2011) [-]
**alexramirez rolls 327,383,290**
take my trips
#550 - aidensam (08/07/2011) [-]
**aidensam rolls 621,111,094**

#531 - alexramirez (08/07/2011) [-]
#536 - iliekchocolatmilke has deleted their comment.
#53 - Picture  [+] (4 new replies) 08/07/2011 on Special outfit +3
#60 - andimac (08/07/2011) [-]
I prefer mine.
#78 - spyronos (08/07/2011) [-]
#67 - flexib (08/07/2011) [-]
is that bacon up there?!?!
#63 - killerclan (08/07/2011) [-]
#132 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 08/07/2011 on Random shit compilation 6 +2
#133 - Omegashenron (08/07/2011) [-]
#131 - Picture 08/07/2011 on Random shit compilation 6 +4

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