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Date Signed Up:2/28/2010
Last Login:11/22/2014
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#280 - Congratulations, here's your gold medal :D  [+] (1 new reply) 06/06/2010 on New BP logos 0
#282 - MrsPlaceholder (06/06/2010) [-]
...?
What?
#278 - I kinda feel sorry for your reliance on stock insults. It must…  [+] (3 new replies) 06/06/2010 on New BP logos 0
#279 - MrsPlaceholder (06/06/2010) [-]
*sigh*
Apparently you didnt read my comment at all.
Well, i'll let you glance over it again.
User avatar #280 - TeamAmerica (06/06/2010) [-]
Congratulations, here's your gold medal :D
#282 - MrsPlaceholder (06/06/2010) [-]
...?
What?
#6 - I just used a pic I thought looked cool. But hey if we'…  [+] (1 new reply) 06/06/2010 on Allspark 0
#7 - FLCLolZ (06/06/2010) [-]
shit forgot about that dude touch'e touch'e
#269 - Wow dude that's not even close to what I said. I'm sayi…  [+] (5 new replies) 06/06/2010 on New BP logos 0
#271 - MrsPlaceholder (06/06/2010) [-]
Thats exactly what you said.
Its not what you typed.
Thats why I called you a dumbass, but you are too retarded to see that.
And the fact that you still want to argue tells me you dont have friends or someones parents doesnt love them enough
User avatar #278 - TeamAmerica (06/06/2010) [-]
I kinda feel sorry for your reliance on stock insults. It must suck not being able to come up with original smack when it counts, but hey whatever it takes to win the Special Olympics, right?

Living in proximity to the pride and joy of the Lakota Nation, I can tell you that they are merely fly-over country's version of California's Black people and the South's illegal immigrants. Always looking for a hand out and crying victim whenever it suits them; hence my Hoops and Yoyo reference (NAACP).

If 'Natives truly gave a fuck about pollution then they would funnel the revenue from their tax-free casinos into alternative energies, or at least into buying a controlling share of various oil companies so they can affect policy.

But they don't.

#279 - MrsPlaceholder (06/06/2010) [-]
*sigh*
Apparently you didnt read my comment at all.
Well, i'll let you glance over it again.
User avatar #280 - TeamAmerica (06/06/2010) [-]
Congratulations, here's your gold medal :D
#282 - MrsPlaceholder (06/06/2010) [-]
...?
What?
#263 - Oh the racist card, how original. Complain about any Hoops and…  [+] (7 new replies) 06/06/2010 on New BP logos 0
#267 - MrsPlaceholder (06/06/2010) [-]
Are you fucking stupid?
Native Americans fought with other tribes over their resources yeah.
But you were talking about them using drills to mine for oil you dumb fuck.
That had nothing to do with fighting over resources when every race does that.
Maybe you shouldve stayed in high school ;)
User avatar #269 - TeamAmerica (06/06/2010) [-]
Wow dude that's not even close to what I said.

I'm saying that if left undisturbed by immigration from other cultures, 'Natives would eventually drill for oil once their civilization were technologically advanced enough. I didn't say they were already doing when Columbus showed up. This is because 'natives are the same species as the rest of us, and therefore are propelled by the same biological imperatives and basic drives for social dominance and economic power.

So, fuck the stereotype of the lil 'native man crying. The earth leaks oil all on it's own anyway. It's hard to say we fucked nature here when the earth does worse to itself all the fucking time. Mt. Pinatubo blew more pollutants into the air in one belch then all cars ever.
#271 - MrsPlaceholder (06/06/2010) [-]
Thats exactly what you said.
Its not what you typed.
Thats why I called you a dumbass, but you are too retarded to see that.
And the fact that you still want to argue tells me you dont have friends or someones parents doesnt love them enough
User avatar #278 - TeamAmerica (06/06/2010) [-]
I kinda feel sorry for your reliance on stock insults. It must suck not being able to come up with original smack when it counts, but hey whatever it takes to win the Special Olympics, right?

Living in proximity to the pride and joy of the Lakota Nation, I can tell you that they are merely fly-over country's version of California's Black people and the South's illegal immigrants. Always looking for a hand out and crying victim whenever it suits them; hence my Hoops and Yoyo reference (NAACP).

If 'Natives truly gave a fuck about pollution then they would funnel the revenue from their tax-free casinos into alternative energies, or at least into buying a controlling share of various oil companies so they can affect policy.

But they don't.

#279 - MrsPlaceholder (06/06/2010) [-]
*sigh*
Apparently you didnt read my comment at all.
Well, i'll let you glance over it again.
User avatar #280 - TeamAmerica (06/06/2010) [-]
Congratulations, here's your gold medal :D
#282 - MrsPlaceholder (06/06/2010) [-]
...?
What?
#174 - **** that native 'American you know you'd drill a…  [+] (9 new replies) 06/05/2010 on New BP logos -8
#177 - MrsPlaceholder (06/05/2010) [-]
Some might have thought that was racist.
I'm pretty sure your just stupid though.
User avatar #263 - TeamAmerica (06/06/2010) [-]
Oh the racist card, how original. Complain about any Hoops and Yoyo cards lately?

'Natives fought over natural resources just like every other human cutler, in fact they're still fighting for the Black Hills and mineral rights in the west. Perhaps you'll understand these things more once you get into high-school :)
#267 - MrsPlaceholder (06/06/2010) [-]
Are you fucking stupid?
Native Americans fought with other tribes over their resources yeah.
But you were talking about them using drills to mine for oil you dumb fuck.
That had nothing to do with fighting over resources when every race does that.
Maybe you shouldve stayed in high school ;)
User avatar #269 - TeamAmerica (06/06/2010) [-]
Wow dude that's not even close to what I said.

I'm saying that if left undisturbed by immigration from other cultures, 'Natives would eventually drill for oil once their civilization were technologically advanced enough. I didn't say they were already doing when Columbus showed up. This is because 'natives are the same species as the rest of us, and therefore are propelled by the same biological imperatives and basic drives for social dominance and economic power.

So, fuck the stereotype of the lil 'native man crying. The earth leaks oil all on it's own anyway. It's hard to say we fucked nature here when the earth does worse to itself all the fucking time. Mt. Pinatubo blew more pollutants into the air in one belch then all cars ever.
#271 - MrsPlaceholder (06/06/2010) [-]
Thats exactly what you said.
Its not what you typed.
Thats why I called you a dumbass, but you are too retarded to see that.
And the fact that you still want to argue tells me you dont have friends or someones parents doesnt love them enough
User avatar #278 - TeamAmerica (06/06/2010) [-]
I kinda feel sorry for your reliance on stock insults. It must suck not being able to come up with original smack when it counts, but hey whatever it takes to win the Special Olympics, right?

Living in proximity to the pride and joy of the Lakota Nation, I can tell you that they are merely fly-over country's version of California's Black people and the South's illegal immigrants. Always looking for a hand out and crying victim whenever it suits them; hence my Hoops and Yoyo reference (NAACP).

If 'Natives truly gave a fuck about pollution then they would funnel the revenue from their tax-free casinos into alternative energies, or at least into buying a controlling share of various oil companies so they can affect policy.

But they don't.

#279 - MrsPlaceholder (06/06/2010) [-]
*sigh*
Apparently you didnt read my comment at all.
Well, i'll let you glance over it again.
User avatar #280 - TeamAmerica (06/06/2010) [-]
Congratulations, here's your gold medal :D
#282 - MrsPlaceholder (06/06/2010) [-]
...?
What?
#138 - Sorry it only let me thumb you down. 06/05/2010 on Fuck yeah -3
#4 - Why are you such a retard? Go back to /b/ where you belong.  [+] (3 new replies) 06/05/2010 on Allspark 0
#5 - FLCLolZ (06/05/2010) [-]
the hell man im just sayin'!
User avatar #6 - TeamAmerica (06/06/2010) [-]
I just used a pic I thought looked cool.

But hey if we're gona get all nerdy about it I'm game :)

As explained in #2, The Fallen reveals that the knowledge the all spark cannot be destroyed, just transformed. Also, 2 slivers of the all-spark survive to the second movie. One sliver is recovered by Ravage and used to resurrect Megatron, while the other sliver is responsible for programming Sam with symbols and knowledge.
#7 - FLCLolZ (06/06/2010) [-]
shit forgot about that dude touch'e touch'e
#9 - I pull out a MtDew, shake it hard like I'm faping to Heather B… 06/05/2010 on u can have ur prize back 0
#8 - I don't need a ****** ticket, this is an invasion… 06/05/2010 on u can have ur prize back -1
#6 - Oh I'm so scared of a skelly with lil fangs and and a manicure… 06/05/2010 on u can have ur prize back 0
#5 - He also has bones on his neck in addition to the spine. Also, …  [+] (2 new replies) 06/05/2010 on u can have ur prize back -2
User avatar #7 - xXxPRINCESSxXx (06/05/2010) [-]
Oh stfu....the picture looks cool. Enjoy it.
User avatar #8 - TeamAmerica (06/05/2010) [-]
I don't need a fuck'n ticket, this is an invasion bitch!! I'm taking over!!
#2 - Mr.Skelly has to many ribs O.o  [+] (4 new replies) 06/05/2010 on u can have ur prize back 0
User avatar #4 - Slayerofheaven (06/05/2010) [-]
*puts oon sunglasses*

yet he has no guts!
User avatar #5 - TeamAmerica (06/05/2010) [-]
He also has bones on his neck in addition to the spine. Also, how is it that all the other cartilage in his frame has rotted away except the sternum? WTF? how can i take some random lvl2 skeleton seriously when he can't even bother to be anatomically correct. And who put a skeleton in charge of tickets, anyway? Tickets are made of paper, I bet they just slip out of his hand.
User avatar #7 - xXxPRINCESSxXx (06/05/2010) [-]
Oh stfu....the picture looks cool. Enjoy it.
User avatar #8 - TeamAmerica (06/05/2010) [-]
I don't need a fuck'n ticket, this is an invasion bitch!! I'm taking over!!
#3 - I'm not thumbing you down, I'm thumbing down the Bean. … 06/05/2010 on If Mr. Bean was 0
#1 - If you had put a pig face on the bacon sammich for the last pi… 06/05/2010 on Teaching a Pig 0
#4 - A picture of text...I'm not even going to read it. Thumb down … 06/05/2010 on The battle of FJ -1
#1 - Always 2 there are, a master and apprentice. 06/05/2010 on Last of the GoldenJediGirls +1
#585 - You need to use bots to get thumbs like everyone else. 06/04/2010 on What the Fuck 0
#3 - YES ******* awsome! 06/04/2010 on Back to the Future... 0
#184 - The coach. Didn't you ever sleep on the coach? That's h…  [+] (1 new reply) 06/03/2010 on Sweet heart wolf 2 +1
#189 - rockemon (06/03/2010) [-]
made me lol
#77 - lol yo have "show All" selected...yes bing, show us.… 06/01/2010 on Am I doin' it right? +2
#93 - YES!!!  [+] (1 new reply) 06/01/2010 on Bad timing 0
User avatar #108 - mr war (06/01/2010) [-]
avatar win
#752 - Xxaviorstuff opened a website...nice.  [+] (5 new replies) 05/31/2010 on Fellow FunnyJunkies +19
#768 - ThatsSoBacon (05/31/2010) [-]
You fucking deserve the Medal of bacon
User avatar #763 - MadyMonteith (05/31/2010) [-]
kudos to you
#760 - CommanderVicadon (05/31/2010) [-]
You sir deserve my thumb
User avatar #764 - JAlbastlkr (05/31/2010) [-]
and my bow
User avatar #759 - Donthavename (05/31/2010) [-]
You have won every single internet in my possession.
#32 - Thumbs up if you've never played Pokemon but this was still funny :D 05/31/2010 on Pokemanz -6
#45 - I've been fap'ing to Wednesday since Adams Family. 05/31/2010 on Celebrities Grown Up +2

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