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#516 - i signed up to this website in 2009 only so I could check out …  [+] (1 new reply) 15 hours ago on Shock Me +1
#520 - xxitzchubbsxx (14 hours ago) [-]
Same actually but it was a year ago.
#226 - The speed of the wind is what cools the land, correct the wind… 15 hours ago on Congressman Joe Barton:... 0
#173 - Not agreeing with him at all we will never "run" out…  [+] (6 new replies) 08/30/2014 on Congressman Joe Barton:... 0
#181 - stickmansam (08/30/2014) [-]
youre wrong. "harnessing the winds power" wouldn't reduce the breeze at all.
User avatar #226 - Takemeforcola (15 hours ago) [-]
The speed of the wind is what cools the land, correct the wind will still be there but the temperature of the wind will be reduced in accordance to the speed.
User avatar #206 - kerfufflemachtwo (08/31/2014) [-]
It would, but in very tiny amounts. You'd probably have to cover the entire state of Texas in windmills to make any noticeable difference. And even then, it probably wouldn't be much of a difference.
#208 - stickmansam (08/31/2014) [-]
no, not true. the wind in this case moves like water through a water wheel. gravity is pulling the water down the stream through the wheel, turning it. its not like farther down the river the water will be moving slower. gravity is the force behind it. wind is the same way. only instead of gravity you have pressure change.
User avatar #210 - kerfufflemachtwo (08/31/2014) [-]
I'm pretty sure the water would be moving slower for a little while after the wheel. Not much, but enough to measure.

Wind is still, essentially, energy. Energy which gets transferred when it moves the windmill.

I'm not saying it's a big loss of energy. It isn't. But it is still a loss. Like I said, you'd need a shit ton of windmills in a small area to make any kind of noticeable difference.
#211 - stickmansam (08/31/2014) [-]
sure
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Honestly I haven't heard anything happening in my local area since forever.
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User avatar #189 - loonquawl (08/28/2014) [-]
Be honest.
They won't like it, they'll probably cry and all that, but it'll be worse if you keep dragging it out. You'll feel so much better after, it's like the one time being single feels so completely awesome.
#148 - anonymous (08/28/2014) [-]
I've been where you are. The simplest answer can be found in 116. The easiest solution is to just not get out of it and cheat until they find out. Then you're either sans the first, or turn out your significant other is into that kind of thing, and everyone's happy.


tl;dr: Just do what misticana said. The not brutally murder one.
User avatar #120 - gomugomuno (08/28/2014) [-]
break up with her saying you cheated on her. you feel bad about it and she deserves better and other crap like that.
User avatar #116 - mysticana (08/27/2014) [-]
You man up and tell them

It sucks but you have to do it

Or brutally murder them. Your choice.
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Fake your own death
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User avatar #3 - ForGood (06/01/2010) [-]
I was looking at my friends list today, and I have no ******* idea why you're blocked
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lol apparently you've still blocked me, what's the beef bro?
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