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#237 - I actually really like turtle, I think she's sweet, maybe a li… 04/27/2015 on Cringe #37 - Failures on... 0
#1 - Picture 04/20/2015 on Girl eating alive mantis +2
#11 - is the wolf his fursona 04/16/2015 on So 0
#106 - I feel honoured to have lived out 3 of your fetishes …  [+] (1 new reply) 04/12/2015 on Doesnt matter had sex +1
#117 - warlordstuart (04/12/2015) [-]
got any more?
at the very least good for you glad to know it worked out.
#96 - Get ready I love telling this story tbh, thanks for prom…  [+] (6 new replies) 04/12/2015 on Doesnt matter had sex +6
#98 - warlordstuart (04/12/2015) [-]
wow...ummm...that's way better than i thought.

like 3 fetishes just got hit there... lesbian, rape, and older on younger if you want to know...

err...sorry you were raped? Sorry, really taken aback here
User avatar #111 - perfectcomment (04/12/2015) [-]
you have a fetish for rape?
#115 - warlordstuart (04/12/2015) [-]
kiiiiinda? it's more of a non-consensual thing....like one person isn't given a choice in the matter rather than something violent and harmful...although sometimes not. Case by case basis.

power fantasy maybe? not sure. Wife digs it. She likes to be dominated and not being allowed to say "no" so it all works out.

something less consensual but not quite bible black territory i guess is where i tend to go to. does that make sense?
User avatar #116 - perfectcomment (04/12/2015) [-]
as long as your wife understands, that's all that matters bro.
User avatar #106 - Take (04/12/2015) [-]
I feel honoured to have lived out 3 of your fetishes
I didn't think much of it at the time, I was too busy riding that sweet wave of poon. But when I told my friends they were like 'shit you gotta call the police that's rape' but tbh it didn't feel that bad and it was top banter so an 8/10 experience with only an underlying feeling of disappointment
#117 - warlordstuart (04/12/2015) [-]
got any more?
at the very least good for you glad to know it worked out.
#84 - I honest to God lost my virginity in a gay bar toilet when I was 17  [+] (8 new replies) 04/12/2015 on Doesnt matter had sex 0
User avatar #87 - warlordstuart (04/12/2015) [-]
im a complete straight heterosexual male....and I REALLY wanna know this story.
#96 - Take (04/12/2015) [-]
Get ready I love telling this story tbh, thanks for prompting me
>be 17 girl
>go to gay bar because it doesn't ask for ID
>friends say they'll meet me there
>I've been predrinking so I'm already pumped
>get some more drinks, after a while 7/10 girl starts talking to me
>10 years older
>mfw living the baby dyke dream
>asks if I'm there on my own
>'yh my boys aint here yet'
>she lunges for a kiss
>making out for a bit
>mfw
>asks 'do you wanna go to the toilet?'
>in my babby mind I think 'yee I guess I could tinkle'
>leads me in and pushes me in a stall
>locks the door
>sweating.jpeg
>tell her I'm not ready
>she goes for it anyway
>mfw when she slips me the shocker
>too drunk to think str8
>mfw when I was raped in a gay bar toilet
>mfw when shame will never go away
>mfw when friends we're at the other end of the bar the whole time
#98 - warlordstuart (04/12/2015) [-]
wow...ummm...that's way better than i thought.

like 3 fetishes just got hit there... lesbian, rape, and older on younger if you want to know...

err...sorry you were raped? Sorry, really taken aback here
User avatar #111 - perfectcomment (04/12/2015) [-]
you have a fetish for rape?
#115 - warlordstuart (04/12/2015) [-]
kiiiiinda? it's more of a non-consensual thing....like one person isn't given a choice in the matter rather than something violent and harmful...although sometimes not. Case by case basis.

power fantasy maybe? not sure. Wife digs it. She likes to be dominated and not being allowed to say "no" so it all works out.

something less consensual but not quite bible black territory i guess is where i tend to go to. does that make sense?
User avatar #116 - perfectcomment (04/12/2015) [-]
as long as your wife understands, that's all that matters bro.
User avatar #106 - Take (04/12/2015) [-]
I feel honoured to have lived out 3 of your fetishes
I didn't think much of it at the time, I was too busy riding that sweet wave of poon. But when I told my friends they were like 'shit you gotta call the police that's rape' but tbh it didn't feel that bad and it was top banter so an 8/10 experience with only an underlying feeling of disappointment
#117 - warlordstuart (04/12/2015) [-]
got any more?
at the very least good for you glad to know it worked out.
#6 - i love this cringe comp 04/06/2015 on How it started +53
#3 - I've always thought that kid looks like Kele from bloc party 04/06/2015 on But Bruh...mah mix tapes. -1
#5 - Scot's fw  [+] (3 new replies) 04/06/2015 on Anon meets a Scotty +191
User avatar #38 - theexplodingcheez (04/07/2015) [-]
that looks like a pretty rare pepe
#30 - gobnick (04/07/2015) [-]
damn, even got the guy drinking an Irn Bru....well done (if that's your work, if not, well made by the guy who did it)
User avatar #6 - aguycalledlee (04/06/2015) [-]
das a noice rhare pepe u got der m8
#98 - 79 thank you normie quiz 04/06/2015 on Take the Test: Are You a... 0

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User avatar #9 - nought ONLINE (03/30/2015) [-]
looks like this profile was already taken
User avatar #11 to #10 - nought ONLINE (03/30/2015) [-]
is that...written in poop
User avatar #12 to #11 - Take (03/30/2015) [-]
u bet your sweet ass it is
User avatar #13 to #12 - nought ONLINE (03/30/2015) [-]
what a coincidence, I was just on funnyjunk.com/user/ass 's profile
User avatar #6 - misanthrizzle ONLINE (11/12/2014) [-]
damn, this name's tooken
User avatar #7 to #6 - Take (11/12/2014) [-]
u wanna take this outside huh buddy
#4 - spant (03/02/2013) [-]
What's up my skin and blister?
#1 - blartonfairweather (08/04/2012) [-]
Why hello tharr
Why hello tharr
#2 to #1 - Take (08/04/2012) [-]
omg, hi friend
#3 to #2 - blartonfairweather (08/05/2012) [-]
Hahaha that picture is amazing.   
   
And hi frand! What is up??
Hahaha that picture is amazing.

And hi frand! What is up??
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