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Date Signed Up:12/21/2009
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    Where there's a will Where there's a will
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    Can't be unseen Can't be unseen
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    Oh yeah Oh yeah
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    For Allah! For Allah!
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    Uh oh Uh oh
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    Whales. Whales.
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    The F Word The F Word
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    NAHTZEE! NAHTZEE!
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    Colbert Colbert
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    Oi, Suzy! Oi, Suzy!
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latest user's comments

#27 - What is that from?  [+] (2 new replies) 08/18/2014 on i did it for the lolz 0
#47 - 4chan refugee (08/18/2014) [-]
Six Nights At Sanchez'
User avatar #30 - leonhardt (08/18/2014) [-]
Five Nights At Freddy's
#113755 - I'll be your friend if someone can hook me up with that comic/…  [+] (1 new reply) 08/07/2014 on Social Board 0
#113810 - aherorising (08/08/2014) [-]
you're somewhat because bad cropping in luck, ma boii
#49 - You'll still love it. 08/07/2014 on Are you going to feel the... 0
#755 - Picture 07/22/2014 on Games 0
#15 - Hay ]: 07/22/2014 on When love of a brand goes... 0
#19 - I always learned not to fully straighten out my leg. Completel…  [+] (25 new replies) 07/15/2014 on Cosplay level: Perfect +188
User avatar #23 - gainesy (07/15/2014) [-]
Not saying it's you, but I wasn't criticising her in a bad way.
I was just saying, Now everyone's all like " ahh man, intense bodylove this guys opinion because he has a different view i'm gunna down thumb, hur dur hhuuurrr"
I understand it's cosplay.. But i'm just saiyan!

Also in kickboxing I was taught to kick fully through (leave a tiny bit before fully straight as to not injure ones self)
#183 - 4chan refugee (07/16/2014) [-]
Also, don't get into fights, kids.
#182 - 4chan refugee (07/16/2014) [-]
Generally speaking, fully extended limb = hyperextended limb. It'll screw up your joints, and actually REMOVE power from the kick due to it straightening before all of its force is delivered. You kick through your target, as others have said, but your leg is not fully extended until you've already made contact.
User avatar #148 - aldothenazi (07/15/2014) [-]
Dude if ever took even a day of kickboxing you should know that the whole fucking move is ineffective and is only done for show.
User avatar #238 - gainesy (07/16/2014) [-]
I wouldn't use that move in kickboxing.. it isn't really used by kick boxers.
User avatar #240 - aldothenazi (07/16/2014) [-]
It isnt used by anyone, period. How are you missing my point so completely?
User avatar #242 - gainesy (07/16/2014) [-]
Why are you so aggressive?
I was basically agreeing with you..
User avatar #243 - aldothenazi (07/16/2014) [-]
Well sorry, but its rather frustrating to have conversation with someone who reads your sentences but refuses to understand them. Its pretty obvious the subsequent kicks lack momentum to do be any useful and consume just way too much energy.
User avatar #244 - gainesy (07/16/2014) [-]
and it's hard work concentrating on what people are putting when I'm at work. it's 11am and i'm half asleep from a late night.

Have some common curacy man.
#245 - aldothenazi (07/16/2014) [-]
**aldothenazi rolled image** Why half-ass something when you could just do nothing for now and do it properly some other time, baffles me and check yo self before you wreck you self with your common "curacy" which I think means courtesy, had to look up curacy since English isnt my native language and I doubt u mean clergymen?

Man, Im not trying to crap on your day but I thought if we were to have conversation, it should be done proper, but allright I was wrong I guess. Have a good night.
User avatar #246 - gainesy (07/16/2014) [-]
it's morning

It was meant to be courtacy but it auto corrected to some dumb shit
#247 - aldothenazi (07/16/2014) [-]
**aldothenazi rolled image** Well good morning to you then. Hope this funny picture makes your day, that I rolled just for you.
#248 - aldothenazi (07/16/2014) [-]
**aldothenazi rolled image** Well thats simply just not funny, better try again and not fail this time.
#249 - gainesy (07/16/2014) [-]
**gainesy rolled image**
That'll Do, That'll do...
#250 - aldothenazi (07/16/2014) [-]
**aldothenazi rolled image** Okay mate, I'll stop after this. No need for such a ragey face
#251 - gainesy (07/16/2014) [-]
User avatar #241 - aldothenazi (07/16/2014) [-]
Only for show.
#88 - wwhhaaq (07/15/2014) [-]
>damage control
#48 - rasorburn (07/15/2014) [-]
Something tells me you weren't good at kickboxing.
User avatar #111 - commontroll (07/15/2014) [-]
He's not wrong though. You get the most power by following through with your strikes. You're supposed to aim to strike through the target, if you aim for the surface of the skull, it's going to do minimal damage, but if you follow through and really drive it in, then you'll do actual damage. The cutback is that you can't recover from a miss as well, and if it doesn't daze them then you're fucked.

So he's correct because you can fully extend and still bring back your limb very quickly before they can be grabbed, and it adds a lot more power. It just depends on how confident you are with your speed and power.
#91 - markonj (07/15/2014) [-]
Yah that and the fact that Chun-Li's technique is Tae Kwon Do (judging from the stance I never played Street fighter) and not kick boxing. In kick box you have like three or four different kicks, while in Tae Kwon Do you have a bazillion different ankle over liver type kicks
User avatar #97 - zuflux (07/15/2014) [-]
I did Taekwondo for 4 years, and yes, it's very much a leg-based art.
Obviously, doing what she is on stage, would never work in real life, but it's really cool in any case.
#37 - tjocksnorris (07/15/2014) [-]
yes you're suppose to kick fully through as if you're kicking something on the other side of the target, but not with a fully erect leg,
User avatar #220 - fukerar (07/16/2014) [-]
i think its not wven possible do do erect kick the way she is doing those kick. Eract kick can only be made in final kick
#217 - teddybearlove (07/16/2014) [-]
>erect
#27 - If he got hit with the backblast, he ain't shaking anything of…  [+] (3 new replies) 07/10/2014 on Watch the back-blast you idiot +1
User avatar #28 - leafonthewind (07/10/2014) [-]
I think he was a ways to the side
#36 - conwadconwad (07/10/2014) [-]
you made me take a look at the guy on the far left... WTF he looks like hes trying to stay in the back-blast?!?!?!
User avatar #99 - leafonthewind (07/10/2014) [-]
its the source of his strength
#24 - At the very least those dudes just got maimed. They might have…  [+] (5 new replies) 07/10/2014 on Watch the back-blast you idiot +3
User avatar #26 - leafonthewind (07/10/2014) [-]
the 2nd dude behind him kinda shook it off
wat
User avatar #27 - Swoosh (07/10/2014) [-]
If he got hit with the backblast, he ain't shaking anything off. He's offscreen though.
User avatar #28 - leafonthewind (07/10/2014) [-]
I think he was a ways to the side
#36 - conwadconwad (07/10/2014) [-]
you made me take a look at the guy on the far left... WTF he looks like hes trying to stay in the back-blast?!?!?!
User avatar #99 - leafonthewind (07/10/2014) [-]
its the source of his strength
#39 - Say what you will, I still like that Curtis dude confessing hi…  [+] (1 new reply) 06/03/2014 on LOS CRINGE COMPO. SIETE (7) 0
User avatar #53 - phanaict (06/03/2014) [-]
the problem is hes got too much of it built up for that woman already in a relationship
#60 - I mean, that last dude has got some gumption. 05/28/2014 on Cringe comp p.3 0
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