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Date Signed Up:12/21/2009
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#10 - testaburger We will now hear your rebuttal! 07/24/2016 on Bitch got caught lying 0
#25 - First phase: stay on the Dancer's left side (your right) and r… 07/24/2016 on true :) 0
#14 - You'd think a famous European mystery would mean they could na…  [+] (1 new reply) 07/24/2016 on Irsh Fogg +22
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#26 - catburglarpenis (07/24/2016) [-]
That's the name of the town.

It's in Canada.
#35 - Bald Dude McBadditude? Because that guy survived from the open…  [+] (1 new reply) 07/23/2016 on Starcraft Graffiti 0
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#50 - donbionicle (07/23/2016) [-]
It was more they knew they were fucked, and so decided dying instantly in a fiery explosion was preferable to being nom'd by the Zerg.
#33 - This cinematic is the one that really showed me how much Terra…  [+] (3 new replies) 07/23/2016 on Starcraft Graffiti +2
#34 - zerodate (07/23/2016) [-]
For me it was the brood war opening cinematic, when he fucking looks up and realizes that they are being left to die.
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#35 - Swoosh (07/23/2016) [-]
Bald Dude McBadditude? Because that guy survived from the opening cinematic to the Kerrigan's victory cinematic. Regardless, he just drops his rifle and accepts his nuclear fate again.

Seriously, even in this cinematic, the Terrans just decided to blow themselves up just to kill the zerg. I bet even they think they're expendable.
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#50 - donbionicle (07/23/2016) [-]
It was more they knew they were fucked, and so decided dying instantly in a fiery explosion was preferable to being nom'd by the Zerg.
#36 - This is what I think this demo means: using this engine, you c…  [+] (8 new replies) 07/21/2016 on Unity Engine tech-demo "Adam" +1
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#43 - thefates (07/21/2016) [-]
It does. Right now this still requires a god-tier computer but in the future this could mean an effective solution to creating gorgeous environments and interactions in games.
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#51 - xexion (07/21/2016) [-]
It runs on a GTX980, which is higher end, but not crazy.
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#80 - thefates (07/21/2016) [-]
That's only one computer part mate. You still need the rest of the computer.
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#83 - xexion (07/22/2016) [-]
Most expensive part, and only relevant part besides a CPU that doesn't hold it back.
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#84 - thefates (07/22/2016) [-]
So, what you're saying is: We'll just ignore the CPU because fuck logic.
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#85 - xexion (07/22/2016) [-]
When I say it just needs a 980 I'm not talking to people that don't know anything about PC components. People who do know, know that a 980 will take a certain caliber of CPU among various other components. Really you'd need a 980, an intel CPU to handle the 980, a motherboard that can hold said skylake 8+gigs of ram and a PSU to handle, etc. etc.
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#87 - thefates (07/22/2016) [-]
But that's an incredibly expensive computer. It's still in the 1000s which is not something most people will buy. Now, granted, it's not an impossible purchase but it's certainly not mainstream yet.

I think the Ad Hominem is uncalled for considering I built my own computer. The problem here isn't that I don't know how computers work. The problem is you have this mindset of throwing away money.
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#88 - xexion (07/23/2016) [-]
>Incredibly expensive
As far as gaming PCs go a 980 is a little on the high side, but not incredibly so.
>Not mainstream
Roughly estimating from a steam's hardware survey, around 10% of steam users have a card of that level or higher, and that's not including the GTX 1070/1080 that came out recently and are selling like hotcakes. Not everyone has one but if you're a dedicated PC gamer you probably have something similar
>Ad Hominem
Not insulting you just saying that if someone throws out jargon with no explanation, they're aiming the comment at those who'd immediately understand.
>Throwing away money
How?
#4 - He's got an M16 and a Thompson submachine gun; that's a predom…  [+] (1 new reply) 06/04/2016 on How many likes can our... +1
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#5 - wiredguy (06/04/2016) [-]
thanks
#8 - I'd conjecture that since these bacteria don't have complex ne…  [+] (1 new reply) 06/04/2016 on Two dudes get swallowed whole +3
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#12 - inzix (06/04/2016) [-]
yeah guess so
#33 - Schrodinger's sand. 05/22/2016 on now i only need 2 bitches 0
#15 - Doesn't wet sand just become dry sand and fall through?  [+] (3 new replies) 05/20/2016 on now i only need 2 bitches +11
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#27 - soldiertwo (05/20/2016) [-]
But dry sand can also become wet sand and clog it.
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#31 - knightdiaz (05/20/2016) [-]
This conversation is fucking me up, but riddle me this squidward, can the sand be wet and dry at the same time as long as its inside the mattress?
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#33 - Swoosh (05/22/2016) [-]
Schrodinger's sand.