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Age: 30
Date Signed Up:8/10/2010
Last Login:10/23/2014
Location:NY
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#1 - Because he's looking into the neighbor girl's window :D 02/10/2011 on Why does he need binoculars? +1
#2 - <---- Your maternal parent contains so many triglycerides, … 02/10/2011 on Nostalgia +4
#1 - :3  [+] (3 new replies) 02/10/2011 on Hugs for ever one +2
#3 - jfinch (02/10/2011) [-]
we does doesn't we
#4 - dubickimus (02/10/2011) [-]
what am i going to say?
User avatar #5 - Lentus (02/10/2011) [-]
LOLCats are like a Grammar Nazi's Kryptonite; don't go near them GN, or they'll destroy you! O.O
#1 - See how easily it blood off the floor after a hooker beats you…  [+] (1 new reply) 02/09/2011 on ShamWOW +3
User avatar #2 - tylerman (02/10/2011) [-]
Look how easily it absorbs that cocaine!
#6 - Jared Leto from 30 seconds to mars (also an "actor")…  [+] (1 new reply) 02/09/2011 on Jared Timelapse +1
User avatar #7 - pantscheeseduck (02/09/2011) [-]
o ok
#5 - Her mother must be so proud n_n 02/09/2011 on Jared Timelapse 0
#49 - Totally want to see more of this! 02/09/2011 on Unsolved Mysteries Compilation 0
#31 - Well done. This made me think of work... Ew work. How … 02/09/2011 on Asshole customer compilation +4
#8 - wut 02/05/2011 on The most illegal thing I've... 0
#3 - ok... im scarred for life now. :P 02/04/2011 on Come at me, bro! 0
#2 - Really? No one is bothered by the TSA but me?  [+] (2 new replies) 01/06/2011 on TSA Pregnancy 0
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User avatar #3 - angrytoilet (01/06/2011) [-]
People these days....
#7 - Why would you want to try and get the most possible thumbs dow… 12/21/2010 on Fuck you FJ 0
#8 - Yeah I know... I'm not sure when I have to post to be successf…  [+] (1 new reply) 12/21/2010 on Rage Comp 0
User avatar #9 - JklnHyd (12/21/2010) [-]
I seem to do a little better between 10am and 1pm. It's hard to say for sure though, because I don't post very often.
#3 - Not me any more ;D  [+] (1 new reply) 12/21/2010 on Rage Comp +2
User avatar #6 - doohicky (12/21/2010) [-]
you would be surprised lol
#4 - Indeed it is! 12/21/2010 on Owls. 0
#4 - You're right. Oddish doesn't have flowers. But he is round w… 12/21/2010 on Bulbasaur -1
#1 - Looks more like an oddish to me... n_n  [+] (2 new replies) 12/21/2010 on Bulbasaur 0
#3 - anonymous (12/21/2010) [-]
Are you kidding me? Oddish is blue, and doesn't have pink flowers. >:c
Silly-Billy.
User avatar #4 - Swallowtail (12/21/2010) [-]
You're right. Oddish doesn't have flowers. But he is round with green sprouts on his head. And I thought he was dark purple...
#1 - It's hoothoot...  [+] (2 new replies) 12/21/2010 on Owls. 0
#2 - CaptainRainbow (12/21/2010) [-]
this is hoothoot
User avatar #4 - Swallowtail (12/21/2010) [-]
Indeed it is!
#2 - You know why this is so funny.... I seriously made a comic alm… 12/21/2010 on Funnyjunk is a harsh place +4
#5 - That is an a... I just loop my letters D: merry means happy...… 12/15/2010 on Comic 0
#4 - Comment deleted 12/15/2010 on Comic 0
#7 - It looks like Amy (the pink one on the left) has a...uh... you know... 12/13/2010 on When you see it 0
#17 - Oh! You're going to hell for that one! ;D  [+] (1 new reply) 12/13/2010 on Troll dad strikes again! +1
User avatar #18 - TeamBladeCaptn (12/13/2010) [-]
i know. :D
#2 - Use your imagination! Anything from tampons to condoms.  [+] (20 new replies) 12/12/2010 on Why me 0
User avatar #3 - skaterdudemahn (12/12/2010) [-]
Hmm. Tampons for his mom? That would suck...
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#5 - InsanelyMatt (12/13/2010) [-]
StuPID wrong messed up POsT!!!

U Mad?
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#8 - InsanelyMatt (12/13/2010) [-]
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#10 - InsanelyMatt (12/13/2010) [-]
I'm glad you agree
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#12 - InsanelyMatt (12/13/2010) [-]
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#14 - InsanelyMatt (12/13/2010) [-]
hehe
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#16 - InsanelyMatt (12/13/2010) [-]
AMERICA!!
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#18 - InsanelyMatt (12/13/2010) [-]
:[]
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#23 - InsanelyMatt (12/13/2010) [-]
what the hell am i waiting for
Im out!
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#15 - first of all: combo breaker. Secondly: Pall: a burial garme…  [+] (3 new replies) 12/12/2010 on Troll dad strikes again! +1
User avatar #16 - TeamBladeCaptn (12/12/2010) [-]
oh, sorry, im TO(O)MBSTONED to understand it
User avatar #17 - Swallowtail (12/13/2010) [-]
Oh! You're going to hell for that one! ;D
User avatar #18 - TeamBladeCaptn (12/13/2010) [-]
i know. :D
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#7 - zigazz (10/14/2011) [-]
cheer up! :)
cheer up! :)
User avatar #8 to #7 - Swallowtail (10/14/2011) [-]
Hahaha thank you very much :D
User avatar #4 - kaycie (07/02/2011) [-]
happy birthday
User avatar #5 to #4 - Swallowtail (07/02/2011) [-]
thank you! it was so nice of you to say so! i really appreciate it! <3
#6 to #5 - kaycie (07/03/2011) [-]
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#1 - bobJML (02/26/2011) [-]
lol hi
lol hi
#2 to #1 - Swallowtail (02/26/2011) [-]
hahaha hey!
hahaha hey!
#3 to #2 - bobJML (02/26/2011) [-]
OMG LMAO!!!!!1!1!1111!!!one!!! Yo.
OMG LMAO!!!!!1!1!1111!!!one!!! Yo.
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