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Hey man, it's been about a week. I've just been busy, but you've been a recent FJ'er I've liked talking to so what's up?

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My Call of Cthulhu story tiem.
(In the 1920's timeline)
This is going to jump into the story pretty fast, with the ending to another story.
>End up getting sent to a house by some old professor guy
>We end up jumping through the window
>Friend is the craziest person I know, and for some reason he takes his shoes off
>He cuts up his feet and jumps around, but falls through the floor into a rape dungeon or something
>He almost dies and partially goes insane from what we didn't see
>We kinda laugh, and than the entire rooms floor caves in, so we all fall in
> A demon is down there, and he summons a wormhole that sucks us in
>We end up in the ocean in England on a foggy day
>We decide to swim to the shore
>Either See a lighthouse or explore
>We explore and find that professor guy in the road almost dead
>We resuscitate him and carry him to a village we found
> We go to a church in the village but see something on the pointy roof above the bell
>We go inside
>nothing.jpg
>roll for spot hidden
>29, we see a hidden door
>We go through the door and up a staircase
>its to the bell
>Its a man impaled on the roof
>we attempt to climb up to him
>crazy friend tries first, he needs a 50 and rolls an 83
>he falls but luckily we grab his hand
>other friend climbs up and retrieves body
>that friend went insane and didn't tell us
>He rips the guys head off and starts eating his wallet
>goes into corner and hugs head, but is afraid of blood now and starts crying
>crazy friend drags us into town and starts waving the guys head around asking villagers "HAVE YOU SEEN THIS MAN" and waving the head in their faces >proceeds to light a goat on fire for no reason
>we go to the lighthouse now, but crazy friend stays behind to guard the body or something stupid
>climb to the top of the lighthouse
>i spot hidden, spot a trap door
>go into it and step on rancid poop
>Once I go back up we all notice a guy panicking and rowing a rowboat
>Huge green hand rises from the deep and pulls him and the boat down
> 12 foot tall Battletoads (no trolling) rise from the ocean onto the beach
>everybody rushes out of the lighthouse to battle but me because i went to the bathroom
>They kill all but king battletoad who is 20 feet tall and really ****** strong
>king battletoad rapes them and they run out of ammo, almost die, retreat and hide
>I come back
>Im at the top of the lighthouse which the battletoads boarded up so i cant leave
>king battletoad 675 meters away
>I only have a sawed off 1920s shotgun with one shell
>only standard 30% training
>King battletoad practically dead but will stil kill you just as easy, thats why everyone ran away
>I would need to roll a 1. A ******* one. The "DM" was being nice by giving me a chance
>From the top of a lighthouse with a 1920s beat up sawed off shotgun from 675m away I rolled a one and killed king battletoad
>We walk back and crazy friend brings us to the police station
>he walks up to the chief of police who is surrounded by tons of rifle armed cops
> he screams "ARE YOU A DINO?!??!"
>just as he says that dynamite he planted before goes off and blows up the tavern
that is filled with barrels of alcohol
> he pulls out his pistol and at point blank range shoots at and misses the police chief
>We all gasp and we are all shoced
>All cops open fire and rape us
The End

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