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Interests: Moonlit walks on the beach
Date Signed Up:9/19/2009
Last Login:3/03/2015
Location:California USA
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I haven't changed my profile in a while. Fuck man. Anyway, hello visitor, and welcome! There's not much to see here, but enjoy it anyway!

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#89 - Harley Quinn and Poison Ivy are one of my favorite duos in the…  [+] (1 new reply) 01/03/2015 on What SJWs think they do +7
User avatar #141 - tvfreakuk (01/04/2015) [-]
Heck, I always just love seeing Harley's character whenever she's not with Joker. There are some funny moments; but for the most part I'm always just wanting her to get away from him because... Well, he's an abusive dick that's put her in hospital multiple times.
#53 - If the people in the first one didn't get married, there is no… 01/03/2015 on Tinder Lines +1
#100 - Ironically, people keep trying to throw "Project X" … 01/03/2015 on Crimes inspired by movies 0
#242 - **SuperHyperCrazy used "*roll picture*"** **SuperHyperCrazy… 01/03/2015 on They hate us 'cause they anus 0
#45 - What is it about Sarah Chalke (lady in the picture) that make …  [+] (3 new replies) 01/03/2015 on Scrubs in a Nutshell +8
User avatar #64 - akulakhan (01/03/2015) [-]
Obviously, it's her doctor gown. I can't blame you.

Don't tell admin I'm posting this: fitsnews.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/10/sexy-doctor.jpg
User avatar #72 - slyve (01/03/2015) [-]

Where would I, hypothetically, look for more of this? I know lots of places for generic hardcore porn, but almost none for more specific stuff. I mean, i would, hypothetically know lots of those places if that would, hypothetically, turn me on. Hypothetically.
User avatar #73 - akulakhan (01/03/2015) [-]
I don't know, man. What I do know however is you sometimes have to swim through an ocean of generic stuff to get to something specific. Trust me, as a man of, ahem, refined tastes, I know it all too well.
#38 - Tune in next week for another episode of Joke Killers: Anonymo…  [+] (1 new reply) 01/03/2015 on Money +1
#44 - anonexplains (01/03/2015) [-]
You are welcome. <3
#414 - I am a tri-gendered pyrofox guy and I know how to d…  [+] (2 new replies) 01/03/2015 on Towel hats +1
User avatar #423 - TopDawg (01/03/2015) [-]
We would do it in high school athletics and make like giggling noises running out of the showers to annoy the freshmen.

This is how I learned.
User avatar #417 - JuggaloJoker (01/03/2015) [-]
at least im not alone
#60 - I don't know how to feel after reading that 01/02/2015 on Little guys purpose +3
#308 - 98% of the time I watch bootlegs is because the crazy guy sell… 01/02/2015 on Piracy 0
#186 - Thanks friend 01/02/2015 on Journeys in Japan 0
#169 - Hey OP! If you do another one of these posts, can you do a cou…  [+] (4 new replies) 01/02/2015 on Journeys in Japan +1
#170 - scottmc (01/02/2015) [-]
Yeah, I'll try to put something like that together for you.
#186 - SuperHyperCrazy (01/02/2015) [-]
Thanks friend
#177 - destismad (01/02/2015) [-]
Since you might be doing that, and it'd be easy, how about just some street pictures? I'm curious to see what being an average person living there is like.
User avatar #182 - scottmc (01/02/2015) [-]
I can do that. Expect a post from me in a day or two.
#29 - That movie is way too ******* funny to be legal 01/02/2015 on funny text message +2
#55 - Picture 12/31/2014 on /fit/ Tinder +1
#34 - Picture 12/31/2014 on We need an ambulance for... +3
#137 - The Christmas truce is one of my most favorite things in histo…  [+] (1 new reply) 12/31/2014 on Rare historical war... -1
User avatar #149 - violenthandjob (12/31/2014) [-]
Well the problem with it is that it really only happened, in any significant amount anyway, in 1914 since many of the troops felt the war up to that point had been a trivial blow off that would be over quickly. As the war drug on though so did their detest for each other. They became more ruthless to each other and the Germans started to employ chemical weapons. Despite this there were still acts of kindness and gentlemanly acts throughout the war though, as many felt the war was a test of manhood and still showed respect for their foes.
#90 - why...why did you have to quote it?  [+] (2 new replies) 12/31/2014 on Clitoris +1
User avatar #91 - tenaciouslee (12/31/2014) [-]
I felt like it.
User avatar #93 - Ottovan (12/31/2014) [-]
^This mother fucker knows what he wants.
#182 - My first blowjob was pretty meh, and now that I think about, s… 12/31/2014 on Blowjob 0
#215 - That's not a German communist, that's Johnny Depp 12/30/2014 on Rare historical war... +1
#214 - "THIS ISN'T LIKE SKYRIM" 12/30/2014 on Rare historical war... +4
#87 - But then there's thick and then chubby and then fat.  [+] (1 new reply) 12/30/2014 on THEY FINALLY GET IT 0
User avatar #88 - fuzzyballs (12/30/2014) [-]
there is no thick
there is skinny, normal, chubby and fat

that's how I do it
#49 - I remember playing "never have I ever" with shots of… 12/30/2014 on Russian problem solving 0
#162 - No I think it was all the stress and feeling of *******…  [+] (1 new reply) 12/30/2014 on Ha +1
User avatar #169 - chenn (12/30/2014) [-]
Exactly. Basically pretending to be anything for such a long time would be depressing. She could pretend she was straight and try to live with a husband, or it could be a guy pretending to be a woman (although that would be harder to manage I think, meaning boobs and makeup and stuff), the result would be the same.
#27 - I remember my ex got us these, but I never wore it because it'…  [+] (3 new replies) 12/29/2014 on Thing +4
User avatar #34 - pewdiepieisbestpie (12/29/2014) [-]
Damn son, it would really suck if the internet knew she fucked you in the ass
#29 - theycallmesatan (12/29/2014) [-]
**theycallmesatan used "*roll picture*"**
**theycallmesatan rolled image** well you could wear it and stand next to another woman
User avatar #28 - greyhoundfd (12/29/2014) [-]
Well they DO NOW!
#88 - I don't know why but I find it hilarious that it looks like a … 12/29/2014 on Fuck off, Macaroni +1
#98 - Comment deleted 12/29/2014 on not a bitchy feminist post +1


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User avatar #12 - moralpolice (03/30/2012) [-]
You're amazing, and everyone feels more amazing when someone tells them they are, and chances are, you should feel more amazing than you do.

Stay cheerful, my friend
#7 - bobJML (08/08/2011) [-]
#8 to #8 - SuperHyperCrazy (08/08/2011) [-]
Nice moves
Nice moves
#9 to #9 - bobJML (09/01/2011) [-]
I don't remember what I posted :(
I don't remember what I posted :(
User avatar #10 to #10 - SuperHyperCrazy (01/03/2012) [-]
It's been 3 months and this hasn't expired...GOD
User avatar #11 to #11 - bobJML (01/03/2012) [-]
I think Steve Urkel deleted the image expiring thing.
User avatar #5 - ihavenoname (09/11/2010) [-]
i didnt mean to delete your comment! sorry, i meant to delete another one! i feel bad
User avatar #6 to #6 - SuperHyperCrazy (09/11/2010) [-]
haha its kool man
#2 - anonexplains (03/14/2010) [-]
ingore ignorant people. dont let anyone put you down
User avatar #1 - kerorogundam (12/13/2009) [-]
u think my pic ( Science! ) is not funny? well at least i got pic not like u bitch
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