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#4 - Who is Snowden? I'm sorta clueless  [+] (71 new replies) 06/25/2013 on Snowden +20
#239 - hewhomtrolls (06/26/2013) [-]
one of the guys in yossarian's plane
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#173 - WolfPrince (06/26/2013) [-]
He is the tallest mountain range in Wales.
#253 - drturkleton (06/26/2013) [-]
So it IS a mountain! God, I found it so weird that in the new Tomb Raider, Lara said she'd climed Snowden before.
#111 - Viggiator (06/26/2013) [-]
I know this is going to sound kindda douchey, but seriously; if you don't know who Snowden is, please turn off you computer games and your funnyjunk, and watch the news, read a paper.. just get some knowledge.
#185 - smokeymouse (06/26/2013) [-]
its just current events, no big deal who cares
#67 - anon (06/26/2013) [-]
mfw there are still people who don't read the news.

mfw they aren't people.
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#11 - reigndrac (06/25/2013) [-]
Edward Snowden is a man who leaked government info to the public about the NSA's authority and willingness to search people's phone records and emails and other various private information. He fled to Hong Kong for a while but I believe he's headed towards Russia right now because it's unlikely Putin will expedite him due to US and Russia's poor current relationships. He's being charged with espionage for releasing this information.
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#13 - shadownigga (06/26/2013) [-]
He also has a laptop full of security sensitive government information.
#10 - applescryatnight (06/25/2013) [-]
Snowden is a man who took government info about them spying on us and released it to the public. he is a patriot.
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#240 - goldengohan (06/26/2013) [-]
Snowden revealed that america was spying on non-americans. America's spying has stopped 50 TERRORIST ATTACKS in the last 10 years.
#172 - anon (06/26/2013) [-]
then sold it to the chinese #traitor
#201 - anon (06/26/2013) [-]
Not... really. He revealed to an American and English journalist what the government was doing (collecting a shit ton of American internet information). It hit the news and the internet. He wanted his country to know that the government was breaking the fourth amendment and spying on all of us, and the only way to do that was to make it public through the media. He couldn't ONLY tell every American and keep the Chinese from seeing it.
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#126 - admiralen (06/26/2013) [-]
he revealed they look at what you do on facebook google and youtube, those are all free, why do you care if the government checks your facebook anyway, its just stupid shit, he also fucking revealed classified information and squealed to china about hacking attempts etc, hes a deuchebag traitor, should be charged as one
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#247 - hellspawner (06/26/2013) [-]
How the fuck can we truly be free, if the government is watching us 24/7? That's why I care.
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#248 - admiralen (06/26/2013) [-]
them looking isnt impairing your freedom
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#249 - hellspawner (06/26/2013) [-]
What right do they have?
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#250 - admiralen (06/26/2013) [-]
what rights dont they have?
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#251 - hellspawner (06/26/2013) [-]
I'll give you a real answer instead of answering my question with another question. They don't.
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#252 - admiralen (06/26/2013) [-]
you dont really have anything to defend that with, they can look at your facebook all they want, its not illegal, they can check what you watch on youtube, its not like you have any priveleges there, theyre all free pages
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#254 - hellspawner (06/26/2013) [-]
Oh. I didn't know the government owned Facebook. Their developers allow full "private" pages for a reason. The government has no reason to see what I did last weekend. Again, how can this country truly be free, if the government is keeping its all seeing eye on us?
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#255 - admiralen (06/26/2013) [-]
as long as they dont hinder you, you are free to do what you want within the law, you may also operate without the law, but that has consequences
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#256 - hellspawner (06/26/2013) [-]
If I'm not doing anything outside the law, and I'm not, along with millions of others, why do they have to monitor what I do?
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#264 - admiralen (06/27/2013) [-]
cause some people do things outside the law, and some people pay to know what people like so they can create products that people like etc
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#265 - hellspawner (06/27/2013) [-]
And so the government needs to know about the citizen's personal lives so a third party (being a company), can make a product I'm not going to buy?
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#266 - admiralen (06/27/2013) [-]
people buying things helps everyone since the economy relies on it, basically it even helps you that they check out what you like
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#267 - hellspawner (06/27/2013) [-]
But what does the government have to do with that? They aren't spying on us to find out what we like to buy. The economy is so shitty right now nobody can really even buy anything. We just gave 300 million to Syrian rebels. That could've went to our education system to improve the quality of our education.
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#268 - admiralen (06/27/2013) [-]
im not gonna pretend to know why the hell they give away guns and such to rebels, but ofcourse people can fucking buy stuff dude
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#269 - hellspawner (06/27/2013) [-]
Look what happened when we first supported the fucking Taliban- they became self aware and started attacking us. I couldn't possibly see how this could go wrong. Instead of the government getting involved in 3rd world country affairs, we need to focus on improving our quality of life instead. There are other countries out there who can do the same thing for Syria too.
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#270 - admiralen (06/27/2013) [-]
>implying rebels improve anything
people who take the rule by force tend to stick by it by force, a good rebellion hasnt gone down even once, and before you start saying french or american, things were shit in those countries and they were forced to unite to fight other foes
#167 - anon (06/26/2013) [-]
And you should be charged with being a nigger AND a homosexsual, and for not being in prison where you belong.

Also, traitor loses it's strong meaning when you put a word like ''deuchebag'' in front of it, kiddo.

Might as well go ahead and just call him a poopy head, you fucking sissy.
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#177 - admiralen (06/26/2013) [-]
ok anon, ill do that, hes a poopy head
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#166 - rieskimo (06/26/2013) [-]
Spotted the NSA agent.

But seriously, fuck you. The reason why I'm concerned if the government is snooping on my facebook pages isn't because I want to keep my weekend outfit pictures a secret outside of my friend's group, it's because here in America we were guaranteed this little thing called the FOURTH FUCKING AMENDMENT YOU DAFT FUCKING TWAT!

The people of a country should never be afraid of its government, it should always be that the government is afraid of its people. They are in service to us, we pay the fucking bills and they better follow the fucking rules that we've all agreed to.

In case you're unclear of what the fourth amendment represents, it is the nifty little amendment that prevents cops from just breaking into your home or car or check your internet history. Any representative of the government or policing body needs to have reasonable cause and a search warrant to do so. If you think Snowden is a "deuchebag traitor" then you are a sad excuse for a citizen.
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#178 - admiralen (06/26/2013) [-]
theyre not checking your internet history, hes a traitor, period.
if youre afraid of your government maybe you should learn something about it or basic society, and again, they check pages that are free, theres probably in the terms of use of the pages that they can check your shit
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#187 - rieskimo (06/26/2013) [-]
I don't care if it's free or for money. It is MY information, it is MY life, and it is MY privacy. Just because you don't value YOUR privacy doesn't mean that you don't have a RIGHT to it.
If the government isn't playing fairly they deserve to have something like this happen.

You're fucking deluded.
I'm not paranoid that the government will find out what I do, I'm not that interesting. I'm more than fucking pissed that the government has overstepped lines and snooped in any way, and especially without "just cause".

If the government starts breaking its own rules it ceases to be a valid government. Why should they be allowed to detain those who break the law if they can't keep from breaking the law that they have been charged with upholding.

I just hope you never fucking vote.
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#188 - admiralen (06/26/2013) [-]
its YOUR information you GAVE their page, dumbass
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#189 - rieskimo (06/26/2013) [-]
It is MY information that they have NO right to collect dumbass!
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#191 - admiralen (06/26/2013) [-]
YOU put YOUR information on THEIR page, you probably agreed to them getting it when you agreed to the terms of use
#198 - anon (06/26/2013) [-]
I didn't know the government owned Facebook, and every email ever...
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#199 - admiralen (06/26/2013) [-]
>implying they couldnt get the owners consent
also hotmail and such services are also free owned by someone else then you, you think its private but youre just borrowing space
#222 - anon (06/26/2013) [-]
Different anon, in case you wanted to know. Anyhow, I don't think that it's a bad thing that he let out "government information" because if they are getting our "personal information" then it is undoubtably through the same or at least similar means of someone underhandedly giving others access to it (in one case it may be a government agency being given access, in the other it's the public being given access to some things we wouldn't have otherwise). Because of how contracts/terms of agreement are worded these days, it's not unreasonable for the government being able to "put fears to rest" in a deceitful manner, because it's HIGHLY UNLIKELY for the contract to clearly state "government officials are archiving this shit you're posting".
An example I want to make: if you post something hateful about someone, and said person is murdered/thieved from/etc some time in the future, you could be pulled into the suspect list and have your life interrupted with pointless interrogation.
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#225 - admiralen (06/26/2013) [-]
yeah, but in my country you can get shit for being an asshole on the internet anyway, what im trying to say is, the government isnt really doing anything wrong here, except maybe keeping it a secret, if you dont like this sort of thing dont hang on facebook, dont make a youtube account, dont use chrome etc
#168 - anon (06/26/2013) [-]
Well fucking spoken sir.
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#101 - larso (06/26/2013) [-]
The US government is only spying on the U.S.A, not the entire world, that's illegal, since the don't have the rights to do that.
#90 - anon (06/26/2013) [-]
unfortunately the government charged him with espionage against the us
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#195 - TehGordonFreeman (06/26/2013) [-]
And, possibly because of that, Russia will not hand him over to the US.
#87 - mooghens (06/26/2013) [-]
And then accused of spying to top it all off
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#22 - ningyoaijin (06/26/2013) [-]
And who is "us" exactly?
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#66 - blastblood (06/26/2013) [-]
He means 'US' United States i suppose not us like in the tatu song 'Not gonna get us'
#28 - anon (06/26/2013) [-]
The entire world. Now we all have a reason to destroy that shit tier country.
#170 - anon (06/26/2013) [-]
Have fun being glass

#25 - anon (06/26/2013) [-]
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#9 - szymonf (06/25/2013) [-]
have you been living under a rock?
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#193 - drainbramage (06/26/2013) [-]
To be fair, this is the first I've heard of him.
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#23 - ningyoaijin (06/26/2013) [-]
Or maybe he's not American and doesn't pay attention to your affairs you all seem to think are global?
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#112 - Viggiator (06/26/2013) [-]
This is just as big en Europe, as it is in the states.
#37 - javalavalay (06/26/2013) [-]
Silly neener

Canadians even know about this.

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#27 - szymonf (06/26/2013) [-]
first of all, I'm not an American.
Secondly, these ARE global affairs. He revealed information showing that America has systematically gathered data not only on US citizens but on foreign nationals and hacked into computer networks and stole data from foreign governments.
Now Snowden is hiding in foreign countries applying for asylum to Iceland and Ecuador.
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#176 - zoidz (06/26/2013) [-]
Where I live he wasn't even mentioned anywhere in the media, I just saw a TekSyndicate episode where they mentioned him, tho only the 'government leak' was mentioned.
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#236 - szymonf (06/26/2013) [-]
and where is that?
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#237 - zoidz (06/26/2013) [-]
South American region.
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#238 - szymonf (06/26/2013) [-]
I have actually no idea where you might be from since almost every south american nation has offered Snowden safe passage on his way to Ecuador.
That is unless you live in Brazil and the anti-government protests have over-shadowed this debacle.
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#241 - zoidz (06/26/2013) [-]
Yup, tho Snowden's news was brought up some time before the protests started, tho still hadn't seen anything of the news about him. Might have been on some international 'essay' posted on one of the news sites, tho it didn't get any big news.
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#257 - szymonf (06/26/2013) [-]
SO you are from Brazil?
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#258 - zoidz (06/26/2013) [-]
Yes, currently living in it.
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#259 - szymonf (06/26/2013) [-]

I'm just going to wait for the NSA to give me a call with a job offer now.
Nice talking to you.
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#260 - zoidz (06/26/2013) [-]
Wait, what? I'm confused.
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#261 - szymonf (06/27/2013) [-]
I figured out that you were from Brazil simply because I knew that you were somewhere in S.A and because you haven't been exposed to this that much.

I'm sorry, I just think i'm clever.
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#262 - zoidz (06/27/2013) [-]
Ahhh I see, tho I think Argentina, Bolivia and Paraguay didn't get such news either.
#7 - anon (06/25/2013) [-]
Snowden is a good man
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