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| #356 - once you get into the high school people are a lot more mature… [+] (6 new replies) | 10/17/2010 on PizzaRat's profile | 0 |
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| #355 - ...nice [+] (2 new replies) | 10/17/2010 on PizzaRat's profile | 0 |
| #353 - what grade r u in? [+] (8 new replies) | 10/17/2010 on PizzaRat's profile | 0 |
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| #351 - yeah, i got ya [+] (10 new replies) | 10/17/2010 on PizzaRat's profile | 0 |
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| #23 - :l [+] (1 new reply) | 10/17/2010 on Strudel's profile | 0 |
| #64 - i used to think zombie games were stupid.....but i was a child… [+] (24 new replies) | 10/17/2010 on Smoker's a Dick | +1 |
| Get Doom then, that's a classic. I suggest Doom 3 and Doom 3: RoE because RoE has the first 3 Doom games from the 80's on it. Doom 3 wasn't very scary, maybe a couple of jump scenes, but that's about it, if you want to be scared try playing F.E.A.R. 1&2 or Penumbra. Penumbra is seriously scary, your character is trapped in this old mine, and there are possessed dogs, zombies, these weird creatures that have no bottom, just a torso and a miner's hat on. Those fuckers are scary cause all you can hear is this sliding noise when they move and you see a small trail of blood where they've been. I think the scariest thing about Penumbra is that you have no weapons, you can set small traps for the enemies with electricity and a good physics engine, but that's about it. you AT LEAST get to use a miner's pick to beat the monster with. Anything buy Frictional Games (Penumbra series and Amnesia) is fucking scary. Doom had its jump scares and some tense moments but its not pants shitting terror that is Penumbra or Amnesia. Shit I still haven't encountered my first enemy in Amnesia because I just can't brave to play it right now. Yeah, the first enemy in Penumbra wasn't all scary, the rooms were well lit and you could see it coming at you from down the hallway, but it gets really fucking scary really fast. I laughed through the whole thing. Now, Minecraft... uugh.. I still have nightmares about those creepers.. Penumbra is scarier I think, no real weapons, just a pick and maybe a flash light dude, imagine walking through the dark to have this possessed dog charge at you in a pitch black room and then get anally raped, or these really weird fucking creatures that are wearing miners hats, they have no legs so they just wander around leaving a small trail of blood behind them and if they see you you're gonna get raped. Sort of reminds me of those things off of The suffering actually. Either way I think Penumbra is scarier. And FEAR, FEAR was only scary a little bit, like in the first level there is this bathroom, and when you enter the lights go out and the stall at the end SLOWLY opens, like it's inviting you, never had the balls to go to it -.- Those are games I haven't played yet. I did see Penumbra on a stream, though. It did shake me up a bit on the parts where the streamer didn't crack a joke about it. If you go to the website you can download a demo of it where you can do the first level, I was trying to download but my computer is a piece of shit and won't run anything like that : ( ummm in doom 3 there were dogs, they would jump out at u any moment at anytime. In doom 3 there were babies, babies without legs and had wings, when u heard crying u better watch ur back Those weren't dogs, they were bestial variations of the barons -.- In Penumbra there were REAL dogs, if they heard you or saw you they would fucking RUN at you, when your hidden in a mine where almost every room is pitch black and you hear barking and padded feet stomping on the ground, you would panic and the dog would fucking kill you. dude when u saw Everyroom painted with blood and here a chainsaw revving, laughing, and foot steps when u know ur the only one left. ur freaking screw Except in Doom3 you can survive it, in Penumbra if one of the monsters get you you're dead, Don't get me wrong, you do get a health bar in Penumbra, but most of the monsters kill you almost instantly, some of them if they grab you you're dead, no fighting back, whereas in doom 3 you at least have guns and armor and a large health bar. The biggest factor in Penumbra is knowing that you have to sneak by the monsters or set traps for them or else you're fucking dead. That's concept, and in the game you can see the barons coming at you from a mile away. http://www.penumbragame.com/media.php Go there, it has videos and screenshots from all 3 games penumbra chapters. well ya because he came prepared. things were going on and its pretty obvious when things are hapening, bring a gun and armor Not when your character is working in a mine and all hell breaks loose, seriously?!? How the fuck are you supposed to know that monsters and zombies will appear out of no-where if you were simply working a mine? Not like the character in Doom3 where he is a member of the security team already equipped with armor and a pistol, and he is on a MILITARY facility on Mars that also has EXPERIMENTAL WEAPONS in it -.- | ||
| #61 - what game is this? do want [+] (28 new replies) | 10/17/2010 on Smoker's a Dick | -3 |
| You seriously don't know? That is kind of sad dude.......... Either way, it's called Left 4 Dead, awesome games. Get Doom then, that's a classic. I suggest Doom 3 and Doom 3: RoE because RoE has the first 3 Doom games from the 80's on it. Doom 3 wasn't very scary, maybe a couple of jump scenes, but that's about it, if you want to be scared try playing F.E.A.R. 1&2 or Penumbra. Penumbra is seriously scary, your character is trapped in this old mine, and there are possessed dogs, zombies, these weird creatures that have no bottom, just a torso and a miner's hat on. Those fuckers are scary cause all you can hear is this sliding noise when they move and you see a small trail of blood where they've been. I think the scariest thing about Penumbra is that you have no weapons, you can set small traps for the enemies with electricity and a good physics engine, but that's about it. you AT LEAST get to use a miner's pick to beat the monster with. Anything buy Frictional Games (Penumbra series and Amnesia) is fucking scary. Doom had its jump scares and some tense moments but its not pants shitting terror that is Penumbra or Amnesia. Shit I still haven't encountered my first enemy in Amnesia because I just can't brave to play it right now. Yeah, the first enemy in Penumbra wasn't all scary, the rooms were well lit and you could see it coming at you from down the hallway, but it gets really fucking scary really fast. I laughed through the whole thing. Now, Minecraft... uugh.. I still have nightmares about those creepers.. Penumbra is scarier I think, no real weapons, just a pick and maybe a flash light dude, imagine walking through the dark to have this possessed dog charge at you in a pitch black room and then get anally raped, or these really weird fucking creatures that are wearing miners hats, they have no legs so they just wander around leaving a small trail of blood behind them and if they see you you're gonna get raped. Sort of reminds me of those things off of The suffering actually. Either way I think Penumbra is scarier. And FEAR, FEAR was only scary a little bit, like in the first level there is this bathroom, and when you enter the lights go out and the stall at the end SLOWLY opens, like it's inviting you, never had the balls to go to it -.- Those are games I haven't played yet. I did see Penumbra on a stream, though. It did shake me up a bit on the parts where the streamer didn't crack a joke about it. If you go to the website you can download a demo of it where you can do the first level, I was trying to download but my computer is a piece of shit and won't run anything like that : ( ummm in doom 3 there were dogs, they would jump out at u any moment at anytime. In doom 3 there were babies, babies without legs and had wings, when u heard crying u better watch ur back Those weren't dogs, they were bestial variations of the barons -.- In Penumbra there were REAL dogs, if they heard you or saw you they would fucking RUN at you, when your hidden in a mine where almost every room is pitch black and you hear barking and padded feet stomping on the ground, you would panic and the dog would fucking kill you. dude when u saw Everyroom painted with blood and here a chainsaw revving, laughing, and foot steps when u know ur the only one left. ur freaking screw Except in Doom3 you can survive it, in Penumbra if one of the monsters get you you're dead, Don't get me wrong, you do get a health bar in Penumbra, but most of the monsters kill you almost instantly, some of them if they grab you you're dead, no fighting back, whereas in doom 3 you at least have guns and armor and a large health bar. The biggest factor in Penumbra is knowing that you have to sneak by the monsters or set traps for them or else you're fucking dead. That's concept, and in the game you can see the barons coming at you from a mile away. http://www.penumbragame.com/media.php Go there, it has videos and screenshots from all 3 games penumbra chapters. well ya because he came prepared. things were going on and its pretty obvious when things are hapening, bring a gun and armor Not when your character is working in a mine and all hell breaks loose, seriously?!? How the fuck are you supposed to know that monsters and zombies will appear out of no-where if you were simply working a mine? Not like the character in Doom3 where he is a member of the security team already equipped with armor and a pistol, and he is on a MILITARY facility on Mars that also has EXPERIMENTAL WEAPONS in it -.- | ||
| #183 - i never knew Eustace was a DJ | 10/17/2010 on Memories | +1 |
| #147 - :l ......no | 10/17/2010 on change it to this | -1 |
| #6 - omg i hate that, i think i get ready then wake up and just be … | 10/17/2010 on The morning rage | 0 |
| #10 - a spoon...bring it on | 10/16/2010 on i used a sausage | +1 |
| #25 - i love that movie | 10/16/2010 on Be Warned | +2 |
| #41 - Tomato! *dives* | 10/16/2010 on Massacre | 0 |
| #21 - well then sleep on the couch then and let them fag it up … [+] (3 new replies) | 10/15/2010 on Strudel's profile | 0 |
| #19 - ah a boyfriend, thats cute [+] (5 new replies) | 10/15/2010 on Strudel's profile | 0 |
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| #17 - to....himself.....lovely... [+] (7 new replies) | 10/15/2010 on Strudel's profile | 0 |
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| #15 - ..........did he.....did he do stuff? [+] (9 new replies) | 10/15/2010 on Strudel's profile | 0 |
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| #13 - careful its contagious *cough* [+] (11 new replies) | 10/15/2010 on Strudel's profile | 0 |
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| #125 - didn't have a chance to say dont fucking cry cos now im crying… | 10/15/2010 on Animal Crossing | 0 |
| #11 - yeeeeeee [+] (13 new replies) | 10/15/2010 on Strudel's profile | 0 |
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| #282 - :0 | 10/15/2010 on sex | 0 |
| #281 - i think i came too | 10/15/2010 on sex | +4 |
| #9 - i know him from flintstones :D [+] (15 new replies) | 10/15/2010 on Strudel's profile | 0 |
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| #7 - WAZZZUP?!? [+] (17 new replies) | 10/15/2010 on Strudel's profile | 0 |
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| #5 - howdy [+] (19 new replies) | 10/14/2010 on Strudel's profile | 0 |
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holy nigger dick, you live on LI too?
Sup dude, your comps are fucking amazing.
You should really do a comp about reptiles, those scally mother fuckers need some love too !!
You should really do a comp about reptiles, those scally mother fuckers need some love too !!
Hey congrats on the Front Page!! I've enjoyed your comps!! Thank you for educating the FJ masses!!
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TheNorwegianSmurf (04/21/2011) [-]
I love your humour, you're a funny guy, you give hope to FJ's frontpage, its full of shit now, except.. your shark-comp, made me laugh :P and sure was interesting, although I had to do some resourch on that cookie cutter :O he was awezum... and im sorry about your friend, kind... of .. stalked the other comments, but... anyway... i should probably end this comment, its getting horribly long..... ....... yeahh....
strudel, your only subscriber wants to know if you plan on making more comics.
308: Medicham
As I ripped off her dress I saw she had something no woman should have. A penis. He used tackle. But it failed. I ran, but couldn't escape. He used strength and ripped my pants off. Now I couldn't run. Cause that shit's fucking embarrassing. I got over my embarrassment and began to contemplate my escape as he dragged me to the bedroom. But he used mindreader and detected my plans. He stood me up and did a hi jump kick to my lower jaw. I was paralyzed for a few turns. As I convulsed on the floor, he meditated. He then threw my onto the bed with a seismic toss and used pound over and over. Somewhere during the pounding, I fainted. When I woke up I learned hypnosis works. And I was weak. Cause drain punch works too. I'm trapped.
As I ripped off her dress I saw she had something no woman should have. A penis. He used tackle. But it failed. I ran, but couldn't escape. He used strength and ripped my pants off. Now I couldn't run. Cause that shit's fucking embarrassing. I got over my embarrassment and began to contemplate my escape as he dragged me to the bedroom. But he used mindreader and detected my plans. He stood me up and did a hi jump kick to my lower jaw. I was paralyzed for a few turns. As I convulsed on the floor, he meditated. He then threw my onto the bed with a seismic toss and used pound over and over. Somewhere during the pounding, I fainted. When I woke up I learned hypnosis works. And I was weak. Cause drain punch works too. I'm trapped.

