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Date Signed Up:8/06/2010
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#69 - Is that during Haunt of Fear or whatever its called?  [+] (3 new replies) 11/18/2012 on I KNOW, thats why i play... 0
User avatar #80 - killerwill (11/18/2012) [-]
its Heart of Fear :P Just helpin out
User avatar #82 - Strudel (11/18/2012) [-]
Oh no, I know the raid haha, I just mean when you fight the little shas of fear in that cave in... somewhere and they make you feel fear as a result like making it look like you're falling, or strangling you.
User avatar #84 - killerwill (11/18/2012) [-]
Oh yea i know what u mena and theres one that makes it seem like u are close to dying
#56 - Doesn't NOT make this a repost. An unfunny one at that. Especi…  [+] (13 new replies) 11/18/2012 on Vacation Pictures -2
User avatar #58 - TheFixer (11/18/2012) [-]
the tags say not oc. thats pretty much a way of saying repost. dont like it well welcome to funnyjunk where everything is a respot and the thumbs dont matter.
User avatar #59 - Strudel (11/18/2012) [-]
Yes, I understand that it "says" that its a repost but that doesn't grant the poster immunity to rage over the fact that it has been reposted, and quite frankly is not even that funny.


Also your joke sucks. Its older than the dinosaurs.
User avatar #63 - TheFixer (11/18/2012) [-]
ill be honest i thumbed this content down the first time i saw it and i did it again and again i dont mind it doesnt ruin my day to see certain things again and again because i mostly see new things also i have more important things that can ruin my day then a stupid picture.
User avatar #62 - TheFixer (11/18/2012) [-]
first off its not a joke its the truth. second off who rages over a repost? what kind of prepubescents are on this site that they rage over a repost? filthy casuals go back to reddit or 9gag. here is an idea that probably never crossed your "mind" maybe not everyone sees the picture the first time so maybe thats why reposts exists. im sorry that you have a photographic memory of every post that has ever been made on the internet?
User avatar #64 - Strudel (11/18/2012) [-]
Don't start an internet argument with me child, I am in no mood.
User avatar #65 - TheFixer (11/18/2012) [-]
ha that was funnier than everything on the front page; some random on the internet called me a child trying to place him/herself above me how cute. and im not starting anything, you started this by taking much umbridge to me pointing out to the other guy that the tags already tell us that it is a repost. let me guess you're like 16 or 19 years old?
User avatar #67 - Strudel (11/18/2012) [-]
You're thumbing down my comments. And what did i do to you? Fuck off kid, the only reason your bitter is because I keep referring to you as a child. You ask me if I am 16-19 because you feel comfortably older than those ages. I call you a child only referring to your level of self-esteem. You take things way too close to heart. I stated an opinion, and you shat on it because you need to prove a point to make you feel much better about the fact that you'll never amount to anything by winning an argument over the internet. I'm trying to draw, now will you please stop flooding my notifications with your failed attempts at making me feel lower than yourself? Thank you.
User avatar #104 - TheFixer (11/19/2012) [-]
First off im not a kid, second off i dont have low self-esteem; i have a massive ego and over active defense mechanisms. third off you didnt have to do anything but you did; you felt the "need" to insult my alleged "joke" and then tried to defend the 12 year old ragers. I disagree with defending the ragers so yes of couse i thumbed you down. You're defending a group who finds it required within their ranks to spew as much hate and swears at everyone else thinking that they are the greatest thing since sliced bread. its pointless to rage over an image that has been here before; the site is called funnyjunk that means if its funny to you (because funny is a subjective quality that we as humans attribute to things or events); thumb it up or favorite or do both and if it isnt funny to you thumb it down and move on to the next post, this site is not called bitchaboutseeingthesameimageseverysooften.com. this site is here to premote the sharing of images; and to have lively discussions about the post and or certain genre's of posts thats why the comment section on every picture and image boards exist. this is the last of my responses to you. unless you say something that gives me an aneurysm. well ta ta have fun with your drawings, let me know if they become something of value that would be nice to hear.
User avatar #111 - Strudel (11/19/2012) [-]
tl;dr, you're wrong
#105 - gladiuss (11/19/2012) [-]
zzzzzzzzzzzZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzZZZZZZZZZZZZZZzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz zzz...wh....u done nao?
User avatar #109 - TheFixer (11/19/2012) [-]
its not even that long of a comment. ive had a comment reach and exceed the character limit.
#112 - gladiuss (11/20/2012) [-]
Not your fault. I have an extremely short attention span. My fault for also having a small penis. <.<
User avatar #110 - Strudel (11/19/2012) [-]
Your parents must be proud.
#16 - Proof that I'm gay : I spent a good 5 minutes staring at her …  [+] (1 new reply) 11/18/2012 on He did a great job +20
User avatar #38 - Technicolor (11/18/2012) [-]
That's not even gay, that's sexual oblivious
#285 - More than that. It was a really cool vision. EVERYONE fuckin' …  [+] (1 new reply) 11/17/2012 on The Fuck? 0
#289 - vmandudethesecond (11/18/2012) [-]
just saw it...that was amazing. even though you gave it away, i still didn't see it coming, lol.
#27 - My favorite part was during lesbian vampire's vision where doc…  [+] (3 new replies) 11/17/2012 on The Fuck? +1
#202 - vmandudethesecond (11/17/2012) [-]
so Alice has a vision that Carlisle and Jasper get killed, and Jane is killed by one of the wolves? interesting.
User avatar #285 - Strudel (11/17/2012) [-]
More than that. It was a really cool vision. EVERYONE fuckin' dies its incredible.
#289 - vmandudethesecond (11/18/2012) [-]
just saw it...that was amazing. even though you gave it away, i still didn't see it coming, lol.
#28 - Shaun, you've got red on you.  [+] (6 new replies) 11/16/2012 on A Real Man +40
#44 - ForShizzleMyNizzle (11/16/2012) [-]
#34 - lordhaha (11/16/2012) [-]
#32 - deusexmachinase (11/16/2012) [-]
Shaun: Oh let's go to the Winchester!! Who's fucking idea was that?
#30 - theugandanhero (11/16/2012) [-]
#31 - theugandanhero (11/16/2012) [-]
My personal favorite.
User avatar #33 - littlesoldierboy (11/16/2012) [-]
How's that for a slice of fried gold?
#79 - A little hard to read but I figured it'd be kind of indie-elec… 11/15/2012 on Band Names +1
#75 - Picture 11/15/2012 on Band Names +2
#6 - Ever hear the song 200% Nigga?  [+] (2 new replies) 11/15/2012 on How Many? 0
User avatar #13 - finnini (11/15/2012) [-]
Isn't it the nigga song?
User avatar #18 - Failzilla (11/16/2012) [-]
Gangster Rap - Nigga Nigga Nigga
#32 - Why don't you look at me anymore during? 11/15/2012 on How to properly ice your... +4
#98 - World of Warcraft? Well I'm an all powerful fire mage and can … 11/14/2012 on Yis 0
#94 - The one after that she was dressed up as Veronica's lesbian lo…  [+] (2 new replies) 11/14/2012 on Because it already happened. +1
User avatar #99 - HOLYCARP (11/14/2012) [-]
woa, i didnt even notice i just thought it was lesbo phase.
User avatar #95 - theo is awsome (11/14/2012) [-]
oh mah bad bruh
#90 - Loved Bart's and Lisa's V for Vendetta costumes.  [+] (4 new replies) 11/14/2012 on Because it already happened. 0
User avatar #93 - theo is awsome (11/14/2012) [-]
lisa was sailormoon
User avatar #94 - Strudel (11/14/2012) [-]
The one after that she was dressed up as Veronica's lesbian lover. The one she met on the set of The Salt Flats, remember?
User avatar #99 - HOLYCARP (11/14/2012) [-]
woa, i didnt even notice i just thought it was lesbo phase.
User avatar #95 - theo is awsome (11/14/2012) [-]
oh mah bad bruh
#36 - No. No I do not. 11/12/2012 on just watching code geass 0
#325 - Picture 11/12/2012 on HA. +1
#88 - Did you forget me? 11/12/2012 on Bird with arms 0
#576 - That's it then, I'm moving to Australia. 11/08/2012 on Straya Doesn't Want... +1
#111 - oh my god im going to use this for everything xD 11/06/2012 on Bad Troll Face Comp -3
#12 - What about me? 11/05/2012 on how to make a nyan cat -1
#16 - A girl at my school was arrested by 16 police officers for pos…  [+] (1 new reply) 11/05/2012 on A BAG OF WEED?! 0
User avatar #21 - MegaAwesomeSauce (11/05/2012) [-]
Pics or it didn't happen
#35228 - **Strudel rolls 45** Sometimes I tickle my anus while I thin… 11/05/2012 on Advice - love advice,... 0
#16 - My therapist is an old guy named Ed who interrupts my bitching… 11/05/2012 on psychiatrists +24
#131 - here's another one while I was bored 11/05/2012 on post results +8
#129 - oooh this one is perfect!  [+] (1 new reply) 11/05/2012 on post results +18
#131 - Strudel (11/05/2012) [-]
here's another one while I was bored
#127 - i think im definitely getting closer  [+] (2 new replies) 11/05/2012 on post results +3
#129 - Strudel (11/05/2012) [-]
oooh this one is perfect!
#131 - Strudel (11/05/2012) [-]
here's another one while I was bored
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User avatar #61 - khl (05/08/2013) [-]
I like you, you taste good
#60 - blartonfairweather (09/21/2012) [-]
What goes on, d00d?
User avatar #59 - ThatsSoFunnyHeHe (04/23/2011) [-]
You make the funneist fucking comics dude
#53 - MrLlama (04/21/2011) [-]
Hi there just a fan of your Compilations and thought I would stop in and Request another Cryptid Comp :D

You can use this guy if you want Ive had his creepy ass saved in my Picture folder for way too long xD
<---Florida's Skunk ape I think :p
#54 to #53 - MrLlama (04/21/2011) [-]
Oh and Another one you can use :p

Lizard man...cant remember where this guy is from but it is kinda interesting :p
#55 to #54 - MrLlama (04/21/2011) [-]
and this guy The Dover demon...well Im gunna screw off now before I get annoying but just ask if you want some ideas for cryptids :p I have a mental list of all the ones I find most interesting :D
#50 - XEC (04/21/2011) [-]
my grandparents live in amagansett and i go to east hampton every summer. just thought i'd let you know
User avatar #49 - foreveralonejk **User deleted account** (04/21/2011) [-]
holy nigger dick, you live on LI too?
User avatar #51 to #49 - Strudel ONLINE (04/21/2011) [-]
mmmmhmmm
User avatar #52 to #51 - foreveralonejk **User deleted account** (04/21/2011) [-]
what town?
User avatar #57 to #52 - Strudel ONLINE (04/21/2011) [-]
wantagh
User avatar #58 to #57 - foreveralonejk **User deleted account** (04/21/2011) [-]
i live in NB! my dad grew up in wantagh
User avatar #46 - ishabsa (04/21/2011) [-]
Sup dude, your comps are fucking amazing.
You should really do a comp about reptiles, those scally mother fuckers need some love too !!
User avatar #47 to #46 - Strudel ONLINE (04/21/2011) [-]
third person to suggest just that haha
#45 - Turtleboner (04/21/2011) [-]
YOU GOTTA PO' DAT MILK BRO
User avatar #44 - nbtwosix (04/21/2011) [-]
Hey congrats on the Front Page!! I've enjoyed your comps!! Thank you for educating the FJ masses!!
#43 - TheNorwegianSmurf (04/21/2011) [-]
I love your humour, you're a funny guy, you give hope to FJ's frontpage, its full of shit now, except.. your shark-comp, made me laugh :P and sure was interesting, although I had to do some resourch on that cookie cutter :O he was awezum... and im sorry about your friend, kind... of .. stalked the other comments, but... anyway... i should probably end this comment, its getting horribly long..... ....... yeahh....
User avatar #41 - PizzaRat (12/22/2010) [-]
Hey strudel
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User avatar #26 - ThatsSoFunnyHeHe (11/21/2010) [-]
strudel, your only subscriber wants to know if you plan on making more comics.
User avatar #48 to #26 - Strudel ONLINE (04/21/2011) [-]
you're not my only subscriber any more :P
User avatar #56 to #48 - ThatsSoFunnyHeHe (04/21/2011) [-]
I know, but I was still your first.
User avatar #27 to #26 - Strudel ONLINE (11/21/2010) [-]
i do but things have been...complicated...
User avatar #28 to #27 - ThatsSoFunnyHeHe (11/21/2010) [-]
I remember the last time I asked you that you said some one was hit by a car. What had happened exactly?
User avatar #29 to #28 - Strudel ONLINE (11/21/2010) [-]
my best friend died
User avatar #30 to #29 - ThatsSoFunnyHeHe (11/21/2010) [-]
Oh, when was that?
User avatar #31 to #30 - Strudel ONLINE (11/21/2010) [-]
back in september, but the schools keep bringing it up...they're trying to milk this sympathy cow all its got left
User avatar #32 to #31 - ThatsSoFunnyHeHe (11/21/2010) [-]
Wow what a bunch of dicks, what the fuck are they even getting out of it?
User avatar #33 to #32 - Strudel ONLINE (11/21/2010) [-]
money. they keep saying buy [first name last name] bands today, or help raise money for her family, although we all know the schools are keeping everything they make
User avatar #34 to #33 - ThatsSoFunnyHeHe (11/21/2010) [-]
Wow. Damn dude that must suck. Are they still doing that?
User avatar #35 to #34 - Strudel ONLINE (11/21/2010) [-]
yes. she died two months ago but they wont let us let her go
User avatar #36 to #35 - ThatsSoFunnyHeHe (11/21/2010) [-]
You should complain. Im sure a lot of the student hate it constantly being brought up
User avatar #37 to #36 - Strudel ONLINE (11/21/2010) [-]
not only that but the teachers dont talk about it. she sat right in front of me in english and my teacher asks if there was someone missing from our row. he totally forgot.
User avatar #38 to #37 - ThatsSoFunnyHeHe (11/21/2010) [-]
wow. what did you say?
User avatar #39 to #38 - Strudel ONLINE (11/21/2010) [-]
i said not any more
User avatar #40 to #39 - ThatsSoFunnyHeHe (11/21/2010) [-]
Damn dude, that's deep right there...
#4 - PizzaRat (10/14/2010) [-]
Hi strudel!
User avatar #5 to #4 - Strudel ONLINE (10/14/2010) [-]
howdy
User avatar #6 to #5 - PizzaRat (10/14/2010) [-]
well
Whazzup?
User avatar #7 to #6 - Strudel ONLINE (10/15/2010) [-]
WAZZZUP?!?
#8 to #7 - PizzaRat (10/15/2010) [-]
Feels goodman
User avatar #9 to #8 - Strudel ONLINE (10/15/2010) [-]
i know him from flintstones :D
User avatar #10 to #9 - PizzaRat (10/15/2010) [-]
Wait you said you were gay right?
User avatar #11 to #10 - Strudel ONLINE (10/15/2010) [-]
yeeeeeee
User avatar #12 to #11 - PizzaRat (10/15/2010) [-]
my younger brother is gay to
User avatar #13 to #12 - Strudel ONLINE (10/15/2010) [-]
careful its contagious *cough*
User avatar #14 to #13 - PizzaRat (10/15/2010) [-]
Graugh!
*jumps back*
But he lives in a different house and I go there on the weekends then were forced to sleep in the same motherfucking bed
User avatar #15 to #14 - Strudel ONLINE (10/15/2010) [-]
..........did he.....did he do stuff?
User avatar #16 to #15 - PizzaRat (10/15/2010) [-]
well no to ME
User avatar #17 to #16 - Strudel ONLINE (10/15/2010) [-]
to....himself.....lovely...
User avatar #18 to #17 - PizzaRat (10/15/2010) [-]
no ... he has a... well you know
User avatar #19 to #18 - Strudel ONLINE (10/15/2010) [-]
ah a boyfriend, thats cute
User avatar #20 to #19 - PizzaRat (10/15/2010) [-]
Yes...for you
But cramming 3 guys in a bed is...
User avatar #21 to #20 - Strudel ONLINE (10/15/2010) [-]
well then sleep on the couch then and let them fag it up

fags forever!!!
User avatar #22 to #21 - PizzaRat (10/17/2010) [-]
I tried that
my dog pissed on me
User avatar #23 to #22 - Strudel ONLINE (10/17/2010) [-]
:l
User avatar #24 to #23 - PizzaRat (10/17/2010) [-]
I then slept in my closet
I came out of the closet in the middle of the night... not in a gay way
User avatar #3 - ThatsSoFunnyHeHe (09/17/2010) [-]
Are you gonna make more comics?
User avatar #1 - Strudel ONLINE (08/07/2010) [-]
308: Medicham

As I ripped off her dress I saw she had something no woman should have. A penis. He used tackle. But it failed. I ran, but couldn't escape. He used strength and ripped my pants off. Now I couldn't run. Cause that shit's fucking embarrassing. I got over my embarrassment and began to contemplate my escape as he dragged me to the bedroom. But he used mindreader and detected my plans. He stood me up and did a hi jump kick to my lower jaw. I was paralyzed for a few turns. As I convulsed on the floor, he meditated. He then threw my onto the bed with a seismic toss and used pound over and over. Somewhere during the pounding, I fainted. When I woke up I learned hypnosis works. And I was weak. Cause drain punch works too. I'm trapped.
User avatar #2 to #1 - Idol **User deleted account** (08/08/2010) [-]
oh shit, props for actually doing it
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