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#7 - I don't think you're qualified to decide what is "the bes…  [+] (1 new reply) 05/20/2015 on My experiences with toaster... 0
User avatar #8 - xxbutthurtxx (05/20/2015) [-]
I shagged ur m0m.
#2 - I don't know what I am either, but you're absolutely right.  [+] (6 new replies) 05/19/2015 on My experiences with toaster... +3
#3 - cmkpower (05/19/2015) [-]
Now that we're clear on that we can move on to the next mystery. Strudel, it sounds German and like something Hitler wanted to get rid of.
User avatar #4 - xxbutthurtxx (05/20/2015) [-]
Strudel can be translated to: Swirl, vortex, maelstrom or just to Strudel the delicious pie-ish thing, which is best eaten together with cream or vanilla ice cream.
There is no english word for it because we defeated you in word war 2.
User avatar #5 - cmkpower (05/20/2015) [-]
I wouldn't say we were defeated, 16 min of battle before we surrendered. Win-win on both sides, almost no casualties.
User avatar #6 - xxbutthurtxx (05/20/2015) [-]
Make sure to get yourself a good strudel recipe off google and stop eating that frozen garbage. Bismarck turns in this grave when you eat this.
Good luck friend.

Ps: Strudel with apples and vanilla ice cream is best Strudel.
User avatar #7 - Strudel (05/20/2015) [-]
I don't think you're qualified to decide what is "the best" Strudel. Can I see some credentials?
User avatar #8 - xxbutthurtxx (05/20/2015) [-]
I shagged ur m0m.
#60 - Besides the 33 cent wage gap, off the top of my head, the fact…  [+] (14 new replies) 05/19/2015 on Truth. -8
#71 - willys (05/20/2015) [-]
Every single one of the motherfuckers in this thread is terrible at math. The "stat" is 77% which would be a fucking 23 cent wage gap.

Christ.
User avatar #108 - Sethorein (05/20/2015) [-]
I was probanly copying strudel...
User avatar #107 - Sethorein (05/20/2015) [-]
They all copied me most likely. I was admittedly not paying attention.
#69 - larknok (05/20/2015) [-]
1) 33% wage gap is a real stat that you are interpreting wrong. It takes the mean of all female and male wages and compares them. In the same job, men and women are paid equally for virtually all jobs. They occupy different paying jobs for a variety of possible reasons. You can eliminate almost all of those reasons given other facts: I.e. women attend college more, graduate more often, are actually given the advantage entering the workplace today, etc. Which leaves you with the remaining facts: men work more voluntary extra hours, are more likely to make their careers their lives, have higher corporate veterancy (stay at the same company longer), etc.

2) "1 in 6 are sexual assault victims" is an inflated statistic from a study in the 90s that basically defined down on the concept of sexual assault. It asked women if they fit a number of conditions, and defined that for them as sexual assault. It didn't ask them if they experienced sexual assault or if they felt like victims. It basically defined all drunk kissing as sexual assault. The real sexual assault stat is closer to 1 in 50 to 60 women.

3) Jokes about abused men are still considered funny. Overwhelmingly, jokes about women are attracting public ire. You can't make female abuse jokes on live television, and you can certainly do so about men.

4) There are many women in positions of power. They just don't occupy 50% of the population. The genders aren't biologically/horomonically equal, why would you expect them to be corporately equal in a free world? Moreover, women make up the majority of voters these days. They just aren't voting for women. If you say that's just internalized sexism, that's an insult to the intelligence and capability of women.

5) There are literally zero blocks for military access along gender lines anymore. Used to be institutionally barred. No longer. Women just don't choose to fly to another country and shoot people, and poor men do.

6) I'll give you the sexual open point. There are a lot of inequalities that persist for men and women. However, you're overwhelmingly seeing the ones for women. Don't worry about "who has it worse" -- just work towards accurate facts and fixing everyone's problems together.
User avatar #67 - Sethorein (05/19/2015) [-]
Oh i forgot the military one. Women are weaker than men on average. It's just life. Decrying that is like decrying why men dont tend to have as many friends as women.
#75 - lordraine (05/20/2015) [-]
I still suspect it's because men have higher standards for the people they want to hang around.
User avatar #79 - Sethorein (05/20/2015) [-]
All typos are courtesy of mobile withiut autocorrect.
User avatar #78 - Sethorein (05/20/2015) [-]
Oh i get it you were talking about friends.


It's acrualky cause teatostherone makes you antisocial.
User avatar #77 - Sethorein (05/20/2015) [-]
Higher standards in what sense? Also it's a job not a club your acceptance into military positions are based on your capacity to fulfill those roles, not whether you're a kool kid.
#64 - anonymous (05/19/2015) [-]
Your first two stats are infamously bunk. The 33 cent wage gap and the 1/6 rape victim shit is nearing the embarrassment that is the church sticking to "dead babies go to purgatory".

People aren't buying that shit any more, and you need a better excuse now.
User avatar #63 - Sethorein (05/19/2015) [-]
33 cent wage gap - stems from pink collar jobs. Women tend to take on less difficult work loads to men becase they are the sex most dedicated to child rearing. It's a biologically self-imposed wage gap. If you actually believe employers legitimately pay women 77 cents to women for every make dollar, how do you explain why men are even employed? If theyre doing the same work, employ the cheaper one, right? That is unless youre a mysoginist and think women work worse than men.

The 1 in 6 statistic is inflated. Feminazis used to try to proport a 1 in 3 statistic until they were called fucking retarded. 1 in 6 includes "unwanted sexual attention" and "catcalls" as harrassment. Now by no means am i saying these are nice things, but putting them on oar with rape and molestation is ridiculous.

The assault statistics are once again an illustration of a biological truism rather than some male conspiracy. Women invest more into offspring, thus they are the choosier sex. Men need to compete more for women than women for men. Thus the likelihood of assault against women increases because men (especially when drunk) need to do whatever they can to win the competition of natural selection. It isnt nice, but it's life. you cant teach men not to rape, just loke you cant teach women not to be picky about mates.

This leads nicely into the sexual liberation thing. Why are womem sluts and men studs? Once again, childbirth. Our brains evolved before borth control existed. A woman who slept around was a shitty woman to get attached to because you can bever be certain of your paternity. A man who slept around clearly has genes goodnenough to earn him mates so you want to fuck him. We see this in dozens of species, my personal favourite being the cock on the rock. This harem holding foul performs courting displays for women amongst his many male competitors. If you place a fake "female" in his nest, other females will join "her".

Now let's talk about women in positions of power. Firstly, there are women in positions of power, the bloody mpp of ontario is a lesbian woman! But you are correct, there are fewer women than men. This goes back to my pink collar job comment. Women are far less likely to have the time to be both mothers and leaders. Leading positions require a massive amount of dedication that are generally relegated to "career husbands". If you wanted to be nice, though... women have only just recently reached equality. id say early to late 80s was when women could maybe say they were equal to men... maybe. That's only 30 years to establish themselves in the work force. Give them a little more time, eh? Im sure in 50 years, assuming pink collar jobs disappear (which they admittedly probably won't) women will be just as represented as men in positions of power.
#90 - anonymous (05/20/2015) [-]
did you just compare rape to women being a bit choosey? I'm sorry. that's fucked up.

Don't teach women not to make false rape claims, teach men not to fuck those women crazy and put themselves in that position in the first place. right?
User avatar #106 - Sethorein (05/20/2015) [-]
The comparison was more of the biological predisposition. Women are the choosier sex, men are the more aggressive sex. Asking men to stop being aggressive (i.e. rape) is like asking women not to be choosy. just because something is biologically driven doesnt make iy good.


Also leave it to a dumbshit like you to read a 3000 character well thought out passage and ignore fucking everything to misrepresent one of the fucking sentences. You are everything wrong with modern western society you retarded piece of shit.
User avatar #62 - bumpin (05/19/2015) [-]
The 33 cent wage gap is bullshit. This has been proven to be false time and time again, so the fact you bring it up makes me believe you are either ill informed or down right delusional. Men win fewer child custody cases. Men are more likely to die from heart conditions, more likely to be depressed, commit suicide, etc. Men are expected to pay for the date, men are expected to look a certain way, just like women are. There are double standards on both sides, to claim that women have it harder in America or Europe than men is completely delusional
#54 - You can't possibly believe that women aren't even slightly dis…  [+] (16 new replies) 05/19/2015 on Truth. -7
User avatar #55 - Sethorein (05/19/2015) [-]
What's the Disadvantage in the West?
User avatar #60 - Strudel (05/19/2015) [-]
Besides the 33 cent wage gap, off the top of my head, the fact that 1 of 6 women will be victims of sexual assault in the US. No one makes jokes like "men should be in the kitchen," it kinda seems like we treat women as if they were handicapped men. Its very casual, and we don't really notice it unless we try to look at things without double standards. Like, I admit women have a couple privileges over men, but overall men have the upper hand. I mean, how many women do you see in positions of power? In our military? Also, why is it immoral for a girl to have lots of sex, and moral for a guy to? Double standard. Why keep them from being sexually open? Why is that a thing for us? My point is there's a lot we don't think is discrimination, but that's just because its become so common.
#71 - willys (05/20/2015) [-]
Every single one of the motherfuckers in this thread is terrible at math. The "stat" is 77% which would be a fucking 23 cent wage gap.

Christ.
User avatar #108 - Sethorein (05/20/2015) [-]
I was probanly copying strudel...
User avatar #107 - Sethorein (05/20/2015) [-]
They all copied me most likely. I was admittedly not paying attention.
#69 - larknok (05/20/2015) [-]
1) 33% wage gap is a real stat that you are interpreting wrong. It takes the mean of all female and male wages and compares them. In the same job, men and women are paid equally for virtually all jobs. They occupy different paying jobs for a variety of possible reasons. You can eliminate almost all of those reasons given other facts: I.e. women attend college more, graduate more often, are actually given the advantage entering the workplace today, etc. Which leaves you with the remaining facts: men work more voluntary extra hours, are more likely to make their careers their lives, have higher corporate veterancy (stay at the same company longer), etc.

2) "1 in 6 are sexual assault victims" is an inflated statistic from a study in the 90s that basically defined down on the concept of sexual assault. It asked women if they fit a number of conditions, and defined that for them as sexual assault. It didn't ask them if they experienced sexual assault or if they felt like victims. It basically defined all drunk kissing as sexual assault. The real sexual assault stat is closer to 1 in 50 to 60 women.

3) Jokes about abused men are still considered funny. Overwhelmingly, jokes about women are attracting public ire. You can't make female abuse jokes on live television, and you can certainly do so about men.

4) There are many women in positions of power. They just don't occupy 50% of the population. The genders aren't biologically/horomonically equal, why would you expect them to be corporately equal in a free world? Moreover, women make up the majority of voters these days. They just aren't voting for women. If you say that's just internalized sexism, that's an insult to the intelligence and capability of women.

5) There are literally zero blocks for military access along gender lines anymore. Used to be institutionally barred. No longer. Women just don't choose to fly to another country and shoot people, and poor men do.

6) I'll give you the sexual open point. There are a lot of inequalities that persist for men and women. However, you're overwhelmingly seeing the ones for women. Don't worry about "who has it worse" -- just work towards accurate facts and fixing everyone's problems together.
User avatar #67 - Sethorein (05/19/2015) [-]
Oh i forgot the military one. Women are weaker than men on average. It's just life. Decrying that is like decrying why men dont tend to have as many friends as women.
#75 - lordraine (05/20/2015) [-]
I still suspect it's because men have higher standards for the people they want to hang around.
User avatar #79 - Sethorein (05/20/2015) [-]
All typos are courtesy of mobile withiut autocorrect.
User avatar #78 - Sethorein (05/20/2015) [-]
Oh i get it you were talking about friends.


It's acrualky cause teatostherone makes you antisocial.
User avatar #77 - Sethorein (05/20/2015) [-]
Higher standards in what sense? Also it's a job not a club your acceptance into military positions are based on your capacity to fulfill those roles, not whether you're a kool kid.
#64 - anonymous (05/19/2015) [-]
Your first two stats are infamously bunk. The 33 cent wage gap and the 1/6 rape victim shit is nearing the embarrassment that is the church sticking to "dead babies go to purgatory".

People aren't buying that shit any more, and you need a better excuse now.
User avatar #63 - Sethorein (05/19/2015) [-]
33 cent wage gap - stems from pink collar jobs. Women tend to take on less difficult work loads to men becase they are the sex most dedicated to child rearing. It's a biologically self-imposed wage gap. If you actually believe employers legitimately pay women 77 cents to women for every make dollar, how do you explain why men are even employed? If theyre doing the same work, employ the cheaper one, right? That is unless youre a mysoginist and think women work worse than men.

The 1 in 6 statistic is inflated. Feminazis used to try to proport a 1 in 3 statistic until they were called fucking retarded. 1 in 6 includes "unwanted sexual attention" and "catcalls" as harrassment. Now by no means am i saying these are nice things, but putting them on oar with rape and molestation is ridiculous.

The assault statistics are once again an illustration of a biological truism rather than some male conspiracy. Women invest more into offspring, thus they are the choosier sex. Men need to compete more for women than women for men. Thus the likelihood of assault against women increases because men (especially when drunk) need to do whatever they can to win the competition of natural selection. It isnt nice, but it's life. you cant teach men not to rape, just loke you cant teach women not to be picky about mates.

This leads nicely into the sexual liberation thing. Why are womem sluts and men studs? Once again, childbirth. Our brains evolved before borth control existed. A woman who slept around was a shitty woman to get attached to because you can bever be certain of your paternity. A man who slept around clearly has genes goodnenough to earn him mates so you want to fuck him. We see this in dozens of species, my personal favourite being the cock on the rock. This harem holding foul performs courting displays for women amongst his many male competitors. If you place a fake "female" in his nest, other females will join "her".

Now let's talk about women in positions of power. Firstly, there are women in positions of power, the bloody mpp of ontario is a lesbian woman! But you are correct, there are fewer women than men. This goes back to my pink collar job comment. Women are far less likely to have the time to be both mothers and leaders. Leading positions require a massive amount of dedication that are generally relegated to "career husbands". If you wanted to be nice, though... women have only just recently reached equality. id say early to late 80s was when women could maybe say they were equal to men... maybe. That's only 30 years to establish themselves in the work force. Give them a little more time, eh? Im sure in 50 years, assuming pink collar jobs disappear (which they admittedly probably won't) women will be just as represented as men in positions of power.
#90 - anonymous (05/20/2015) [-]
did you just compare rape to women being a bit choosey? I'm sorry. that's fucked up.

Don't teach women not to make false rape claims, teach men not to fuck those women crazy and put themselves in that position in the first place. right?
User avatar #106 - Sethorein (05/20/2015) [-]
The comparison was more of the biological predisposition. Women are the choosier sex, men are the more aggressive sex. Asking men to stop being aggressive (i.e. rape) is like asking women not to be choosy. just because something is biologically driven doesnt make iy good.


Also leave it to a dumbshit like you to read a 3000 character well thought out passage and ignore fucking everything to misrepresent one of the fucking sentences. You are everything wrong with modern western society you retarded piece of shit.
User avatar #62 - bumpin (05/19/2015) [-]
The 33 cent wage gap is bullshit. This has been proven to be false time and time again, so the fact you bring it up makes me believe you are either ill informed or down right delusional. Men win fewer child custody cases. Men are more likely to die from heart conditions, more likely to be depressed, commit suicide, etc. Men are expected to pay for the date, men are expected to look a certain way, just like women are. There are double standards on both sides, to claim that women have it harder in America or Europe than men is completely delusional
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User avatar #61 - khl (05/08/2013) [-]
I like you, you taste good
#60 - blartonfairweather (09/21/2012) [-]
What goes on, d00d?
User avatar #59 - ThatsSoFunnyHeHe (04/23/2011) [-]
You make the funneist ******* comics dude
#53 - MrLlama (04/21/2011) [-]
Hi there just a fan of your Compilations and thought I would stop in and Request another Cryptid Comp :D

You can use this guy if you want Ive had his creepy ass saved in my Picture folder for way too long xD
<---Florida's Skunk ape I think :p
#54 to #53 - MrLlama (04/21/2011) [-]
Oh and Another one you can use :p

Lizard man...cant remember where this guy is from but it is kinda interesting :p
#55 to #54 - MrLlama (04/21/2011) [-]
and this guy The Dover demon...well Im gunna screw off now before I get annoying but just ask if you want some ideas for cryptids :p I have a mental list of all the ones I find most interesting :D
#50 - XEC **User deleted account** (04/21/2011) [-]
my grandparents live in amagansett and i go to east hampton every summer. just thought i'd let you know
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User avatar #51 to #49 - Strudel (04/21/2011) [-]
mmmmhmmm
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User avatar #57 to #52 - Strudel (04/21/2011) [-]
wantagh
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User avatar #46 - ishabsa (04/21/2011) [-]
Sup dude, your comps are ******* amazing.
You should really do a comp about reptiles, those scally mother ******* need some love too !!
User avatar #47 to #46 - Strudel (04/21/2011) [-]
third person to suggest just that haha
#45 - Turtleboner (04/21/2011) [-]
YOU GOTTA PO' DAT MILK BRO
User avatar #44 - nbtwosix (04/21/2011) [-]
Hey congrats on the Front Page!! I've enjoyed your comps!! Thank you for educating the FJ masses!!
#43 - TheNorwegianSmurf (04/21/2011) [-]
I love your humour, you're a funny guy, you give hope to FJ's frontpage, its full of **** now, except.. your shark-comp, made me laugh :P and sure was interesting, although I had to do some resourch on that cookie cutter :O he was awezum... and im sorry about your friend, kind... of .. stalked the other comments, but... anyway... i should probably end this comment, its getting horribly long..... ....... yeahh....
User avatar #41 - PizzaRat (12/22/2010) [-]
Hey strudel
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User avatar #26 - ThatsSoFunnyHeHe (11/21/2010) [-]
strudel, your only subscriber wants to know if you plan on making more comics.
User avatar #48 to #26 - Strudel (04/21/2011) [-]
you're not my only subscriber any more :P
User avatar #56 to #48 - ThatsSoFunnyHeHe (04/21/2011) [-]
I know, but I was still your first.
User avatar #27 to #26 - Strudel (11/21/2010) [-]
i do but things have been...complicated...
User avatar #28 to #27 - ThatsSoFunnyHeHe (11/21/2010) [-]
I remember the last time I asked you that you said some one was hit by a car. What had happened exactly?
User avatar #29 to #28 - Strudel (11/21/2010) [-]
my best friend died
User avatar #30 to #29 - ThatsSoFunnyHeHe (11/21/2010) [-]
Oh, when was that?
User avatar #31 to #30 - Strudel (11/21/2010) [-]
back in september, but the schools keep bringing it up...they're trying to milk this sympathy cow all its got left
User avatar #32 to #31 - ThatsSoFunnyHeHe (11/21/2010) [-]
Wow what a bunch of dicks, what the **** are they even getting out of it?
User avatar #33 to #32 - Strudel (11/21/2010) [-]
money. they keep saying buy [first name last name] bands today, or help raise money for her family, although we all know the schools are keeping everything they make
User avatar #34 to #33 - ThatsSoFunnyHeHe (11/21/2010) [-]
Wow. Damn dude that must suck. Are they still doing that?
User avatar #35 to #34 - Strudel (11/21/2010) [-]
yes. she died two months ago but they wont let us let her go
User avatar #36 to #35 - ThatsSoFunnyHeHe (11/21/2010) [-]
You should complain. Im sure a lot of the student hate it constantly being brought up
User avatar #37 to #36 - Strudel (11/21/2010) [-]
not only that but the teachers dont talk about it. she sat right in front of me in english and my teacher asks if there was someone missing from our row. he totally forgot.
User avatar #38 to #37 - ThatsSoFunnyHeHe (11/21/2010) [-]
wow. what did you say?
User avatar #39 to #38 - Strudel (11/21/2010) [-]
i said not any more
User avatar #40 to #39 - ThatsSoFunnyHeHe (11/21/2010) [-]
Damn dude, that's deep right there...
#4 - PizzaRat (10/14/2010) [-]
Hi strudel!
User avatar #5 to #4 - Strudel (10/14/2010) [-]
howdy
User avatar #6 to #5 - PizzaRat (10/14/2010) [-]
well
Whazzup?
User avatar #7 to #6 - Strudel (10/15/2010) [-]
WAZZZUP?!?
#8 to #7 - PizzaRat (10/15/2010) [-]
Feels goodman
User avatar #9 to #8 - Strudel (10/15/2010) [-]
i know him from flintstones :D
User avatar #10 to #9 - PizzaRat (10/15/2010) [-]
Wait you said you were gay right?
User avatar #11 to #10 - Strudel (10/15/2010) [-]
yeeeeeee
User avatar #12 to #11 - PizzaRat (10/15/2010) [-]
my younger brother is gay to
User avatar #13 to #12 - Strudel (10/15/2010) [-]
careful its contagious *cough*
User avatar #14 to #13 - PizzaRat (10/15/2010) [-]
Graugh!
*jumps back*
But he lives in a different house and I go there on the weekends then were forced to sleep in the same ************* bed
User avatar #15 to #14 - Strudel (10/15/2010) [-]
..........did he.....did he do stuff?
User avatar #16 to #15 - PizzaRat (10/15/2010) [-]
well no to ME
User avatar #17 to #16 - Strudel (10/15/2010) [-]
to....himself.....lovely...
User avatar #18 to #17 - PizzaRat (10/15/2010) [-]
no ... he has a... well you know
User avatar #19 to #18 - Strudel (10/15/2010) [-]
ah a boyfriend, thats cute
User avatar #20 to #19 - PizzaRat (10/15/2010) [-]
Yes...for you
But cramming 3 guys in a bed is...
User avatar #21 to #20 - Strudel (10/15/2010) [-]
well then sleep on the couch then and let them fag it up

fags forever!!!
User avatar #22 to #21 - PizzaRat (10/17/2010) [-]
I tried that
my dog pissed on me
User avatar #23 to #22 - Strudel (10/17/2010) [-]
:l
User avatar #24 to #23 - PizzaRat (10/17/2010) [-]
I then slept in my closet
I came out of the closet in the middle of the night... not in a gay way
User avatar #3 - ThatsSoFunnyHeHe (09/17/2010) [-]
Are you gonna make more comics?
User avatar #1 - Strudel (08/07/2010) [-]
308: Medicham

As I ripped off her dress I saw she had something no woman should have. A penis. He used tackle. But it failed. I ran, but couldn't escape. He used strength and ripped my pants off. Now I couldn't run. Cause that ****** ******* embarrassing. I got over my embarrassment and began to contemplate my escape as he dragged me to the bedroom. But he used mindreader and detected my plans. He stood me up and did a hi jump kick to my lower jaw. I was paralyzed for a few turns. As I convulsed on the floor, he meditated. He then threw my onto the bed with a seismic toss and used pound over and over. Somewhere during the pounding, I fainted. When I woke up I learned hypnosis works. And I was weak. Cause drain punch works too. I'm trapped.
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