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Pervy Wizard of FunnyJunk.
I'm sorry, did you expect something witty here?
This must be rather disappointing for you, then.
I don't know why you're even still reading. This isn't going to suddenly get funny or clever out of nowhere. I'm not as funny as some people may have led you to believe. Those people lied to you, and it's their fault you're disappointed by this. My description isn't anywhere near as witty as I've pretended I am, nor is it funny.
So, yeah. I'm not even sorry that you're sad.
I'm sorry, did you expect something witty here?
This must be rather disappointing for you, then.
I don't know why you're even still reading. This isn't going to suddenly get funny or clever out of nowhere. I'm not as funny as some people may have led you to believe. Those people lied to you, and it's their fault you're disappointed by this. My description isn't anywhere near as witty as I've pretended I am, nor is it funny.
So, yeah. I'm not even sorry that you're sad.
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| #47 - That would involve them invading the sovereign territory of no… [+] (2 new replies) | 11/22/2015 on good guys | 0 |
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Stevethewizard (11/22/2015) [-] It's not "trade" if you're going into occupied territory, setting up a base of operations, and acting in a manner that exclusively benefits your country. That's at best an occupation. At worst, it's an invasion. Now, if they were invited to set up a bar, that's another thing entirely. It's like vampires: they're only welcome if you invite them in. | ||
| #72 - Ah... the Sand Cat. Where the adults look like kittens. An… | 11/22/2015 on Cat post | 0 |
| #34 - And that's why Tchaikovsky wins every "Battle of the Band… | 11/22/2015 on Tchaikovsky does as he wants | 0 |
| #95 - Do it next year. Be the guy who gives a damn, and make sur… | 11/22/2015 on I Feel good | +1 |
| #14 - The average guy on Tinder is an Anti-Skullgirl weapon with two… | 11/21/2015 on Average girl on tinder | +1 |
| #74 - 1. Excellent idea. 2. ... This idea is only as good as it … [+] (1 new reply) | 11/20/2015 on Food comp 1 : Dutch food | +1 |
| 1. i know right? they are amazing! 2. If you can, you should try it, it's a very unique taste! 3. The paste is made (i think) out of beef, but it can bee changed by other things like pork, horse, sheep or anything basicially 4. i actually like it with raisins, otherwise it's kinda bland 5. i actually HATE fish, any kind of fish i hate 6. Basicially kinda, but the point was that a lot of dutch people ate em, and that they are not fries | ||
| #13 - Reverse the faces, and it's more accurate. [+] (1 new reply) | 11/20/2015 on Frisk vs Sans. | 0 |
| How? Sans hits you a lot if you're not a god at the game, whilst you don't hit him once until the end of the fight. | ||
| #71 - See, that's why I specified "If the Emperor ever gets up.… [+] (1 new reply) | 11/20/2015 on Warhammer in a shellnut :... | +1 |
| the hivemind might still be a C'tan, when the 'crons started there uprising and started fuckin them up a few may have fled into the furthest reaches of the universe meaning its not that implausable to think one may have found a predator species and warped it to the C'tans purpose. also the C'tan are part of the fabric of the universe, and with universe juice fueling them im pretty sure they can be as powerful as the daemon princes. at full power at least. (now they are just trapped shards of their former selves) and that way of dealing with the 'nids is super high in resources and not entirely garunteed to work, with there ability to block out warp signals they could esentialy black out enough worlds and bam, super buffet. and yea, the 'crons could potentialy be ended that way. but you also gotta think of how hard it is to permanently kill a necron, and factor in the ones with abilities that make them even harder to kill, sure a few would get dead, but the ones that dont could come in and add the mindless ones to there own legions, well the ones that dont get destroyed right away after there phaeron is dead | ||
| #66 - And that info's coming from a guy who can't afford to actually… [+] (3 new replies) | 11/20/2015 on Warhammer in a shellnut :... | +2 |
| i cant afford to get into it just yet either, i had two armies a while back but they were lost when my ex stopped paying for our storage building. so ive just been trying to track down PDF files for tyranid and necron codex's so i can dream. ive no idea how to do the hidden thing you did, so, i think your right about the thing with the tau, only problems i really see with it is there xenos, so the natural course of action is exterminous, (cant spell for shit) and id see them having problems with the necrons as well as the nids and orks, tho necrons can potentially be reasoned with. they have kinda the same view as humanity, wipe out what isnt us. and they have some tremendous firepower as well, easily outclassing the tau. but the thing with the nids and orks is, you cant get rid of them, there like the roaches of the universe, you can wipe out the presence on the surface, but eventualy they pop out the crust of the world and you got a problem again. nids cuz they will burrow down in the world of use gene stealers to build a network of half nid mutants, and orks cuz as u said, there mushroom men and there death makes spores which get errwer and make new orks. that being said ima throw a bit of my own ideas out there im pretty sure the tyranids hive mind is one of the C'tan that tricked the necrontyr into becoming the necrons. theres a quote from one of the phaerons that names 3 C'tan by name/title. the 2 we know, the nightbringer and the deceiver, and one ive not heard of who goes by the title "the endless swarm" says to me a star god made himself a new army and is sending it into the universe to collect more souls and life energy. theres also speculation that the machine god that the tech priests of mars warship is actually a C'tan as well. tho ive not looked that far into that one. #71 -
Stevethewizard (11/20/2015) [-] See, that's why I specified "If the Emperor ever gets up." The Imperium doesn't work the way the Emperor would have it work. The original 12 Inquisitors were chosen not by the Emperor, but by the Hero (whose name I can't remember, but his official title, as declared by the Emperor himself, is the Hero), who, for all of his fantastic work, was still a mortal man, and his choices for the twelve were also mortal men. Men are subject to failure, and while the 12 served admirably, the Imperium has decayed (morally and physically) in the millennia since the Horus Heresy, due to the lack of direct leadership from the Emperor. The Ecclesiarchy and the Inquisition are institutions the Emperor would have been... unlikely to approve, but they now stand as the most dominant forces in the Imperial government, and it is due mainly to their influence that the policy of "Kill all Xenos" is in effect. As for the potential issues with dealing with Necrons... there aren't as many Necron leaders as most fans of the faction would like. A few well-aimed shots from five miles away, and you take down their armies, because only the sentient Necron Lords are capable of issuing commands, and a Necron army without a commander is effectively a bunch of standing corpses. And dealing with the 'Nids is a matter of resource management. If you can manage to convince the Tau that using an Exterminatus to wipe out a planet infested with them prevents more dangerous conflict from occurring (so that it serves the greater good by preventing even more senseless death in the long run), then all you have to do is evacuate as many as possible before an Exterminatus on any 'Nid infested planet. Wash, rinse, repeat, until they realize they can't get a decent food source in this galaxy, and they give up and look for more suitable hunting grounds. At their most complex, 'Nids still have the thought processes of animals. If they can't get food hunting somewhere, they'll look somewhere else. Orkz, though, are impossible to wipe out permanently, unless you manage to convince enough Orkz that the Orkz can't possibly exist. Now, for your ideas. The 'Nids were from outside of the galaxy. They're a universe-wide problem. Unless the C'tan have far more power and influence than even the Daemon Princes have been shown to possess (which isn't fucking likely), 'Nids aren't the work of the C'tan. Unless they ate the C'tan, in which case the entire universe would already be dead. Finally, to address your last bit of speculation: the Omnisiah (the one worshiped by the Tech Priests) has actually been co-opted by the Emperor, who the Tech Priests recognize as being the living embodiment of the Omnisiah. There is, however, a C'tan at the core of Mars, the planet the Tech Priests had originally sequestered themselves to. I'm not sure this one's name has been revealed, but it's possible it's the Nightbringer. the hivemind might still be a C'tan, when the 'crons started there uprising and started fuckin them up a few may have fled into the furthest reaches of the universe meaning its not that implausable to think one may have found a predator species and warped it to the C'tans purpose. also the C'tan are part of the fabric of the universe, and with universe juice fueling them im pretty sure they can be as powerful as the daemon princes. at full power at least. (now they are just trapped shards of their former selves) and that way of dealing with the 'nids is super high in resources and not entirely garunteed to work, with there ability to block out warp signals they could esentialy black out enough worlds and bam, super buffet. and yea, the 'crons could potentialy be ended that way. but you also gotta think of how hard it is to permanently kill a necron, and factor in the ones with abilities that make them even harder to kill, sure a few would get dead, but the ones that dont could come in and add the mindless ones to there own legions, well the ones that dont get destroyed right away after there phaeron is dead | ||
| #62 - 'Nids are the jack-of-all-trades faction, mostly because they … [+] (5 new replies) | 11/20/2015 on Warhammer in a shellnut :... | +3 |
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Stevethewizard (11/20/2015) [-] And that info's coming from a guy who can't afford to actually get into the game. The fucking models are expensive. I've gotten a bunch of info from a variety of sources, including basically scouring the Warhammer 40K wiki, but I'll likely never actually put that info to any real use. Still, the lore itself is a worthwhile read. Reading a fair bit of the lore is why I'm convinced that if the Emperor ever gets fully restored, he'd forge an alliance with the Tau. The Tau have an extremely small warp presence; Daemons can't possess/influence/psychically detect them, and they have no ships capable of utilizing the Warp for rapid transportation, likely due to their lack of ability to manipulate Warp energies (meaning there are no Tau psychers). This makes them immune to the temptation of the Ruinous Powers. They're also fairly naive, so entering a treaty with them would be easy, especially with someone as good with people as the Emperor. Add to it that the Tau are some of the best marksmen in the galaxy, with insanely powerful ranged weapons, decent armor, and the facilities to mass-produce both, and you'd end up with an alliance that could both spread the will of the Emperor, who only wants the greatest possible good for his subjects and allies (which is something the Tau would instantly respect, what with their philosophy literally being "Serve the Greater Good"), and potentially stop most major threats to the galaxy as a whole (possibly save for the 'Nids, because they are allegedly more numerous than the stars in the universe, and almost certainly save for the Orkz, because they are literally mushroom men). i cant afford to get into it just yet either, i had two armies a while back but they were lost when my ex stopped paying for our storage building. so ive just been trying to track down PDF files for tyranid and necron codex's so i can dream. ive no idea how to do the hidden thing you did, so, i think your right about the thing with the tau, only problems i really see with it is there xenos, so the natural course of action is exterminous, (cant spell for shit) and id see them having problems with the necrons as well as the nids and orks, tho necrons can potentially be reasoned with. they have kinda the same view as humanity, wipe out what isnt us. and they have some tremendous firepower as well, easily outclassing the tau. but the thing with the nids and orks is, you cant get rid of them, there like the roaches of the universe, you can wipe out the presence on the surface, but eventualy they pop out the crust of the world and you got a problem again. nids cuz they will burrow down in the world of use gene stealers to build a network of half nid mutants, and orks cuz as u said, there mushroom men and there death makes spores which get errwer and make new orks. that being said ima throw a bit of my own ideas out there im pretty sure the tyranids hive mind is one of the C'tan that tricked the necrontyr into becoming the necrons. theres a quote from one of the phaerons that names 3 C'tan by name/title. the 2 we know, the nightbringer and the deceiver, and one ive not heard of who goes by the title "the endless swarm" says to me a star god made himself a new army and is sending it into the universe to collect more souls and life energy. theres also speculation that the machine god that the tech priests of mars warship is actually a C'tan as well. tho ive not looked that far into that one. #71 -
Stevethewizard (11/20/2015) [-] See, that's why I specified "If the Emperor ever gets up." The Imperium doesn't work the way the Emperor would have it work. The original 12 Inquisitors were chosen not by the Emperor, but by the Hero (whose name I can't remember, but his official title, as declared by the Emperor himself, is the Hero), who, for all of his fantastic work, was still a mortal man, and his choices for the twelve were also mortal men. Men are subject to failure, and while the 12 served admirably, the Imperium has decayed (morally and physically) in the millennia since the Horus Heresy, due to the lack of direct leadership from the Emperor. The Ecclesiarchy and the Inquisition are institutions the Emperor would have been... unlikely to approve, but they now stand as the most dominant forces in the Imperial government, and it is due mainly to their influence that the policy of "Kill all Xenos" is in effect. As for the potential issues with dealing with Necrons... there aren't as many Necron leaders as most fans of the faction would like. A few well-aimed shots from five miles away, and you take down their armies, because only the sentient Necron Lords are capable of issuing commands, and a Necron army without a commander is effectively a bunch of standing corpses. And dealing with the 'Nids is a matter of resource management. If you can manage to convince the Tau that using an Exterminatus to wipe out a planet infested with them prevents more dangerous conflict from occurring (so that it serves the greater good by preventing even more senseless death in the long run), then all you have to do is evacuate as many as possible before an Exterminatus on any 'Nid infested planet. Wash, rinse, repeat, until they realize they can't get a decent food source in this galaxy, and they give up and look for more suitable hunting grounds. At their most complex, 'Nids still have the thought processes of animals. If they can't get food hunting somewhere, they'll look somewhere else. Orkz, though, are impossible to wipe out permanently, unless you manage to convince enough Orkz that the Orkz can't possibly exist. Now, for your ideas. The 'Nids were from outside of the galaxy. They're a universe-wide problem. Unless the C'tan have far more power and influence than even the Daemon Princes have been shown to possess (which isn't fucking likely), 'Nids aren't the work of the C'tan. Unless they ate the C'tan, in which case the entire universe would already be dead. Finally, to address your last bit of speculation: the Omnisiah (the one worshiped by the Tech Priests) has actually been co-opted by the Emperor, who the Tech Priests recognize as being the living embodiment of the Omnisiah. There is, however, a C'tan at the core of Mars, the planet the Tech Priests had originally sequestered themselves to. I'm not sure this one's name has been revealed, but it's possible it's the Nightbringer. the hivemind might still be a C'tan, when the 'crons started there uprising and started fuckin them up a few may have fled into the furthest reaches of the universe meaning its not that implausable to think one may have found a predator species and warped it to the C'tans purpose. also the C'tan are part of the fabric of the universe, and with universe juice fueling them im pretty sure they can be as powerful as the daemon princes. at full power at least. (now they are just trapped shards of their former selves) and that way of dealing with the 'nids is super high in resources and not entirely garunteed to work, with there ability to block out warp signals they could esentialy black out enough worlds and bam, super buffet. and yea, the 'crons could potentialy be ended that way. but you also gotta think of how hard it is to permanently kill a necron, and factor in the ones with abilities that make them even harder to kill, sure a few would get dead, but the ones that dont could come in and add the mindless ones to there own legions, well the ones that dont get destroyed right away after there phaeron is dead | ||
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| #56 - Needs more Plasma-infused Plasma Rifles. And yes, that can happen. | 11/20/2015 on Watcha Buildin? | 0 |
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| #75 - They don't have enough resources to actually hold the Mojave. … | 11/19/2015 on Ave Caesar | +2 |
| #22 - I'm pretty sure Sans is just a guy in a skeleton mask. His mou… | 11/19/2015 on Undertale Comp: 4. sirosd | 0 |
| #21 - You're not ****** forever. Don't listen to them. Ju… | 11/19/2015 on Undertale Comp: 4. sirosd | 0 |
| #23 - M:tG is hellishly addictive. Fortunately, once you've built so… | 11/19/2015 on Realization | +1 |
| #50 - House was the best hope for Vegas. Unfortunately, he gives no … [+] (3 new replies) | 11/19/2015 on Ave Caesar | +9 |
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Stevethewizard (11/19/2015) [-] They don't have enough resources to actually hold the Mojave. They can't even get rid of the fucking Fiends without the Courier's intervention. If you don't wipe them out, the NCR ends up fighting a battle on three fronts instead of just two during the final fight, and this goes disastrously for Camp McCarran. They mean well... but the road to hell is paved with good intentions, and not being able to secure your territory is practically a death sentence for everyone living there, especially in the post-apocalyptic wasteland that Fallout is set in. | ||
| #35 - Modding adds or alters information already present in the game… | 11/18/2015 on Miranda | 0 |
| #123 - I've seen people give him welding goggles. And he wears them. … [+] (1 new reply) | 11/18/2015 on Puppermeat | 0 |
| I like how the dog helmet looks too much to give him goggles. I have him wearing Dog Helmet, Red Bandana, and Heavy Dog Armor. | ||
| #74 - I've got a few hours under my belt. Unfortunately, I had n… [+] (3 new replies) | 11/18/2015 on Puppermeat | +2 |
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Stevethewizard (11/18/2015) [-] I've seen people give him welding goggles. And he wears them. Either the "only dog armor" thing is bugged, or your character can also wear dog armor, despite not being a dog. I like how the dog helmet looks too much to give him goggles. I have him wearing Dog Helmet, Red Bandana, and Heavy Dog Armor. | ||
| #57 - "Animal-style" doesn't mean cooked in mustard. It me… | 11/18/2015 on Crucial | 0 |
| #30 - It's worth paying the extra $7 to get it as independent audio … [+] (2 new replies) | 11/18/2015 on Miranda | 0 |
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anon (11/18/2015) [-] Wait, are they not easy to rip from the game itself, or is that considered stealing instead of modding. This is a serious question, I thought the soundtrack was practically a donation button since you already paid for the files on the game. Also, I would totally buy it from Toby if I had the money, its just other games I would do this with. #35 -
Stevethewizard (11/18/2015) [-] Modding adds or alters information already present in the game. It's modifying the game as it exists. Extracting data from the game for alternate uses, i.e., ripping music to have the music, especially when there's an option to purchase the music outright, isn't modding. | ||
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Hey saw your comment, didn't realize sorry to have to repost a repost of a repost :(, and why do you favorite **** if it is deleted in 24 hours...?
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Stevethewizard (02/22/2011) [-]
The comments aren't deleted. Some have the source, some have the pic for later, and some just have hilarious conversations.
