Stevethewizard
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| Date Signed Up: | 10/17/2010 |
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Pervy Wizard of FunnyJunk.
I'm sorry, did you expect something witty here?
This must be rather disappointing for you, then.
I don't know why you're even still reading. This isn't going to suddenly get funny or clever out of nowhere. I'm not as funny as some people may have led you to believe. Those people lied to you, and it's their fault you're disappointed by this. My description isn't anywhere near as witty as I've pretended I am, nor is it funny.
So, yeah. I'm not even sorry that you're sad.
I'm sorry, did you expect something witty here?
This must be rather disappointing for you, then.
I don't know why you're even still reading. This isn't going to suddenly get funny or clever out of nowhere. I'm not as funny as some people may have led you to believe. Those people lied to you, and it's their fault you're disappointed by this. My description isn't anywhere near as witty as I've pretended I am, nor is it funny.
So, yeah. I'm not even sorry that you're sad.
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| #47 - **Stevethewizard used "*roll 1, 0-999999999*"** **Stevethew… | 11/27/2015 on Meme-Tec: Spot Contest | 0 |
| #5 - They've left three people dead. Is this proof enough that … | 11/27/2015 on 1PunchMan fandom, pls chill... | +13 |
| #7 - They also put Dent in a suit that's literally burned on one si… [+] (8 new replies) | 11/27/2015 on Evil | +26 |
 Also gave Copperhead a name, although the Arkham Copperhead (the one this one is based on) never had a name #70 -
anon (11/27/2015) [-] bane from the movie? not dying just wish he was dead as it causes extream pain if removed, bane from the comics? no he doesn't have that odd breathing apparatus the movies added he is just a merc/ wanna be luchador amped up on drugs like crazy think batman & robin 1997 movie but without the odd zombie like state. | ||
| #26 - I also routinely abuse both DXM and DHM, occasionally at the s… | 11/27/2015 on tell us your dirty little... | 0 |
| #23 - The only reason I continue living is it's more of a hassle to … [+] (3 new replies) | 11/27/2015 on tell us your dirty little... | +1 |
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beowzuzeezu (11/27/2015) [-] u know everyone around u is the same, we intake, and output, some require to be taken fro. to get anything from life, to provide #26 -
Stevethewizard (11/27/2015) [-] I also routinely abuse both DXM and DHM, occasionally at the same time, in order to help me ignore the emptiness constantly gnawing at me. All it does is make me completely unable to form coherent thoughts, which is all I need it to do. If I can't think, I can't worry. If I can't think, the hurt goes away. | ||
| #14 - Also, she can read. And she speaks. And has manners, pets, min… | 11/27/2015 on Undertale, spiders | +2 |
| #32 - Ethiopian - See the attached picture. | 11/27/2015 on Different breakfast | 0 |
| #10 - Dear god, that would be terrifying. | 11/26/2015 on Secret Movie Theater | 0 |
| #5 - There are such things as "too much". I spend too muc… [+] (5 new replies) | 11/26/2015 on Secret Movie Theater | +5 |
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auryn (11/26/2015) [-]  Where you spend so much time and concentration on a game where it starts to influence your perception and thought patterns. Once I've had it to such an extent that after two or three days of playing Eufloria non-stop, I would actually see flower seeds swirling around every spherical object or pattern I saw. (As that's what you continuously see in the game)  .... so you played hours hours of isaac than there are hours in the time you played? did you mean 2 weeks? | ||
| #3 - Well, looks like someone found the floor's secret room. ..… [+] (9 new replies) | 11/26/2015 on Secret Movie Theater | +22 |
 fuck me man i just died to satan as the lost. why does this character exist .-.  everyone's playing afterbirth and I'm still playing old boi without WotL installed, just so I can get golden boy without having to go through the FUCKING CELLAR HOLY SHIT THE FUCKING SECONDARY CHAPTERS IN THIS GAME ARE SO GOD DAMN OBNOXIOUS LIKE FUCK THE WEBS ON THE FLOOR AND THE FILTHY GOD DAMN SPIDERS ALWAYS HAVING TO FUCK ME RIGHT UP FUCKING STOP IT! #5 -
Stevethewizard (11/26/2015) [-] There are such things as "too much". I spend too much time here. I drink way too much coffee. And I've been playing that game enough that it's started to alter my thought processes to the point where I'm making jokes about game mechanics. That's too much. And I don't intend to stop anytime soon, because I live a life of extremes. It's all or nothing with me. #27 -
auryn (11/26/2015) [-] Where you spend so much time and concentration on a game where it starts to influence your perception and thought patterns. Once I've had it to such an extent that after two or three days of playing Eufloria non-stop, I would actually see flower seeds swirling around every spherical object or pattern I saw. (As that's what you continuously see in the game) .... so you played hours hours of isaac than there are hours in the time you played? did you mean 2 weeks? | ||
| #3 - Ah... actual jokes. It's been a while since I've seen thes… | 11/26/2015 on Jokes | 0 |
| #10 - Needs to be Metaton's "Ohhh yes!" instead of his sli… [+] (1 new reply) | 11/26/2015 on Mettaton and Sans | +1 |
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| #5 - Well, now I'm deaf in my right ear. People need to figure out … [+] (1 new reply) | 11/26/2015 on Muslims in 1958 | +3 |
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| #72 - Mage of Breath? ... Would that be "using the windy th… [+] (1 new reply) | 11/26/2015 on Frog In Your Throat | 0 |
 This is all guesswork, because Hussie prefers Shipping instead of explaining game mechanics. Mages know a lot about their Aspect, and are pretty good at using it. However, Paradox Space always sets things up that their powers are always "Just Not Enough". So to crank out more, they need to overload themselves. A Mage of Breath would likely create storms so large that even they get blown around, or use their breathing as a focus point of their powers and have to basically cough up their lungs to get to the powerful attacks. Freedom is indeed a big deal with Breath. Being allowed as much Freedom as you like sounds, and in some ways is, good! But to lazy, disinterested or disheartened people, it's very bad. They need guidelines! | ||
| #60 - Doesn't sound too similar to me, though. Seers have knowle… [+] (3 new replies) | 11/26/2015 on Frog In Your Throat | 0 |
| Welp, classic Seer of Mind then. Freedom is a big part of Breath, and a driving factor in my life. (Yes, I am American) so I'm pretty happy with Mage of Breath too! Don't kill me in a doomed timeline, k? #72 -
Stevethewizard (11/26/2015) [-] Mage of Breath? ... Would that be "using the windy thing to your advantage"? Because that's what it sounds like. I understand that it's a representation of the idea of "freedom" (usually freedom to move, act, and think how you want), but I'd expect it to pan out to full manipulation of the Breeze if it came up in Homestuck. No promises on any doomed timelines. That said, I'm not the type to resort to violence, except in retaliation or in extreme circumstances. This is all guesswork, because Hussie prefers Shipping instead of explaining game mechanics. Mages know a lot about their Aspect, and are pretty good at using it. However, Paradox Space always sets things up that their powers are always "Just Not Enough". So to crank out more, they need to overload themselves. A Mage of Breath would likely create storms so large that even they get blown around, or use their breathing as a focus point of their powers and have to basically cough up their lungs to get to the powerful attacks. Freedom is indeed a big deal with Breath. Being allowed as much Freedom as you like sounds, and in some ways is, good! But to lazy, disinterested or disheartened people, it's very bad. They need guidelines! | ||
| #57 - **** , man. At least I got a canon aspect. The **** … [+] (5 new replies) | 11/26/2015 on Frog In Your Throat | +1 |
| I say take Mage. Of all the people showing up here, the vast majority are Mages! Maybe it's a FunnyJunk thing? Mages are supposed to act in a way that both harms and helps themselves, so it makes sense! #60 -
Stevethewizard (11/26/2015) [-] Doesn't sound too similar to me, though. Seers have knowledge of how things are likely to turn out given a specific action. That's me. People turn to me for advice, and, if they follow it, things usually go well. This would make sense for situations I've been in before, but 90% of the time, they're asking for advice on shit I've never dealt with, and it still goes well. Welp, classic Seer of Mind then. Freedom is a big part of Breath, and a driving factor in my life. (Yes, I am American) so I'm pretty happy with Mage of Breath too! Don't kill me in a doomed timeline, k? #72 -
Stevethewizard (11/26/2015) [-] Mage of Breath? ... Would that be "using the windy thing to your advantage"? Because that's what it sounds like. I understand that it's a representation of the idea of "freedom" (usually freedom to move, act, and think how you want), but I'd expect it to pan out to full manipulation of the Breeze if it came up in Homestuck. No promises on any doomed timelines. That said, I'm not the type to resort to violence, except in retaliation or in extreme circumstances. This is all guesswork, because Hussie prefers Shipping instead of explaining game mechanics. Mages know a lot about their Aspect, and are pretty good at using it. However, Paradox Space always sets things up that their powers are always "Just Not Enough". So to crank out more, they need to overload themselves. A Mage of Breath would likely create storms so large that even they get blown around, or use their breathing as a focus point of their powers and have to basically cough up their lungs to get to the powerful attacks. Freedom is indeed a big deal with Breath. Being allowed as much Freedom as you like sounds, and in some ways is, good! But to lazy, disinterested or disheartened people, it's very bad. They need guidelines! | ||
| #48 - No idea. Just found it using the quiz those guys were referenc… [+] (7 new replies) | 11/26/2015 on Frog In Your Throat | 0 |
| Yeah, I got Chief of Stars with that one once. Stick to canon, mate.That way, it's actually cool to know what Classpect you would theoretically get when the meteors start to drop. #57 -
Stevethewizard (11/26/2015) [-] Shit, man. At least I got a canon aspect. The fuck is "Stars" supposed to mean? If I'm going with a canon class, it's gotta be either Mage or Seer. Seer of Mind would make me Terezi, and there are worse people to be. I say take Mage. Of all the people showing up here, the vast majority are Mages! Maybe it's a FunnyJunk thing? Mages are supposed to act in a way that both harms and helps themselves, so it makes sense! #60 -
Stevethewizard (11/26/2015) [-] Doesn't sound too similar to me, though. Seers have knowledge of how things are likely to turn out given a specific action. That's me. People turn to me for advice, and, if they follow it, things usually go well. This would make sense for situations I've been in before, but 90% of the time, they're asking for advice on shit I've never dealt with, and it still goes well. Welp, classic Seer of Mind then. Freedom is a big part of Breath, and a driving factor in my life. (Yes, I am American) so I'm pretty happy with Mage of Breath too! Don't kill me in a doomed timeline, k? #72 -
Stevethewizard (11/26/2015) [-] Mage of Breath? ... Would that be "using the windy thing to your advantage"? Because that's what it sounds like. I understand that it's a representation of the idea of "freedom" (usually freedom to move, act, and think how you want), but I'd expect it to pan out to full manipulation of the Breeze if it came up in Homestuck. No promises on any doomed timelines. That said, I'm not the type to resort to violence, except in retaliation or in extreme circumstances. This is all guesswork, because Hussie prefers Shipping instead of explaining game mechanics. Mages know a lot about their Aspect, and are pretty good at using it. However, Paradox Space always sets things up that their powers are always "Just Not Enough". So to crank out more, they need to overload themselves. A Mage of Breath would likely create storms so large that even they get blown around, or use their breathing as a focus point of their powers and have to basically cough up their lungs to get to the powerful attacks. Freedom is indeed a big deal with Breath. Being allowed as much Freedom as you like sounds, and in some ways is, good! But to lazy, disinterested or disheartened people, it's very bad. They need guidelines! | ||
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| #37 - Monk of Mind here... So, it's saying I should keep learnin… [+] (9 new replies) | 11/26/2015 on Frog In Your Throat | +1 |
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homestuckxplain (11/26/2015) [-]  #48 -
Stevethewizard (11/26/2015) [-] No idea. Just found it using the quiz those guys were referencing earlier. Source is here: thepageofhopes.tumblr.com/post/13517446964/homestuck-title-test Yeah, I got Chief of Stars with that one once. Stick to canon, mate.That way, it's actually cool to know what Classpect you would theoretically get when the meteors start to drop. #57 -
Stevethewizard (11/26/2015) [-] Shit, man. At least I got a canon aspect. The fuck is "Stars" supposed to mean? If I'm going with a canon class, it's gotta be either Mage or Seer. Seer of Mind would make me Terezi, and there are worse people to be. I say take Mage. Of all the people showing up here, the vast majority are Mages! Maybe it's a FunnyJunk thing? Mages are supposed to act in a way that both harms and helps themselves, so it makes sense! #60 -
Stevethewizard (11/26/2015) [-] Doesn't sound too similar to me, though. Seers have knowledge of how things are likely to turn out given a specific action. That's me. People turn to me for advice, and, if they follow it, things usually go well. This would make sense for situations I've been in before, but 90% of the time, they're asking for advice on shit I've never dealt with, and it still goes well. Welp, classic Seer of Mind then. Freedom is a big part of Breath, and a driving factor in my life. (Yes, I am American) so I'm pretty happy with Mage of Breath too! Don't kill me in a doomed timeline, k? #72 -
Stevethewizard (11/26/2015) [-] Mage of Breath? ... Would that be "using the windy thing to your advantage"? Because that's what it sounds like. I understand that it's a representation of the idea of "freedom" (usually freedom to move, act, and think how you want), but I'd expect it to pan out to full manipulation of the Breeze if it came up in Homestuck. No promises on any doomed timelines. That said, I'm not the type to resort to violence, except in retaliation or in extreme circumstances. This is all guesswork, because Hussie prefers Shipping instead of explaining game mechanics. Mages know a lot about their Aspect, and are pretty good at using it. However, Paradox Space always sets things up that their powers are always "Just Not Enough". So to crank out more, they need to overload themselves. A Mage of Breath would likely create storms so large that even they get blown around, or use their breathing as a focus point of their powers and have to basically cough up their lungs to get to the powerful attacks. Freedom is indeed a big deal with Breath. Being allowed as much Freedom as you like sounds, and in some ways is, good! But to lazy, disinterested or disheartened people, it's very bad. They need guidelines! | ||
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lostandgoneforever (02/22/2011) [-] Hey saw your comment, didn't realize sorry to have to repost a repost of a repost :(, and why do you favorite **** if it is deleted in 24 hours...?
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Stevethewizard (02/22/2011) [-]
The comments aren't deleted. Some have the source, some have the pic for later, and some just have hilarious conversations.
