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Date Signed Up:10/17/2010
Last Login:1/12/2016
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Pervy Wizard of FunnyJunk.
I'm sorry, did you expect something witty here?
This must be rather disappointing for you, then.
I don't know why you're even still reading. This isn't going to suddenly get funny or clever out of nowhere. I'm not as funny as some people may have led you to believe. Those people lied to you, and it's their fault you're disappointed by this. My description isn't anywhere near as witty as I've pretended I am, nor is it funny.
So, yeah. I'm not even sorry that you're sad.

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#20 - Daily reminder that diamonds are intrinsically worthless, and …  [+] (24 new replies) 12/14/2015 on FunnyJunk comments... +110
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#67 - mrnaanbread (12/14/2015) [-]
i think intrinsically worthless is a bit harsh for one of the strongest materials and important materials in industrial machinery
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#73 - heartlessrobot (12/14/2015) [-]
Yeah, after all, it is the strongest metal.
#55 - thepizzadevourer (12/14/2015) [-]
They aren't worthless if people are willing to pay money for them.
This isn't so much an "evil big company" problem as much as it is a "people are stupid" problem.
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#61 - dreygur (12/14/2015) [-]
I'd say it's less about stupidity of people are willing and able to pay whatever they want for cosmetic shit. Almost everything in that category is overpriced, anyway.
#58 - anon (12/14/2015) [-]
It takes an evil person to manipulate stupid people to get personal gain
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#30 - nustix (12/14/2015) [-]
Watched blood diamonds a few days ago, decent movie.
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#79 - protodude (12/14/2015) [-]
Yeah man I give it a 5/7.
#31 - anon (12/14/2015) [-]
yeah but its sad that blacks try to sell rocks from their own lands and suddenly they're "blood" diamonds
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#37 - battlebrotherlayn (12/14/2015) [-]
Anon holy shit can you not be head in the ass till you shit hair retarded for 5 minutes?
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#43 - seferofe (12/14/2015) [-]
I watched this movie years ago, so I'm probably wrong. Weren't they called "blood diamonds" because they were being mined to fund a war, and a lot of blood was shed over trying to get them?
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#44 - battlebrotherlayn (12/14/2015) [-]
Basically, they also go under the names conflict diamonds and war diamonds, warlords use them to fund insurgencies that cause a lot of deaths, so they gave them those names to highlight the unfortunate ways they are used.
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#46 - seferofe (12/14/2015) [-]
At least I wasn't too far off since it's been about 4 years since I watched it. I've always been horrible when it comes to remembering details from a movie.
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#47 - battlebrotherlayn (12/14/2015) [-]
Right?
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#48 - seferofe (12/14/2015) [-]
What, did I say something wrong?
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#49 - battlebrotherlayn (12/14/2015) [-]
What? No I was agreeing.
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#50 - seferofe (12/14/2015) [-]
Oh, it's just that you did it as a question. As if you weren't sure.
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#27 - testaburger (12/14/2015) [-]
Isn't everything intrinsically worthless?
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#53 - Indoknight (12/14/2015) [-]
You can live your whole life without diamonds. Therefore they are worthless.

You can't survive one week without water. Therefore pure water has intrinsic value.

dumbass
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#59 - testaburger (12/14/2015) [-]
You don't seem to know what "intrinsic" means.
Neither does the rest of FJ, apparently.

So I'll just take my reds and leave it at "People are idiots who don't know the meaning of words" and be on my way.

Toodles.
#78 - uberbunk (12/14/2015) [-]
**uberbunk used "*roll picture*"**
**uberbunk rolled image** When people use the word "Intrinsic", they don't mean "necessary with respect to existence and nonexistence collectively", in which case the word "intrinsic" really has no meaning, they mean "necessary with respect to the existence and progression of mankind." Now, they could add the little "with respect to mankind" every time they use the word, but that just wouldn't be very pragmatic, now would it?

"What bird is that, daddy?"

"Well, you see, a long time ago there was a group of Vikings called the Anglo-Saxons who spoke a linguistic derivative of an Old Germanic tongue spoken by the ancient barbarians of Northern Europe. This language they spoke evolved into, with a massive incorporation of Romantic roots, the language we now speak, Modern English. We being a species of intelligent primates descended from a long line of evolution living on the planet Earth, capable of linguistic communication, that is. With respect to this Modern English which we speak, that bird is called a Duck."

There's thinking philosophically and then there's needless complication. Silly.
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#60 - Indoknight (12/14/2015) [-]
in·trin·sic
inˈtrinzik,inˈtrinsik/Submit
adjective
belonging naturally; essential.

Yes, water is essential motherfucker
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#69 - billiamclinton (12/14/2015) [-]
Well, it depends on context really. Just like anything else. Diamonds have intrinsic value in that they are one of the best mining materials, and are heavily used in industry. To the average consumer, yes, their intrinsic value is little if not none at all.
#28 - anon (12/14/2015) [-]
Not in the sense that's used here. Though he's wrong too.

Diamonds are obviously worth something, but not to the extent that the people who own all the diamond mines like to pretend. They only release a certain quantity a year to keep the price high. If they released all the diamonds they had at once, the price would plummet.

DuBeers Diamonds.
#68 - anon (12/14/2015) [-]
if they realised all at once, the value could drop either in line with, or just below a cubic zirconia....
#52 - Tony is more on the experimental side of science than Doom is.… 12/13/2015 on Civil war on christmas 0
#36 - If it were a dog, I'd likely have some kind of idea. Dog breed…  [+] (1 new reply) 12/13/2015 on Carrot & stick... GIMMIE... 0
#42 - talldumbdork (12/13/2015) [-]
Munchkin cats are pretty recognizable
#34 - Felis catus , or, less formally, "cat", specificall…  [+] (4 new replies) 12/13/2015 on Carrot & stick... GIMMIE... +5
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#40 - stifflimb (12/13/2015) [-]
If you clearly understood what he meant in his question then how is that a wrong question?
#35 - stallioncock (12/13/2015) [-]
I'm bad with words and I meant breed.
But thanks anyway, at least Ik it's not a lion.
#36 - Stevethewizard (12/13/2015) [-]
If it were a dog, I'd likely have some kind of idea. Dog breeds at least look distinguishable from each other.
Cats, though... they aren't as thoroughly "selectively bred" (read: inbred to the point where, even though they're the same species, they don't even fucking resemble each other) as dogs have been, meaning the different breeds are tough to tell apart.
I've seen two cats that looked damn near identical but were ID'd as different breeds. It's insane how specific they have to get on cat breeds.
#42 - talldumbdork (12/13/2015) [-]
Munchkin cats are pretty recognizable
#31 - That cat must have depth perception issues. Literally every ca…  [+] (1 new reply) 12/13/2015 on Carrot & stick... GIMMIE... 0
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#39 - stifflimb (12/13/2015) [-]
Or you know it's confused caose of how it's moving, it's not wildly flailing the air around it
#169 - >2016-(19/365) >Fallout 4 comp. >Not featurin…  [+] (1 new reply) 12/13/2015 on Crawl out though the fallout +14
#202 - turbanmasher (12/13/2015) [-]
Curie is 5/7
#92 - True enough. Ironically, it's the votes in states that have fe… 12/12/2015 on why nobody should vote for... +1
#86 - People not voting are more of the problem than people that vot…  [+] (7 new replies) 12/12/2015 on why nobody should vote for... +9
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#178 - ltsparky (12/12/2015) [-]
Well, you make solid points, but you're also assuming that a lack of research is what led to a lack of voting. Every single candidate currently has something seriously shitty about them, one way or another.
#149 - senorfrog (12/12/2015) [-]
That and Clinton is easily bought out, so he would believe whatever you pay her to believe.

But I always said we need to just French Revolution the government and wealthy, just start the country over and get rid of the old corruption as well. If we don't soon, they might take away our guns like Australia and we won't get a chance.
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#240 - scowler (12/15/2015) [-]
It's more than likely going to START with confiscation.
#91 - anon (12/12/2015) [-]
except that the actual number of votes doesn't mean much because each state is given a certain number of points and blah blah blah
#142 - anon (12/12/2015) [-]
The numbers do matter because they indicate how the states should vote
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#221 - mysisterismywaifu (12/13/2015) [-]
yeah because any position in the government is notorious for listening to what the people ACTUALLY want.
#92 - Stevethewizard (12/12/2015) [-]
True enough. Ironically, it's the votes in states that have fewer people that count for more. Each state has a minimum of three electoral votes (typically distributed in a "winner take all" pattern). Montana has only 3 electoral votes, but they have far more electoral votes per capita than any other state, meaning that the votes of each individual person influence the election more directly than those of the citizens of any other state.

tl;dr: The Electoral College is a fucked up system. Direct Democracy for Presidential elections would theoretically be ideal, but it would take forever to actually get anything done due to the sheer number of votes to count.
#65 - One word for stealth characters: Ratslayer. "Oh, … 12/12/2015 on Fallout content +3
#32 - ... Was he naked, or was he wearing a leather jacket? Can'…  [+] (1 new reply) 12/11/2015 on ISIS has an Interesting... 0
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#43 - WutsAtroll (12/11/2015) [-]
naked really means exposed and can apply to any part of the body. So you're a pedantic asshole, and you're also wrong. Hope you're proud
#101 - There's another big thing in favor of ballistic weapons over e…  [+] (1 new reply) 12/11/2015 on Realistic energy weapons mod 0
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#139 - lipidregent (01/09/2016) [-]
I wouldn't think you'd need to silence a laser, what with it making bright flashy lights and firing a bright line that leads to you. Laser musket is goddamn great though, I got one from a legendary mongrel that does poison damage.
#59 - Erma, if Krampus is stealing them, they deserve it. Krampus ta… 12/10/2015 on Extra Erma 0
#4 - Saint Nicholas. Patron Saint of whores, thieves, students,…  [+] (2 new replies) 12/08/2015 on Saint Nicholas Compilation +84
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#40 - gingershavetrolls (12/09/2015) [-]
CHAT SHIT GET BANGED
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#33 - tenaciouslee (12/09/2015) [-]
Talk Shitmas, get Hitmas.

Ho, ho, ho, motherfucker.
#4 - Fixed.  [+] (6 new replies) 12/08/2015 on Best Girl Curie +54
#86 - madscrivenings (12/09/2015) [-]
SHIT! I WASN'T LOGGED IN. I DESERVE MY THUMBS OF SHAME.
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#100 - tigreman (12/09/2015) [-]
He... he didn't even post it as an anon...
#136 - madscrivenings (12/09/2015) [-]
See the one talking about where the fuck the difference was. That's me. Cuz I'm stupid.
#85 - anon (12/09/2015) [-]
What did you do? Or am I just blind?
#137 - madscrivenings (12/09/2015) [-]
This was madscriveningd ^
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#99 - avyon (12/09/2015) [-]
he replaced
"best girl 2015"
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"best girl ever"
#22 - Best part is, Ground Collapse is a common, unrestricted, conti…  [+] (2 new replies) 12/08/2015 on Chat shit get banged 0
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#76 - cowbell (12/08/2015) [-]
Ojama King + Ojama Knight + Naturia Bamboo Shoot + Majesty's Fiend

WHERE IS YOUR GOD NOW?
#24 - nexdemise (12/08/2015) [-]
I mostly just play online anyways. So I don't care that much for rarities.
#35 - The demo is too short to get an actual feel for the game, thou…  [+] (1 new reply) 12/08/2015 on Skeleton problems -2
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#40 - holycrapimacupcake (12/08/2015) [-]
The demo us there to try and make you want to see more of the story.
#20 - You can target your own Monster card zone, or, if you aren't a…  [+] (4 new replies) 12/08/2015 on Chat shit get banged 0
#21 - nexdemise (12/08/2015) [-]
Yeah, you're right, lol.
#22 - Stevethewizard (12/08/2015) [-]
Best part is, Ground Collapse is a common, unrestricted, continuous Spell card that nobody really uses, because it's a common continuous Spell card that doesn't really fit well with any of the dozen gimmicky decks and their variants currently seeing play. It does, however, work well with decks that deal in high-ATK monsters that don't have piercing.
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#76 - cowbell (12/08/2015) [-]
Ojama King + Ojama Knight + Naturia Bamboo Shoot + Majesty's Fiend

WHERE IS YOUR GOD NOW?
#24 - nexdemise (12/08/2015) [-]
I mostly just play online anyways. So I don't care that much for rarities.
#30 - I'd appreciate being added to the list. Even if I have no idea… 12/08/2015 on I Don't Want This Kind of... 0
#11 - It's true, though. I'm the friend. I swear.  [+] (1 new reply) 12/08/2015 on Nice raccoon +4
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#14 - MrKittyKat (12/08/2015) [-]
Can confirm, i'm the dude who has the friend who has the friend for his dude
#17 - Or... you really wanna be a dick, just manage to use 3 Ground …  [+] (6 new replies) 12/08/2015 on Chat shit get banged 0
#19 - nexdemise (12/08/2015) [-]
Ground collapse must target 2 spots, so 3 unfortunately is not a valid thing you can play. You can combine it an ojama king, since that guy targets "up to 3", so as long as you got 1, he can go mop up the other ones.

Another large combo you can do is:
Vanity's Emptiness (Or Dyna protected by a safe zone)
Imperial Custom
Light of intervention
Mound of the Bound Creator
Reptiline Servant or The Tyrant Neptune summoned using Reptiline Servant and ideally Hardened Armed Dragon

Now your opponent cannot:
Special summon due to Vanity or Dyna
Set monsters due to Light of Intervention
Normal Summon due to Servant or Tyrant Neptune
#20 - Stevethewizard (12/08/2015) [-]
You can target your own Monster card zone, or, if you aren't an idiot, you could technically target the same zone twice.
First exception is a card rule exception. It doesn't specify that you have to target your opponent's Monster card zones, so you can target your own. Just like any card that says you can destroy one monster would allow you to destroy your own monster (if it's more beneficial to destroy one of your own monsters. Very few cases of that actually exist, but it can happen).
Second exception is simple common sense. You can target a specific card with two of the same spell if it's still a valid target. You can punish your opponent with two of the same trap card if the effects would stack. Ergo, you should logically be able to target the same Monster card zone with the same restriction twice. The card doesn't have any sort of restriction on it saying you can't target a zone that's already a target of another copy of this card, nor was that included in any errata or judge's rulings on the card. The only restriction on the Monster card zones it can or can't target are that the zones can't already be occupied.
#21 - nexdemise (12/08/2015) [-]
Yeah, you're right, lol.
#22 - Stevethewizard (12/08/2015) [-]
Best part is, Ground Collapse is a common, unrestricted, continuous Spell card that nobody really uses, because it's a common continuous Spell card that doesn't really fit well with any of the dozen gimmicky decks and their variants currently seeing play. It does, however, work well with decks that deal in high-ATK monsters that don't have piercing.
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#76 - cowbell (12/08/2015) [-]
Ojama King + Ojama Knight + Naturia Bamboo Shoot + Majesty's Fiend

WHERE IS YOUR GOD NOW?
#24 - nexdemise (12/08/2015) [-]
I mostly just play online anyways. So I don't care that much for rarities.
#31 - $10, ***** . You don't think about spending $10. You…  [+] (4 new replies) 12/08/2015 on Skeleton problems -7
#39 - anon (12/08/2015) [-]
if $10 is so irrelevant to you why don't you make Lolzsters year by buying him the game?
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#34 - jaevel (12/08/2015) [-]
Or, you could tell him to check out the free to download demo available on the official website.

undertale.com/demo.htm

#35 - Stevethewizard (12/08/2015) [-]
The demo is too short to get an actual feel for the game, though.
Like I said, the game is about 8 hours long for all but one ending. The demo doesn't even take a full hour. It's free, but it's quite a bit shorter than the actual game, and there are altered elements to the actual gameplay (ability to gain EXP while still sparing everyone, and a few other details).
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#40 - holycrapimacupcake (12/08/2015) [-]
The demo us there to try and make you want to see more of the story.
#35 - When did cr1tikal become an anime protagonist? 12/07/2015 on each new video game adventure 0
#72 - Except... the actors, directors, and literally everyone involv… 12/06/2015 on Who would`nt? -1
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#245 - That's the thing about Yes Man, though: he's competency incarn…  [+] (1 new reply) 12/03/2015 on BoS +2
#279 - hijokpl (12/03/2015) [-]
I just hope that within Caesar's life time if he were to succeed, he would be able to not just go out of the bronze age with electricity and machines but to seriously push past even the best prewar technology with a continuous drive for the heavens and not just a desire to advance until things are comfortable. You make a great point with Yes Man though and looking back, I would have chosen him over house knowing that he would be able to help so much.

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User avatar #3 - hotpost (12/27/2014) [-]
you're a lizard
User avatar #1 - lostandgoneforever (02/22/2011) [-]
Hey saw your comment, didn't realize sorry to have to repost a repost of a repost :(, and why do you favorite **** if it is deleted in 24 hours...?
#2 to #1 - Stevethewizard (02/22/2011) [-]
The comments aren't deleted. Some have the source, some have the pic for later, and some just have hilarious conversations.
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