Stevethewizard
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| Gender: | male |
| Age: | 22 |
| Steam Profile: | StevetheWizard |
| Date Signed Up: | 10/17/2010 |
| Last Login: | 1/12/2016 |
| FunnyJunk Career Stats | |
| Comment Ranking: | #1967 |
| Highest Content Rank: | #3322 |
| Highest Comment Rank: | #1787 |
| Content Thumbs: | 327 total,
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| Comment Thumbs: | 6886 total,
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| Content Level Progress: | 90% (9/10) Level 30 Content: Peasant → Level 31 Content: Peasant |
| Comment Level Progress: | 58% (58/100) Level 258 Comments: Contaminated Win → Level 259 Comments: Contaminated Win |
| Subscribers: | 4 |
| Content Views: | 28204 |
| Times Content Favorited: | 81 times |
| Total Comments Made: | 2609 |
| FJ Points: | 7288 |
Pervy Wizard of FunnyJunk.
I'm sorry, did you expect something witty here?
This must be rather disappointing for you, then.
I don't know why you're even still reading. This isn't going to suddenly get funny or clever out of nowhere. I'm not as funny as some people may have led you to believe. Those people lied to you, and it's their fault you're disappointed by this. My description isn't anywhere near as witty as I've pretended I am, nor is it funny.
So, yeah. I'm not even sorry that you're sad.
I'm sorry, did you expect something witty here?
This must be rather disappointing for you, then.
I don't know why you're even still reading. This isn't going to suddenly get funny or clever out of nowhere. I'm not as funny as some people may have led you to believe. Those people lied to you, and it's their fault you're disappointed by this. My description isn't anywhere near as witty as I've pretended I am, nor is it funny.
So, yeah. I'm not even sorry that you're sad.
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| #26 - **Stevethewizard rolled image ** What women deserve. | 07/22/2014 on Goodguy ForChin | 0 |
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| #67 - I didn't place those in order. I said a decent weapon and a … | 07/21/2014 on Anon is a Skyrim guard | 0 |
| #26 - PS3, so unfortunately I have no console and no admin's minion… [+] (2 new replies) | 07/21/2014 on Anon is a Skyrim guard | 0 |
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Stevethewizard (07/21/2014) [-] I didn't place those in order. I said a decent weapon and a good suit, not a decent weapon then a good suit. Conjunction choice is important in situations such as these. | ||
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bakagaijin (07/21/2014) [-] Im assuming this is how it went down..."My code isn't working and I have no idea why..... my code is working and I have no idea why..... fuck it, submit it and eventually we will send out a patch 2 years down the line that will make the problem worse" #68 -
Stevethewizard (07/21/2014) [-] Do you even read? #26 to #19 - Stevethewizard ONLINE (6 hours ago) [-] PS3, so unfortunately I have no console and no big brother admin's minions. Note the (6 hours ago), which puts that three hours before you said to google .setstage. Which, if I could use on PS3, I would simply skip this bullshit quest in its entirety.  there's a quest-based progression command that lets you get past this kind of stuff have you tried downloading the unofficial patch? #26 -
Stevethewizard (07/21/2014) [-] PS3, so unfortunately I have no console and no admin's minions. And before anyone asks, the reason I don't have it for PC is my PC is absolute shit. It's a laptop from approximately 2008, and even then it was low-to-mid tier. A better PC is definitely on my list of things I'm going to get in the near future, right after a decent weapon (looking at swords [probably a bastard sword, definitely not getting a katana]) and a good suit (because I don't have a suit that fits properly. I'm probably going to need to go to a tailor to get a suit for my measurements). #67 -
Stevethewizard (07/21/2014) [-] I didn't place those in order. I said a decent weapon and a good suit, not a decent weapon then a good suit. Conjunction choice is important in situations such as these. | ||
| #2606 - **Stevethewizard rolls 868,513,496** Let's fail this. | 07/21/2014 on Top 10 Things I like About FJ | 0 |
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lostandgoneforever (02/22/2011) [-] Hey saw your comment, didn't realize sorry to have to repost a repost of a repost :(, and why do you favorite **** if it is deleted in 24 hours...?
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Stevethewizard (02/22/2011) [-]
The comments aren't deleted. Some have the source, some have the pic for later, and some just have hilarious conversations.
