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I'm sorry, did you expect something witty here?
This must be rather disappointing for you, then.
I don't know why you're even still reading. This isn't going to suddenly get funny or clever out of nowhere. I'm not as funny as some people may have led you to believe. Those people lied to you, and it's their fault you're disappointed by this. My description isn't anywhere near as witty as I've pretended I am, nor is it funny.
So, yeah. I'm not even sorry that you're sad.

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#41 - thechosentroll (08/18/2015) [-]
>nobody respects him

How could you forget about the single greatest character in the history of Marvel? Hydra Bob looks up to Deadpool as if he were his mentor. Also, the only requirement to be on the avengers is to not been a violent psychopath. That's why they put a leash on Wolverine and don't let the Punisher or Deadpool join. As the PR guys of the superhero world, they really can't afford to have anyone with a decent criminal record on the team, which is a bit of a problem, since Deadpool's killed enough people to fill a small city.
#40 - Stevethewizard (08/18/2015) [-]
I meant to type more there, but I forgot what I was going to say for a bit, then submitted the comment like a dumbass. I remembered it.
Deadpool's boxes are actually a narrator/outside voice of reason (the white box) and Deadpool's own thoughts (both conscious and subconscious, represented by the yellow box).
What's fucked up about that second one is what happened in Deadpool Kills the Marvel Universe: Deadpool was tortured to a point where both the white and yellow boxes were lost to him, and a violent, red box appeared that urged him to kill literally everyone in hopes that he could finally die if the rest of the universe had died. What's fucked up about that is the yellow box represents his thoughts. If he lost the ability to think like he normally thinks and all that was left was a desire for omnicide, that means these thoughts are always present, but he's keeping himself distracted from his tortured existence through his own attempts at humor and interactions with an outside voice only he's fully aware of.
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#38 - thechosentroll (08/18/2015) [-]
I think they may be a bit too retcon-happy sometimes. I mean, I don't even TRY to keep up with the stories of groups like the X-men that get retconned out the ass every 5 minutes. It's just pointless. My experience so far is basically "WOO! I finally understand the clusterfuck that are the stories and persona- wait, what do you mean they retconned half the x-men? Fiiiiiiiiiiine, I'll start all over. *5000 comics later* Whew, finally up to date with all that bullsh- they're rebooting the whole universe? SERIOUSLY?"

All I need to know is that Cyclops is a tool, Jean Gray has finally decided to stay dead, Wolverine is awesome, even though they decided to kill him off......... again, Storm is kind of a bitch now and Jubilee can't decide if she exists or not. Also, for some reason Gambit is nowhere to be seen, which blows, because I liked that fucker. He was my favorite in the old X-men cartoon.

On a side note, I just remembered that Deadpools' wedding included the words "Till retcon do thee apart". I am convinced his schizophrenia was caused by all the retconned personalities clashing with one another. Cause the white box matches the original pretty well and the yellow reminds me of his "lol so random" days when they tried to popularize him and made him an idiot.
#39 - Stevethewizard (08/18/2015) [-]
Deadpool is actually kind of interesting in an analytical way.
He's overall a decent guy, despite the fact his life is literally a tortured existence that knows no end (everyone he's ever loved is either dead or backstabbed him so many times they ended up feeling sorry for him; his cancer is literally only not killing him due to his healing factor, causing him to feel all the physical pain someone dying from cancer feels when their organs don't work properly [and, due to his healing factor, he has literally no way to numb the pain, because it causes all drugs and alcohol to become utterly ineffective on him]; and, to top it all off, nobody respects him. Seriously. The closest he gets to someone respecting him is people acknowledging his skill, people thanking him for help, or people thinking he's Spider-Man. He's been on zero super-hero teams, [Weapon X was not a hero team, it was villainous in nature], and he doesn't officially work for S.H.I.E.L.D., he just takes contracts from them frequently. He's gone as far as begging to be on the Avengers, for fuck's sake; they accept damn near everyone, except for Deadpool for some reason).
#41 - thechosentroll (08/18/2015) [-]
>nobody respects him

How could you forget about the single greatest character in the history of Marvel? Hydra Bob looks up to Deadpool as if he were his mentor. Also, the only requirement to be on the avengers is to not been a violent psychopath. That's why they put a leash on Wolverine and don't let the Punisher or Deadpool join. As the PR guys of the superhero world, they really can't afford to have anyone with a decent criminal record on the team, which is a bit of a problem, since Deadpool's killed enough people to fill a small city.
#40 - Stevethewizard (08/18/2015) [-]
I meant to type more there, but I forgot what I was going to say for a bit, then submitted the comment like a dumbass. I remembered it.
Deadpool's boxes are actually a narrator/outside voice of reason (the white box) and Deadpool's own thoughts (both conscious and subconscious, represented by the yellow box).
What's fucked up about that second one is what happened in Deadpool Kills the Marvel Universe: Deadpool was tortured to a point where both the white and yellow boxes were lost to him, and a violent, red box appeared that urged him to kill literally everyone in hopes that he could finally die if the rest of the universe had died. What's fucked up about that is the yellow box represents his thoughts. If he lost the ability to think like he normally thinks and all that was left was a desire for omnicide, that means these thoughts are always present, but he's keeping himself distracted from his tortured existence through his own attempts at humor and interactions with an outside voice only he's fully aware of.
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#37 - Stevethewizard (08/18/2015) [-]
Also, while I'm thinking about this, this demonstrates a bit of a difference between Marvel and DC.
Marvel likes tying up its loose ends, even if it means retconing something. Most Marvel events have clear beginning and ending points, even if they end up tying into a larger event later.
DC leaves shit open, rarely retconing anything and referencing things they did that were originally a loose end far later. DC's stories tend to leave questions unanswered, and they can start up with no clear leadup and finish with no definitive ending.
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#38 - thechosentroll (08/18/2015) [-]
I think they may be a bit too retcon-happy sometimes. I mean, I don't even TRY to keep up with the stories of groups like the X-men that get retconned out the ass every 5 minutes. It's just pointless. My experience so far is basically "WOO! I finally understand the clusterfuck that are the stories and persona- wait, what do you mean they retconned half the x-men? Fiiiiiiiiiiine, I'll start all over. *5000 comics later* Whew, finally up to date with all that bullsh- they're rebooting the whole universe? SERIOUSLY?"

All I need to know is that Cyclops is a tool, Jean Gray has finally decided to stay dead, Wolverine is awesome, even though they decided to kill him off......... again, Storm is kind of a bitch now and Jubilee can't decide if she exists or not. Also, for some reason Gambit is nowhere to be seen, which blows, because I liked that fucker. He was my favorite in the old X-men cartoon.

On a side note, I just remembered that Deadpools' wedding included the words "Till retcon do thee apart". I am convinced his schizophrenia was caused by all the retconned personalities clashing with one another. Cause the white box matches the original pretty well and the yellow reminds me of his "lol so random" days when they tried to popularize him and made him an idiot.
#39 - Stevethewizard (08/18/2015) [-]
Deadpool is actually kind of interesting in an analytical way.
He's overall a decent guy, despite the fact his life is literally a tortured existence that knows no end (everyone he's ever loved is either dead or backstabbed him so many times they ended up feeling sorry for him; his cancer is literally only not killing him due to his healing factor, causing him to feel all the physical pain someone dying from cancer feels when their organs don't work properly [and, due to his healing factor, he has literally no way to numb the pain, because it causes all drugs and alcohol to become utterly ineffective on him]; and, to top it all off, nobody respects him. Seriously. The closest he gets to someone respecting him is people acknowledging his skill, people thanking him for help, or people thinking he's Spider-Man. He's been on zero super-hero teams, [Weapon X was not a hero team, it was villainous in nature], and he doesn't officially work for S.H.I.E.L.D., he just takes contracts from them frequently. He's gone as far as begging to be on the Avengers, for fuck's sake; they accept damn near everyone, except for Deadpool for some reason).
#41 - thechosentroll (08/18/2015) [-]
>nobody respects him

How could you forget about the single greatest character in the history of Marvel? Hydra Bob looks up to Deadpool as if he were his mentor. Also, the only requirement to be on the avengers is to not been a violent psychopath. That's why they put a leash on Wolverine and don't let the Punisher or Deadpool join. As the PR guys of the superhero world, they really can't afford to have anyone with a decent criminal record on the team, which is a bit of a problem, since Deadpool's killed enough people to fill a small city.
#40 - Stevethewizard (08/18/2015) [-]
I meant to type more there, but I forgot what I was going to say for a bit, then submitted the comment like a dumbass. I remembered it.
Deadpool's boxes are actually a narrator/outside voice of reason (the white box) and Deadpool's own thoughts (both conscious and subconscious, represented by the yellow box).
What's fucked up about that second one is what happened in Deadpool Kills the Marvel Universe: Deadpool was tortured to a point where both the white and yellow boxes were lost to him, and a violent, red box appeared that urged him to kill literally everyone in hopes that he could finally die if the rest of the universe had died. What's fucked up about that is the yellow box represents his thoughts. If he lost the ability to think like he normally thinks and all that was left was a desire for omnicide, that means these thoughts are always present, but he's keeping himself distracted from his tortured existence through his own attempts at humor and interactions with an outside voice only he's fully aware of.
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#35 - thechosentroll (08/18/2015) [-]
I was not aware of that. Which series was all of that explained in? Because, if it was in the X-Men, it's no wonder I missed it. I never read many of those, since I found everyone except Wolverine and Nightcrawler boring.
#36 - Stevethewizard (08/18/2015) [-]
Most of the Inhuman stuff is explained in comics involving Inhumans, which are few and far between because the Inhumans tend to wall themselves off from the rest of the world.
The mutant stuff is explained in the X-Men/various other mutant group comics. They're decent depending on the writer, and a lot of the more recent ones have focused less on action and more on the consequences of any actions they take and them coming into conflict with other groups (Cyclops being a dick recently caused them to fight against the Avengers).
The Beyonder thing started back in '89 in the original Secret Wars event, then the character known as the Beyonder popped up in the early '90s, then the reveal by Xavier happened a lot later, when pretty much everyone had forgotten that the Beyonder was a thing, but people who still remembered him were being dicks and saying stuff like "Oh, we have a god with powers beyond literally anything else in the Marvel multiverse just wandering the streets of New York, but we're not going to do anything with him, because having him fight Thanos wouldn't be a good idea or anything," so Marvel did an Illuminati comic (the Illuminati in Marvel are Black Bolt, Dr. Strange, Reed Richards, Tony Stark, Charles Xavier, Black Panther, Namor, and Steve Rodgers, along with a few other characters occasionally) to retcon him to being a character who wasn't a physical god, but was still close to untouchable, then they neutralized him as a player (I don't remember how they did this, but someone caught him unaware and they did something to keep him from ever being relevant again).

So, yeah.
Long story short, if you want to know how stuff works in Marvel and why different characters are classified differently, it's a lot of information from a lot of different sources, but due to the magic of the interwebs, it doesn't take as long to find anymore. And there are also youtube channels where people go over this shit. That's how I know this.
#37 - Stevethewizard (08/18/2015) [-]
Also, while I'm thinking about this, this demonstrates a bit of a difference between Marvel and DC.
Marvel likes tying up its loose ends, even if it means retconing something. Most Marvel events have clear beginning and ending points, even if they end up tying into a larger event later.
DC leaves shit open, rarely retconing anything and referencing things they did that were originally a loose end far later. DC's stories tend to leave questions unanswered, and they can start up with no clear leadup and finish with no definitive ending.
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#38 - thechosentroll (08/18/2015) [-]
I think they may be a bit too retcon-happy sometimes. I mean, I don't even TRY to keep up with the stories of groups like the X-men that get retconned out the ass every 5 minutes. It's just pointless. My experience so far is basically "WOO! I finally understand the clusterfuck that are the stories and persona- wait, what do you mean they retconned half the x-men? Fiiiiiiiiiiine, I'll start all over. *5000 comics later* Whew, finally up to date with all that bullsh- they're rebooting the whole universe? SERIOUSLY?"

All I need to know is that Cyclops is a tool, Jean Gray has finally decided to stay dead, Wolverine is awesome, even though they decided to kill him off......... again, Storm is kind of a bitch now and Jubilee can't decide if she exists or not. Also, for some reason Gambit is nowhere to be seen, which blows, because I liked that fucker. He was my favorite in the old X-men cartoon.

On a side note, I just remembered that Deadpools' wedding included the words "Till retcon do thee apart". I am convinced his schizophrenia was caused by all the retconned personalities clashing with one another. Cause the white box matches the original pretty well and the yellow reminds me of his "lol so random" days when they tried to popularize him and made him an idiot.
#39 - Stevethewizard (08/18/2015) [-]
Deadpool is actually kind of interesting in an analytical way.
He's overall a decent guy, despite the fact his life is literally a tortured existence that knows no end (everyone he's ever loved is either dead or backstabbed him so many times they ended up feeling sorry for him; his cancer is literally only not killing him due to his healing factor, causing him to feel all the physical pain someone dying from cancer feels when their organs don't work properly [and, due to his healing factor, he has literally no way to numb the pain, because it causes all drugs and alcohol to become utterly ineffective on him]; and, to top it all off, nobody respects him. Seriously. The closest he gets to someone respecting him is people acknowledging his skill, people thanking him for help, or people thinking he's Spider-Man. He's been on zero super-hero teams, [Weapon X was not a hero team, it was villainous in nature], and he doesn't officially work for S.H.I.E.L.D., he just takes contracts from them frequently. He's gone as far as begging to be on the Avengers, for fuck's sake; they accept damn near everyone, except for Deadpool for some reason).
#41 - thechosentroll (08/18/2015) [-]
>nobody respects him

How could you forget about the single greatest character in the history of Marvel? Hydra Bob looks up to Deadpool as if he were his mentor. Also, the only requirement to be on the avengers is to not been a violent psychopath. That's why they put a leash on Wolverine and don't let the Punisher or Deadpool join. As the PR guys of the superhero world, they really can't afford to have anyone with a decent criminal record on the team, which is a bit of a problem, since Deadpool's killed enough people to fill a small city.
#40 - Stevethewizard (08/18/2015) [-]
I meant to type more there, but I forgot what I was going to say for a bit, then submitted the comment like a dumbass. I remembered it.
Deadpool's boxes are actually a narrator/outside voice of reason (the white box) and Deadpool's own thoughts (both conscious and subconscious, represented by the yellow box).
What's fucked up about that second one is what happened in Deadpool Kills the Marvel Universe: Deadpool was tortured to a point where both the white and yellow boxes were lost to him, and a violent, red box appeared that urged him to kill literally everyone in hopes that he could finally die if the rest of the universe had died. What's fucked up about that is the yellow box represents his thoughts. If he lost the ability to think like he normally thinks and all that was left was a desire for omnicide, that means these thoughts are always present, but he's keeping himself distracted from his tortured existence through his own attempts at humor and interactions with an outside voice only he's fully aware of.
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#79 - holycrapimacupcake (08/18/2015) [-]
He was chosen by the Blue Light because the people.o his city are.filled with nothing but hope thank to him. And in every fit he always tries to look on the bright side of everything.
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#77 - emperorwatergate (08/18/2015) [-]
Fun Fact: Several DC Characters have joined the various Corps over the years.

Scarecrow joined the Yellow Lanterns/Sinestro Corps.

As mentioned earlier, The Flash joined the Blue Lanterns.

Guy Gardner, Mera and Supergirl joined the Red Lanterns.

Wonder Woman joined the Purple Lanterns/Star Sapphires.

Lex Luthor joined the Orange Lanterns. Or Orange Lantern. It's complicated.

The Atom joined the Indigo Lanterns. He was the first member ever chosen because of his Compassion.

Hal Jordan and Firestorm joined the Black Lanterns. However, Firestorm didn't choose to become a Black Lantern, and his Black Lantern self split off from the Firestorm Matrix and became Deathstorm.

Dove I, Dove II, Deadman, Swamp Thing and Kyle Rayner joined the White Lanterns.
#80 - Stevethewizard (08/18/2015) [-]
The majority of those were temporary memberships as a part of the Blackest Night event, though.
During Blackest Night, almost everyone that ever died was reanimated as a Black Lantern. The only ones who stayed dead were those who were "at peace" when they died (such as Dove, who was revived as a White Lantern later, for different reasons), or those who were already "undead" in some way (Deadman's body and [iirc] Solomon Grundy were immune, despite being dead in the traditional sense).
To help deal with this, the other Lantern Corps issued rings to the living heroes and villains of Earth, since the majority of the Black Lanterns were on Earth. These rings were issued on a temporary basis, and they were recalled after the Black Lantern threat was dealt with by the activation/creation(?) of the White Lantern Rings and Power Battery, causing most Black Lantern reanimations to be reversed, while some of them were turned into White Lanterns to serve a greater purpose during the Brightest Day storyline.
So, to sum this up, the only permanent ones on the list were Guy Gardner, Supergirl, and Kyle Rayner. Gardner wasn't meant to be a permanent one (he was meant to be a Green Lantern plant in the Red Lantern Corp), but he fully embraced the aspect of Rage due to feeling abandoned by the Green Lanterns and being considered the worst of Earth's Green Lanterns. He then usurped control of the Red Lantern Corp from Atrocitus, the founder of the Red Lanterns, proving that he's at least as capable as Hal Jordan, who at one point killed literally every other Green Lantern because he was being manipulated by Parallax, the Fear entity housed within the Green Lantern central power battery.

tl;dr: I know how messed up DC's storytelling gets. It's occasionally awesome, especially since they rarely retcon anything without resetting their entire multiverse, so we get shit like multiple "Flash"-es showing up simultaneously because they're all still alive due to having their aging slowed by shit that happened way back in the 1950's.
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#74 - aangbingo (08/17/2015) [-]
The Rogues wanted to get even with Inertia, and they got pretty pissed off with him seeing as he kept getting away AND he killed Bart Allen. So they end up ambushing Inertia, killing him and leaving a note by his body saying "Tell the Flash we are even".
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#95 - rockergamer (08/18/2015) [-]
could you link the comic?

pls respond
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#96 - aangbingo (08/18/2015) [-]
No idea on a link, but the comic is Final Crisis: Rogues' Revenge Vol 1 #3.
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#97 - rockergamer (08/18/2015) [-]
thankyou
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#35 - dragonnhawke (08/16/2015) [-]
I don't really agree, but I don't want to argue, we can at least agree that Gold is indeed quite shiny :3

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you're a lizard
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Hey saw your comment, didn't realize sorry to have to repost a repost of a repost :(, and why do you favorite **** if it is deleted in 24 hours...?
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The comments aren't deleted. Some have the source, some have the pic for later, and some just have hilarious conversations.
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