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Stevethewizard

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Gender: male
Age: 22
Steam Profile: StevetheWizard
Date Signed Up:10/17/2010
Last Login:1/12/2016
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Comment Ranking:#1967
Highest Content Rank:#3322
Highest Comment Rank:#1787
Content Thumbs: 327 total,  445 ,  118
Comment Thumbs: 6886 total,  8200 ,  1314
Content Level Progress: 90% (9/10)
Level 30 Content: Peasant → Level 31 Content: Peasant
Comment Level Progress: 58% (58/100)
Level 258 Comments: Contaminated Win → Level 259 Comments: Contaminated Win
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Content Views:28204
Times Content Favorited:81 times
Total Comments Made:2609
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Pervy Wizard of FunnyJunk.
I'm sorry, did you expect something witty here?
This must be rather disappointing for you, then.
I don't know why you're even still reading. This isn't going to suddenly get funny or clever out of nowhere. I'm not as funny as some people may have led you to believe. Those people lied to you, and it's their fault you're disappointed by this. My description isn't anywhere near as witty as I've pretended I am, nor is it funny.
So, yeah. I'm not even sorry that you're sad.

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#374 - Exactly. He's on the level of gods, but he's not omnipoten… 11/10/2015 on Shomen Manga Vs Shonen Manga 0
#46 - The Emperor's Imperium would work hand-in-hand with the **… 11/09/2015 on cant tell if its heresy or... 0
#45 - The Xeno claimed that the God-Emperor of Humankind is magical.…  [+] (1 new reply) 11/09/2015 on cant tell if its heresy or... +5
#57 - pjers (01/01/2016) [-]
1-not if you ask big-E
2-not if you ask big-E
3-not if you ask big-E
plus the imperium has some diplomatic channels with both the Eldar & Tau.
#36 - The creator stopped because he finished what he was doing with…  [+] (1 new reply) 11/09/2015 on A Friendly Orc's Daily Life... +8
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#54 - chuca (11/10/2015) [-]
That's good, when he stopped awhile back there was a bunch of people which said that was the reason. Glad to know it wasn't something stupid like that.
#18 - Apparently, in my high school, I attained somewhat legendary s…  [+] (5 new replies) 11/09/2015 on Legendary -4
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#29 - gespony (11/10/2015) [-]
where are you now in life? laziness is killer in university and its there where it counts.
#35 - Stevethewizard (11/10/2015) [-]
Working off student loan debt.
At $16/hr.

My ability to work selectively actually helped out quite a bit in college. I had a few professors who would "assign" work that wasn't actually turned in or graded, so I just made sure I understood the work I was supposed to be doing, then proved I understood it on the tests. Saved me a lot of time and energy, which really helped out a student who was (and still is) muddling through severe depression (yes, actually diagnosed, not self-diagnosed. I was on meds for the better part of middle school, then I had to do without for at least three years because no insurance, then I got insurance again in high school, but the side-effects on the only antidepressant that my insurance actually fucking covered [pro tip: shitty insurance doesn't cover a lot of medications] had side-effects that made me legit want to die, so I stopped taking it. Eventually, I moved out of my parents' house [and a month later, they got divorced, because I was acting like a marriage counselor literally every time they had even a tiny fight, because neither of them were able to have a fucking conversation with the other, but I digress], and due to being 18 and no longer living with them, and the fact that my insurance cost them money, my insurance got dropped, so I've been completely unmedicated for approximately 6 years). Likewise, my ability to write essays well actually got me an A on a paper about a book I didn't actually read.
College was easier than high school.
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#58 - manza (11/10/2015) [-]
k
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#34 - ninjabadger (11/10/2015) [-]
Can confirm, laziness is killing me slowly.

But dammit does it feel right.
#28 - anon (11/10/2015) [-]
I thought you were about to have an actual cool story there. But you just kinda bragged at how high school took no effort for you...but high school was easy as fuck, so that isn't really an accomplishment. Did you go to a really small school or something that that would allow you to achieve "legendary" status?
#33 - All of us. It's why I stopped going. Forgot where I put my… 11/09/2015 on (untitled) +1
#3168 - **Stevethewizard used "*roll picture*"** **Stevethewizard r… 11/09/2015 on Final Giveaway 0
#3162 - **Stevethewizard used "*roll picture*"** **Stevethewizard r…  [+] (1 new reply) 11/09/2015 on Final Giveaway 0
#3168 - Stevethewizard (11/09/2015) [-]
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**Stevethewizard rolled image** And there. Entering five times will do nothing to improve my odds, as I never win anything.
#3161 - **Stevethewizard used "*roll picture*"** **Stevethewizard r…  [+] (2 new replies) 11/09/2015 on Final Giveaway 0
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#3168 - Stevethewizard (11/09/2015) [-]
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**Stevethewizard rolled image** And there. Entering five times will do nothing to improve my odds, as I never win anything.
#3159 - **Stevethewizard used "*roll picture*"** **Stevethewizard r…  [+] (3 new replies) 11/09/2015 on Final Giveaway 0
#3161 - Stevethewizard (11/09/2015) [-]
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#3162 - Stevethewizard (11/09/2015) [-]
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#3168 - Stevethewizard (11/09/2015) [-]
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**Stevethewizard rolled image** And there. Entering five times will do nothing to improve my odds, as I never win anything.
#3142 - **Stevethewizard used "*roll picture*"** **Stevethewizard r…  [+] (4 new replies) 11/09/2015 on Final Giveaway 0
#3159 - Stevethewizard (11/09/2015) [-]
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**Stevethewizard rolled image** Might as well get all five entries out of the way.
#3161 - Stevethewizard (11/09/2015) [-]
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#3168 - Stevethewizard (11/09/2015) [-]
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**Stevethewizard rolled image** And there. Entering five times will do nothing to improve my odds, as I never win anything.
#370 - 'tis a joke, m80. 11/09/2015 on Shomen Manga Vs Shonen Manga 0
#26 - I think you have a problem.  [+] (1 new reply) 11/09/2015 on Moon Bridge +8
#45 - hatapon (11/09/2015) [-]
Let's not be so quick to judge- It is conceivable that he MAY have a problem.
#80 - Even so, he's not an insane murderer. He's the guy who s… 11/09/2015 on Some Undertale spam +2
#79 - Omega Flowey and the true Pacifist ending boss, whose na… 11/09/2015 on Some Undertale spam +1
#219 - Had to be done. 11/09/2015 on SFW Neko girls 0
#287 - No powers or parents? Man, he really is Batman.  [+] (2 new replies) 11/09/2015 on Shomen Manga Vs Shonen Manga 0
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#366 - ljxjlos (11/09/2015) [-]
Not really, he´s actually a neat character... so pretty much absolutely NOT Batman.
#370 - Stevethewizard (11/09/2015) [-]
'tis a joke, m80.
#286 - You're taking **** out of context. He doesn't turn into…  [+] (3 new replies) 11/09/2015 on Shomen Manga Vs Shonen Manga 0
#373 - xxitzchubbsxx (11/10/2015) [-]
I'm not taking it out of context. The name of the transformation is literally Super Saiyan God. Now that's not like saying Kami which is translated into God. It is literally calling him a God. There is a movie which actually refers to them both as gods. There is no taking this out of context. Simply he is a god.
Superman prime sounds like the dumbest piece of shit. If you pitted Goku against Superman prime like that. It would be the same as agreeing to a fist fight and then bringing a black hole with you.
#375 - Stevethewizard (11/10/2015) [-]
That's also why Goku is a better character than Superman.
Goku is effectively human, but he always strives to improve himself.
Superman is effectively God, but for story reasons he's dumb as fuck, because having him be smart would make it so there's no actual way for anything to pose a threat against him.
#374 - Stevethewizard (11/10/2015) [-]
Exactly.
He's on the level of gods, but he's not omnipotent. He's on the level of Greek, Egyptian, or Norse gods.
Superman Prime is on the level of the Judeo-Christian God: for all practical purposes, he's omnipotent.
Thor can command lightning, and can be slain in battle. The Judeo-Christian God can turn people into pillars of salt, and is incorporeal.
#281 - >A kid who was born without any. Without any what? With…  [+] (4 new replies) 11/09/2015 on Shomen Manga Vs Shonen Manga 0
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#284 - TheMather (11/09/2015) [-]
Without any powers.
#287 - Stevethewizard (11/09/2015) [-]
No powers or parents? Man, he really is Batman.
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#366 - ljxjlos (11/09/2015) [-]
Not really, he´s actually a neat character... so pretty much absolutely NOT Batman.
#370 - Stevethewizard (11/09/2015) [-]
'tis a joke, m80.
#56 - It wasn't a bad game. It just wasn't a Fallout game. I… 11/08/2015 on Fallout 4 review leaked 0
#58 - Hmm... another on this site claiming to be a wizard. I hop… 11/08/2015 on (untitled) 0
#71 - >Saitima >Needing backup He'd just win. Win… 11/08/2015 on Match 0
#319 - Well, even though I literally never win anything ever, I might… 11/08/2015 on Second to last giveaway 0
#327 - Well, might as well try. 11/08/2015 on Guest Giveaways! 0
#140 - But it wouldn't be exposed. Heat could potentially be an issue… 11/06/2015 on Diamonds 0

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User avatar #3 - hotpost (12/27/2014) [-]
you're a lizard
User avatar #1 - lostandgoneforever (02/22/2011) [-]
Hey saw your comment, didn't realize sorry to have to repost a repost of a repost :(, and why do you favorite **** if it is deleted in 24 hours...?
#2 to #1 - Stevethewizard (02/22/2011) [-]
The comments aren't deleted. Some have the source, some have the pic for later, and some just have hilarious conversations.
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