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Steam Profile: StevetheWizard
Date Signed Up:10/17/2010
Last Login:1/12/2016
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Pervy Wizard of FunnyJunk.
I'm sorry, did you expect something witty here?
This must be rather disappointing for you, then.
I don't know why you're even still reading. This isn't going to suddenly get funny or clever out of nowhere. I'm not as funny as some people may have led you to believe. Those people lied to you, and it's their fault you're disappointed by this. My description isn't anywhere near as witty as I've pretended I am, nor is it funny.
So, yeah. I'm not even sorry that you're sad.

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#57 - #5 just goes to show that America really is exactly that retarded. 11/18/2015 on Interesting Fun Facts Part 2 +1
#100 - No one cared how I looked until I put on the mask. 11/18/2015 on Superhero transformation +1
#69 - No... You dread the day you don't see a Chameleon Deathclaw. 11/17/2015 on Fallout +1
#13 - Also Stone Sour. Corey Taylor grew up in Des Moines. I use…  [+] (2 new replies) 11/16/2015 on Stop complaining 0
#31 - proughboy (11/16/2015) [-]
We also got Ashton Kutcher
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#15 - zenler (11/16/2015) [-]
dam man nice, wasn't much of a fan but still neato
#76 - I've been to Walmart before. I'm friends with a former man…  [+] (1 new reply) 11/16/2015 on Morbid! 0
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#77 - nachobeldavid (11/16/2015) [-]
No, you've never been to a Walmart before.
#5 - Technically, it's always been legal in Iowa. In Iowa, ther…  [+] (7 new replies) 11/16/2015 on Stop complaining +12
#55 - anon (11/16/2015) [-]
This comment forced me to move in with my aunt in Iowa.
#70 - yugiohkris (11/17/2015) [-]
Holy shit what a reference.
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#50 - slothboner (11/16/2015) [-]
Your football team is about to catch an ear of corn in the ass from THE CORNHUSKERS MOTHERFUCKER GO BIG RED
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#6 - zenler (11/16/2015) [-]
dont forget u got slipknot
#13 - Stevethewizard (11/16/2015) [-]
Also Stone Sour.
Corey Taylor grew up in Des Moines. I used to hang out with a group of guys that met him at an MTG tournament (he apparently isn't very good at the game, but by all accounts he's a terrific person).
#31 - proughboy (11/16/2015) [-]
We also got Ashton Kutcher
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#15 - zenler (11/16/2015) [-]
dam man nice, wasn't much of a fan but still neato
#12 - Except they weren't actually aliens until Fallout 3, In Fa…  [+] (3 new replies) 11/16/2015 on Ayy lmao 0
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#16 - ifightdragons (11/16/2015) [-]
werent there ufos?
#17 - anon (11/16/2015) [-]
as easter eggs yes in fallout 1 you come across a downed ufo that says "if found return to area 51" it was an easter egg not lore. bethesda , i guess took that easter egg as interplay saying "there is legit aliens running a muck" so yeah i can go in to SEVERAL things bethesda FUCKED UP HARD on.
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#15 - warioteam (11/16/2015) [-]
Bethesda confirmed worse fallout game developers
#163 - Needs more Big Boss. 11/16/2015 on 20~ish faces from fallout 4 0
#61 - ... I'm not saying they aren't available for download. Rea… 11/16/2015 on Morbid! 0
#18 - 1. That's ******* obvious. Have you people never heard …  [+] (1 new reply) 11/16/2015 on Burger guide -2
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#25 - bananeurysm (11/16/2015) [-]
salty much? lmao
#43 - It works. 11/16/2015 on Dreemurr Reborn |... +1
#41 - ... Please add me to the list. 11/16/2015 on Dreemurr Reborn |... +1
#51 - They'll replace anything within 30 days. Granted, since the ga…  [+] (3 new replies) 11/16/2015 on Morbid! 0
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#75 - nachobeldavid (11/16/2015) [-]
Haha, you've never been to a Walmart before, have you?
#76 - Stevethewizard (11/16/2015) [-]
I've been to Walmart before.
I'm friends with a former manager of a Walmart.
Effectively, unless the customer is in the process of throwing a fit and/or threatening a BBB complaint, they're supposed to try to weasel a way out of replacing it.
That's also the quickest way to make your warranty cover things it's not technically supposed to cover, so, if you don't mind acting like a shitty person, they're an incredible resource.
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#77 - nachobeldavid (11/16/2015) [-]
No, you've never been to a Walmart before.
#47 - The vast majority of console games (e.g., Xbox One games, such…  [+] (10 new replies) 11/16/2015 on Morbid! 0
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#84 - letriggs (11/16/2015) [-]
xbox one does use blu rays
#62 - anon (11/16/2015) [-]
The xbox one does actually use blu ray discs, you heathen.
#58 - figatron (11/16/2015) [-]
what console games aren't available digitally? I don't get discs at all anymore.
#61 - Stevethewizard (11/16/2015) [-]
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I'm not saying they aren't available for download. Read the fucking comment.
I'm saying the physical copies don't come with a digital download, unlike the vast majority of publishers have begun doing with the PC versions of games. Even fucking EA does this shit for their PC releases.
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#49 - nachobeldavid (11/16/2015) [-]
Also, walmart will replace anything.
#51 - Stevethewizard (11/16/2015) [-]
They'll replace anything within 30 days. Granted, since the game came out on the 10th (6 days ago), it would be replaceable... assuming you still have your receipt.
After that, there's the one year "service plan", which is approximately $5 but entirely superfluous for most people, and doesn't cover intentional damage or damage due to "neglect". What, exactly, they're able to get out of by saying it doesn't cover "neglect" is unspecified, but since it's Walmart, you can bet they'll try to weasel their way out of anything to avoid handing over a new copy.
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#75 - nachobeldavid (11/16/2015) [-]
Haha, you've never been to a Walmart before, have you?
#76 - Stevethewizard (11/16/2015) [-]
I've been to Walmart before.
I'm friends with a former manager of a Walmart.
Effectively, unless the customer is in the process of throwing a fit and/or threatening a BBB complaint, they're supposed to try to weasel a way out of replacing it.
That's also the quickest way to make your warranty cover things it's not technically supposed to cover, so, if you don't mind acting like a shitty person, they're an incredible resource.
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#77 - nachobeldavid (11/16/2015) [-]
No, you've never been to a Walmart before.
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#48 - nachobeldavid (11/16/2015) [-]
Sounds like I'm in the wrong business.
#12 - Team Rocket is broke. Their "evil schemes" are w… 11/16/2015 on The difference is obvious 0
#42 - Physical copies, which can become damaged (disc can become scr…  [+] (2 new replies) 11/16/2015 on Morbid! -3
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#91 - subaqueousreach (11/16/2015) [-]
I have tons of physical copies of games, some from the early 90's even, all in good working condition. You just have to look after your shit, it's not that hard to do.

"Either you are completely insecure" says the guys who feels the need to classify people based on what products they buy in order to reaffirm his "position in the gaming hierarchy".
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#39 - >Physical copies of a game I'd ask if he was casua…  [+] (26 new replies) 11/16/2015 on Morbid! -6
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#71 - kiaserzerg (11/16/2015) [-]
i can return a physical copy within 7 days for full price,just like i did for destiny. my friend hated it but got digital. i hated it but had a disk. take a guess who still has it, and who got back 60 dollars.
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#111 - lotengo (11/16/2015) [-]
**lotengo rubs his hands like Merkel**
I remember buying gameboy advance games on saturday, the stores had a 1 day trade policy.
Played all weekend and monday, traded it for the game i acually intended to buy

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#79 - legodude (11/16/2015) [-]
I can return a digital copy on steam too.
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#135 - legodude (11/17/2015) [-]
subaqueousreach why down thumb faggot?
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#136 - subaqueousreach (11/18/2015) [-]
Why do you care so much about a thumb?
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#137 - legodude (11/18/2015) [-]
I don't really, want to know why you thumbed down, I spoke the truth...
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#83 - ILoveFurries (11/16/2015) [-]
Not after 2 hours.
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#130 - legodude (11/16/2015) [-]
I've returned games I've played for longer than two hours
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#131 - ILoveFurries (11/16/2015) [-]
Ech. Just took a look at their refund policy and they say any game can be returned no matter what, but only if the refund is requested no more than 14 days from the purchase date and played for two hours or less, but then they also say even if those requirements are exceeded, they'll still take a look at the request and may offer a refund.

store.steampowered.com/steam_refunds/
#57 - electrictroll (11/16/2015) [-]
I bought a physical copy, it was cheaper than buying it on steam, i had a gift card, and the perk poster followed with it.
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#45 - nachobeldavid (11/16/2015) [-]
Doesn't all that shit come with digital copies these days?
#47 - Stevethewizard (11/16/2015) [-]
The vast majority of console games (e.g., Xbox One games, such as displayed in the content) do not come with digital copies, because people seem to think discs are indestructible now, even though there haven't been any actual improvements to the materials the discs are made from outside of Blu Ray discs, which the Xbox One doesn't use.

So, to answer your question directly, not unless you're playing on PC. Which this guy obviously wasn't, unless he bought a disc he wasn't ever going to use for the sole purpose of a picture on the internet, which would likely make this the most expensive pic he's ever taken.
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#84 - letriggs (11/16/2015) [-]
xbox one does use blu rays
#62 - anon (11/16/2015) [-]
The xbox one does actually use blu ray discs, you heathen.
#58 - figatron (11/16/2015) [-]
what console games aren't available digitally? I don't get discs at all anymore.
#61 - Stevethewizard (11/16/2015) [-]
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I'm not saying they aren't available for download. Read the fucking comment.
I'm saying the physical copies don't come with a digital download, unlike the vast majority of publishers have begun doing with the PC versions of games. Even fucking EA does this shit for their PC releases.
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#49 - nachobeldavid (11/16/2015) [-]
Also, walmart will replace anything.
#51 - Stevethewizard (11/16/2015) [-]
They'll replace anything within 30 days. Granted, since the game came out on the 10th (6 days ago), it would be replaceable... assuming you still have your receipt.
After that, there's the one year "service plan", which is approximately $5 but entirely superfluous for most people, and doesn't cover intentional damage or damage due to "neglect". What, exactly, they're able to get out of by saying it doesn't cover "neglect" is unspecified, but since it's Walmart, you can bet they'll try to weasel their way out of anything to avoid handing over a new copy.
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#75 - nachobeldavid (11/16/2015) [-]
Haha, you've never been to a Walmart before, have you?
#76 - Stevethewizard (11/16/2015) [-]
I've been to Walmart before.
I'm friends with a former manager of a Walmart.
Effectively, unless the customer is in the process of throwing a fit and/or threatening a BBB complaint, they're supposed to try to weasel a way out of replacing it.
That's also the quickest way to make your warranty cover things it's not technically supposed to cover, so, if you don't mind acting like a shitty person, they're an incredible resource.
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#77 - nachobeldavid (11/16/2015) [-]
No, you've never been to a Walmart before.
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#48 - nachobeldavid (11/16/2015) [-]
Sounds like I'm in the wrong business.
#40 - anon (11/16/2015) [-]
...What? Physical copies, wanting to have it in your hand wanting to collect things that you enjoy... this makes you a casual? Let me ask, are you stupid? because you sound pretty stupid.
#42 - Stevethewizard (11/16/2015) [-]
Physical copies, which can become damaged (disc can become scratched, or warped if you're enough of a dumbass to leave the disc in a drive of a system that's constantly running), and which have no fix short of replacement if they do become damaged.
Physical copies aren't a benefit unless you have non-physical backup, in which case you're better just using the physical copy as a display of the fact you own the game, and just using your non-physical copy.
Then again, needing to display that you own a game means either you are completely insecure and crave the attention and approval of others, or you have literally no long-term memory.
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#91 - subaqueousreach (11/16/2015) [-]
I have tons of physical copies of games, some from the early 90's even, all in good working condition. You just have to look after your shit, it's not that hard to do.

"Either you are completely insecure" says the guys who feels the need to classify people based on what products they buy in order to reaffirm his "position in the gaming hierarchy".
#89 - kiaserzerg has deleted their comment.
#103 - Nah, man. That was a sick roll. 11/15/2015 on Undertale Comp +6
#47 - Thanks, boss. 11/15/2015 on When you realize how fucked... 0
#6 - They're Aussies. If they call you "mate", they t…  [+] (2 new replies) 11/13/2015 on Spiuder +4
#7 - iderpedintofj (11/13/2015) [-]
So it's like Philadelphia?

If someone's giving you shit, it means they either like you or hate you enough to talk shit.

Typically you know where you stand.
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#14 - mpghbombsaway (11/13/2015) [-]
I live in philadelphia, can confirm this is accurate
#8 - That's one good side to some of the programs I have. If th… 11/13/2015 on Windows 10 joke 0
#52 - $10, ***** . You know who pirates a $10 game? A … 11/13/2015 on Undertale, sans fight... +3
#122 - Nah. It's nothing against the devs, I just don't let myself ge… 11/13/2015 on (untitled) 0
#118 - Comment deleted 11/13/2015 on (untitled) 0
#111 - Yeah. No harm, no foul.  [+] (6 new replies) 11/13/2015 on (untitled) 0
#131 - silentpaper (11/13/2015) [-]
makes perfect sense. i got all hyped up for mgs5 and for the first 100+ hours it really lived up to, actually, it fucking shattered my expectations. then it just ended without concluding shit
#113 - silentpaper (11/13/2015) [-]
looking forward to jc3? im kinda wishing i used my fallout money to get that one instead at this point.
#122 - Stevethewizard (11/13/2015) [-]
Nah. It's nothing against the devs, I just don't let myself get hyped for games anymore.
It's a bad choice. If I get hyped, most games don't live up to my expectations, and it ruins my experience if it doesn't. If I don't get hyped, I don't have expectations of the game, and I can play it for what it is, instead of comparing it to an ideal that is almost impossible to live up to.
#119 - silentpaper (11/13/2015) [-]
all i want from just cause 3 is to surf on top of an airplane, blow shit up with c4, and have infinite parachutes in my backpack yes, essentially just more jc2 . they do that, i will be pleased.
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#114 - silentpaper (11/13/2015) [-]
not that fallout isnt a great game, but it could have been so much better.

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User avatar #3 - hotpost (12/27/2014) [-]
you're a lizard
User avatar #1 - lostandgoneforever (02/22/2011) [-]
Hey saw your comment, didn't realize sorry to have to repost a repost of a repost :(, and why do you favorite **** if it is deleted in 24 hours...?
#2 to #1 - Stevethewizard (02/22/2011) [-]
The comments aren't deleted. Some have the source, some have the pic for later, and some just have hilarious conversations.
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