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#33 - In which case I'd like to ask you where you are working, becau… 09/18/2014 on No Job 0
#15 - I hate to break it to you, but yeah, they are. I'm not saying …  [+] (2 new replies) 09/18/2014 on No Job -2
#17 - noonelikesdan (09/18/2014) [-]
And I hate to break it to you, but they really aren't, I had a word with my manager the other day about why he didn't hire this guy ( I have tat's and piercings in visible locations, but they're subtle, I'm also the senior of my department). I thought it was because the guy had less subtle tat's than me but apparently the guy was really unconvincing in the interview so the manager told him to get some interview practice in and come back with some more confidence. My manager is an awesome guy. That was completely off topic I know, but just that my place place of work decides to employ people who are skilled and confident no matter what they choose to decorate themselves with is really what every company should be doing.
#33 - StealerShock (09/18/2014) [-]
In which case I'd like to ask you where you are working, because that will give us both an idea of the different areas of life we are talking about. Every person I have spoken to about the matter has been some kind of CEO or partner of a high ranking city firm, be it metal trading, banking, insurance, or whatever. They have all said, without exception, that anyone with tattoos in visible places, or lots of piercings (or any piercings at all on a guy), would never be taken into a business meeting, and probably would be severely hindered in their progress when trying to reach above a certain level in the company. And they all said it was exactly the same in every other high-flying company they have ever worked with.

In fact, a few of the people said that people will just flat out not be hired, as the fact that they have visible tattoos, or stretchers, or anything like that, displays the wrong kind of image for the company.

You will probably find this to be the case in anywhere such as a bank; mid to high-end retail establishments like John Lewis or Selfridges; or an investment management firm such as the one my father currently works at. It's a simple, and very irritating, fact of life. But who know, it seems that as tattoos and piercings are becoming more common in our society, even these businesses may have to change their views eventually.
#107 - The last girl? no. The one before her, without a moment's thought... 09/08/2014 on Of course, I will always... 0
#2 - If only it was that quick and easy, in reality it takes my sna… 09/03/2014 on Cewl stuff 0
#8 - Cheers 09/03/2014 on Denmark trains some "raw"... +1
#6 - Anyone have the source for this? I'm actually interested to watch it  [+] (6 new replies) 09/03/2014 on Denmark trains some "raw"... +1
User avatar #7 - teranin (09/03/2014) [-]
TV series called "Gay Army"
User avatar #73 - hellomynameisbill (09/04/2014) [-]
By name only, I can tell that this is comedy gold
User avatar #44 - wumbido (09/04/2014) [-]
you mean 9gag army?
#24 - fillytickler (09/04/2014) [-]
That can't be right.
#25 - fillytickler (09/04/2014) [-]
Fuck it is.
#8 - StealerShock (09/03/2014) [-]
Cheers
#10 - Pro tip: not a boa, it's a royal python  [+] (4 new replies) 09/03/2014 on Well, shit. +15
#24 - meatygoodness (09/03/2014) [-]
Boa was quicker to write than python and it was almost 3 in the morning, but you're right
User avatar #59 - salihzzz (09/03/2014) [-]
no time to write Python
Time to find a reaction pick

Pick one, mary one, kill one
User avatar #61 - meatygoodness (09/03/2014) [-]
Nigga I got my priorities straight
#66 - salihzzz (09/03/2014) [-]
you win this time
#19 - search for her on encyclopedia dramatica, her page on that has… 08/31/2014 on Possible quinn faggotry... 0
#37 - a) yes, dentists do pull teeth, and it hurts like a bitch if y…  [+] (1 new reply) 08/28/2014 on The Autumn Adder from... 0
User avatar #38 - baltaismelnais (08/28/2014) [-]
a) First off, I never said I'd let anyone unqualified to do that. I know how it feels without anaesthetic, I had to go to a retarded dentist cheapfuck who even drilled my teeths nerves several times.
c) I'm lazy to categorize poison and venom. The main idea remains the same, a deadly or painful toxin, in most cases also possesing side effects. As for which bites worse, I don't know, sicne infection can kill if not treated in time, but same is with poison/venom.

Not feed it things that smell like me? And visit professionals prior to obtaining one in order to learn more about raising snakes. I'm not stupid enough to take one to my home without studying more on the subject
#35 - a) so it wouldn't be cruel if I took out your teeth and finger…  [+] (3 new replies) 08/28/2014 on The Autumn Adder from... 0
User avatar #36 - baltaismelnais (08/28/2014) [-]
a) I wouldn't mind it. Got my hand crammed in a door, had to remove several nails. Doesn't feel that bad. And as for teeth, dentists do that.
b)True
c)Silly, dogs don't have venomous fangs. That rule applies only to animals with poison.

Well, not that I'm retarded and won't keep it in a big ass aquarium. Jk, I am retarded. The rest there is to it is not to trigger the snake into biting me
#37 - StealerShock (08/28/2014) [-]
a) yes, dentists do pull teeth, and it hurts like a bitch if you don't use anaesthetic. and I'm willing to bet that anyone who thinks that an easy way round owning a venomous snake is to have it's fangs removed isn't too concerned about the happiness or welfare of the animal, so probably wouldn't bother.
b) glad we can agree on that
c) the fact that you called it poison not venom really shows how qualified you are to comment on the subject, and given that I own a couple of mildly venomous snakes (don't need a license for them due to legal loophole regarding the method via which they deliver their venom) I can tell you I would much rather take a bite from one of them than from the average dog, much lower risk of infection.

and how exactly do you plan on training a notoriously grumpy and nervous species of snake to not see you as food if you so much as smell the tiniest bit like its food?
User avatar #38 - baltaismelnais (08/28/2014) [-]
a) First off, I never said I'd let anyone unqualified to do that. I know how it feels without anaesthetic, I had to go to a retarded dentist cheapfuck who even drilled my teeths nerves several times.
c) I'm lazy to categorize poison and venom. The main idea remains the same, a deadly or painful toxin, in most cases also possesing side effects. As for which bites worse, I don't know, sicne infection can kill if not treated in time, but same is with poison/venom.

Not feed it things that smell like me? And visit professionals prior to obtaining one in order to learn more about raising snakes. I'm not stupid enough to take one to my home without studying more on the subject
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User avatar #1 - Stabbers (11/10/2010) [-]
hey man
#2 to #1 - StealerShock (11/10/2010) [-]
hey, where r the pics? from what i can see, you r ******* hot
User avatar #3 to #2 - Stabbers (11/10/2010) [-]
click on my profile and go to the **** uploads and BAM there they are :P
#4 to #3 - StealerShock (11/10/2010) [-]
only two of them work, i wanna see your gorgeous pussy :P
User avatar #5 to #4 - Stabbers (11/10/2010) [-]
thats only for special people
#6 to #5 - StealerShock (11/10/2010) [-]
and how do i become one of these special people?
User avatar #7 to #6 - Stabbers (11/10/2010) [-]
iunno o.o
#8 to #7 - StealerShock (11/10/2010) [-]
do you have skype?
User avatar #9 to #8 - Stabbers (11/10/2010) [-]
nopers :/ im too lazy to make it work on a mac
#10 to #9 - StealerShock (11/10/2010) [-]
ok, what's ur email? i can send you pics if you want?
User avatar #11 to #10 - Stabbers (11/10/2010) [-]
lol you dont have to. but gc_billy_666@ You need to login to view this link if you want
#12 to #11 - StealerShock (11/10/2010) [-]
it's not working, it doesn't send
User avatar #13 to #12 - Stabbers (11/10/2010) [-]
sorry :/
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