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#1922017 - seconded 12/05/2012 on MMORPG ITEM COLLECTIVE... 0
#77 - Oh, but we do. 12/05/2012 on Two people mixed up 0
#191 - I just want to distance myself from the radical feminists who …  [+] (1 new reply) 12/04/2012 on 4chan on feminism 0
User avatar #267 - ocbymii (12/05/2012) [-]
Oh no of course not! Very many have good solid points and stand on good ground. Definitely. Guess I just have to make my statements more clear.
#182 - Real feminists don't hate men. You seem to think otherwise. Do…  [+] (3 new replies) 12/04/2012 on 4chan on feminism 0
User avatar #188 - ocbymii (12/04/2012) [-]
Umm, I was referring to those that have equal rights as citizens, like in the US or canada. I do realize there are people in the middle east where females are not equal, but these are 3000 year old ways of culture and living. its a valid point, but it doesnt apply to angry women who call themselves feminists and hate and hate and hate :l
User avatar #191 - Stalin (12/04/2012) [-]
I just want to distance myself from the radical feminists who rage and hate on men. I completely agree with you on that. But don't discredit feminism because of a few bad eggs.
User avatar #267 - ocbymii (12/05/2012) [-]
Oh no of course not! Very many have good solid points and stand on good ground. Definitely. Guess I just have to make my statements more clear.
#1994787 - Hey, bro, I do what I can. 12/04/2012 on My Little Pony fanfiction,... 0
#140 - Success. 12/04/2012 on Sarcastic Russian 0
#158 - That's called radical feminism; your mother is a straw feminis…  [+] (6 new replies) 12/04/2012 on 4chan on feminism 0
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User avatar #166 - ocbymii (12/04/2012) [-]
But wouldn't giving them all of these "freedoms" and "opportunities" (that they already have) just give them more reason to hate on men for them "GIVING" women these rights? I dunno man, seems like you can't win. But if you can't win, at least try not to lose. lol
User avatar #182 - Stalin (12/04/2012) [-]
Real feminists don't hate men. You seem to think otherwise. Do you really believe that women "already have" the same freedoms and opportunities as men? Look at most areas of the Middle East, where so many women are bound by Sharia Law. Look at the United States, where in so many states there are battles to deny access to contraception and abortion.

I agree with the feminist platform. I disagree with the radical, extremist members that villainize men. If you think giving women more freedoms and opportunities would make them hate men more, you're sorely mistaken.

It's sad and disgusting how sexist this site has become.
User avatar #188 - ocbymii (12/04/2012) [-]
Umm, I was referring to those that have equal rights as citizens, like in the US or canada. I do realize there are people in the middle east where females are not equal, but these are 3000 year old ways of culture and living. its a valid point, but it doesnt apply to angry women who call themselves feminists and hate and hate and hate :l
User avatar #191 - Stalin (12/04/2012) [-]
I just want to distance myself from the radical feminists who rage and hate on men. I completely agree with you on that. But don't discredit feminism because of a few bad eggs.
User avatar #267 - ocbymii (12/05/2012) [-]
Oh no of course not! Very many have good solid points and stand on good ground. Definitely. Guess I just have to make my statements more clear.
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#364 - Would you please follow up with the world's most precious resource?  [+] (1 new reply) 05/01/2012 on UMAD AFRICA? 0
User avatar #391 - vserras (05/01/2012) [-]
the earth's most precious resource is simply the most expensive resource that humanity as a whole needs, and that's not water.
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User avatar #116 - lordheckler (03/17/2012) [-]
you dirty duck!
User avatar #117 to #129 - Stalin (03/19/2012) [-]
I leave funnyjunk for a few days and now I'm a dirty duck. I don't even...how...what....why.....?
#115 - Jjacoby **User deleted account** (03/17/2012) [-]
User avatar #114 - ricktrolled ONLINE (03/17/2012) [-]
You dirty ducks disgust me
User avatar #111 - trunsako (03/17/2012) [-]
Dirty Duck :3
User avatar #110 - legitcharlatan (03/17/2012) [-]
DIRTY DUCK!!!
User avatar #109 - doctorwhoovesbrony (03/17/2012) [-]
You are a dirty, filthy duck
User avatar #108 - cylabra (03/17/2012) [-]
Dirty Duck
User avatar #107 - chazzlemanazzle (03/17/2012) [-]
you're a dirty duck.
#106 - XAssassin ONLINE (03/17/2012) [-]
You're a dirty duck.
User avatar #104 - xbenas (03/10/2012) [-]
Gobliiins much?
User avatar #103 - LEAFMAN (12/28/2011) [-]
excuse me kind sir

that "orgasm icecream" post with the overly angry stickman chef

do you happen to know where that is from?
an auther?
website?
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User avatar #94 - Nightelfbane ONLINE (08/08/2011) [-]
**Nightelfbane rolls 733** SIR YOU DIED YEARS AGO
User avatar #95 to #106 - Nightelfbane ONLINE (08/08/2011) [-]
HOLY SHIT. I JUST FUCKING ROLLED THAT.
#96 to #107 - Stalin (08/08/2011) [-]
WUT
User avatar #97 to #108 - Nightelfbane ONLINE (08/08/2011) [-]
I just rolled 733 twice in a fucking row.
User avatar #98 to #109 - Nightelfbane ONLINE (08/08/2011) [-]
**Nightelfbane rolls 593**
#92 - N. Korean citizen (06/15/2010) [-]
**anonymous rolls 759,175,216**
User avatar #89 - Stalin (04/02/2010) [-]
**Stalin rolls 937,211,327**
User avatar #88 - TheAdolfHitler (03/01/2010) [-]
In the end, there can only be CHAOS!-
kratos, god of war 3.
User avatar #73 - TheAdolfHitler (02/24/2010) [-]
Stalin...
User avatar #74 to #85 - Stalin (02/24/2010) [-]
Hitler...
User avatar #75 to #86 - TheAdolfHitler (02/24/2010) [-]
We meet again.
I am going to kill you.
I will send you to one of my greatest gas chambers.
It is not for jews, but only for YOU.
I named it too, it is called
"No Russian"
User avatar #76 to #87 - Stalin (02/24/2010) [-]
I left a gun in your bunker.
It is only for you.
If you shoot yourself it makes you immortal.
It's called
"Suicide"
User avatar #77 to #88 - TheAdolfHitler (02/24/2010) [-]
Not falling for it again. I got all my cat snipers searching for you.
User avatar #78 to #89 - Stalin (02/24/2010) [-]
You cat snipers are drinking my vodka and out in the club hitting on dogs.
User avatar #79 to #90 - TheAdolfHitler (02/24/2010) [-]
Well, cat snipers are dumb.
But i got squirrel spies.
You will never know which is a spy and which is not.
User avatar #80 to #91 - TheAdolfHitler (02/24/2010) [-]
hey! one of my squirrel spies gave me your plan!

Haha, now I know where you are attacking me!

well, time to move to a hidden location till one of my Nazi's find you and bring me to you
User avatar #81 to #92 - TheAdolfHitler (02/24/2010) [-]
* random soldiers bring you to me*
*sends you to major gas chamber*
I have set the timer to 5 hours, the last 5 hours, which will be hell for you.
Phase 1 is the rape face motherfucker
* speaks into the microphone*
Begin phase 1!
User avatar #82 to #93 - Stalin (02/24/2010) [-]
Phase 1: Release Stalin from Gas Chamber

CHECK!

Phase 2: Realize gas was just Oxygen
User avatar #83 to #94 - TheAdolfHitler (02/24/2010) [-]
each phase just lasted an hour.
Now onto phase 3.
The bondage phase, I will send one of my females (don't get excited, you will not be able to tell the differeance between them and a snorlax)
This... will be fun
User avatar #84 to #95 - Stalin (02/24/2010) [-]
I get turned on by snorlax
User avatar #85 to #96 - TheAdolfHitler (02/24/2010) [-]
Ok then, I will send a gay dude by the name of...
Edward cullen.
You heard me.

edward cullen will bone you for phase 3, for phase 4 the hulk rapes you, phase 5 is when i slowly torture you to death.
User avatar #86 to #97 - TheAdolfHitler (02/25/2010) [-]
Begin phase 4
User avatar #70 - Stalin (02/17/2010) [-]
**Stalin rolls 811,658,233**
User avatar #71 to #82 - Stalin (02/17/2010) [-]
**Stalin rolls 971,221,228**

for luck
User avatar #72 to #83 - Stalin (02/17/2010) [-]
**Stalin rolls 156,542,992**

Sho close
User avatar #87 to #84 - Trollkillinkyle (02/26/2010) [-]
hey stalin did you want that order for more casualties?
#63 - N. Korean citizen (01/01/2010) [-]
I love you Stalin
User avatar #68 to #75 - orale (02/16/2010) [-]
boooooooo
User avatar #69 to #80 - Stalin (02/16/2010) [-]
DEAR GOD YOU SCARED ME.

Don't do those things people might get heart attacks or strokes or AIDS or something.
#93 to #81 - SALTLICKER (06/16/2010) [-]
It's just like drugs, only they get you pregnant to!
#61 - UnderageOverdose (12/23/2009) [-]
being lithuanian.... I'm older than lithuania. Does that somehow make me part russian?
User avatar #64 to #73 - Stalin (01/24/2010) [-]
wat
#65 to #76 - UnderageOverdose (01/24/2010) [-]
lithuania was apart of russia until 1995, I was born in '93. Does that make me russian?
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