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Level 213 Comments: Comedic Genius
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- Yeah man, nice spot. Hide him in the clear cubes that…
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- The Faceless Hand ******* really
Mine is The Faceless...
I got it too
Welcome to the club.
- Replace the human population with a Mudkip.
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- Well, I'm at full clench right now, anyone else?
Oh god why
I'm at 100% clench, sir.
I'm at 10/10 clench.
- There's no way Cortana's really dead... 343 wouldn't break Chi…
Halo 4 Feels
I hope they don't bring her back.
Don't get me wrong, Cortana's great and everything, but bringing her back again would just feel like a cop-out to me
There are still two Halo games left. With that being said, Chief will either fall into a depression or kill himself within the span those two games. Or they'll make another copy of Cortana, but Chief knows she's not the same, won't be able to deal with it, and delete her himself, due to the sheer sadness draining into his scarred heart, because he knows. He knows he'll never be able to have the same experience with this newer Cortana.
I foresee a new Cortana copy and Chief being depressed. It will be stoic depression, and he won't really show it, but for the players it will be obvious. I expect Halo 5 to be darker over all, focusing a lot on the whole "John is a machine" thing while also exploring his feelings for old Cortana. At the same time, I doubt she is dead and I expect hints of her comeback in Halo 5 and then her actual comeback in Halo 6.
They can, 343 said Halo 5 would be probs the darkest title in the series...
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