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Date Signed Up:1/03/2010
Last Login:8/27/2014
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#259 - Thumbs Down.  [+] (3 new replies) 02/08/2013 on i fucking hate like whores +7
#272 - anonymous (02/08/2013) [-]
not to rain on your parade but technically you have no power against them. Hitting anonymous is like throwing rocks at the hulk. It only makes them angrier but still doesn't do shit.
#318 - SomebodyGetTheDoor (02/08/2013) [-]
I have no power against you,
but merely retaliating against your futile efforts garners me THUMBS
#316 - farcrylogic (02/08/2013) [-]
Shut up, Anon.
#251 - ANONS CAN ACTUALLY SUCK DICK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! they can t…  [+] (8 new replies) 02/08/2013 on i fucking hate like whores +27
#253 - anonymous (02/08/2013) [-]
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
User avatar #282 - stonedplatypus (02/08/2013) [-]
Its guerrilla not gorilla, you don't have access to spies and you def don't have 300 confirmed kills. You are just a shit stain on the face of the earth. Just another little stain that i hope gets washed away very soon. Oh and Navy SEALs don't have complete access to Marine Corp. gear. In fact, Marine gear is nothing compared to a real SEAL's gear so if you were truly a SEAL, you wouldnt have said anything of the sort.
PS: Fuck you Anon
User avatar #276 - twatter (02/08/2013) [-]
there's no need to be upset
#260 - fiosh (02/08/2013) [-]
#259 - SomebodyGetTheDoor (02/08/2013) [-]
Thumbs Down.
#272 - anonymous (02/08/2013) [-]
not to rain on your parade but technically you have no power against them. Hitting anonymous is like throwing rocks at the hulk. It only makes them angrier but still doesn't do shit.
#318 - SomebodyGetTheDoor (02/08/2013) [-]
I have no power against you,
but merely retaliating against your futile efforts garners me THUMBS
#316 - farcrylogic (02/08/2013) [-]
Shut up, Anon.
#448 - **SomebodyGetTheDoor rolled a random image posted in comment… 02/08/2013 on This is what you wake up to... 0
#98 - Spiderman thread! 02/08/2013 on Real Men 0
#107 - Oh, Gosh! 02/08/2013 on Feels below +1
#81 - " likes "?  [+] (2 new replies) 02/07/2013 on Feels below +3
User avatar #106 - blarrick (02/08/2013) [-]
sorry i meant thumps
#107 - SomebodyGetTheDoor (02/08/2013) [-]
Oh, Gosh!
#50 - yeah, and even that's a repost. 02/07/2013 on Poor pluto +4
#46 - Picture  [+] (2 new replies) 02/07/2013 on Poor pluto +11
User avatar #49 - arrogant (02/07/2013) [-]
On the front page, and top 2 only 5 days ago
funnyjunk.com/funny_pictures/4408007/Poor+Pluto/
#50 - SomebodyGetTheDoor (02/07/2013) [-]
yeah, and even that's a repost.
#4746 - No!... 02/07/2013 on This Will Haunt You Forever 0
#4741 - **SomebodyGetTheDoor rolled a random image posted in comment…  [+] (1 new reply) 02/07/2013 on This Will Haunt You Forever 0
#4746 - SomebodyGetTheDoor (02/07/2013) [-]
No!...
#57 - Picture 02/07/2013 on Finally, after Finals +16
#229 - Gold! 02/07/2013 on Marginalia +4
#227 - I don't even. 02/07/2013 on Marginalia +3
#129 - Picture 02/05/2013 on I build my lady a house +5
#277 - But I was being sarcastic, seriously guys wtf.  [+] (1 new reply) 02/05/2013 on What is this I don't even 0
User avatar #282 - kuroda (02/06/2013) [-]
You can't really hear a sarcastic tone through text :/
I'll take away my red thamb now.
#276 - Comment deleted 02/05/2013 on What is this I don't even 0
#258 - Because you are more creative on a mac.  [+] (4 new replies) 02/05/2013 on What is this I don't even 0
#276 - SomebodyGetTheDoor has deleted their comment.
#268 - kuroda (02/05/2013) [-]
#277 - SomebodyGetTheDoor (02/05/2013) [-]
But I was being sarcastic, seriously guys wtf.
User avatar #282 - kuroda (02/06/2013) [-]
You can't really hear a sarcastic tone through text :/
I'll take away my red thamb now.
#133 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 02/05/2013 on Fat People... +3
#136 - commondorozor has deleted their comment.
#180 - Happy birthday, Xanax. 02/03/2013 on Dead space cake +2
#45 - ' but I wined up with friend rice. ' 02/03/2013 on Baby +2
#204 - test test tes t test test test te… 02/03/2013 on TEST - PLS IGNORE +13
#21 - Implying implications.  [+] (1 new reply) 02/03/2013 on Zubat +5
#28 - SenatorSnowe (02/04/2013) [-]
#403 - Comment deleted 02/03/2013 on zlamous is one stupid... +1
#398 - Comment deleted  [+] (2 new replies) 02/03/2013 on zlamous is one stupid... +5
#402 - thesupervillian Comment deleted by SomebodyGetTheDoor
#403 - SomebodyGetTheDoor Comment deleted by SomebodyGetTheDoor
#155 - "Just because a lot of people like something does not mea… 02/02/2013 on IRON MAN DEATH NOTE 0

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User avatar #8 - donkeyfetus (02/23/2013) [-]
who are u????!NDD
User avatar #9 to #8 - SomebodyGetTheDoor (02/23/2013) [-]
It's a secret.
User avatar #10 to #9 - donkeyfetus (02/23/2013) [-]
i'm scared
#11 to #10 - SomebodyGetTheDoor (02/23/2013) [-]
Hush now, Everything's going to be alright.
User avatar #12 to #11 - donkeyfetus (02/23/2013) [-]
u luk frondly
i will ad u
#13 to #12 - SomebodyGetTheDoor (02/23/2013) [-]
The plan is coming along nicely.
User avatar #14 to #13 - donkeyfetus (02/23/2013) [-]
u wont kill me ok?
User avatar #15 to #14 - SomebodyGetTheDoor (02/23/2013) [-]
I don't guarantee anything.
User avatar #6 - nippuhl (02/23/2013) [-]
Who are you? I see you have a 2 of my close friends added.
User avatar #7 to #6 - SomebodyGetTheDoor (02/23/2013) [-]
Who I am is not important currently.

But my plan is.
User avatar #16 to #7 - nippuhl (02/23/2013) [-]
o
#2 - marchingbaritone **User deleted account** (06/28/2010) [-]
*knock knock*
User avatar #3 to #2 - SomebodyGetTheDoor (06/29/2010) [-]
Who's there?
#4 to #3 - marchingbaritone **User deleted account** (06/29/2010) [-]
KGB
#5 to #4 - marchingbaritone **User deleted account** (06/29/2010) [-]
KGB WAITS FOR NO ONE!!! *punch*
User avatar #1 - SomebodyGetTheDoor (06/27/2010) [-]
First Comment!
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