One day this white man walks into a bar, asks for a shot of whiskey. He drinks his shot, goes upstairs and jumps out the window. A black man sees this, runs to the window and looks down to see if the man had died, but he was gone! Nowhere to be seen. 20 minutes later, the same white man walks back into the bar. He asks for a shot of whiskey, drinks it, and goes upstairs and jumps out the same window as before. The same black man sees this, runs to look... But he was gone again. ANOTHER 20 minutes later, the SAME white man walks into the bar AGAIN, and orders a shot of whiskey. He drinks it and jumps out that same window. The black man sees this again, runs to the window and says "WELL IF HE CAN DO IT, SO CAN I!" and he jumps out the window. The black man died. So the bartender calls the sheriff "Sheriff! Superman is messing with the black people again..."

LOL

Wow, what a surprise. Never expected anyone to read those. I just wrote these out because I wasn't using mic in tinychat to say them out loud so i had a friend do it. So I wrote them out here so he could read them out loud... xD But thanks for reading I suppose.

Funny stories, mate. XD

Hahaha, they are just old jokes a friend had told me years back. They were so funny that they just stuck with me xD. How did you come across my profile anyway? I never really post/comment anymore o_o

I saw you on shaunr's profile and decided to come by.

Ahhh I see, lol. Yeah, I go on his profile from time to time regarding the funnyjunk tinychat he made.

Indeed... I go to the tinychat. 's good 50% of the time when there aren't scenewhores and such.

lol I am one of the moderators there... Though I haven't been in there for quite a while. Sadly, the chat is falling apart :c

Sadly so. :/

Yeah. It's because Shaun posted something on FJ about the chat, and though he did that with good intentions of reviving the chat, he attracted SOO many people that the regulars and the mods just got sick of it. And now there are like 12 new mods which is overkill.. o.o

I saw that yeah. And there are so many stupid fuckers there now. Scene whores... Did you know that there was a girl who was smoking cigars and had a child on there? She was 16. What the fuck. Don't go on a chat, you whore, you have a kid to tend to.

What the fuck? Didn't see that. Idk if you've seen me there. My username for that is Chris239316. I know most of the older people. I am good friends with people like anonomousfiend, missawkward, toxicityevo (he's rarely ever there), theycallmeilinca, and a lot of others. I just stopped going lately. I am waiting for chat to die down a bit. (Lol sorry for the late response... I was eating a cheesesteak and some wings. AWWW YEAH)

Lol it's fine bro. I understand. :p And yeah, apparently everyone was bugged about it. And yes, I've been there for some time too. Certainly not as long as most people, but I've been around it long enough to know most of the people (or at least remember them).

I've never actually seen you in there I don't think. o.o

I go on occasion... Not really a regular user.

I guess i cant call myself a regular there anymore... Lol.

**mikaelkid rolls 7**

I meant plus this = 11

FUCK THIS SHIT LOL IM OUTTA HERE

**mikaelkid rolled user jlhaehl**


Above, what your dad did not use

This is your FJ dad

**Some One Weird rolled user AwesomeAnonomous** I wonder if you can roll yourself lol.

**mikaelkid rolled a random image**

And if you got rolled by someone, it tags you in it


<---- your weapon / partner in zombies

Rock & Alternative... Mostly older rock

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Maj6OpJz1hk


This of any interest to you?

I know that song, yeah.. But I meant older rock as in early 90's xD
and I guess some 80's too

up for some xbox later?

Maybe, that hurricane is gonna hit my area today. It's gonna fuck with my internet too badly to play much online

Nice try but I can see the other words still cuz I used the notification and it highlighted the comment's row xD

oh FUCK YOUR TOOLS AND EXTENSIONS FOR ALL OF GOD

Also, fuck your giraffe

Not an extension. Click the comment number and you'll see what I mean.

or just use this, does the same thing

http://funnyjunk.com/showcomment/25784319/#c184

well the magnifier , hover zoom works too lol


dont fuck my giraffe. just...
<---

Lol JK, just felt like using this for teh lolz

Why would you do that? I don't even....


JK ME TOO

GOD FUCKING DAMN IT xD We go from taking an hour to get off facebook just to move to funnyjunk... I'm logging off this shit xD Catch ya later


Also, FALCONNN KIIIICK

I had to xD

FUCK YEAH, I LOGGED OFF FIRST


AHH FALCON KICK HURTT

<--- thats bound to be us when we realized we couldnt stop talking and the sun was up! Me the blonde of course

Lmao, that .gif of the kick hurt MY face just trying to imagine how painful that must've been. xD

oof, i dont even wanna think about it

lol h8rs gunna h8

you cant do it like me tho

Amidoinitrite?






...Guess not.

LOL FUKKEN SAVED

its even funnier now!

spiderman thread GO

Well, if you want to post Spiderman pics

...

Spiderman thread STOP!


... I have no spiderman pictures xD

i replied above you... D:<

Lol, well. I'll be back, I have to walk to the store to grab triple A batteries for my Turtle Beach x31's. I've drained all my batteries D:



Also, CAN'T TOUCH THIS.

xD

I wsa thinking about buying Turtle Beaches,

its surround sound right?

I just dont know how to hook them up! I'm sure it's simple

And they are like 30 bucks

Im a Starbucks ATM lol sister works here

then theres the coward hiding <---

Lol they aren't actually surround sound, dispite popular belief. But they are still very effective. And they aren't hard to setup at all. I set mine up in like a minute xD the wired ones are even easier.


Also, here's another

FALCONNNNN KICK

xD

well then xD idk why i need turtle beaches then O.o

Trust me, it's still VERY worth it.

damn ive seen that one before

it was setup, i mean they guy who got kicked and the guy chasing him

Lol nothing much. Being bored as shit, and getting ready to walk to the store lol. You?

Just got back recently from WORKING at a store.

Lol nice.

Stop loling lol.

Haha, it's a force of habit. 95% of the time I type lol, I don't even smile xD.

<-- You.

Indeed.




Picture unrelated.

wat

I am on but I got no friend request lol did you add me?

r u on now? haha

Now I am. I'm on Modern Warfare 2 at the moment.

ok but to warn u i sound like a prepubescent boy, or so im told xD

Lmao doesn't matter to me. I couldn't care less about that lol.

could u play the new-er nazi zombie game with me? O.O ii've never played it

Do you mean the Black Ops DLC map, Ascension? Sure lol... I've been playing it a lot lately actually so I'm getting good at it.

OK :D invite me when i get online

Haha nice. Yeah, I have a picture of me somewhere in a packed up photo album of me playing NES when I was 2 years old... Been gaming for as long as I can remember lol. I plan on going right from high school to ITT Tech institute or something similar... I grew up with games and computers, why not work with them? And alright lol I'll send the link for my facebook to your inbox.

Thank you. I do plan on making a few more cars... So be sure to look for them lol... Though I am not sure when I'll be doing them.

Haha, I figured, when I was posting them one after another, people were getting bored of them... so I decided to wait before I posted a new one. I was actually planning on making one today.

I wasn't getting bored of them, but I might be retarded xD

Make one :3

Well if you look at the stats of the Chevelle and the Gallardo.. They have way less views and thumbs... Lol. I was considering reposting those 2 but I won't.

Same happened with my FBF comps but then the views and thumbs went back up ;D

I think it depends on what time you upload =/

You'd get flamed for reposting lol

Yeah, I posted the R8 at like... 2am... Then I posted the other ones around 11pm... That's probably why... And with the low amount of views that the Chevelle and Gallardo had, not a lot of people would notice it was a repost lol. But still, not gonna do that. xD

Probably depends on the day as well lol

You should post the Gallardo again, just say that you changed it xD

As of right now, I am choosing the body parts to a 2006 Ford GT... I am going to see if I can't make that car work... And that won't work very well because I attached the ninja and put deds in the Gallardo picture :/ lol

Awesome! Crop the pictures? lol

Lol I guess I could do that.. Dunno yet lol. I know I will be recreating, and reuploading the Audi R8 at some point as well. And just a thought, I am in the funnyjunk Tinychat room 1 all the time.. If you go there, it will make it easier to talk while customizing this car. (My TV is my computer screen, so I have to switch back and forth... And for some reason, I am not getting that pop sound from notifications) So if you are there, I can use a mic and reply when I hear you type something xD Here is the link, http://www.tinychat.com/funnyjunk (you dont have to join, just a thought)

I am going to try to make this Ford GT look the best out of all of them. :D

Sounds good (:

Man, I would but tinychat doesn't work on my netbook, all I get is the white loading screen >.<

Take your time to reply if you're using the TV for something else lol

You should put the FJ alien on it, haha.

Lol that sucks... And the FJ alien would take me days to create... oh god xD

Yep.

It'd be worth it though haha

Haha, I might do a Range Rover with something like that... Cuz there is really no good space on the Ford GT for something like that.

I'll look forward to it lol

Lol yep. :p

It got crappy ratings. Happened with the R8 too, believe it or not. I'm posting it in 40 minutes, so the people in the UK will see it. Seems to help with the thumbs.

oh cool ya ive made a lot of cars on that game

Lol nice. I've got a full garage at the moment lol.

cool

I decided to post it now, intead :p

Philosoraptor comp? nice lol. Thumbed

Lol thanks

Lulz thanks, few more to come :D

I actually was going to do something like that a while back involving Smackdown vs RAW's Create-a-wrestler system. I had like thirty dif. designs for this FJ wrestler thing lol.

Lol very nice. You see the comment of my ideas for the next cars? I also am thinking about making a timeline car. Start with white in the rear, since that was FJ's first color, then yellow... etc.. till it gets to black in the front lol.

Yeah I got it, and dude!!!
epic e.e
I am jealous of your ideas :\

Lmao, well... I've had a long time to brainstorm on it.. Made the Audi R8 one 2 days ago, and have been thinking about them since then. Lmao

Nice. Message me when you make more k?

Lol sure. It probably won't be complete till tomorrow.. I am just doing part of the flame chevelle one now.

kk

LOL dude, what I did to the one side of my chevelle almost made me jizz :O this is gonna be awesome.. I can feel it o.O

O.O orly now?
Its THAT epic???

I made it metallic black, with green and purple flames covering the entire side, and right behind the window, I have "FJ" in a different font than what I used on the Audi :O That is just one side though.... This car is gonna look amazing xD

I
cant
wait

Lol, I can give a quick sneak peak after I finish it.. The chevelle is coming together MUCH faster than I had expected. I copied the one side and put it on the other, I just now have to choose what to put on top, and Rims, etc..

That sounds like a lot of work, or at least more tan i would care to do.
and i want a sneak oeak :D

... Almost done with the vinyls....

hurry DX

IT'S DONE! Screenshot timez :D

Lmao okay, it will probably be in like 20-30 minutes.. Depends on how picky I get with it xD

Hey you mind if i try my hand at fj car making? The audi inspired me to do an slr mclaren on need for speed carbon.
PRETTY PLEASE?

Go for it. I did make and post 2 more cars and a bike but they didn't get anywhere lol.

thnx here have a tiger

OMGNOWAI A TIGER =D


xD