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Date Signed Up:1/22/2010
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#11 - So why do we hate this guy again? 07/31/2013 on ban phan +1
#14 - Yes, its a cake. Yes, the scene its representing isnt real at … 07/31/2013 on Baby Shower Cake 0
#4 - 'If the bar aint bendin, you're just pretendin' 07/31/2013 on Ever lifted so hard you... -4
#8 - Eh. Television is television. This makes more money and less m… 07/31/2013 on Scared Straight 0
#6 - Emotional Shock therapy. Works for a few months, then…  [+] (2 new replies) 07/31/2013 on Scared Straight +1
User avatar #7 - thechosentroll (07/31/2013) [-]
I'm fairly certain that beating the shit out of them has a higher success rate than that.
User avatar #8 - Sockopolis (07/31/2013) [-]
Eh. Television is television. This makes more money and less media outrage than beating them.
#7 - Just got one the other day. "Pardon my intrusion, but… 07/31/2013 on How I Feel As A Straight Male -1
#6 - "God's love concentrated into one area." Un…  [+] (4 new replies) 07/31/2013 on God's Love +14
#14 - mr skeltal (07/31/2013) [-]
We As Human - I Stand Lyrics Video
This will make you feel better.


Not really, it'll make you rage with the intensity of 1000 concentrated area of god's love.
User avatar #11 - noblexfenrir (07/31/2013) [-]
Kirk Cameron And Bananas

Oh he's completely serious, and this is his foolproof evidence for god by the way. Be careful, you may die from stupid.
User avatar #28 - thereoncewasaman (08/01/2013) [-]
lol I love that "proof" especially because we have such a good understanding now of how humans created the banana as we know it by breeding bananas over thousands of years to get the good traits out of them. It's like someone saying that the eye is proof of god because it is so perfect. Bitch I have piss poor vision and have to wear contacts to function in a normal fashion, ain't nothing perfect about that.
User avatar #9 - adu (07/31/2013) [-]
Not if we let them form their own communities to make their own rules, passive-aggressively ejecting them from society.
#19 - Dark Souls in 3D. Imagine! All of the badass level de…  [+] (3 new replies) 07/31/2013 on The Oculus Rift 0
User avatar #29 - Nihatclodra (07/31/2013) [-]
unfortunately, Oculus Rift only works for 1st person games.
User avatar #108 - thatotaku (08/01/2013) [-]
I bet something could be modded
User avatar #118 - Nihatclodra (08/01/2013) [-]
That would be a very difficult mod to make, and not being able to see behind you in Dark Souls would be quite the disadvantage... but it would be quite fun as well.

Imagine the cutscenes being remade into 1st person as well for the oculus: and you actually see Manus' hand pull you through to the DLC, or the Raven grabing and carrying you off... Maybe program in some blood that actually leave stains on the walls as well.

Now combine all of this with the Virtuix Omni as well, and it would be Beyond the realm of mortals in how fun it would be!
#44 - Tell me, what are some of your sexual fantasies?  [+] (5 new replies) 07/31/2013 on Watch whole thing. 0
User avatar #96 - bronan (08/02/2013) [-]
Gee that's hard.

Oh i dunno, human girls?
User avatar #97 - Sockopolis (08/02/2013) [-]
Precisely.
Thats what you like.
These fellows just happen to fantasize about ponies. Note that its a fantasy. Most are intelligent enough to separate it from reality. Why does it matter what one man holds in his mind? Maybe they think theres some "fuckin shit wrong" with you, not being attracted to the ponies. Its just second nature to them. Your second nature is to go after human girls and criticize those who dont. You, my friend, are an asshole.
User avatar #99 - bronan (08/09/2013) [-]
So you like to fuck ponies? alright, i see your problem with me, you clearly don't like it when people offend the rule 34 page you visit so often as you stick your penis in a my little pony flesh light hoping for it to all be real.
User avatar #100 - Sockopolis (08/10/2013) [-]
Who said I did? I never did. I have much the same fantasies that you do. Im just telling you that its silly to get so upset about people that prefer cartoon ponies over human girls. Doesn't hurt you one bit.
User avatar #101 - bronan (08/10/2013) [-]
I'm not upset about it, I am saying its strange, which it undoubtedly is, and that if you think you wont get ridiculed for it, your wrong.
#79 - Neither. Im not a fan of carbonated beverages. Why … 07/31/2013 on Choose wisely 0
#28 - Guize, look at his name, then grow some thicker skin. Christ. 07/31/2013 on Don't be selfish... -1
#27 - My parents split up, but I was lucky that they still made sure… 07/31/2013 on Don't be selfish... +6
#514 - Doctor Who is the most overrated show on television. I enj… 07/31/2013 on I want to see where this goes +2
#36 - Picture 07/31/2013 on Mind Turned Into Mush 0
#29 - Just in case you didnt feel bad enough: This war vete… 07/31/2013 on We did good... +7
#13 - Correction: ****** parents raise kids very po… 07/31/2013 on Video Game Violence -3
#55 - "Ive got time" - Mr. Incredible 07/31/2013 on What a guy +7
#115 - Telling people that you are a vegan and preaching your ways wi… 07/31/2013 on It Works +6
#196 - Gotta love 'ol Siggy and Solaire too. Fromsoft did a great job…  [+] (1 new reply) 07/31/2013 on Things I have learned from... +1
User avatar #201 - saintinel (07/31/2013) [-]
Yes , this was one of the big reason this game was such a big hit! I have to say i loved every NPC in the game altough , lorewise , the story of Artorias and Sif is the one that touched me the most

I also hope they keep the same kind of NPC in dark souls 2 , even perhaps bring back some from the first one. Wich is entirely possible since in the E3 footage that was shown you can see that the zone on the other side of the bridge in the painted world will be accessible ( it looks like that zone anyways)
#99 - HD wallpaper for all of my fellow Warriors, Bandits, Thieves, …  [+] (1 new reply) 07/31/2013 on >PvP in Darkroot Forest. +4
User avatar #173 - darkboss (07/31/2013) [-]
Thank you
#188 - This guy. My favorite game character ever as of now. …  [+] (4 new replies) 07/31/2013 on Things I have learned from... +3
#220 - BroStoryCool (07/31/2013) [-]
Yes, such a humble and nice character. Easily the best of "gentle giant" characters you can find in video games.
User avatar #193 - saintinel (07/31/2013) [-]
Hes awesome , i remember the first time i saw him after getting the key from the township. Him , Artorias and Sif are my favorite.
User avatar #196 - Sockopolis (07/31/2013) [-]
Gotta love 'ol Siggy and Solaire too. Fromsoft did a great job at making individual and well-developed NPCs. Hope they keep the great work up for Dark Souls 2!
User avatar #201 - saintinel (07/31/2013) [-]
Yes , this was one of the big reason this game was such a big hit! I have to say i loved every NPC in the game altough , lorewise , the story of Artorias and Sif is the one that touched me the most

I also hope they keep the same kind of NPC in dark souls 2 , even perhaps bring back some from the first one. Wich is entirely possible since in the E3 footage that was shown you can see that the zone on the other side of the bridge in the painted world will be accessible ( it looks like that zone anyways)
#174 - Its a funny, I think. Phanact=ass in his sentence. 07/31/2013 on Things I have learned from... 0
#195 - This is disgusting to my sense of humanity on a very profound level. 07/31/2013 on A little late 0
#23 - There is such a thing as too sweet. 07/30/2013 on Pancakes anyone? +1
#57 - The kids are being blamed for society progressively gearing mo…  [+] (2 new replies) 07/30/2013 on So true +7
#106 - mr skeltal (07/30/2013) [-]
The teen pregnancy rate in America is much smaller now than it was in the 50's. Kids were always having sex, even when the media had enough moral fibre to weave a tuxedo. The age when girls were married (and consummating) in the medieval ages was 14-16. Humans are just naturally filthy dirty little sluts and we wouldn't dominate the planet unless we were.
User avatar #82 - goodcheese (07/30/2013) [-]
well yea i mean most of popular culture makes it very clear to young girls that how smart and hardworking and talented you are doesn't mean shit if you aren't attractive and sexy. no wonder they decide that school isn't worth anything because they get the message very early on that they need to be sexual to get attention.
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