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#281 - Rock Lee for president 07/13/2013 on Shonen Compared 0
#324 - Wait, why is the English footballer portrayed as black, and th… 07/13/2013 on Americans vs Brits +1
#27 - Look for movie theaters and small places here and there to sta… 07/13/2013 on Teenagers 0
#26 - Man, why is my age group generalized to rotten, self centered … 07/13/2013 on Teenagers +3
#54 - I want it 07/13/2013 on Only in Japan +1
#72 - did he killed 07/13/2013 on Winner of the 'no emotion... 0
#2 - Comment deleted 07/13/2013 on This guy +1
#54 - **** , got me good  [+] (1 new reply) 07/13/2013 on fucking airports nowadays +1
#63 - dagreatmax (07/13/2013) [-]
it got you good huh?
#102 - This would be hilarious if it was real. Could you imagine? … 07/13/2013 on Abra Shaqadabra +2
#52 - You realize that people hide weapons around their crotch regio…  [+] (4 new replies) 07/13/2013 on fucking airports nowadays 0
#71 - anonymous (07/13/2013) [-]
It's not the fact that they have to touch your junk. It's the fact that they go to extremes and make flying uncomfortable. There are a lot of people who are uncomfortable with having some stranger basically grope them and call it security. Not to mention the machines that you go through nowadays can basically see through your clothes. While some people don't mind it others will take offense and not to mention some security officers will take advantage of their power
#53 - anonymous (07/13/2013) [-]
HURR DURR BIG DEAL its a fucking joke
#54 - Sockopolis (07/13/2013) [-]
Shit, got me good
#63 - dagreatmax (07/13/2013) [-]
it got you good huh?
#159 - Wait, who would win? Captain America or Batman? We li…  [+] (3 new replies) 07/13/2013 on Batman is here! +4
#181 - rymes (07/13/2013) [-]
took this from batman.wikia.com/wiki/Batman_(BruceWayne) and marvel.wikia.com/Captain_America_(StevenRogers)

Batman: Peak Human Strength: He can break steel chains and cuffs, support a ceiling that weighed over 1000lbs, bent steel metal bars with his hands. Batman even punched a SWAT officer through a brick wall. He utilizes his strength/power so effectively, that a near-meta such as Deathstroke comments that Batman "hits harder than most beings with superhuman strength." During his exercise regimes, Batman regularly bench-presses at least 1000Ibs.

Captain America: Peak Human Strength: Rogers' physical strength is enhanced to the very peak of human potential. As a result, he is as physically strong as a human being can be without being classified as superhuman.[55] Captain America had been seen bench pressing 501 kg (1,200 lbs) which is consistent with his strength level, as benching is easier than military press lifting. He can snap steel handcuffs and chains, and is capable of breaking through wooden walls and steel doors with a single kick.

so yer, they're pretty equal...
but i would still count on Batman winning - even though it does say that CA is an expert martial artist, i would count on Batman being the more experty-expert...
User avatar #186 - rymes (07/13/2013) [-]
oh, and as for mentally:

Batman: Genius Intellect: (Batman's IQ is possibly well over 200) Batman is a brilliant, virtually peerless, detective, strategist, scientist, tactician, and commander; he is widely regarded as one of the keenest analytical minds on the planet. Given his lack of superpowers, he often uses cunning and planning to outwit his foes, rather than simply "out-fighting" them.
Polymath: He has studied Biology, Technology, Mathematics, Physics, Mythology, Geography, & History. Gained degrees in Criminal Science, Forensics, Computer Science, Chemistry and Engineering by the time he was 21. He has mastered Diverse Environmental Training, Security Systems, and illusion/sleight of hand by the time he was 23. He gained even more degrees in Biology, Physics, Advanced Chemistry, and Technology by the time he was 25. He has learned Forensic, Medical Sciences, Expanded Computer and Engineering Sciences, and Expanded Device Pool use of personal powered armor and system, database creation on underworld crime bosses, rogue's gallery foes and other supers; improved material sciences for body armor and micro-machinery by the time he was 26. Has also learned Advanced New Development in Forensic and Medical Sciences.
(there's more, but i didn't want to put TOO much...)

Captain America: Peak Human Mental Process: His mental performance has been greatly enhanced, allowing his mind to operate in the most efficient and rapid manner possible. One manifestation of this is his tactical genius; the ability to quickly process multiple information streams (e.g., threat assessment) and rapidly respond to changing tactical situations. Rogers also possesses an eidetic memory, meaning that he never forgets anything and has perfect recall. This enables him to remember any military tactic and apply it to any situation.

just found this at the bottom of the CA page "Batman once admitted that Captain America can beat him, although it would take a long time." - i'm calling BS though
#167 - joshuamckane (07/13/2013) [-]
"normal guy"

rofl.

billionaire detective player Ninja martial artist of all time, who can,with time take down any enemy,adopted the darkness and doesnt afraid of anything,infact took his fears and develolped them into his superhero persona.
#171 - Picture 07/12/2013 on Biggest 0
#112 - NERVES*  [+] (1 new reply) 07/12/2013 on Biggest 0
User avatar #116 - theavatarspupil (07/12/2013) [-]
And all I really want is Super Meat Boy, Fez, and The Binding of Issac with the Wrath of the Lamb DLC...

I'm quite a bit of an Indie game fan...
#111 - NOOOO HD KITTEN TO SOOTH OUR NERES  [+] (2 new replies) 07/12/2013 on Biggest 0
User avatar #112 - Sockopolis (07/12/2013) [-]
NERVES*
User avatar #116 - theavatarspupil (07/12/2013) [-]
And all I really want is Super Meat Boy, Fez, and The Binding of Issac with the Wrath of the Lamb DLC...

I'm quite a bit of an Indie game fan...
#17 - SHOT THROUGH THE HEART 07/12/2013 on Wish +3
#105 - THE SALE IS JULY 11-22 I GET MY NEXT PAYCHECK ON THE 19TH  [+] (6 new replies) 07/11/2013 on Biggest 0
#147 - ohemgeezus (07/12/2013) [-]
I THINK YOU MAY

BE ON THE WRONG CONTENT
#171 - Sockopolis (07/12/2013) [-]
#110 - theavatarspupil (07/12/2013) [-]
THE SALE IS JULY 11-22

I'M UNEMPLOYED
#111 - Sockopolis (07/12/2013) [-]
NOOOO

HD KITTEN TO SOOTH OUR NERES
User avatar #112 - Sockopolis (07/12/2013) [-]
NERVES*
User avatar #116 - theavatarspupil (07/12/2013) [-]
And all I really want is Super Meat Boy, Fez, and The Binding of Issac with the Wrath of the Lamb DLC...

I'm quite a bit of an Indie game fan...
#82 - The guy 07/11/2013 on Going out 0
#124 - There you go.  [+] (1 new reply) 07/11/2013 on The Last of Us in a nutshell +3
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#119 - Or you could have worded it better overall. Swearing, generali…  [+] (3 new replies) 07/11/2013 on The Last of Us in a nutshell +3
User avatar #122 - cosmicoverdose (07/11/2013) [-]
Yep but I don't care about what you think, I have my own ways of expressing myself and I don't give a fuck if you disagree with it mate..
User avatar #124 - Sockopolis (07/11/2013) [-]
There you go.
#125 - cosmicoverdose has deleted their comment.
#113 - I didnt thumb you down, though? Now you just look stupid. …  [+] (5 new replies) 07/11/2013 on The Last of Us in a nutshell +3
#115 - cosmicoverdose has deleted their comment.
User avatar #119 - Sockopolis (07/11/2013) [-]
Or you could have worded it better overall. Swearing, generalizing, and outwardly shitting on a game isn't the only way to criticize it.
User avatar #122 - cosmicoverdose (07/11/2013) [-]
Yep but I don't care about what you think, I have my own ways of expressing myself and I don't give a fuck if you disagree with it mate..
User avatar #124 - Sockopolis (07/11/2013) [-]
There you go.
#125 - cosmicoverdose has deleted their comment.
#75 - u wot m8 07/11/2013 on Asians +3
#107 - Not everyone has to believe your opinion, asshole.  [+] (8 new replies) 07/11/2013 on The Last of Us in a nutshell +3
#110 - cosmicoverdose (07/11/2013) [-]
Did I say EVERYONE ELSE IS WRONG AND I AM RIGHT!!!!!!

No I didn't.

By thumbing me down not only are you all proving you're fanboys you're also proving that you think your opinion is the only right one.
User avatar #144 - akkere (07/11/2013) [-]
Did you ever stop to think that maybe people thumbed you down because you're so "IN YOUR FACE FAGS" about your opinion?

I also find it funny you're bitching about fanboys when an immediate first impression is that you're a halo fanboy yourself.
User avatar #113 - Sockopolis (07/11/2013) [-]
I didnt thumb you down, though? Now you just look stupid.
Im no fanboy, but I thought the game was pretty good.
"The gameplay in this game freakin sucked, the AI were utterly terrible people gave it a 10/10 because of cutscenes."
Tell me how this quote says anything but everyone, my opinion is right.
#115 - cosmicoverdose has deleted their comment.
User avatar #119 - Sockopolis (07/11/2013) [-]
Or you could have worded it better overall. Swearing, generalizing, and outwardly shitting on a game isn't the only way to criticize it.
User avatar #122 - cosmicoverdose (07/11/2013) [-]
Yep but I don't care about what you think, I have my own ways of expressing myself and I don't give a fuck if you disagree with it mate..
User avatar #124 - Sockopolis (07/11/2013) [-]
There you go.
#125 - cosmicoverdose has deleted their comment.
#106 - Well, think of how ridiculously difficult and tedious the game… 07/11/2013 on The Last of Us in a nutshell +3
#72 - As far as the comics go, Wolverine has to be the biggest badas… 07/11/2013 on MARVELous condoms 0
#98 - Captain America best hero Stare into the face of patriotism 07/11/2013 on Iron Man doesn’t ask for... 0
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