Mah nigga

Never got head, we did the nasty like 3 times, and she would jerk me off from time to time.
But for me is now she's almost stalking me, like this one time me and my friends were hanging out at this pub we go to, and my one friend pointed out that she was there and totally staring at me, giving me stink eye from over at the bar

bitches be cray

>bitches be cray

amen, brother

Mah nigga

Really dodged a bullet there bro! With my ex, she just couldn't fucking function without drama, all she would talk about is her drama, and whenever i would try to make conversation that was not about her issues, she would just avoid it and change the subject. I mean, things were good in the beginning, but once she started cheating on me, she just started growing apart from me, and when i found out and broke it off, she immediately wanted the D again.

Women, amirite?

MIne wanted the D, too. Got head twice in three days after the break up, but she wouldn't let me fuck her because of the miscarriage flood, etc. And then as soon as I told her all i want is sex, she said I was an ass and she stopped talking to me. lol

Never got head, we did the nasty like 3 times, and she would jerk me off from time to time.
But for me is now she's almost stalking me, like this one time me and my friends were hanging out at this pub we go to, and my one friend pointed out that she was there and totally staring at me, giving me stink eye from over at the bar

bitches be cray

>bitches be cray

amen, brother

Mah nigga

Singles master race

But im so glad i broke up with my ex, turned out she was cheating on me for like months, so as soon as i found out i was just like "Lol, bye bitch" And apparently she still has a thing for me and is calling me an asshole because i wont take her back, im winning this breakup like a fucking champion

Mine started to become her mom: IF she wasn't the center of attention, she would make it such. If there wasn't drama, she'd make some. Etc. Her dad was recently diagnosed with Mental Regression (i.e. brain turning from 55 y/o to a 10 y/o over years.) He brother is my best friend and she was anti-pill/anti-abortion. Turns out she had a miscarriage of my kid when we broke up (MFW). It was a miscarriage, not an abortion. Jesus blessed me by aborting my child with this cunt.

Really dodged a bullet there bro! With my ex, she just couldn't fucking function without drama, all she would talk about is her drama, and whenever i would try to make conversation that was not about her issues, she would just avoid it and change the subject. I mean, things were good in the beginning, but once she started cheating on me, she just started growing apart from me, and when i found out and broke it off, she immediately wanted the D again.

Women, amirite?

MIne wanted the D, too. Got head twice in three days after the break up, but she wouldn't let me fuck her because of the miscarriage flood, etc. And then as soon as I told her all i want is sex, she said I was an ass and she stopped talking to me. lol

Never got head, we did the nasty like 3 times, and she would jerk me off from time to time.
But for me is now she's almost stalking me, like this one time me and my friends were hanging out at this pub we go to, and my one friend pointed out that she was there and totally staring at me, giving me stink eye from over at the bar

bitches be cray

>bitches be cray

amen, brother

Mah nigga

Well, same, kinda, just broke up with my girlfriend last week, havent gotten laid in like a month. My shoulder is fucking sore from beating it too much so i could hardly lift today at the gym, so i guess im in the same boat.
But other than that ive been pretty swell

Been single fooooorr.... A month? I forgot to care about remembering

Singles master race

But im so glad i broke up with my ex, turned out she was cheating on me for like months, so as soon as i found out i was just like "Lol, bye bitch" And apparently she still has a thing for me and is calling me an asshole because i wont take her back, im winning this breakup like a fucking champion

Mine started to become her mom: IF she wasn't the center of attention, she would make it such. If there wasn't drama, she'd make some. Etc. Her dad was recently diagnosed with Mental Regression (i.e. brain turning from 55 y/o to a 10 y/o over years.) He brother is my best friend and she was anti-pill/anti-abortion. Turns out she had a miscarriage of my kid when we broke up (MFW). It was a miscarriage, not an abortion. Jesus blessed me by aborting my child with this cunt.

Really dodged a bullet there bro! With my ex, she just couldn't fucking function without drama, all she would talk about is her drama, and whenever i would try to make conversation that was not about her issues, she would just avoid it and change the subject. I mean, things were good in the beginning, but once she started cheating on me, she just started growing apart from me, and when i found out and broke it off, she immediately wanted the D again.

Women, amirite?

MIne wanted the D, too. Got head twice in three days after the break up, but she wouldn't let me fuck her because of the miscarriage flood, etc. And then as soon as I told her all i want is sex, she said I was an ass and she stopped talking to me. lol

Never got head, we did the nasty like 3 times, and she would jerk me off from time to time.
But for me is now she's almost stalking me, like this one time me and my friends were hanging out at this pub we go to, and my one friend pointed out that she was there and totally staring at me, giving me stink eye from over at the bar

bitches be cray

>bitches be cray

amen, brother

Mah nigga

Agreed, if you can't jerk it dry then you're not a real man.