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Date Signed Up:8/24/2010
Last Login:9/15/2014
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Name's Chris, age 20, coffee, internet, and movie addict.

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    Thanks Funnyjunk. Thanks Funnyjunk.
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    Wait What. Wait What.
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    To My Subscribers To My Subscribers
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    We All Have. We All Have.
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    You Should Try This Sometime You Should Try This Sometime
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    Not What I Expected Not What I Expected
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    The Fuck? The Fuck?
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    Fuck You Lookin' At? Fuck You Lookin' At?

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#144 - Personally I don't really give a **** about what …  [+] (1 new reply) 09/14/2014 on JESSE COX FINALLY JOINED US! 0
User avatar #146 - huntergriff (09/14/2014) [-]
Then don't.
#143 - Then why not stop using the big companies for your reviews, an…  [+] (3 new replies) 09/14/2014 on JESSE COX FINALLY JOINED US! 0
User avatar #145 - huntergriff (09/14/2014) [-]
You act as if it's that easy.
User avatar #144 - SlowpokeForever (09/14/2014) [-]
Personally I don't really give a shit about what goes on too much on the internet because unlike you losers I have a life.
User avatar #146 - huntergriff (09/14/2014) [-]
Then don't.
#141 - You lot sure thumb people down a lot. I honestly could care le…  [+] (5 new replies) 09/14/2014 on JESSE COX FINALLY JOINED US! 0
User avatar #142 - huntergriff (09/14/2014) [-]
it's not tumblr doing this...It's literally the big gaming journalism sites that are against us, Kotaku, Gamasutra, IGN, etc...the ones who have pull in the industry. They blacklist your company and if they do give you any coverage, it's always bad coverage. meaning they have the power to affect sales, and when sales get affected, it means good decent games go unnoticed in favor of the bullshit we have now.
User avatar #143 - SlowpokeForever (09/14/2014) [-]
Then why not stop using the big companies for your reviews, and start up our own journalism thing or go to indie devs or only trust review sites we trust? It's not like I"m gonna go "Hey man, that IGN review of Depressionquest gave it a 10/10, I'm definately gonna pick that up" it's a well known fact and has been known for years that IGN, Kotaku, Rock Paper Shotgun are all shitty. Also, I've got a newsflash for you (if you trust it oh my God media is gonna be the death of us all!) journalism has always been corrupt and about twisting the truth for profit. Sorry.
User avatar #145 - huntergriff (09/14/2014) [-]
You act as if it's that easy.
User avatar #144 - SlowpokeForever (09/14/2014) [-]
Personally I don't really give a shit about what goes on too much on the internet because unlike you losers I have a life.
User avatar #146 - huntergriff (09/14/2014) [-]
Then don't.
#19 - Why Powermaster Optimus Prime though? Powermaster OP should be… 09/13/2014 on JD + Turk = Love 5ever 0
#59 - Or you know we just could keep playing video games and not giv…  [+] (7 new replies) 09/13/2014 on JESSE COX FINALLY JOINED US! -8
User avatar #79 - huntergriff (09/13/2014) [-]
Letting the story die means that they win, and get to shove SJW bullshit down your throat with every game (Indie or AAA) you play. There are oodles of game devs (Big and small) scared to speak out about this thing because of the fact that the Corrupt journalists run things, these journalists can manipulate the public into thinking you're a misogynistic homophobe racist just because you dare to make what you want to make instead of what they (The SJWs, who, mind you, don't give a fuck about gaming, but feel it's necessary to shove their agenda down your throat) want you to make. They will not stop unless we take a stand, they will continue on and on and on and on until the very thing you enjoy, Be it games, movies, books, comics, etc. is poisoned with their bullshit.
User avatar #141 - SlowpokeForever (09/14/2014) [-]
You lot sure thumb people down a lot. I honestly could care less, you guys keep fighting, I'll play my video games. Personally I think just paying them any attention at all is a bad idea, since Tumblr is a bunch of attention whores.
User avatar #142 - huntergriff (09/14/2014) [-]
it's not tumblr doing this...It's literally the big gaming journalism sites that are against us, Kotaku, Gamasutra, IGN, etc...the ones who have pull in the industry. They blacklist your company and if they do give you any coverage, it's always bad coverage. meaning they have the power to affect sales, and when sales get affected, it means good decent games go unnoticed in favor of the bullshit we have now.
User avatar #143 - SlowpokeForever (09/14/2014) [-]
Then why not stop using the big companies for your reviews, and start up our own journalism thing or go to indie devs or only trust review sites we trust? It's not like I"m gonna go "Hey man, that IGN review of Depressionquest gave it a 10/10, I'm definately gonna pick that up" it's a well known fact and has been known for years that IGN, Kotaku, Rock Paper Shotgun are all shitty. Also, I've got a newsflash for you (if you trust it oh my God media is gonna be the death of us all!) journalism has always been corrupt and about twisting the truth for profit. Sorry.
User avatar #145 - huntergriff (09/14/2014) [-]
You act as if it's that easy.
User avatar #144 - SlowpokeForever (09/14/2014) [-]
Personally I don't really give a shit about what goes on too much on the internet because unlike you losers I have a life.
User avatar #146 - huntergriff (09/14/2014) [-]
Then don't.
#100 - I don't know, as a long time fan of Ace Combat, I was kinda cr…  [+] (1 new reply) 09/13/2014 on All hail his biscuity goodness 0
User avatar #102 - holycrapimacupcake (09/13/2014) [-]
Alright I'll give you that one.
#98 - Yeah I ran into him in Planetside 2 (TR for the win) that guy …  [+] (3 new replies) 09/13/2014 on All hail his biscuity goodness 0
User avatar #99 - holycrapimacupcake (09/13/2014) [-]
He's so hard to please that when he says a game is good, you may wanna pick it up.
User avatar #100 - SlowpokeForever (09/13/2014) [-]
I don't know, as a long time fan of Ace Combat, I was kinda cringing at his Assault Horizon review lol
User avatar #102 - holycrapimacupcake (09/13/2014) [-]
Alright I'll give you that one.
#96 - I like Joe, I like that unlike most video game reviewers he do…  [+] (5 new replies) 09/13/2014 on All hail his biscuity goodness 0
User avatar #97 - holycrapimacupcake (09/13/2014) [-]
I got to play ESO with him during the beta and went into the PVP alogside him, holy shit is this guy good.
User avatar #98 - SlowpokeForever (09/13/2014) [-]
Yeah I ran into him in Planetside 2 (TR for the win) that guy is a beast.
User avatar #99 - holycrapimacupcake (09/13/2014) [-]
He's so hard to please that when he says a game is good, you may wanna pick it up.
User avatar #100 - SlowpokeForever (09/13/2014) [-]
I don't know, as a long time fan of Ace Combat, I was kinda cringing at his Assault Horizon review lol
User avatar #102 - holycrapimacupcake (09/13/2014) [-]
Alright I'll give you that one.
#93 - I've actually bought several games on his recommendation.  [+] (7 new replies) 09/13/2014 on All hail his biscuity goodness 0
User avatar #95 - holycrapimacupcake (09/13/2014) [-]
That's how I picked up Tomb Raider.

Then there's Angry Joe, who literally calls out his own subs for the shit they do, like sending death threats to harassing other people.
User avatar #96 - SlowpokeForever (09/13/2014) [-]
I like Joe, I like that unlike most video game reviewers he doesn't take himself seriously, and I also like that he's gotten away from Channel Awesome. My one complaint is that he puts dumb storylines and skits into his videos, but he's obviously having fun so I can't dog on him too much for it.
User avatar #97 - holycrapimacupcake (09/13/2014) [-]
I got to play ESO with him during the beta and went into the PVP alogside him, holy shit is this guy good.
User avatar #98 - SlowpokeForever (09/13/2014) [-]
Yeah I ran into him in Planetside 2 (TR for the win) that guy is a beast.
User avatar #99 - holycrapimacupcake (09/13/2014) [-]
He's so hard to please that when he says a game is good, you may wanna pick it up.
User avatar #100 - SlowpokeForever (09/13/2014) [-]
I don't know, as a long time fan of Ace Combat, I was kinda cringing at his Assault Horizon review lol
User avatar #102 - holycrapimacupcake (09/13/2014) [-]
Alright I'll give you that one.
#91 - I'm perfectly fine with John, I like him a lot actually. We ne…  [+] (9 new replies) 09/13/2014 on All hail his biscuity goodness 0
User avatar #92 - holycrapimacupcake (09/13/2014) [-]
Fair enough, can't deny that TB gives a damned good review.
User avatar #93 - SlowpokeForever (09/13/2014) [-]
I've actually bought several games on his recommendation.
User avatar #95 - holycrapimacupcake (09/13/2014) [-]
That's how I picked up Tomb Raider.

Then there's Angry Joe, who literally calls out his own subs for the shit they do, like sending death threats to harassing other people.
User avatar #96 - SlowpokeForever (09/13/2014) [-]
I like Joe, I like that unlike most video game reviewers he doesn't take himself seriously, and I also like that he's gotten away from Channel Awesome. My one complaint is that he puts dumb storylines and skits into his videos, but he's obviously having fun so I can't dog on him too much for it.
User avatar #97 - holycrapimacupcake (09/13/2014) [-]
I got to play ESO with him during the beta and went into the PVP alogside him, holy shit is this guy good.
User avatar #98 - SlowpokeForever (09/13/2014) [-]
Yeah I ran into him in Planetside 2 (TR for the win) that guy is a beast.
User avatar #99 - holycrapimacupcake (09/13/2014) [-]
He's so hard to please that when he says a game is good, you may wanna pick it up.
User avatar #100 - SlowpokeForever (09/13/2014) [-]
I don't know, as a long time fan of Ace Combat, I was kinda cringing at his Assault Horizon review lol
User avatar #102 - holycrapimacupcake (09/13/2014) [-]
Alright I'll give you that one.

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User avatar #102 - turtlebaconn (08/22/2014) [-]
【公式】「どないやねん ヤドン」MV
User avatar #103 to #102 - SlowpokeForever (08/22/2014) [-]
Hey that's pretty cool. Thanks man.
User avatar #100 - SlowpokeForever (08/04/2014) [-]
Hey comicexplain, I know you get a lot of notes but this bothers me.
I just saw Guardians of the Galaxy today (wonderful movie) but two thins stuck out to me.
1. Yondu is a member of the Ravagers.
2. Collector's base is called "Knowhere"
Now in DC Comics, the Ravagers where made by N.O.W.H.E.R.E. I also have no evidence of the Ravagers ever being a Marvel team so is this one big coincidence or..?
User avatar #101 to #100 - comicexplain ONLINE (08/04/2014) [-]
You're thinking of a different Yondu! This one, in Marvel, was a staple member of the Guardians of the Galaxy, a founding member, really. He'll be back in the sequel! The rest is an interesting coincidence, for the most part!
User avatar #104 to #101 - SlowpokeForever (09/05/2014) [-]
Hey bud I thought I'd catch you again to vent.
I just heard what they did to Wally West and frankly I'm disgusted. Wally West was my childhood hero, you can't rip him out of universe, and then put him back him as a ******* hood rat that in no way resembles Wally. I'm personally going with the fanon that this Wally West has the same name but it just some useless thug and that MY Wally, the REAL FLASH will never see the light of day again. I ******* hate DC and Marvel both for jumping on the Tumblr wagon so I guess I'm saying I'm resigning from comics.
User avatar #105 to #104 - comicexplain ONLINE (09/05/2014) [-]
I know what you mean! Forcefeeding people 'diversity' isn't going to make them like the taste.
User avatar #91 - nought (06/25/2014) [-]
have you ever went slow?
User avatar #92 to #91 - SlowpokeForever (06/25/2014) [-]
I suppose there's some things I take easy.
#90 - datgrass (06/25/2014) [-]
Comment Picture
User avatar #93 to #90 - SlowpokeForever (06/26/2014) [-]
Nice. Do you have a purple one?
User avatar #96 to #95 - SlowpokeForever (07/09/2014) [-]
Sweet thanks.
#88 - theahhnold (06/25/2014) [-]
Olweys remembah zhat okeh?
#89 to #88 - SlowpokeForever (06/25/2014) [-]
Okeh. Thawnk yew.
#86 - asianbear (06/25/2014) [-]
Go **** yourself
User avatar #85 to #84 - SlowpokeForever (06/25/2014) [-]
Sweet.
User avatar #83 - thenamecreator (06/25/2014) [-]
Hola SlowpokeForever, you went by the post it shows. Thanks for clicking the mouse button to give me a virtual finger that is useless... But I hope this won't be and I can cheer up your day somehow or somewhat!
User avatar #94 to #83 - SlowpokeForever (06/26/2014) [-]
Hola. I've mostly been going around thumbing these posts up to help people level. Good guy Slowpoke.
User avatar #70 to #68 - SlowpokeForever (06/25/2014) [-]
Dangerously cheesy.
User avatar #69 to #67 - SlowpokeForever (06/25/2014) [-]
The moose is loose.
User avatar #71 to #69 - presidentmoose (06/25/2014) [-]
There's a loose moose aboot
User avatar #72 to #71 - SlowpokeForever (06/25/2014) [-]
Gah! You have colored text! You moose toting fiend!
User avatar #73 to #72 - presidentmoose (06/25/2014) [-]
I have about 35 weeks of colored text
User avatar #74 to #73 - SlowpokeForever (06/25/2014) [-]
You glorious bastard. Tell me your secrets.
User avatar #75 to #74 - presidentmoose (06/25/2014) [-]
Be a ******* badass... I really don't know, man. If you need proof, though, it's right there on my profile
User avatar #76 to #75 - SlowpokeForever (06/25/2014) [-]
Nah I believe ya, I'm mostly just giving you **** lol
User avatar #77 to #76 - presidentmoose (06/25/2014) [-]
not to sound like a cunt but i guess i just know what the community wants
User avatar #78 to #77 - SlowpokeForever (06/25/2014) [-]
Naw, you're good man. I used to have a bunch of content on my profile, three or four of which got to the front page. Whatever happened to them is beyond me.
User avatar #79 to #78 - presidentmoose (06/25/2014) [-]
Since June 10th (when I started using this account) I've had 44 posts on the front page and 3 comments reach top 10
User avatar #80 to #79 - SlowpokeForever (06/25/2014) [-]
Awesome man. To be honest, I'm not much for posting anyway, I'm a more quiet member of the community, but I've been here since...I guess the Yellow Days. I didn't make an account until everything went grey but hey.
User avatar #81 to #80 - presidentmoose (06/25/2014) [-]
My ALT account is actually rank 7 (wbrehmer). I only made this account in honor of my amazing puppy, Moose. Yes... this name President Moose is actually named after my dog, not a moose. HOODATHUNKIT
User avatar #82 to #81 - SlowpokeForever (06/25/2014) [-]
What a twist haha. But good on you man, I'm glad to see someone at least enjoys being part of the party. Keep up the good work mate.
#65 - Byte (06/21/2014) [-]
SlowpokeForever
A profile with no pic
Why not use this one?

that was a haiku
User avatar #66 to #65 - SlowpokeForever (06/21/2014) [-]
Sure bud. Also, great haiku. I keep trying to make my profie picture dickbutt to no avail.
User avatar #64 to #63 - SlowpokeForever (06/20/2014) [-]
fap fap fap
User avatar #61 - SlowpokeForever (09/10/2013) [-]
Test. Let's see how this works.
User avatar #62 to #61 - SlowpokeForever (09/10/2013) [-]
Sweet...gray text.
#60 - crossedgex **User deleted account** (06/25/2013) [-]
do you want your items?
User avatar #53 - doopleganger (09/13/2012) [-]
Thanks again for the tip on watching gravity falls, I haven't enjoyed watching a T.V. show like that since King of the hill ended
User avatar #54 to #53 - SlowpokeForever (09/13/2012) [-]
Anytime man, but pace yourself, new ep bi-weekly :/ It's a hell of a wait.
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User avatar #44 - ienjoyrofling (07/22/2012) [-]
I saw you with the same avatar, and thought I already commented on some stuff.
'Round these here parts, that's MAH avahter, i reckon you outta change it fer summin bad happins to ye'
User avatar #45 to #44 - SlowpokeForever (07/22/2012) [-]
I'm sorry good sir or madam but I am quite fond of this avatar :P
User avatar #46 to #45 - ienjoyrofling (07/22/2012) [-]
S'cool, dood. I was actually delighted to see someone with the same one. I haven't changed my avatar since I put it on. I used it after having an account for a few weeks, and I've had it since. I don't even have it on my computer anymore (not that I can't get it).
User avatar #47 to #46 - SlowpokeForever (07/22/2012) [-]
Same here man I don't think I have this on my comp anymore lol but it is pretty cool to see the same avatar.
#42 - rustyshakleford (05/12/2012) [-]
Nice profile gif
User avatar #43 to #42 - SlowpokeForever (05/17/2012) [-]
Thank ya :)
#41 - mutodude (07/24/2011) [-]
:D
:D
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User avatar #35 to #34 - SlowpokeForever (12/04/2010) [-]
Yeah, is it funny?
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User avatar #37 to #36 - SlowpokeForever (12/04/2010) [-]
*shrugs* Who knows? My hardrive got wiped, so it's kind of hard to retrieve that picture again lol XD
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User avatar #39 to #38 - SlowpokeForever (12/04/2010) [-]
Oh ok.
Don't worry, changing now ^__^
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