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Gender: male
Age: 110
Date Signed Up:11/08/2009
Last Login:8/09/2012
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Funnyjunk Career Stats
Content Thumbs: 28 total,  70 ,  42
Comment Thumbs: 5629 total,  7079 ,  1450
Content Level Progress: 54.23% (32/59)
Level 0 Content: Untouched account → Level 1 Content: New Here
Comment Level Progress: 27% (27/100)
Level 256 Comments: Contaminated Win → Level 257 Comments: Contaminated Win
Subscribers:2
Content Views:20545
Times Content Favorited:7 times
Total Comments Made:945
FJ Points:6388

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#93 - OH MY GOD THAT WAS SO cLOSE I CAN FEEL MY HEART BEATIGN 04/07/2011 on Why would you do that? +2
#91 - **Slow king rolls 91,311** Quints and I delete my account  [+] (1 new reply) 04/07/2011 on Why would you do that? +2
#93 - Slow king (04/07/2011) [-]
OH MY GOD THAT WAS SO cLOSE I CAN FEEL MY HEART BEATIGN
#81 - Your hair is either a Bieberhelmet or an epic mustache … 04/07/2011 on A true tale of irony +3
#100 - You should probably also check up on the receding hairline 04/07/2011 on AND THEN IT HIT ME 0
#103 - That's very nice, now do your homework  [+] (1 new reply) 04/07/2011 on The Gay Test +9
#116 - xxxsonic fanxxx (04/07/2011) [-]
#97 - Picture 04/07/2011 on Coach's first smoke 0
#180 - You will never be a sentient woodland creature 04/07/2011 on Bumbling Bambi +3
#310 - when i saw the title my first thought was some kind of sick porn 04/07/2011 on Teacher Owns Kid +2
#113 - That implies you couldn't last as long as the people in the video  [+] (1 new reply) 04/07/2011 on You know it happens to you... +4
#118 - xxxsonic fanxxx (04/07/2011) [-]
Fapping is quicker than a fuck. Hell, I could bust one out in like two and a half minutes if I went flat out.
People in pr0n often fuck multiple times and through the magic of editing there's no cool down in between.
#201 - Sponges are used cleaning tools, so when they get dirty themse…  [+] (3 new replies) 04/07/2011 on Don't Throw him Away +8
#232 - willferral (04/07/2011) [-]
wanna bet on that?
User avatar #204 - superglue (04/07/2011) [-]
Good job bro. Your the Demetri Martin of funny. At least I understand!
User avatar #202 - hakodoushi (04/07/2011) [-]
thats what she said
#342 - It's still missing arsenic, shark tears and testosterone. More… 04/07/2011 on Victory Sandwich +1
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#135 - Meanwhile, in the world outside... 04/07/2011 on A MANS WORST TORTURE +35
#286 - More importantly, what kind of demented balloon animal is this… 04/07/2011 on Foot Long +1
#897 - Best picture on all of BAWWWjunk 04/07/2011 on Baawwwww Warning 0
#255 - Pretty low qualito. Sorry for the nuhhh btw 04/07/2011 on Dogs +5
#298 - Picture 04/07/2011 on Jedi Mind Trick RB +5
#484 - OP, the Harmonious Correction Bureau for Western Devilry has s… 04/07/2011 on Hidden message -1
#426 - "lol" 04/07/2011 on First Time +1
#544 - The ones that weren't reposts were hitlerious. 6 stars 04/07/2011 on Random comp +6
#631 - Comment deleted 04/07/2011 on How I Failed my History Test +1
#24 - smartphowned sucks. What's the point of making a jab at an irl… 01/28/2011 on I have found some +4
#34 - If he let go of the handles he would flap around like a WACKY … 01/28/2011 on Roller costerr +4
#15 - PBS delievered 01/28/2011 on Win Compilation 0
#55 - ...i suck at paint, but you get the idea  [+] (1 new reply) 01/28/2011 on Now Imagine Thousands of... 0
#60 - bazingaman (01/28/2011) [-]
i got rid of the extra shit for you

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#11 - GainesWorthy (08/03/2012) [-]
Hat simulators?
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User avatar #2 - fedupmotherfucker (12/01/2010) [-]
hehe
User avatar #1 - fedupmotherfucker (12/01/2010) [-]
You hurt my feelings.
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