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Date Signed Up:11/08/2009
Last Login:8/09/2012
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#516 - ATOMIC PURPLE, BIATCHES swag  [+] (2 new replies) 06/18/2011 on Oh God. +8
#557 - anonymous (06/18/2011) [-]
you lose, mo
you lose!
#519 - anonymous (06/18/2011) [-]
effing hipster...
#452 - DON'T F***ING LIE, ASSHAT 05/22/2011 on MY FUCKING GOD IT WORKS 0
#450 - You get a loop with "sovereign state" do i win? 05/22/2011 on MY FUCKING GOD IT WORKS 0
#43 - OP, y u thumb whore? 05/22/2011 on Y U NO COMP 1 -3
#116 - I don't see anything wrong with it. No, no I'm not goin…  [+] (2 new replies) 05/22/2011 on Stone -6
#134 - TomCruise (05/22/2011) [-]
#119 - anonymous (05/22/2011) [-]
Nothing is wrong with his spelling, and you forgot a "?".
#41 - Picture 05/22/2011 on Lost Patients +14
#127 - Picture  [+] (4 new replies) 05/22/2011 on Hugh Laurie +3
#134 - loverofmetal has deleted their comment.
#132 - anonymous (05/22/2011) [-]
Dude, you do know there is an f13 key. It's right under the page down key.
User avatar #137 - misterbonzo (05/22/2011) [-]
Drat, you got me again!
User avatar #130 - holyshitxd (05/22/2011) [-]
LAWL ya got me!
#110 - SonicTeam. You really need to work on your dialogue. Seriou…  [+] (6 new replies) 05/22/2011 on Stone -14
#113 - apimpnamedslickbak (05/22/2011) [-]
Slow king. You really need to work on your punctuation.
Seriosuly, were you even trying
#146 - anonymous (05/22/2011) [-]
Seriously*
#120 - cakeisawesome has deleted their comment.
User avatar #116 - Slow king (05/22/2011) [-]
I don't see anything wrong with it.

No, no I'm not going to comment on your spelling.
#134 - TomCruise (05/22/2011) [-]
#119 - anonymous (05/22/2011) [-]
Nothing is wrong with his spelling, and you forgot a "?".
#228 - I've been banned for clicking the submit button more than once… 05/21/2011 on You must be banned here 2 +6
#269 - SHOW UP IN WRONG TEMPLATE DELIVER UNFUNNY CAPTI… 05/21/2011 on penguin +7
#789 - Comeback? I'm sorry? I was stating the truth. What did my post… 05/21/2011 on Rapture +4
#261 - source is 05/21/2011 on Buzz Killing -2
#162 - Really FJ? I'm going to shoot myself in the goddamn mouth. … 05/21/2011 on Sperm 0
#765 - And you sound like an autistic nine year old who just got done…  [+] (10 new replies) 05/21/2011 on Rapture +1
#791 - Reverend (05/21/2011) [-]
/thread
User avatar #832 - thatnerdyguy (05/21/2011) [-]
Literally NONE of those apply to me, or any of the Christian people I associate with.
If you're going to argue against something, relying on mudslinging isn't the best strategy, and you might want to actually learn about it.
#833 - Reverend (05/22/2011) [-]
I went to Christian schools for 10 years. try me.
User avatar #836 - thatnerdyguy (05/22/2011) [-]
I already did.
That list of ten bullshit facts about Christianity do not in fact apply to any Christians I know.
User avatar #856 - Reverend (05/22/2011) [-]
That was a little messy response, the character limit made a problem. But that post was the "Problem of Evil" made by the philosopher Epicurus. Also:
Before Noah saved 2 of every animal before the great flood, how did he have access to indigenous creatures of australia circa 5000 BC.
#851 - Reverend (05/22/2011) [-]
Every Christian I have ever met has at least 3+ of those applying to them.
God exists.
God is omnipotent, omniscient, and perfectly good.
A perfectly good being would want to prevent all evils.
An omniscient being knows every way in which evils can come into existence.
An omnipotent being, who knows every way in which an evil can come into existence, has the power to prevent that evil from coming into existence.
A being who knows every way in which an evil can come into existence, who is able to prevent that evil from coming into existence, and who wants to do so, would prevent the existence of that evil.
If there exists an omnipotent, omniscient, and perfectly good being, then no evil exists.
Evil exists (logical contradiction).
User avatar #858 - thatnerdyguy (05/22/2011) [-]
Without evil we would not know good.

I believe the term is /thread?
'Cause I'm not doing this shit.
User avatar #877 - Reverend (05/22/2011) [-]
Quit being immature and thumbing down every post I make. And your response does not disprove the problem of evil... not even remotely.
Also: If we have proof of the evolution of humans, how does creationism fit in?
#769 - xdiabolicx (05/21/2011) [-]
is that the only comeback u can come up with? no wonder your god didnt take u
#789 - Slow king (05/21/2011) [-]
Comeback? I'm sorry? I was stating the truth. What did my post even include that incited you to challenge a belief that I never stated I subscribed to? I was merely pointing out that OP had a childish, innate sense of humor and a poorly backed, probably, world view. My point stands - both of you sound like autistic preteens. G'day
#252 - Jesus wore sandals Jesus also wore a purse, apparently  [+] (2 new replies) 05/21/2011 on Rapture! +5
#267 - factory (05/22/2011) [-]
It holds his camera.
#261 - MrsWafflez (05/21/2011) [-]
#442 - tr00 gamers don't play Call of Duty your comic is invalid 05/21/2011 on hah (check desc) +19
#710 - OP sounds like an autistic eight year old who just got done wi…  [+] (12 new replies) 05/21/2011 on Rapture +2
#755 - xdiabolicx (05/21/2011) [-]
lets all worship a made up higher being and kill people for our make believe cause

derp
#765 - Slow king (05/21/2011) [-]
And you sound like an autistic nine year old who just got done with the God Delusion
#791 - Reverend (05/21/2011) [-]
/thread
User avatar #832 - thatnerdyguy (05/21/2011) [-]
Literally NONE of those apply to me, or any of the Christian people I associate with.
If you're going to argue against something, relying on mudslinging isn't the best strategy, and you might want to actually learn about it.
#833 - Reverend (05/22/2011) [-]
I went to Christian schools for 10 years. try me.
User avatar #836 - thatnerdyguy (05/22/2011) [-]
I already did.
That list of ten bullshit facts about Christianity do not in fact apply to any Christians I know.
User avatar #856 - Reverend (05/22/2011) [-]
That was a little messy response, the character limit made a problem. But that post was the "Problem of Evil" made by the philosopher Epicurus. Also:
Before Noah saved 2 of every animal before the great flood, how did he have access to indigenous creatures of australia circa 5000 BC.
#851 - Reverend (05/22/2011) [-]
Every Christian I have ever met has at least 3+ of those applying to them.
God exists.
God is omnipotent, omniscient, and perfectly good.
A perfectly good being would want to prevent all evils.
An omniscient being knows every way in which evils can come into existence.
An omnipotent being, who knows every way in which an evil can come into existence, has the power to prevent that evil from coming into existence.
A being who knows every way in which an evil can come into existence, who is able to prevent that evil from coming into existence, and who wants to do so, would prevent the existence of that evil.
If there exists an omnipotent, omniscient, and perfectly good being, then no evil exists.
Evil exists (logical contradiction).
User avatar #858 - thatnerdyguy (05/22/2011) [-]
Without evil we would not know good.

I believe the term is /thread?
'Cause I'm not doing this shit.
User avatar #877 - Reverend (05/22/2011) [-]
Quit being immature and thumbing down every post I make. And your response does not disprove the problem of evil... not even remotely.
Also: If we have proof of the evolution of humans, how does creationism fit in?
#769 - xdiabolicx (05/21/2011) [-]
is that the only comeback u can come up with? no wonder your god didnt take u
#789 - Slow king (05/21/2011) [-]
Comeback? I'm sorry? I was stating the truth. What did my post even include that incited you to challenge a belief that I never stated I subscribed to? I was merely pointing out that OP had a childish, innate sense of humor and a poorly backed, probably, world view. My point stands - both of you sound like autistic preteens. G'day
#510 - "I have been dead for billions of years and never suffere… 04/10/2011 on Is it all a dream? 0
#500 - That's implying that a) My life would actually flash before… 04/10/2011 on Is it all a dream? 0
#3 - no one else need comment 04/09/2011 on Napping into another dimension +3
#24 - nice try 04/09/2011 on Religion's Diagram... +3
#17 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 04/09/2011 on Look at this dog +25
#24 - anonymous Comment deleted by Slow king
#22 - I for one welcome our new scorpion overlords 04/09/2011 on I lol'd +16
#112 - I can speak to that 04/09/2011 on And you thought I was gay... 0
#10 - REEEPOOOOOOOOSSS- jklol noone givs a shiz 04/09/2011 on STFU 0

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User avatar #2 - fedupmotherfucker (12/01/2010) [-]
hehe
User avatar #1 - fedupmotherfucker (12/01/2010) [-]
You hurt my feelings.
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