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Slow king

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Gender: male
Age: 112
Date Signed Up:11/08/2009
Last Login:8/09/2012
Location:q
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Content Thumbs: 31 total,  74 ,  43
Comment Thumbs: 5631 total,  7081 ,  1450
Content Level Progress: 52.54% (31/59)
Level 0 Content: Untouched account → Level 1 Content: New Here
Comment Level Progress: 28% (28/100)
Level 256 Comments: Contaminated Win → Level 257 Comments: Contaminated Win
Subscribers:2
Content Views:40743
Times Content Favorited:8 times
Total Comments Made:945
FJ Points:6388

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#554 - Oh, Jesus. I can't possibly thumb this down enough. Everything…  [+] (2 replies) 08/05/2012 on A difference +7
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#563 - buttholee (03/15/2013) [-]
Have you forgiven my faggish ways yet, oh good sir?
#558 - Whaaaaaaaaa (08/05/2012) [-]
#38 - What would happen if you smash two retards together Do you…  [+] (1 reply) 08/03/2012 on Mental Status +2
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#46 - thebritishguy (08/03/2012) [-]
questions like this is why they built the hadron collider
#87 - ***** THAT MOSKEETO WANT YO DICK THIS ***** GOT FEMALE BI…  [+] (1 reply) 08/03/2012 on Hardest decision a man can... +21
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#88 - gazoogo (08/03/2012) [-]
NIGGA EVER TIME YOU SAY NIGGA THUH USUH NIGGA GETS A NOTIFICATION, NIGGA.
#111 - >But....surely it deosn't matter that much what a girl's do…  [+] (1 reply) 08/03/2012 on Doggy style +2
#119 - anon (08/03/2012) [-]
Well the vagina is on the main body (as is the back), and is independent of the legs, so the further she bends over, the more horizontal her "passge" is, making it much easier to find and put your weiner in. Think cowgirl, but rotated 90 degrees.
I lost my virginity about four months ago btw, and when we tried doggy she did the first position shown, and it was almost impossible to dock the shuttle.
#174 - Meet the bloop. The ocean wants to kill you :D  [+] (2 replies) 08/03/2012 on Mermaid 0
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#196 - vigilum (08/03/2012) [-]
There's one other unexplainable sound that happened a bit north of it, named Julia. And a few other sounds.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_unexplained_sounds
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#180 - cakefaceify (08/03/2012) [-]
You read The Swarm?.. If not, you should. Brings in the Bloop, as well as Scratch and a few other famous unidentified sounds. That book is creepy as fuck, and insanely good.
#176 - So FJ is still dutifully thumbing up 13 year olds' goofy drawn…  [+] (1 reply) 08/03/2012 on Fake Oreos +4
#181 - elsasquatch (08/03/2012) [-]
it's better than what you or I have done, sooooo
#165 - Mamaaaaaa Just manned a gun Put a killed aga…  [+] (8 replies) 08/03/2012 on Queen +25
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#172 - beunosnoches (08/03/2012) [-]
mama life was just the gun and now hes blown and gone it all away
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#190 - beunosnoches (08/03/2012) [-]
carry on carry on

nothing cause matters
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#205 - pryhuss (08/03/2012) [-]
mee tooooooooooooooooooooo
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#206 - beunosnoches (08/03/2012) [-]
anyblow the wind ways
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#260 - garentei (08/04/2012) [-]
NOOOOO I will not let you bismillah
NOOOOO I will not let you bismillah
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#281 - beunosnoches (08/04/2012) [-]
galleleo was beelezubub fourty
foury
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