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Slow king

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Gender: male
Age: 111
Date Signed Up:11/08/2009
Last Login:8/09/2012
Location:q
Funnyjunk Career Stats
Content Thumbs: 29 total,  71 ,  42
Comment Thumbs: 5631 total,  7081 ,  1450
Content Level Progress: 54.23% (32/59)
Level 0 Content: Untouched account → Level 1 Content: New Here
Comment Level Progress: 28% (28/100)
Level 256 Comments: Contaminated Win → Level 257 Comments: Contaminated Win
Subscribers:2
Content Views:21182
Times Content Favorited:7 times
Total Comments Made:945
FJ Points:6389

latest user's comments

#245 - NOOOOOOOOO 08/05/2012 on I put the title on the content 0
#554 - Oh, Jesus. I can't possibly thumb this down enough. Everything…  [+] (2 new replies) 08/05/2012 on A difference +7
User avatar #563 - buttholee (03/15/2013) [-]
Have you forgiven my faggish ways yet, oh good sir?
#558 - Whaaaaaaaaa (08/05/2012) [-]
#38 - What would happen if you smash two retards together Do you…  [+] (1 new reply) 08/03/2012 on Mental Status +2
User avatar #46 - thebritishguy (08/03/2012) [-]
questions like this is why they built the hadron collider
#87 - ***** THAT MOSKEETO WANT YO DICK THIS …  [+] (1 new reply) 08/03/2012 on Hardest decision a man can... +21
User avatar #88 - gazoogo (08/03/2012) [-]
NIGGA EVER TIME YOU SAY NIGGA THUH USUH NIGGA GETS A NOTIFICATION, NIGGA.
#289 - You, sir, are a gentleman and a scholar. 08/03/2012 on Christians +2
#111 - >But....surely it deosn't matter that much what a girl's do…  [+] (1 new reply) 08/03/2012 on Doggy style +2
#119 - anonexplains (08/03/2012) [-]
Well the vagina is on the main body (as is the back), and is independent of the legs, so the further she bends over, the more horizontal her "passge" is, making it much easier to find and put your weiner in. Think cowgirl, but rotated 90 degrees.
I lost my virginity about four months ago btw, and when we tried doggy she did the first position shown, and it was almost impossible to dock the shuttle.
#174 - Meet the bloop. The ocean wants to kill you :D  [+] (2 new replies) 08/03/2012 on Mermaid 0
User avatar #196 - vigilum (08/03/2012) [-]
There's one other unexplainable sound that happened a bit north of it, named Julia. And a few other sounds.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_unexplained_sounds
User avatar #180 - cakefaceify (08/03/2012) [-]
You read The Swarm?.. If not, you should. Brings in the Bloop, as well as Scratch and a few other famous unidentified sounds. That book is creepy as fuck, and insanely good.
#199 - Why are chicks proud of being fat I don't ******* … 08/03/2012 on Dickbutt +19
#176 - So FJ is still dutifully thumbing up 13 year olds' goofy drawn…  [+] (1 new reply) 08/03/2012 on Fake Oreos +4
#181 - elsasquatch (08/03/2012) [-]
it's better than what you or I have done, sooooo
#165 - Mamaaaaaa Just manned a gun Put a killed aga…  [+] (8 new replies) 08/03/2012 on Queen +25
User avatar #172 - beunosnoches (08/03/2012) [-]
mama life was just the gun and now hes blown and gone it all away
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User avatar #190 - beunosnoches (08/03/2012) [-]
carry on carry on

nothing cause matters
User avatar #205 - pryhuss (08/03/2012) [-]
mee tooooooooooooooooooooo
User avatar #206 - beunosnoches (08/03/2012) [-]
anyblow the wind ways
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User avatar #260 - garentei (08/04/2012) [-]
NOOOOO I will not let you bismillah
NOOOOO I will not let you bismillah
User avatar #281 - beunosnoches (08/04/2012) [-]
galleleo was beelezubub fourty
foury
40 EEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
#98 - Men laughing alone with fruit salad? Men laughing alo…  [+] (14 new replies) 08/03/2012 on I hate this commercial +13
#220 - anonexplains (08/04/2012) [-]
Fruit salad! Yummy yummy! Fruit salad! Yummy Yummy!
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#175 - Laddie (08/04/2012) [-]
Dumping mine.
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#328 - ***** thats a lot of names  [+] (1 new reply) 08/03/2012 on This +3
#340 - anonexplains (08/03/2012) [-]
That's not a list. THIS is a list:

pastebin<dot>com/kwFPheCD
#158 - Everyone saying these square Facebook posts are cancer, is the…  [+] (3 new replies) 08/03/2012 on SLUT. +16
User avatar #168 - baditch (08/03/2012) [-]
That pic is priceless and well utilized.
User avatar #162 - FuNuTs (08/03/2012) [-]
No.
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#116 - Picture 12/31/2011 on Scared Blacks 0
#130 - Richard Simmons MIND 12/31/2011 on Facebook (3) +2
#129 - You seem to be having some trouble there. Let me help you 9fаg 12/31/2011 on Facebook (3) +3
#62 - This is going places.  [+] (1 new reply) 12/31/2011 on Dogs +11
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#35 - dis ***** 12/31/2011 on Where is this sign at!? +4
#348 - Doesn't change the fact that 90% of the FJ community are Faceb…  [+] (1 new reply) 12/31/2011 on 4chan doesn't hate us..... +1
User avatar #357 - lilmoka (12/31/2011) [-]
But iv been here since i was 6....i was born in 1995. and when i was in a room with friends they found it by searching funny. i miss the "the word fuck" and the male rain and shit. the old stuff was better then this! and im on facebook but seriously i never take funnyjunk to facebook.
#32 - .  [+] (1 new reply) 12/31/2011 on Expectations +5
#54 - rooftoilet (12/31/2011) [-]
RECEPTION
#146 - Yo dawg... 12/30/2011 on Meme of the year awards! 2 +11
#23 - ...tha **** ?? Displaying your subconscious racism…  [+] (2 new replies) 12/28/2011 on Frontpage of reposts +17
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User avatar #28 - javalord (12/28/2011) [-]
might i suggest you grow a pair
#21 - Actually, 4chan has archives and other sites to lap up their w… 12/28/2011 on Frontpage of reposts +3
#27 - Because barrel rolls fix everything 12/28/2011 on Serious Question +18
#27 - FJ - 4chan relations in a nutshell 12/28/2011 on 4chan dump 10 +8
What do you think? Give us your opinion. Anonymous comments allowed.
#11 - GainesWorthy (08/03/2012) [-]
Hat simulators?
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User avatar #2 - fedupmotherfucker (12/01/2010) [-]
hehe
User avatar #1 - fedupmotherfucker (12/01/2010) [-]
You hurt my feelings.
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