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Age: 110
Date Signed Up:11/08/2009
Last Login:8/09/2012
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Funnyjunk Career Stats
Content Thumbs: 28 total,  70 ,  42
Comment Thumbs: 5629 total,  7079 ,  1450
Content Level Progress: 54.23% (32/59)
Level 0 Content: Untouched account → Level 1 Content: New Here
Comment Level Progress: 27% (27/100)
Level 256 Comments: Contaminated Win → Level 257 Comments: Contaminated Win
Subscribers:2
Content Views:20547
Times Content Favorited:7 times
Total Comments Made:945
FJ Points:6388

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#18 - I'm not the only one. I'm never the… 01/22/2011 on Picking Up Socks +5
#76 - also, "...and other body parts" 01/22/2011 on Torture Devices Part 2 0
#75 - There is no actual evidence Iron Maidens were…  [+] (1 new reply) 01/22/2011 on Torture Devices Part 2 +2
#76 - Slow king (01/22/2011) [-]
also, "...and other body parts"
#13 - I remember in 1st grade someone thought I was talking to a gir…  [+] (1 new reply) 01/22/2011 on Dude, why +19
#16 - ndongell (01/22/2011) [-]
#140 - You 12 year olds are even worse than him, you know that?  [+] (2 new replies) 01/22/2011 on Bieber Vs. Beatles +3
#143 - reggaered (01/22/2011) [-]
why you mad tho?
User avatar #149 - Slow king (01/22/2011) [-]
Because you're deluding the funny in fj with his ugly mug.
#138 - No one ever says the Beatles suck and no one ever says Bieber … 01/22/2011 on Bieber Vs. Beatles 0
#59 - "CRAP CRAP CRAP CRAP CRAP CRAP CRAP CRAP CRAP" 01/22/2011 on This is why you don't add... +1
#14 - HAHA HAA 01/22/2011 on Where He Belongs +1
#10 - Why would you demean and disrespect people you know in real li…  [+] (3 new replies) 01/22/2011 on thanks facebook +47
#27 - Alinahlis (01/22/2011) [-]
#20 - evilpacman (01/22/2011) [-]
#11 - sylthemedic (01/22/2011) [-]
#25 - well... well i'm a level 15 on fj  [+] (4 new replies) 01/22/2011 on Alpha as Fuck -7
#26 - reggaered (01/22/2011) [-]
I've reached level 15 a long time ago and you didn't hear me douching up funnyjunk
#89 - fucksticks (01/22/2011) [-]
#92 - Sasher (01/22/2011) [-]
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User avatar #31 - Slow king (01/22/2011) [-]
Did I sound like I was actually bragging? I was noting how non-alpha I was.

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#43 - ...what are you implying  [+] (1 new reply) 01/22/2011 on The Progress Of Evolution 0
User avatar #44 - ztwentyonez (01/22/2011) [-]
im implying that i like to pet horses.
#59 - lol at you deleting your comment just before i can thumb it up… 01/22/2011 on As Children +1
#58 - lol at the idiots thumbing you down because they don't notice …  [+] (1 new reply) 01/22/2011 on As Children 0
User avatar #59 - Slow king (01/22/2011) [-]
lol at you deleting your comment just before i can thumb it up because you're insecure about thumbs and were too lazy to justify yourself
#634 - I've always felt a deep connection to Cats but Upsidedown my e… 01/22/2011 on New Horoscopes by Anna +2
#57 - I'm a freshman, and you have no rights to a good college until… 01/22/2011 on How Freshmen Think +1
#366 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 01/22/2011 on OH SHIT +35
#433 - richardjames (01/22/2011) [-]
HA HA HA,

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#45 - Picture 01/22/2011 on I Hate Winter Mornings +5
#90 - Ohhhhh i get it now 01/22/2011 on Actually. . . +2
#198 - Picture 01/22/2011 on I feel old +3
#340 - I was banned from 4chan today we ca…  [+] (15 new replies) 01/22/2011 on OH SHIT +49
#468 - somrandm has deleted their comment.
#387 - saint cupid (01/22/2011) [-]
You must have posted some really awful shit to get banned from 4chan
#357 - Kraid (01/22/2011) [-]
HOW THE FUCK DO YOU GET BANNED FROM 4CHAN!? O: are u Jesus??
User avatar #471 - songoten (01/22/2011) [-]
CP
User avatar #445 - ShitzAndGigglez (01/22/2011) [-]
No, she's Mary.
#397 - xxxsonic fanxxx (01/22/2011) [-]
the mods dont need a reason, they coulda just been bored
#379 - xxxsonic fanxxx (01/22/2011) [-]
Ask what CP is when someone mentions it for a thread...

I was bombarded with pictures of children that accomplished what i havent. D:
#383 - Kraid (01/22/2011) [-]
User avatar #378 - TemplateGuy (01/22/2011) [-]
post a picture of Piccolo and say he fucked goku, the thread must then become a spam thread, once is registered as spam Moot will autoban you for 30 days... happy?
User avatar #507 - TemplateGuy (01/23/2011) [-]
or CP
#413 - xxxsonic fanxxx (01/22/2011) [-]
But where do I put it?
#412 - xxxsonic fanxxx (01/22/2011) [-]
I WILL DO THIS
#411 - xxxsonic fanxxx (01/22/2011) [-]
I WILL
#366 - Slow king (01/22/2011) [-]
#433 - richardjames (01/22/2011) [-]
HA HA HA,

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#278 - Knew someone was going to say that and get thumbed up. 01/22/2011 on LEGO Dice Tower 0
#132 - Picture 01/22/2011 on Am I doing it right? +13
#251 - lol whitey 01/22/2011 on prelude du fornication +2
#263 - I've deduced I must get a reply to have children. I shall be m…  [+] (4 new replies) 01/22/2011 on LEGO Dice Tower 0
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#344 - joshofky has deleted their comment.
User avatar #272 - WuzzupPotato (01/22/2011) [-]
Forever Alone
User avatar #278 - Slow king (01/22/2011) [-]
Knew someone was going to say that and get thumbed up.
#262 - Okay, I've been gone from FJ for a while and I'm noticing this…  [+] (8 new replies) 01/22/2011 on LEGO Dice Tower 0
#290 - xxxsonic fanxxx (01/22/2011) [-]
those are how many replies you have, how many the people who replied have, and so on
User avatar #287 - Zaivia (01/22/2011) [-]
I'm pretty sure it's collapsing the replies, because the children is always the same number at replies.
User avatar #277 - godofsnacks (01/22/2011) [-]
Three children!!! Oh god we're gonna be poor
User avatar #263 - Slow king (01/22/2011) [-]
I've deduced I must get a reply to have children. I shall be my own child
#345 - joshofky has deleted their comment.
#344 - joshofky has deleted their comment.
User avatar #272 - WuzzupPotato (01/22/2011) [-]
Forever Alone
User avatar #278 - Slow king (01/22/2011) [-]
Knew someone was going to say that and get thumbed up.

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Hat simulators?
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User avatar #2 - fedupmotherfucker (12/01/2010) [-]
hehe
User avatar #1 - fedupmotherfucker (12/01/2010) [-]
You hurt my feelings.
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