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- tr00 gamers don't play Call of Duty your comic is invalid
hah (check desc)
- OP sounds like an autistic eight year old who just got done wi…
lets all worship a made up higher being and kill people for our make believe cause
And you sound like an autistic nine year old who just got done with the God Delusion
Literally NONE of those apply to me, or any of the Christian people I associate with.
If you're going to argue against something, relying on mudslinging isn't the best strategy, and you might want to actually learn about it.
I went to Christian schools for 10 years. try me.
I already did.
That list of ten bullshit facts about Christianity do not in fact apply to any Christians I know.
That was a little messy response, the character limit made a problem. But that post was the "Problem of Evil" made by the philosopher Epicurus. Also:
Before Noah saved 2 of every animal before the great flood, how did he have access to indigenous creatures of australia circa 5000 BC.
Every Christian I have ever met has at least 3+ of those applying to them.
God is omnipotent, omniscient, and perfectly good.
A perfectly good being would want to prevent all evils.
An omniscient being knows every way in which evils can come into existence.
An omnipotent being, who knows every way in which an evil can come into existence, has the power to prevent that evil from coming into existence.
A being who knows every way in which an evil can come into existence, who is able to prevent that evil from coming into existence, and who wants to do so, would prevent the existence of that evil.
If there exists an omnipotent, omniscient, and perfectly good being, then no evil exists.
Evil exists (logical contradiction).
Without evil we would not know good.
I believe the term is /thread?
'Cause I'm not doing this shit.
Quit being immature and
ing down every post I make. And your response does not disprove the problem of evil... not even remotely.
Also: If we have proof of the evolution of humans, how does creationism fit in?
is that the only comeback u can come up with? no wonder your god didnt take u
Comeback? I'm sorry? I was stating the truth. What did my post even include that incited you to challenge a belief that I never stated I subscribed to? I was merely pointing out that OP had a childish, innate sense of humor and a poorly backed, probably, world view. My point stands - both of you sound like autistic preteens. G'day
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Is it all a dream?
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Is it all a dream?
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Napping into another dimension
- nice try
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- I for one welcome our new scorpion overlords
- I can speak to that
And you thought I was gay...
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