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Skwurll

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Gender: male
Date Signed Up:2/26/2010
Last Login:4/28/2015
Location:Small Town USA
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Highest Comment Rank:#3106
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Level -3 Content: Sort of disliked → Level -1 Content: Sort of disliked
Comment Level Progress: 56% (56/100)
Level 215 Comments: Comedic Genius → Level 216 Comments: Comedic Genius
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Content Views:234
Total Comments Made:411
FJ Points:1558
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#51 - You sound like you should be narrating poetry or detective sto… 7 hours ago on They only narrate yogurt... +1
#27 - All because of you, I believe in angels. Not the kind with… 04/20/2015 on hard styles +5
#16 - > Pretending that women who enjoy anal don't exist.  [+] (3 new replies) 04/20/2015 on Lemon stealing whore +1
#64 - fefe (04/20/2015) [-]
>Pretending painful anal isn't a result of massive upfucking

Lots of people would like it, but guys who can do it well are scarce as hell
User avatar #33 - andovaredoras (04/20/2015) [-]
In person, I don't even know a single girl who likes giving oral sex....And i'm close friends with quite a few of them... To "normal" sex they are all "oh its good", but then oral or anal is just like "eww omg thats nasty"....

Meanwhile....i dont even have a gag reflex anymore...
User avatar #24 - alfibrakiz (04/20/2015) [-]
They are scarce
#43 - underrated comment 04/11/2015 on Evolution of Windows 0
#30 - I knows it's not right, I know it's not fair, I'd love to go a…  [+] (1 new reply) 04/10/2015 on "Hi, I'm Here For The Job... +1
User avatar #60 - forsakensaint (04/10/2015) [-]
That is pretty much all your life till you are old enough not to give a fuck anymore / doesn't matter... Somewhere around 55-70~~
#28 - Newsflash, the entire world judges by appearances. Who would y…  [+] (3 new replies) 04/10/2015 on "Hi, I'm Here For The Job... +1
User avatar #29 - Ryukenblaze (04/10/2015) [-]
I have had business etiquette and presentation classes. I know and understand your point full well. Doesn't mean it's right; people should be hired due to experience and ability, not appearance and connections. As for picking a lawyer? I would pick whichever had the best Win/Loss ratio.
#30 - Skwurll (04/10/2015) [-]
I knows it's not right, I know it's not fair, I'd love to go and get the tattoos I want in the places I want. Personally? I've wanted a sleeve tattoo for my left arm for years, but it's never going to happen because it will prevent me from being hired/cause discrimination in my field.

I'm all for equality and free expression, but there comes a time where you have to choose between doing what you want and doing what's best for your future.
User avatar #60 - forsakensaint (04/10/2015) [-]
That is pretty much all your life till you are old enough not to give a fuck anymore / doesn't matter... Somewhere around 55-70~~
#26 - No, if someone is going to do that to themselves, they obvious…  [+] (5 new replies) 04/10/2015 on "Hi, I'm Here For The Job... +1
User avatar #27 - Ryukenblaze (04/10/2015) [-]
and maybe you should learn to not judge by appearances.
#28 - Skwurll (04/10/2015) [-]
Newsflash, the entire world judges by appearances. Who would you hire to represent you in a court of law? The lawyer in a suit/tie, with a professional haircut and respectable attitude, or the lawyer in cutoff jeans, a stained tank-top, and a full face tattoo?

If you want people to take you seriously and respect you, you're going to have to look respectable.

Take a fucking business etiquette or professional presence course.
Better yet, try getting hired when you show up to an interview (at a $35k/year or better job) looking like that.

User avatar #29 - Ryukenblaze (04/10/2015) [-]
I have had business etiquette and presentation classes. I know and understand your point full well. Doesn't mean it's right; people should be hired due to experience and ability, not appearance and connections. As for picking a lawyer? I would pick whichever had the best Win/Loss ratio.
#30 - Skwurll (04/10/2015) [-]
I knows it's not right, I know it's not fair, I'd love to go and get the tattoos I want in the places I want. Personally? I've wanted a sleeve tattoo for my left arm for years, but it's never going to happen because it will prevent me from being hired/cause discrimination in my field.

I'm all for equality and free expression, but there comes a time where you have to choose between doing what you want and doing what's best for your future.
User avatar #60 - forsakensaint (04/10/2015) [-]
That is pretty much all your life till you are old enough not to give a fuck anymore / doesn't matter... Somewhere around 55-70~~
#100 - Because they're there? 04/04/2015 on Dad mode activated +1
#62 - I have that book 04/03/2015 on Politically Correct 0
#24 - I remember watching this episode in my grandmother's kitchen y… 03/22/2015 on John Carpenter 0

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