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Skriver

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Gender: female
Video Games Played: whatever.
PSN: thankyoucinnamon
Date Signed Up:9/12/2010
Last Login:2/24/2014
Location:THE SUN
Funnyjunk Career Stats
Content Thumbs: 9947 total,  11128 ,  1181
Comment Thumbs: 2872 total,  3790 ,  918
Content Level Progress: 45% (45/100)
Level 199 Content: Anon Annihilator → Level 200 Content: Comedic Genius
Comment Level Progress: 70% (70/100)
Level 228 Comments: Mind Blower → Level 229 Comments: Mind Blower
Subscribers:16
Content Views:173198
Times Content Favorited:1033 times
Total Comments Made:1313
FJ Points:12908
Favorite Tags: lol (4) | skriver (4) | do (2) | facebook (2) | funny (2) | Penis (2) | why (2) | You (2)
I'm insulting. I'm not very good at video games but I'll try them. I don't have giant boobs. I'm opinionated. I hate it when girls post about their gender on here. I'm basically everything you are trying to avoid.

latest user's comments

#133 - OH GOD WHY 06/10/2012 on Oh YouTube +4
#131 - **Skriver rolled a random image posted in comment #9060 at …  [+] (1 new reply) 06/10/2012 on Oh YouTube +5
#133 - Skriver (06/10/2012) [-]
OH GOD WHY
#3 - tis was accident. return to me.  [+] (1 new reply) 06/10/2012 on mcpandabear's profile 0
#4 - mcpandabear (06/10/2012) [-]
#17795 - MCBEARPIG <3  [+] (1 new reply) 06/10/2012 on Social Board 0
#17796 - mcpandabear (06/10/2012) [-]
#17770 - I WAS KIDNAPPED 06/10/2012 on Social Board 0
#17764 - thats my brother!  [+] (3 new replies) 06/10/2012 on Social Board +1
#17858 - ninjajunkie (06/10/2012) [-]
**ninjajunkie rolls 70** I am bored.
User avatar #17769 - attackofthejello (06/10/2012) [-]
Sister!
Where have you been?!?
#17770 - Skriver (06/10/2012) [-]
I WAS KIDNAPPED
#17763 - com 2 me bb  [+] (5 new replies) 06/10/2012 on Social Board +2
User avatar #17794 - mcpandabear (06/10/2012) [-]
Mcbearpig.
#17830 - ninjajunkie (06/10/2012) [-]
#17861 - mcpandabear (06/10/2012) [-]
#17795 - Skriver (06/10/2012) [-]
MCBEARPIG <3
#17796 - mcpandabear (06/10/2012) [-]
#186 - Picture 06/10/2012 on The original ending +1
#185 - Picture 06/10/2012 on The original ending +5
#5791397 - somebody rolled me? ...creepers? ohp. nothin… 06/09/2012 on FJ Pony Thread 0
#7 - Picture 06/09/2012 on We're all fucked. +1
#87 - trying to pass it off as a troll. nah son. aint workin.  [+] (1 new reply) 06/09/2012 on Morbid for gays +1
#90 - malici (06/09/2012) [-]
Do you see it?
#121 - yeah. it would have been better if you used "loki" i…  [+] (1 new reply) 06/09/2012 on Thor 0
User avatar #158 - madhattergirl (06/09/2012) [-]
Yeah, I was debating that.
#79 - please stop existing. thank you 06/09/2012 on Morbid for gays +1
#78 - gays and boobs? 06/09/2012 on Morbid for gays +2
#198 - moar kingdom hearts pl0x 06/09/2012 on Some of the most epic... +2
#69 - HAHA. 06/09/2012 on Thor +5
#67 - Picture  [+] (6 new replies) 06/09/2012 on Thor +15
#68 - madhattergirl (06/09/2012) [-]
He's so sexy. We've been dating a while but unfortunately he wants to keep our relationship low-key.
#118 - madhattergirl (06/09/2012) [-]
Apparently my joke is too subtle.
User avatar #121 - Skriver (06/09/2012) [-]
yeah. it would have been better if you used "loki" instead of "low key"
User avatar #158 - madhattergirl (06/09/2012) [-]
Yeah, I was debating that.
#117 - danielakat has deleted their comment.
#69 - Skriver (06/09/2012) [-]
HAHA.
#17457 - waffles.  [+] (4 new replies) 06/09/2012 on Social Board 0
User avatar #17459 - ninjajunkie (06/09/2012) [-]
I am a pancake man, myself. PC or console?
#17571 - happybutler (06/09/2012) [-]
cocaine.......
#17572 - ninjajunkie (06/09/2012) [-]
#17573 - happybutler (06/09/2012) [-]
You're not online, but you posted.....
#17455 - anything you wish fellow cocaine lover  [+] (6 new replies) 06/09/2012 on Social Board 0
User avatar #17456 - ninjajunkie (06/09/2012) [-]
Do you prefer pancakes or waffles?
User avatar #17457 - Skriver (06/09/2012) [-]
waffles.
User avatar #17459 - ninjajunkie (06/09/2012) [-]
I am a pancake man, myself. PC or console?
#17571 - happybutler (06/09/2012) [-]
cocaine.......
#17572 - ninjajunkie (06/09/2012) [-]
#17573 - happybutler (06/09/2012) [-]
You're not online, but you posted.....
#1600 - AHAHAHAHAHHA i love it when i misread things honestly. its ver… 06/09/2012 on Advice - love advice,... +1
#17453 - who wants to chat with me? c:  [+] (8 new replies) 06/09/2012 on Social Board +1
#17454 - ninjajunkie (06/09/2012) [-]
What about?
User avatar #17455 - Skriver (06/09/2012) [-]
anything you wish fellow cocaine lover
User avatar #17456 - ninjajunkie (06/09/2012) [-]
Do you prefer pancakes or waffles?
User avatar #17457 - Skriver (06/09/2012) [-]
waffles.
User avatar #17459 - ninjajunkie (06/09/2012) [-]
I am a pancake man, myself. PC or console?
#17571 - happybutler (06/09/2012) [-]
cocaine.......
#17572 - ninjajunkie (06/09/2012) [-]
#17573 - happybutler (06/09/2012) [-]
You're not online, but you posted.....
#1597 - favorite sexy time positions? mines when im on my st…  [+] (5 new replies) 06/09/2012 on Advice - love advice,... +1
User avatar #1624 - ninjajunkie (06/09/2012) [-]
sometimes called 'the gentleman rapist' position.
User avatar #1631 - royalwerewolf (06/09/2012) [-]
I approve
User avatar #1632 - ninjajunkie (06/09/2012) [-]
my ex's favorite lol
User avatar #1599 - Mortspear (06/09/2012) [-]
Damn. I read this entirely wrong. I thought you were a guy and said when you're on your stomach and your gf is on top of you. I spent 5 minutes trying to figure out how that would work until I re-read it.
User avatar #1600 - Skriver (06/09/2012) [-]
AHAHAHAHAHHA i love it when i misread things honestly. its very interesting.
#218 - indeed a frightening language 06/09/2012 on Germans 0
#413 - Picture 06/09/2012 on grads +6

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User avatar #42 - birdss (09/19/2013) [-]
Oh geez, seems you're still alive.
User avatar #43 to #42 - Skriver (09/22/2013) [-]
right.
User avatar #44 to #43 - birdss (09/22/2013) [-]
Seems you forgot Who I am.
Maybe this will remind you about who I am.

- One year and a half ago.
- Tinychat
User avatar #45 to #44 - Skriver (09/23/2013) [-]
did we get in an argument
User avatar #46 to #45 - birdss (09/23/2013) [-]
Well no, not really.
Apart from you telling me you were v insecure and **** because someone else was being sexual to you.

Haha you really don't seem to remember me. V good
User avatar #47 to #46 - Skriver (10/01/2013) [-]
I have a feeling that I didn't like you because of the way you brought that up.
User avatar #48 to #47 - birdss (10/01/2013) [-]
Oh geez, well too bad then if you can't remember anything.
bye now.

ps; You disliked F.A.Z. Not me. hihihi
User avatar #50 to #48 - friedpotato (12/29/2013) [-]
oh boy
User avatar #51 to #50 - birdss (12/29/2013) [-]
(:
User avatar #49 to #48 - Skriver (10/03/2013) [-]
okay
User avatar #32 - ilovepuffin (06/11/2012) [-]
Have fun at the zoo. Best one in the world!
User avatar #38 to #96 - Skriver (06/18/2012) [-]
the zoo was beautiful c: and the panda was a lazy bastard as always
User avatar #39 to #102 - ilovepuffin (06/18/2012) [-]
Glad that you enjoyed it ! Was there a line?
User avatar #40 to #103 - Skriver (06/18/2012) [-]
yeah but not a big one cuzz my sister rushed us there at like 9 30 am
User avatar #33 to #96 - Skriver (06/11/2012) [-]
hahahha im excited! ive never been to a zoo before this.
User avatar #34 to #97 - ilovepuffin (06/11/2012) [-]
Oh well from a native San Diegian I can just say that you'll love it. But it might be packed because of summer. When I say packed though I mean there's a line to see the pandas and you cant even stop.
User avatar #36 to #98 - Skriver (06/12/2012) [-]
i dont like pandas.


so its ok.
User avatar #35 to #98 - ilovepuffin (06/11/2012) [-]
Diegan *
#29 - newmainman (06/11/2012) [-]
:D
:D
User avatar #28 - Skriver (06/11/2012) [-]
creamybailey's
User avatar #18 - commontroll (05/28/2012) [-]
Woot! That makes me happy.

It's kind of strange that you're on my friend's list because of us having a conversation about circumcised dicks.
User avatar #19 to #82 - Skriver (05/28/2012) [-]
i embrace it
User avatar #20 to #83 - commontroll (05/28/2012) [-]
My penis? I don't think I'm ready for our relationship to be at that level...
User avatar #21 to #84 - Skriver (05/28/2012) [-]
hahahah
User avatar #22 to #85 - commontroll (05/28/2012) [-]
But... but... but I was serious! D:

But yeah, it is pretty hilariously awesome that we're friends because of a post about cut penises. Anywho, how was your day pal?
User avatar #23 to #86 - Skriver (05/28/2012) [-]
pretty fun (: and yours?
User avatar #24 to #87 - commontroll (05/28/2012) [-]
Uhhh, pretty eventless. But good. I'm used to that, at least tomorrow I'm floating down a river and cliff diving with friends though.
User avatar #15 - cmurderx (05/04/2012) [-]
i'm taken
i don't want anything from you
i just wanted to say
girls like you give me hope
that is all
#16 to #79 - Skriver (05/05/2012) [-]
thankyou for explaining first hahah and thankyou for the compliment c:
thankyou for explaining first hahah and thankyou for the compliment c:
User avatar #12 - errydayimshufflin (11/02/2011) [-]
...I haz webcam lol.

just got your mass message
User avatar #13 to #76 - Skriver (11/06/2011) [-]
LOL we met by talking on funnyjunk tinychat! lol c:
User avatar #14 to #77 - errydayimshufflin (11/06/2011) [-]
Oh yeah! we did!
User avatar #8 to #7 - Skriver (08/26/2011) [-]
i jsut cried tears of joy i loved heath ledger as the joker. like it gives me butterflies to watch that movie.
User avatar #9 to #8 - errydayimshufflin (08/26/2011) [-]
in my opinion, greatest portrayal of any character in a movie. ever.
User avatar #10 to #9 - Skriver (08/26/2011) [-]
yes!!!!!!!!!!!! yes yes amazing role.
User avatar #1 - errydayimshufflin (08/21/2011) [-]
Where'd my magical comments go? :(
User avatar #2 to #1 - Skriver (08/21/2011) [-]
theyre on my photo... not my profile o.o
User avatar #3 to #2 - errydayimshufflin (08/21/2011) [-]
oh. yeah. well. your comment virginity is now mine. so that's good.
User avatar #4 to #3 - Skriver (08/21/2011) [-]
no i had comments i just deleted em all cuz it was all faggots hitting on me, getting turned down, and immidiatly turning to trolling
User avatar #5 to #4 - errydayimshufflin (08/21/2011) [-]
oh. okay.

so... what's your sign? xD
User avatar #6 to #5 - Skriver (08/22/2011) [-]
Aquarius
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