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Skriver

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Gender: female
Video Games Played: whatever.
PSN: thankyoucinnamon
Date Signed Up:9/12/2010
Last Login:2/24/2014
Location:THE SUN
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Content Thumbs: 9947 total,  11128 ,  1181
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Content Level Progress: 45% (45/100)
Level 199 Content: Anon Annihilator → Level 200 Content: Comedic Genius
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Subscribers:16
Content Views:174512
Times Content Favorited:1033 times
Total Comments Made:1313
FJ Points:12908
Favorite Tags: lol (4) | skriver (4) | do (2) | facebook (2) | funny (2) | Penis (2) | why (2) | You (2)
I'm insulting. I'm not very good at video games but I'll try them. I don't have giant boobs. I'm opinionated. I hate it when girls post about their gender on here. I'm basically everything you are trying to avoid.

latest user's comments

#2 - i guess I feel bad for being a bad speller. …  [+] (5 new replies) 06/11/2012 on A FJ field trip. +2
User avatar #3 - mcfluffykins (06/11/2012) [-]
There's no such thing as a "bad speller." Like "Oh I'm a genius in every aspect except this one flaw.."


You're either stupid or you're not...
User avatar #4 - Skriver (06/11/2012) [-]
so you're saying somebody is stupid, because they're stronger in certain areas than others?
User avatar #5 - mcfluffykins (06/11/2012) [-]
Not at all. You either learn or you don't. You choose whether or not to be a good speller or not. Blaming it on, "I'm a bad speller" is just stupid; maybe lazy at best...


Actually never mind... in the way you might have to think about it, then yes. That is what I am saying.
User avatar #6 - Skriver (06/11/2012) [-]
ok c:
#7 - newmainman (06/11/2012) [-]
Don't sweat it OP, mcfluffykins is simply jealous of our blue names :D
#18264 - not another teen movie? 06/11/2012 on Social Board 0
#18262 - i went to the dentist today.  [+] (1 new reply) 06/11/2012 on Social Board 0
User avatar #18266 - ninjajunkie (06/11/2012) [-]
Better that than no teeth. I need one pulled but it so expensive and I am poor.
#174 - No but really you are a ******* . 06/11/2012 on Story Feel +2
#163 - Picture 06/11/2012 on Story Feel +3
#160 - Picture 06/11/2012 on Story Feel +4
#1 - Picture 06/11/2012 on My girlfriend is a pornstar +2
#18185 - LOL im so sorry  [+] (1 new reply) 06/11/2012 on Social Board 0
User avatar #18187 - hnicole (06/11/2012) [-]
Nah it's whatever. I'm a chicken shit.
Most things freak me out.
#28 - creamybailey's 06/11/2012 on Skriver's profile 0
#18181 - babies or objects linked to babies are frequently targeted in …  [+] (3 new replies) 06/11/2012 on Social Board +2
User avatar #18182 - hnicole (06/11/2012) [-]
That shit works on me. xD


Of course that was then. Now I live in a two story apartment with just my son.
I'll be walking up the stairs at night and picture that little red demon thing.
Freaks me out every time.
User avatar #18185 - Skriver (06/11/2012) [-]
LOL im so sorry
User avatar #18187 - hnicole (06/11/2012) [-]
Nah it's whatever. I'm a chicken shit.
Most things freak me out.
#18178 - I was only scared when things jumped, or things got really rea… 06/11/2012 on Social Board +1
#18174 - just watched insidious. ending was dumb, demon was only scary …  [+] (8 new replies) 06/11/2012 on Social Board +2
User avatar #18201 - ninjajunkie (06/11/2012) [-]
Watch Jacob's Ladder. It's old, but it has Tim Robbins in it and it's freaky as hell. That and Stir of Echoes are the two that actually scare me a bit.
User avatar #18180 - hnicole (06/11/2012) [-]
The only part of that movie that scared me was the baby monitor part, mostly because I have a 2 year old and when I watched the movie I had a baby monitor on my headboard...
I used to have nightmares about hearing shit on it. >.<
#18181 - Skriver (06/11/2012) [-]
babies or objects linked to babies are frequently targeted in horror movies. so many babies.
User avatar #18182 - hnicole (06/11/2012) [-]
That shit works on me. xD


Of course that was then. Now I live in a two story apartment with just my son.
I'll be walking up the stairs at night and picture that little red demon thing.
Freaks me out every time.
User avatar #18185 - Skriver (06/11/2012) [-]
LOL im so sorry
User avatar #18187 - hnicole (06/11/2012) [-]
Nah it's whatever. I'm a chicken shit.
Most things freak me out.
#18177 - brosafterhoes has deleted their comment.
User avatar #18178 - Skriver (06/11/2012) [-]
I was only scared when things jumped, or things got really really silent. Because then i knew something would jump.

but yeah. this was not ok. I wanted to be scared so i would have an excuse to stay up but mleah. it was not THAT scary. When the thing jumped at the dad in that red mansion shit... HAHAH I laughed so hard. the demon was pretty hilarious when it jumped around

Im sure if i saw that in person though id piss.
#18050 - this is pleasing  [+] (1 new reply) 06/10/2012 on Social Board +1
User avatar #18053 - theugandanhero (06/10/2012) [-]
Yeah sorry, that's the only one I can think of at the moment.
#520 - you seem confused. 06/10/2012 on Talk about patience for a joke +1
#18046 - SWEDDEESSS. met a Norwegian yesterday. mfw  [+] (1 new reply) 06/10/2012 on Social Board 0
#18146 - mcpandabear (06/11/2012) [-]
#18042 - actually i read them all and honestly. i think a… 06/10/2012 on Social Board -1
#18039 - **Skriver rolls 30** use the result ;o 06/10/2012 on Social Board -2
#18038 - HEY SOCIAL BOARD. I JUST FINISHED A BOOK AND I NEED ANOTHER ON…  [+] (12 new replies) 06/10/2012 on Social Board 0
User avatar #18206 - audiotune (06/11/2012) [-]
The Glass Castle is pretty good.
#18139 - drmcninja (06/11/2012) [-]
Ficciones by Jorge Luis Borges. Some great meta stories, some philosophy, some trippy stuff. Its a book that is just fun to sit with and imagine what he's describing. Highly, highly recommend it.
User avatar #18127 - plataeiou (06/10/2012) [-]
The Indian in the Cupboard or Face on the Milk Carton series
User avatar #18080 - samxdaxman (06/10/2012) [-]
The inheritance series or the Percy Jackson series.
User avatar #18078 - ninjajunkie (06/10/2012) [-]
Choke by Chuck Palahniuk
User avatar #18072 - Campbellssoup (06/10/2012) [-]
Game of thrones :D
#18079 - ninjajunkie (06/10/2012) [-]
#18065 - mcpandabear (06/10/2012) [-]
Christine by Stephen King.
- McBearPig.
User avatar #18052 - herecomesjohnny (06/10/2012) [-]
the shadow of the wind by carlos zafon

bestseller in europe, too..
User avatar #18048 - theugandanhero (06/10/2012) [-]
The Alchemist - Paulo Coelho


#18050 - Skriver (06/10/2012) [-]
this is pleasing
User avatar #18053 - theugandanhero (06/10/2012) [-]
Yeah sorry, that's the only one I can think of at the moment.
#18037 - my great grandparents were very very swedish. My great grandpa… 06/10/2012 on Social Board +1
#18035 - yus.  [+] (1 new reply) 06/10/2012 on Social Board -1
#18037 - Skriver (06/10/2012) [-]
my great grandparents were very very swedish. My great grandpa called my dad "swedish prince" because he's tall and blonde and loud as most are.......... and im tall (naturally blonde) and loud and my dad tells me all the time "if your great grandfather was alive he'd forget all about me and he'd call you a swedish princess" And i like being swedish because everybody has those races that everybody names "oh im german" or "canadian" or "italian" but nobody where i live is as swedish as i am and its great c:

the name means something about writing. I dont quite remember.


pic related.
#510 - Picture 06/10/2012 on Talk about patience for a joke 0
#48 - really? comparing a childrens show to disney? WAt.  [+] (2 new replies) 06/10/2012 on From Disney -20
#142 - prisonerofreality has deleted their comment.
#86 - deathlordgusta (06/10/2012) [-]
#533 - why would you post this in a place where i come for joy? WHY 06/10/2012 on Of Mice and Men +2
#266 - Picture 06/10/2012 on When your mom did this +2
#17968 - you remind me of a baby. 06/10/2012 on Social Board 0
What do you think? Give us your opinion. Anonymous comments allowed.
User avatar #42 - birdss (09/19/2013) [-]
Oh geez, seems you're still alive.
User avatar #43 to #42 - Skriver (09/22/2013) [-]
right.
User avatar #44 to #43 - birdss (09/22/2013) [-]
Seems you forgot Who I am.
Maybe this will remind you about who I am.

- One year and a half ago.
- Tinychat
User avatar #45 to #44 - Skriver (09/23/2013) [-]
did we get in an argument
User avatar #46 to #45 - birdss (09/23/2013) [-]
Well no, not really.
Apart from you telling me you were v insecure and **** because someone else was being sexual to you.

Haha you really don't seem to remember me. V good
User avatar #47 to #46 - Skriver (10/01/2013) [-]
I have a feeling that I didn't like you because of the way you brought that up.
User avatar #48 to #47 - birdss (10/01/2013) [-]
Oh geez, well too bad then if you can't remember anything.
bye now.

ps; You disliked F.A.Z. Not me. hihihi
User avatar #50 to #48 - friedpotato (12/29/2013) [-]
oh boy
User avatar #51 to #50 - birdss (12/29/2013) [-]
(:
User avatar #49 to #48 - Skriver (10/03/2013) [-]
okay
User avatar #32 - ilovepuffin (06/11/2012) [-]
Have fun at the zoo. Best one in the world!
User avatar #38 to #96 - Skriver (06/18/2012) [-]
the zoo was beautiful c: and the panda was a lazy bastard as always
User avatar #39 to #102 - ilovepuffin (06/18/2012) [-]
Glad that you enjoyed it ! Was there a line?
User avatar #40 to #103 - Skriver (06/18/2012) [-]
yeah but not a big one cuzz my sister rushed us there at like 9 30 am
User avatar #33 to #96 - Skriver (06/11/2012) [-]
hahahha im excited! ive never been to a zoo before this.
User avatar #34 to #97 - ilovepuffin (06/11/2012) [-]
Oh well from a native San Diegian I can just say that you'll love it. But it might be packed because of summer. When I say packed though I mean there's a line to see the pandas and you cant even stop.
User avatar #36 to #98 - Skriver (06/12/2012) [-]
i dont like pandas.


so its ok.
User avatar #35 to #98 - ilovepuffin (06/11/2012) [-]
Diegan *
#29 - newmainman (06/11/2012) [-]
:D
:D
User avatar #28 - Skriver (06/11/2012) [-]
creamybailey's
User avatar #18 - commontroll (05/28/2012) [-]
Woot! That makes me happy.

It's kind of strange that you're on my friend's list because of us having a conversation about circumcised dicks.
User avatar #19 to #82 - Skriver (05/28/2012) [-]
i embrace it
User avatar #20 to #83 - commontroll (05/28/2012) [-]
My penis? I don't think I'm ready for our relationship to be at that level...
User avatar #21 to #84 - Skriver (05/28/2012) [-]
hahahah
User avatar #22 to #85 - commontroll (05/28/2012) [-]
But... but... but I was serious! D:

But yeah, it is pretty hilariously awesome that we're friends because of a post about cut penises. Anywho, how was your day pal?
User avatar #23 to #86 - Skriver (05/28/2012) [-]
pretty fun (: and yours?
User avatar #24 to #87 - commontroll (05/28/2012) [-]
Uhhh, pretty eventless. But good. I'm used to that, at least tomorrow I'm floating down a river and cliff diving with friends though.
User avatar #15 - cmurderx (05/04/2012) [-]
i'm taken
i don't want anything from you
i just wanted to say
girls like you give me hope
that is all
#16 to #79 - Skriver (05/05/2012) [-]
thankyou for explaining first hahah and thankyou for the compliment c:
thankyou for explaining first hahah and thankyou for the compliment c:
User avatar #12 - errydayimshufflin (11/02/2011) [-]
...I haz webcam lol.

just got your mass message
User avatar #13 to #76 - Skriver (11/06/2011) [-]
LOL we met by talking on funnyjunk tinychat! lol c:
User avatar #14 to #77 - errydayimshufflin (11/06/2011) [-]
Oh yeah! we did!
User avatar #8 to #7 - Skriver (08/26/2011) [-]
i jsut cried tears of joy i loved heath ledger as the joker. like it gives me butterflies to watch that movie.
User avatar #9 to #8 - errydayimshufflin (08/26/2011) [-]
in my opinion, greatest portrayal of any character in a movie. ever.
User avatar #10 to #9 - Skriver (08/26/2011) [-]
yes!!!!!!!!!!!! yes yes amazing role.
User avatar #1 - errydayimshufflin (08/21/2011) [-]
Where'd my magical comments go? :(
User avatar #2 to #1 - Skriver (08/21/2011) [-]
theyre on my photo... not my profile o.o
User avatar #3 to #2 - errydayimshufflin (08/21/2011) [-]
oh. yeah. well. your comment virginity is now mine. so that's good.
User avatar #4 to #3 - Skriver (08/21/2011) [-]
no i had comments i just deleted em all cuz it was all faggots hitting on me, getting turned down, and immidiatly turning to trolling
User avatar #5 to #4 - errydayimshufflin (08/21/2011) [-]
oh. okay.

so... what's your sign? xD
User avatar #6 to #5 - Skriver (08/22/2011) [-]
Aquarius
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