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Gender: female
Video Games Played: whatever.
PSN: thankyoucinnamon
Date Signed Up:9/12/2010
Last Login:2/24/2014
Location:THE SUN
Funnyjunk Career Stats
Content Thumbs: 9945 total,  11126 ,  1181
Comment Thumbs: 2872 total,  3790 ,  918
Content Level Progress: 45% (45/100)
Level 199 Content: Anon Annihilator → Level 200 Content: Comedic Genius
Comment Level Progress: 70% (70/100)
Level 228 Comments: Mind Blower → Level 229 Comments: Mind Blower
Subscribers:17
Content Views:171769
Times Content Favorited:1035 times
Total Comments Made:1313
FJ Points:12908
Favorite Tags: lol (4) | skriver (4) | do (2) | facebook (2) | funny (2) | Penis (2) | why (2) | You (2)
I'm insulting. I'm not very good at video games but I'll try them. I don't have giant boobs. I'm opinionated. I hate it when girls post about their gender on here. I'm basically everything you are trying to avoid.

latest user's comments

#857 - **Skriver rolls 231** first roll of the day. 06/25/2012 on Dat roll 0
#67 - somebody thumbed you down for no good reason thumbs …  [+] (1 new reply) 06/23/2012 on Weather and shit +1
#68 - commontroll (06/23/2012) [-]
Huzzah!
#43 - **** YEAH ARIZONIANS!  [+] (3 new replies) 06/23/2012 on Weather and shit 0
User avatar #57 - commontroll (06/23/2012) [-]
Whatever dude, Texans are better. We still need to get our haircuts...
#67 - Skriver (06/23/2012) [-]
somebody thumbed you down for no good reason

thumbs back up to 0..
#68 - commontroll (06/23/2012) [-]
Huzzah!
#320 - ok but i dont care about that. 06/23/2012 on Men 0
#135 - Picture  [+] (4 new replies) 06/23/2012 on SWAGGA MC DADDY +9
#169 - lyfeonpaper (06/23/2012) [-]
God these are brilliant
User avatar #137 - shitshitshit (06/23/2012) [-]
WHAT
#146 - shanemf (06/23/2012) [-]
Google "ghetto hikes." Hilarity.
#140 - Mead (06/23/2012) [-]
#311 - ******* COMPLAINTS ABOUT HAVING A CHILD. I…  [+] (2 new replies) 06/23/2012 on Men +5
#315 - anonymous (06/23/2012) [-]
I assume you like men... and by the "our choice" I assume you are a lady... which proves my hypothesis that y'all seriously dislike each other and need us to bring balance (not the first time I've seen this...).
User avatar #320 - Skriver (06/23/2012) [-]
ok but i dont care about that.
#307 - or she has a wide set vagina 06/23/2012 on Men +1
#305 - anon... you need to go to the doctor. 06/23/2012 on Men +1
#303 - no. actually i didnt say anything about the right to vote... 06/21/2012 on >Femminists 0
#194 - you obviously didnt understand what they were saying. … 06/21/2012 on >Femminists 0
#104 - i know this is slightly off topic, but i get really scared whe…  [+] (3 new replies) 06/21/2012 on >Femminists +4
#126 - tiredofannon (06/21/2012) [-]
The draft isn't going to be reinstated. The U.S. military just went through a rif (reduction in forces) meaning they laid off personal. Its a sign that they don't expect a large increase in the size of forces needed. Also, they're still doing okay with current recruiting.
Basically, it'd take a large full scale war in order to cause a draft. Even then it would be iffy. Politicians would have to vote to reinstate it which is near political suicide unless the country is invaded.
User avatar #516 - jjholt (06/21/2012) [-]
It's not if it gets reinstated. All men have to sign up for it at 18 or face legal consequences. Yes they might not call me up in my lifetime but it's a scary fucking thing to know that if they do and I don't answer I will spend the rest of my life in prison.
#521 - tiredofannon (06/21/2012) [-]
I've been signed up for the last 4 years; I have never once worried about being called up.
#195 - her face when there's no more ramps 06/21/2012 on Legs +5
#41 - i was just complaining about this **** a couple d… 06/21/2012 on Fucking Dentist 0
#2206 - i made it up... and it became a real link . im scared too 06/21/2012 on Magic Conch 0
#2177 - you did get lucky 06/21/2012 on Magic Conch 0
#2174 - **Skriver rolls 7** magic conch, should i go meet timmy at t…  [+] (3 new replies) 06/21/2012 on Magic Conch +1
User avatar #2233 - EpicFailures (06/21/2012) [-]
I'll CHECK IT OUT FOR YOU, GENTLEMEN! I HAVE NO FEAR! Plus, I like little boys.
#2188 - pastortroy (06/21/2012) [-]
SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSO tempted to click that link... but I'll pass.


fuck you internet I'm onto you
User avatar #2206 - Skriver (06/21/2012) [-]
i made it up... and it became a real link .

im scared too
#1798 - ok magic conch 06/21/2012 on Magic Conch +3
#1794 - LOL NOPE. 06/21/2012 on Magic Conch +1
#1791 - **Skriver rolls 0** magic conch, should i pop the giant bur…  [+] (1 new reply) 06/21/2012 on Magic Conch +2
#1798 - Skriver (06/21/2012) [-]
ok magic conch
#186 - use the sweat as lube 06/20/2012 on Nothing fishy. +1
#409 - Comment deleted 06/20/2012 on Oh, YouTube 0
#128 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 06/19/2012 on Old habits 0
User avatar #129 - camerel (06/19/2012) [-]
its all right. if you need a shoulder to cry on, im here for you buddy
#126 - **** MY FAMILY DIED.  [+] (3 new replies) 06/19/2012 on Old habits 0
User avatar #127 - camerel (06/19/2012) [-]
things like this are so sudden
#128 - Skriver (06/19/2012) [-]
User avatar #129 - camerel (06/19/2012) [-]
its all right. if you need a shoulder to cry on, im here for you buddy
#95 - ok never really liked bendingtime but this is kinda cute c:  [+] (5 new replies) 06/19/2012 on Old habits 0
User avatar #120 - camerel (06/19/2012) [-]
im so sorry about your family!
User avatar #126 - Skriver (06/19/2012) [-]
SHIT MY FAMILY DIED.
User avatar #127 - camerel (06/19/2012) [-]
things like this are so sudden
#128 - Skriver (06/19/2012) [-]
User avatar #129 - camerel (06/19/2012) [-]
its all right. if you need a shoulder to cry on, im here for you buddy
#2293 - Picture 06/18/2012 on Reaction Images - reaction... +1

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User avatar #42 - birdss (09/19/2013) [-]
Oh geez, seems you're still alive.
User avatar #43 to #42 - Skriver (09/22/2013) [-]
right.
User avatar #44 to #43 - birdss (09/22/2013) [-]
Seems you forgot Who I am.
Maybe this will remind you about who I am.

- One year and a half ago.
- Tinychat
User avatar #45 to #44 - Skriver (09/23/2013) [-]
did we get in an argument
User avatar #46 to #45 - birdss (09/23/2013) [-]
Well no, not really.
Apart from you telling me you were v insecure and **** because someone else was being sexual to you.

Haha you really don't seem to remember me. V good
User avatar #47 to #46 - Skriver (10/01/2013) [-]
I have a feeling that I didn't like you because of the way you brought that up.
User avatar #48 to #47 - birdss (10/01/2013) [-]
Oh geez, well too bad then if you can't remember anything.
bye now.

ps; You disliked F.A.Z. Not me. hihihi
User avatar #50 to #48 - friedpotato (12/29/2013) [-]
oh boy
User avatar #51 to #50 - birdss (12/29/2013) [-]
(:
User avatar #49 to #48 - Skriver (10/03/2013) [-]
okay
User avatar #32 - ilovepuffin (06/11/2012) [-]
Have fun at the zoo. Best one in the world!
User avatar #38 to #96 - Skriver (06/18/2012) [-]
the zoo was beautiful c: and the panda was a lazy bastard as always
User avatar #39 to #102 - ilovepuffin (06/18/2012) [-]
Glad that you enjoyed it ! Was there a line?
User avatar #40 to #103 - Skriver (06/18/2012) [-]
yeah but not a big one cuzz my sister rushed us there at like 9 30 am
User avatar #33 to #96 - Skriver (06/11/2012) [-]
hahahha im excited! ive never been to a zoo before this.
User avatar #34 to #97 - ilovepuffin (06/11/2012) [-]
Oh well from a native San Diegian I can just say that you'll love it. But it might be packed because of summer. When I say packed though I mean there's a line to see the pandas and you cant even stop.
User avatar #36 to #98 - Skriver (06/12/2012) [-]
i dont like pandas.


so its ok.
User avatar #35 to #98 - ilovepuffin (06/11/2012) [-]
Diegan *
#29 - newmainman (06/11/2012) [-]
:D
:D
User avatar #28 - Skriver (06/11/2012) [-]
creamybailey's
User avatar #18 - commontroll (05/28/2012) [-]
Woot! That makes me happy.

It's kind of strange that you're on my friend's list because of us having a conversation about circumcised dicks.
User avatar #19 to #82 - Skriver (05/28/2012) [-]
i embrace it
User avatar #20 to #83 - commontroll (05/28/2012) [-]
My penis? I don't think I'm ready for our relationship to be at that level...
User avatar #21 to #84 - Skriver (05/28/2012) [-]
hahahah
User avatar #22 to #85 - commontroll (05/28/2012) [-]
But... but... but I was serious! D:

But yeah, it is pretty hilariously awesome that we're friends because of a post about cut penises. Anywho, how was your day pal?
User avatar #23 to #86 - Skriver (05/28/2012) [-]
pretty fun (: and yours?
User avatar #24 to #87 - commontroll (05/28/2012) [-]
Uhhh, pretty eventless. But good. I'm used to that, at least tomorrow I'm floating down a river and cliff diving with friends though.
User avatar #15 - cmurderx (05/04/2012) [-]
i'm taken
i don't want anything from you
i just wanted to say
girls like you give me hope
that is all
#16 to #79 - Skriver (05/05/2012) [-]
thankyou for explaining first hahah and thankyou for the compliment c:
thankyou for explaining first hahah and thankyou for the compliment c:
User avatar #12 - errydayimshufflin (11/02/2011) [-]
...I haz webcam lol.

just got your mass message
User avatar #13 to #76 - Skriver (11/06/2011) [-]
LOL we met by talking on funnyjunk tinychat! lol c:
User avatar #14 to #77 - errydayimshufflin (11/06/2011) [-]
Oh yeah! we did!
User avatar #8 to #7 - Skriver (08/26/2011) [-]
i jsut cried tears of joy i loved heath ledger as the joker. like it gives me butterflies to watch that movie.
User avatar #9 to #8 - errydayimshufflin (08/26/2011) [-]
in my opinion, greatest portrayal of any character in a movie. ever.
User avatar #10 to #9 - Skriver (08/26/2011) [-]
yes!!!!!!!!!!!! yes yes amazing role.
User avatar #1 - errydayimshufflin (08/21/2011) [-]
Where'd my magical comments go? :(
User avatar #2 to #1 - Skriver (08/21/2011) [-]
theyre on my photo... not my profile o.o
User avatar #3 to #2 - errydayimshufflin (08/21/2011) [-]
oh. yeah. well. your comment virginity is now mine. so that's good.
User avatar #4 to #3 - Skriver (08/21/2011) [-]
no i had comments i just deleted em all cuz it was all faggots hitting on me, getting turned down, and immidiatly turning to trolling
User avatar #5 to #4 - errydayimshufflin (08/21/2011) [-]
oh. okay.

so... what's your sign? xD
User avatar #6 to #5 - Skriver (08/22/2011) [-]
Aquarius
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