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Skriver

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Gender: female
Video Games Played: whatever.
PSN: thankyoucinnamon
Date Signed Up:9/12/2010
Last Login:2/24/2014
Location:THE SUN
Funnyjunk Career Stats
Content Thumbs: 9947 total,  11128 ,  1181
Comment Thumbs: 2872 total,  3790 ,  918
Content Level Progress: 45% (45/100)
Level 199 Content: Anon Annihilator → Level 200 Content: Comedic Genius
Comment Level Progress: 70% (70/100)
Level 228 Comments: Mind Blower → Level 229 Comments: Mind Blower
Subscribers:16
Content Views:173198
Times Content Favorited:1033 times
Total Comments Made:1313
FJ Points:12908
Favorite Tags: lol (4) | skriver (4) | do (2) | facebook (2) | funny (2) | Penis (2) | why (2) | You (2)
I'm insulting. I'm not very good at video games but I'll try them. I don't have giant boobs. I'm opinionated. I hate it when girls post about their gender on here. I'm basically everything you are trying to avoid.

latest user's comments

#531 - you're so right bitches gon brag they better prove it. 12/16/2012 on Female Body Types 0
#527 - "I'm an hourglass" "mfw I'm an hourglass&qu…  [+] (2 new replies) 12/16/2012 on Female Body Types +8
User avatar #528 - lotengo (12/16/2012) [-]
pics or gtfo
#531 - Skriver (12/16/2012) [-]
you're so right

bitches gon brag they better prove it.
#1 - hilarious 12/04/2012 on She likes it. +1
#890 - yes. 10/14/2012 on Fuck Amanda Todd 0
#809335 - I have stuff... what do? 10/11/2012 on Play items 0
#237 - ******* spiders. 09/22/2012 on FUCK EVERYTHING 0
#57 - Picture 09/08/2012 on Understanding women: the... 0
#372 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 08/23/2012 on Please Sit Over Here +3
#383 - gmanred (08/24/2012) [-]
#656 - OP? is that you? 08/19/2012 on Dumb Bitch -4
#30 - Comment deleted 08/14/2012 on Disney face swap comp 0
#408 - Picture 08/14/2012 on icalluponyou's profile 0
#6569 - I hate it when I tell somebody to stop being an asshole, and t…  [+] (1 new reply) 08/12/2012 on Hating - file complaints,... 0
User avatar #6581 - techketzer (08/12/2012) [-]
They're assholes. You give them a command, however sensible.

What do you expect?
#37782 - wot. 08/12/2012 on Social Board 0
#18 - yes I know. thats why its my name. I have swedish ancestors an… 08/12/2012 on Å/Ä/Ö 0
#16 - my name is Skriver and funnyjunk brought me to your comment be…  [+] (2 new replies) 08/10/2012 on Å/Ä/Ö 0
#17 - bumthekz (08/11/2012) [-]
Skriver means writes in Swedish.
User avatar #18 - Skriver (08/12/2012) [-]
yes I know. thats why its my name. I have swedish ancestors and I love to write. just that everytime you guys use it it gives me a notification.
#2 - op loves cocks because op is female. 07/24/2012 on Inappropriate Carrot 0
#119 - I like to whisper  [+] (1 new reply) 07/22/2012 on Abs in 1 second +4
User avatar #121 - tepeniam (07/22/2012) [-]
So do I, it's fun. Also, did you hear about a possible new seniorawesomesauce?
#116 - the public doesn't seem to agree  [+] (3 new replies) 07/22/2012 on Abs in 1 second +4
User avatar #118 - tepeniam (07/22/2012) [-]
I don't care because I know we're both right.
#119 - Skriver (07/22/2012) [-]
I like to whisper
User avatar #121 - tepeniam (07/22/2012) [-]
So do I, it's fun. Also, did you hear about a possible new seniorawesomesauce?
#109 - can you read words?  [+] (1 new reply) 07/22/2012 on Abs in 1 second +1
#122 - anonymous (07/22/2012) [-]
Yes.
#108 - thats the joke. sheldon doesnt really understand sarcasm  [+] (5 new replies) 07/22/2012 on Abs in 1 second +6
User avatar #114 - tepeniam (07/22/2012) [-]
Have you watched the new episodes? He does.
#116 - Skriver (07/22/2012) [-]
the public doesn't seem to agree
User avatar #118 - tepeniam (07/22/2012) [-]
I don't care because I know we're both right.
#119 - Skriver (07/22/2012) [-]
I like to whisper
User avatar #121 - tepeniam (07/22/2012) [-]
So do I, it's fun. Also, did you hear about a possible new seniorawesomesauce?
#104 - asking if that was sarcasm to imply that theres no way his ab…  [+] (7 new replies) 07/22/2012 on Abs in 1 second +5
User avatar #107 - tepeniam (07/22/2012) [-]
but he wasn't being sarcastic, Einstein.
User avatar #108 - Skriver (07/22/2012) [-]
thats the joke.

sheldon doesnt really understand sarcasm
User avatar #114 - tepeniam (07/22/2012) [-]
Have you watched the new episodes? He does.
#116 - Skriver (07/22/2012) [-]
the public doesn't seem to agree
User avatar #118 - tepeniam (07/22/2012) [-]
I don't care because I know we're both right.
#119 - Skriver (07/22/2012) [-]
I like to whisper
User avatar #121 - tepeniam (07/22/2012) [-]
So do I, it's fun. Also, did you hear about a possible new seniorawesomesauce?
#92 - Picture  [+] (10 new replies) 07/22/2012 on Abs in 1 second +15
#106 - xxhunterxx has deleted their comment.
User avatar #103 - tepeniam (07/22/2012) [-]
A: thatsthewrongtimetousethat.jpg
B: Sweet, my reaction pic out in the wild.
User avatar #104 - Skriver (07/22/2012) [-]
asking if that was sarcasm to imply that theres no way his abbs are like that.
User avatar #107 - tepeniam (07/22/2012) [-]
but he wasn't being sarcastic, Einstein.
User avatar #108 - Skriver (07/22/2012) [-]
thats the joke.

sheldon doesnt really understand sarcasm
User avatar #114 - tepeniam (07/22/2012) [-]
Have you watched the new episodes? He does.
#116 - Skriver (07/22/2012) [-]
the public doesn't seem to agree
User avatar #118 - tepeniam (07/22/2012) [-]
I don't care because I know we're both right.
#119 - Skriver (07/22/2012) [-]
I like to whisper
User avatar #121 - tepeniam (07/22/2012) [-]
So do I, it's fun. Also, did you hear about a possible new seniorawesomesauce?
#17100 - who else loves the song "Lemme smang it" by Yung Hum… 07/21/2012 on Music - new music, hip hop... 0
#4 - Picture  [+] (2 new replies) 07/19/2012 on oh yea ;) +8
#9 - lillamy (07/19/2012) [-]
#11 - infiniteduress (07/19/2012) [-]
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I'm going to end this nigel thread in a way that no one will be able to unsee
#635 - Picture 06/26/2012 on FJ WIN OF THE CENTURY... +4

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User avatar #42 - birdss (09/19/2013) [-]
Oh geez, seems you're still alive.
User avatar #43 to #42 - Skriver (09/22/2013) [-]
right.
User avatar #44 to #43 - birdss (09/22/2013) [-]
Seems you forgot Who I am.
Maybe this will remind you about who I am.

- One year and a half ago.
- Tinychat
User avatar #45 to #44 - Skriver (09/23/2013) [-]
did we get in an argument
User avatar #46 to #45 - birdss (09/23/2013) [-]
Well no, not really.
Apart from you telling me you were v insecure and **** because someone else was being sexual to you.

Haha you really don't seem to remember me. V good
User avatar #47 to #46 - Skriver (10/01/2013) [-]
I have a feeling that I didn't like you because of the way you brought that up.
User avatar #48 to #47 - birdss (10/01/2013) [-]
Oh geez, well too bad then if you can't remember anything.
bye now.

ps; You disliked F.A.Z. Not me. hihihi
User avatar #50 to #48 - friedpotato (12/29/2013) [-]
oh boy
User avatar #51 to #50 - birdss (12/29/2013) [-]
(:
User avatar #49 to #48 - Skriver (10/03/2013) [-]
okay
User avatar #32 - ilovepuffin (06/11/2012) [-]
Have fun at the zoo. Best one in the world!
User avatar #38 to #96 - Skriver (06/18/2012) [-]
the zoo was beautiful c: and the panda was a lazy bastard as always
User avatar #39 to #102 - ilovepuffin (06/18/2012) [-]
Glad that you enjoyed it ! Was there a line?
User avatar #40 to #103 - Skriver (06/18/2012) [-]
yeah but not a big one cuzz my sister rushed us there at like 9 30 am
User avatar #33 to #96 - Skriver (06/11/2012) [-]
hahahha im excited! ive never been to a zoo before this.
User avatar #34 to #97 - ilovepuffin (06/11/2012) [-]
Oh well from a native San Diegian I can just say that you'll love it. But it might be packed because of summer. When I say packed though I mean there's a line to see the pandas and you cant even stop.
User avatar #36 to #98 - Skriver (06/12/2012) [-]
i dont like pandas.


so its ok.
User avatar #35 to #98 - ilovepuffin (06/11/2012) [-]
Diegan *
#29 - newmainman (06/11/2012) [-]
:D
:D
User avatar #28 - Skriver (06/11/2012) [-]
creamybailey's
User avatar #18 - commontroll (05/28/2012) [-]
Woot! That makes me happy.

It's kind of strange that you're on my friend's list because of us having a conversation about circumcised dicks.
User avatar #19 to #82 - Skriver (05/28/2012) [-]
i embrace it
User avatar #20 to #83 - commontroll (05/28/2012) [-]
My penis? I don't think I'm ready for our relationship to be at that level...
User avatar #21 to #84 - Skriver (05/28/2012) [-]
hahahah
User avatar #22 to #85 - commontroll (05/28/2012) [-]
But... but... but I was serious! D:

But yeah, it is pretty hilariously awesome that we're friends because of a post about cut penises. Anywho, how was your day pal?
User avatar #23 to #86 - Skriver (05/28/2012) [-]
pretty fun (: and yours?
User avatar #24 to #87 - commontroll (05/28/2012) [-]
Uhhh, pretty eventless. But good. I'm used to that, at least tomorrow I'm floating down a river and cliff diving with friends though.
User avatar #15 - cmurderx (05/04/2012) [-]
i'm taken
i don't want anything from you
i just wanted to say
girls like you give me hope
that is all
#16 to #79 - Skriver (05/05/2012) [-]
thankyou for explaining first hahah and thankyou for the compliment c:
thankyou for explaining first hahah and thankyou for the compliment c:
User avatar #12 - errydayimshufflin (11/02/2011) [-]
...I haz webcam lol.

just got your mass message
User avatar #13 to #76 - Skriver (11/06/2011) [-]
LOL we met by talking on funnyjunk tinychat! lol c:
User avatar #14 to #77 - errydayimshufflin (11/06/2011) [-]
Oh yeah! we did!
User avatar #8 to #7 - Skriver (08/26/2011) [-]
i jsut cried tears of joy i loved heath ledger as the joker. like it gives me butterflies to watch that movie.
User avatar #9 to #8 - errydayimshufflin (08/26/2011) [-]
in my opinion, greatest portrayal of any character in a movie. ever.
User avatar #10 to #9 - Skriver (08/26/2011) [-]
yes!!!!!!!!!!!! yes yes amazing role.
User avatar #1 - errydayimshufflin (08/21/2011) [-]
Where'd my magical comments go? :(
User avatar #2 to #1 - Skriver (08/21/2011) [-]
theyre on my photo... not my profile o.o
User avatar #3 to #2 - errydayimshufflin (08/21/2011) [-]
oh. yeah. well. your comment virginity is now mine. so that's good.
User avatar #4 to #3 - Skriver (08/21/2011) [-]
no i had comments i just deleted em all cuz it was all faggots hitting on me, getting turned down, and immidiatly turning to trolling
User avatar #5 to #4 - errydayimshufflin (08/21/2011) [-]
oh. okay.

so... what's your sign? xD
User avatar #6 to #5 - Skriver (08/22/2011) [-]
Aquarius
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