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Gender: female
Video Games Played: whatever.
PSN: thankyoucinnamon
Date Signed Up:9/12/2010
Last Login:2/24/2014
Location:THE SUN
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Content Level Progress: 45% (45/100)
Level 199 Content: Anon Annihilator → Level 200 Content: Comedic Genius
Comment Level Progress: 70% (70/100)
Level 228 Comments: Mind Blower → Level 229 Comments: Mind Blower
Subscribers:17
Content Views:172122
Times Content Favorited:1035 times
Total Comments Made:1313
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Favorite Tags: lol (4) | skriver (4) | do (2) | facebook (2) | funny (2) | Penis (2) | why (2) | You (2)
I'm insulting. I'm not very good at video games but I'll try them. I don't have giant boobs. I'm opinionated. I hate it when girls post about their gender on here. I'm basically everything you are trying to avoid.

latest user's comments

#154 - OHLAWD HAHAHAHAHAHA 05/30/2012 on Fucking /b/ +1
#151 - Picture  [+] (5 new replies) 05/30/2012 on Fucking /b/ +8
#153 - therealredhood (05/30/2012) [-]
#155 - Skriver (05/30/2012) [-]
mfw
#249 - broadwaykeiser (05/30/2012) [-]
he must have a pencil dick if he's able to do that

(pic relevant)
User avatar #261 - Skriver (05/30/2012) [-]
AHAHAHA pic very relevant
#164 - therealredhood (05/30/2012) [-]
#34 - morph thing . com 05/30/2012 on Wtf Miranda 0
#33 - it's [url deleted]  [+] (1 new reply) 05/30/2012 on Wtf Miranda 0
User avatar #34 - Skriver (05/30/2012) [-]
morph thing . com
#141 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 05/29/2012 on Hipsters in Space -1
#143 - smilingmountain (05/29/2012) [-]
Son I am dissapoint. It's time for your punishment.
#128 - Hello? YES THIS IS CAMERA-PHONE 05/29/2012 on you're doing it wrong +1
#136 - Don't tell me what to do  [+] (3 new replies) 05/29/2012 on Hipsters in Space +1
#137 - smilingmountain (05/29/2012) [-]
Don't back talk me young man. Go to your room!
#141 - Skriver (05/29/2012) [-]
#143 - smilingmountain (05/29/2012) [-]
Son I am dissapoint. It's time for your punishment.
#391 - it was on animal planet. "Mermaids" pretty sick bro.  [+] (2 new replies) 05/29/2012 on origin of humans -1
#419 - feelythefeel (05/29/2012) [-]
Yeah, I remember seeing a history film about it on the Disney channel.
#418 - feelythefeel has deleted their comment.
#388 - IF WE'RE GOING TO EVOLUTION THREAD, MERMAID ARE REAL.…  [+] (3 new replies) 05/29/2012 on origin of humans 0
User avatar #391 - Skriver (05/29/2012) [-]
it was on animal planet. "Mermaids" pretty sick bro.
#419 - feelythefeel (05/29/2012) [-]
Yeah, I remember seeing a history film about it on the Disney channel.
#418 - feelythefeel has deleted their comment.
#373 - actually we're ok with that.  [+] (1 new reply) 05/29/2012 on origin of humans 0
User avatar #382 - inkfox (05/29/2012) [-]
Oh...Carry on then
#112 - whowascamera.. WHO WAS CAMERA?!?!?!  [+] (2 new replies) 05/29/2012 on you're doing it wrong +12
#121 - derpmageddon (05/29/2012) [-]
PHONE WAS CAMERA!
User avatar #128 - Skriver (05/29/2012) [-]
Hello?

YES THIS IS CAMERA-PHONE
#120 - Picture  [+] (5 new replies) 05/29/2012 on Hipsters in Space -8
#132 - smilingmountain (05/29/2012) [-]
#136 - Skriver (05/29/2012) [-]
Don't tell me what to do
#137 - smilingmountain (05/29/2012) [-]
Don't back talk me young man. Go to your room!
#141 - Skriver (05/29/2012) [-]
#143 - smilingmountain (05/29/2012) [-]
Son I am dissapoint. It's time for your punishment.
#175 - is it wrong that this turned me on? 05/29/2012 on /b/ rape +10
#1 - totally tried to scratch the colon thinking it was a spot on m… 05/29/2012 on this is my title +2
#3 - This would be a great idea to spread awareness on the dangers … 05/29/2012 on Girl Caught On Camera 0
#5 - perfect. 05/29/2012 on Wtf Miranda 0
#2 - mfw i saw this and decided to post it 05/29/2012 on Wtf Miranda 0
#31 - his hair flies up before he jumps.. its in reverse.  [+] (1 new reply) 05/29/2012 on Physics how do they work -11
#45 - rellergert (05/29/2012) [-]
#30 - his hair flies up before he jumps. its in reverse  [+] (1 new reply) 05/29/2012 on Physics how do they work +2
#48 - vaskaduzea (05/29/2012) [-]
you really can't get a joke
#22 - politics never work the right way and it just makes us unhappy… 05/29/2012 on Dr. Yoda -1
#213 - madame*  [+] (1 new reply) 05/29/2012 on Lemony title 0
User avatar #214 - jakerszzzz (05/29/2012) [-]
Oh, Sorry Madame.
#20 - we're ****** no matter who we vote for. its politics.  [+] (4 new replies) 05/29/2012 on Dr. Yoda 0
User avatar #23 - elitetroll (05/29/2012) [-]
true. but we may as well chose the lesser evil.
User avatar #58 - AlexK (05/29/2012) [-]
so, obama
User avatar #21 - jacklethesnake (05/29/2012) [-]
so...same as always?
#22 - Skriver (05/29/2012) [-]
politics never work the right way and it just makes us unhappy, fuck politics
#206 - with 'h', it goes both ways. like a bisexua…  [+] (3 new replies) 05/29/2012 on Lemony title 0
User avatar #212 - jakerszzzz (05/29/2012) [-]
Oh, And i get thumbed down for not understanding. Thank you kind sir. .-.
User avatar #213 - Skriver (05/29/2012) [-]
madame*
User avatar #214 - jakerszzzz (05/29/2012) [-]
Oh, Sorry Madame.
#342 - sweet roll 05/29/2012 on BUMP -1
#311 - Picture 05/29/2012 on The two best cosplayers... +19

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User avatar #42 - birdss (09/19/2013) [-]
Oh geez, seems you're still alive.
User avatar #43 to #42 - Skriver (09/22/2013) [-]
right.
User avatar #44 to #43 - birdss (09/22/2013) [-]
Seems you forgot Who I am.
Maybe this will remind you about who I am.

- One year and a half ago.
- Tinychat
User avatar #45 to #44 - Skriver (09/23/2013) [-]
did we get in an argument
User avatar #46 to #45 - birdss (09/23/2013) [-]
Well no, not really.
Apart from you telling me you were v insecure and **** because someone else was being sexual to you.

Haha you really don't seem to remember me. V good
User avatar #47 to #46 - Skriver (10/01/2013) [-]
I have a feeling that I didn't like you because of the way you brought that up.
User avatar #48 to #47 - birdss (10/01/2013) [-]
Oh geez, well too bad then if you can't remember anything.
bye now.

ps; You disliked F.A.Z. Not me. hihihi
User avatar #50 to #48 - friedpotato (12/29/2013) [-]
oh boy
User avatar #51 to #50 - birdss (12/29/2013) [-]
(:
User avatar #49 to #48 - Skriver (10/03/2013) [-]
okay
User avatar #32 - ilovepuffin (06/11/2012) [-]
Have fun at the zoo. Best one in the world!
User avatar #38 to #96 - Skriver (06/18/2012) [-]
the zoo was beautiful c: and the panda was a lazy bastard as always
User avatar #39 to #102 - ilovepuffin (06/18/2012) [-]
Glad that you enjoyed it ! Was there a line?
User avatar #40 to #103 - Skriver (06/18/2012) [-]
yeah but not a big one cuzz my sister rushed us there at like 9 30 am
User avatar #33 to #96 - Skriver (06/11/2012) [-]
hahahha im excited! ive never been to a zoo before this.
User avatar #34 to #97 - ilovepuffin (06/11/2012) [-]
Oh well from a native San Diegian I can just say that you'll love it. But it might be packed because of summer. When I say packed though I mean there's a line to see the pandas and you cant even stop.
User avatar #36 to #98 - Skriver (06/12/2012) [-]
i dont like pandas.


so its ok.
User avatar #35 to #98 - ilovepuffin (06/11/2012) [-]
Diegan *
#29 - newmainman (06/11/2012) [-]
:D
:D
User avatar #28 - Skriver (06/11/2012) [-]
creamybailey's
User avatar #18 - commontroll ONLINE (05/28/2012) [-]
Woot! That makes me happy.

It's kind of strange that you're on my friend's list because of us having a conversation about circumcised dicks.
User avatar #19 to #82 - Skriver (05/28/2012) [-]
i embrace it
User avatar #20 to #83 - commontroll ONLINE (05/28/2012) [-]
My penis? I don't think I'm ready for our relationship to be at that level...
User avatar #21 to #84 - Skriver (05/28/2012) [-]
hahahah
User avatar #22 to #85 - commontroll ONLINE (05/28/2012) [-]
But... but... but I was serious! D:

But yeah, it is pretty hilariously awesome that we're friends because of a post about cut penises. Anywho, how was your day pal?
User avatar #23 to #86 - Skriver (05/28/2012) [-]
pretty fun (: and yours?
User avatar #24 to #87 - commontroll ONLINE (05/28/2012) [-]
Uhhh, pretty eventless. But good. I'm used to that, at least tomorrow I'm floating down a river and cliff diving with friends though.
User avatar #15 - cmurderx (05/04/2012) [-]
i'm taken
i don't want anything from you
i just wanted to say
girls like you give me hope
that is all
#16 to #79 - Skriver (05/05/2012) [-]
thankyou for explaining first hahah and thankyou for the compliment c:
thankyou for explaining first hahah and thankyou for the compliment c:
User avatar #12 - errydayimshufflin (11/02/2011) [-]
...I haz webcam lol.

just got your mass message
User avatar #13 to #76 - Skriver (11/06/2011) [-]
LOL we met by talking on funnyjunk tinychat! lol c:
User avatar #14 to #77 - errydayimshufflin (11/06/2011) [-]
Oh yeah! we did!
User avatar #8 to #7 - Skriver (08/26/2011) [-]
i jsut cried tears of joy i loved heath ledger as the joker. like it gives me butterflies to watch that movie.
User avatar #9 to #8 - errydayimshufflin (08/26/2011) [-]
in my opinion, greatest portrayal of any character in a movie. ever.
User avatar #10 to #9 - Skriver (08/26/2011) [-]
yes!!!!!!!!!!!! yes yes amazing role.
User avatar #1 - errydayimshufflin (08/21/2011) [-]
Where'd my magical comments go? :(
User avatar #2 to #1 - Skriver (08/21/2011) [-]
theyre on my photo... not my profile o.o
User avatar #3 to #2 - errydayimshufflin (08/21/2011) [-]
oh. yeah. well. your comment virginity is now mine. so that's good.
User avatar #4 to #3 - Skriver (08/21/2011) [-]
no i had comments i just deleted em all cuz it was all faggots hitting on me, getting turned down, and immidiatly turning to trolling
User avatar #5 to #4 - errydayimshufflin (08/21/2011) [-]
oh. okay.

so... what's your sign? xD
User avatar #6 to #5 - Skriver (08/22/2011) [-]
Aquarius
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