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Gender: female
Video Games Played: whatever.
PSN: thankyoucinnamon
Date Signed Up:9/12/2010
Last Login:2/24/2014
Location:THE SUN
Funnyjunk Career Stats
Content Thumbs: 9947 total,  11128 ,  1181
Comment Thumbs: 2872 total,  3790 ,  918
Content Level Progress: 45% (45/100)
Level 199 Content: Anon Annihilator → Level 200 Content: Comedic Genius
Comment Level Progress: 70% (70/100)
Level 228 Comments: Mind Blower → Level 229 Comments: Mind Blower
Subscribers:16
Content Views:173238
Times Content Favorited:1033 times
Total Comments Made:1313
FJ Points:12908
Favorite Tags: lol (4) | skriver (4) | do (2) | facebook (2) | funny (2) | Penis (2) | why (2) | You (2)
I'm insulting. I'm not very good at video games but I'll try them. I don't have giant boobs. I'm opinionated. I hate it when girls post about their gender on here. I'm basically everything you are trying to avoid.

latest user's comments

#126 - i like how the bubble popped faster than the bullet so it didn…  [+] (5 new replies) 06/01/2012 on Bullet through bubble. +9
#175 - damncheese (06/01/2012) [-]
User avatar #128 - dyllygaf (06/01/2012) [-]
The bubble almost completely finishes popping at the same exact point and time the bullet exits the bubble
#132 - Skriver (06/01/2012) [-]
................ok? i dont see why-

are you implying that i am part-taking in some sort of argument about the credibility of this gif. because I said I liked it?
User avatar #134 - dyllygaf (06/01/2012) [-]
Nope, not at all :3 I liked it too :D

Just adding to your statement is all, I remember seeing this gif a couple years ago and somebody asking if any physical laws had anything to do with the fact the bullet entered and exited in perfect sync with the bubble or if it was just coincidence, and I don't think anybody ever answered him
User avatar #135 - Skriver (06/01/2012) [-]
oh well telling me isn't helping answer this guys question.
#382 - LOL thankyou!!! 06/01/2012 on Yeah, that moment ... +1
#332 - he just wanted a reason to say " ****** "…  [+] (2 new replies) 06/01/2012 on Yeah, that moment ... +2
User avatar #374 - usarnaem (06/01/2012) [-]
I just saw ur profile. You're a pretty nigger.
#382 - Skriver (06/01/2012) [-]
LOL thankyou!!!
#100 - do you really give a **** about your foreskin that much 06/01/2012 on Got Jews? 0
#197 - he found the funny. she hasn't yet  [+] (2 new replies) 06/01/2012 on Water Ballooon +27
#203 - maxsexington (06/01/2012) [-]
#398 - Skriver (06/01/2012) [-]
#298 - Picture  [+] (10 new replies) 06/01/2012 on Yeah, that moment ... +44
#348 - liek (06/01/2012) [-]
#322 - thebesttrumpeteer (06/01/2012) [-]
can you translate? i speak german or english just not nigger. pic unrelated
#333 - usarnaem (06/01/2012) [-]
lek dys f yu cri evrytim
User avatar #328 - demetzgermeister (06/01/2012) [-]
like this if you cry every time

you cant figure that out?
#336 - thebesttrumpeteer (06/01/2012) [-]
User avatar #339 - demetzgermeister (06/01/2012) [-]
that's a pretty shitty joke.
#342 - thebesttrumpeteer (06/01/2012) [-]
User avatar #332 - Skriver (06/01/2012) [-]
he just wanted a reason to say "nigger". or to call me a nigger
User avatar #374 - usarnaem (06/01/2012) [-]
I just saw ur profile. You're a pretty nigger.
#382 - Skriver (06/01/2012) [-]
LOL thankyou!!!
#34927 - ...master? 06/01/2012 on Video Games Board - console... 0
#34787 - he left it on the desk. how could i not steal it? he hasnt not…  [+] (2 new replies) 06/01/2012 on Video Games Board - console... 0
User avatar #34789 - MrDeadiron (06/01/2012) [-]
as it says in the bible. Leviticus 2:12 Women shall not steal the pokemanz of her master.
#34927 - Skriver (06/01/2012) [-]
...master?
#24 - THIS TOOK FOREVER HOLY **** 06/01/2012 on Let's see your lives junkies -2
#163 - Picture 06/01/2012 on Offensive 911 comp 1 +3
#34773 - stole Pokemon fire red from my boyfriend last week. …  [+] (4 new replies) 06/01/2012 on Video Games Board - console... +2
User avatar #34775 - MrDeadiron (06/01/2012) [-]
you whore
User avatar #34787 - Skriver (06/01/2012) [-]
he left it on the desk. how could i not steal it? he hasnt noticed yet.... im frightened.
User avatar #34789 - MrDeadiron (06/01/2012) [-]
as it says in the bible. Leviticus 2:12 Women shall not steal the pokemanz of her master.
#34927 - Skriver (06/01/2012) [-]
...master?
#52 - mcscootaloo. 06/01/2012 on This is in Sweden. +4
#14 - Picture 06/01/2012 on The Beauty in Science +22
#290 - 40. 05/31/2012 on Guess her age! 0
#196 - Every other representative 05/31/2012 on We've Had Enough!!! +13
#178 - Picture 05/31/2012 on Boner Alert +8
#178 - her face when /b/ 05/31/2012 on Title +6
#261 - AHAHAHA pic very relevant 05/30/2012 on Fucking /b/ +1
#8 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 05/30/2012 on kumjhg +1
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#6 - Picture  [+] (3 new replies) 05/30/2012 on kumjhg 0
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#4 - Comment deleted  [+] (5 new replies) 05/30/2012 on kumjhg 0
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#74 - her parents put her into fame. she was an extra on the soprano… 05/30/2012 on Gaga 06 +1
#91 - party as in your body? 05/30/2012 on Oh, Robert. +1
#178 - every other animal does the same **** . i do the s… 05/30/2012 on no words can describe how... 0
#155 - mfw  [+] (3 new replies) 05/30/2012 on Fucking /b/ +11
#249 - broadwaykeiser (05/30/2012) [-]
he must have a pencil dick if he's able to do that

(pic relevant)
User avatar #261 - Skriver (05/30/2012) [-]
AHAHAHA pic very relevant
#164 - therealredhood (05/30/2012) [-]

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User avatar #42 - birdss (09/19/2013) [-]
Oh geez, seems you're still alive.
User avatar #43 to #42 - Skriver (09/22/2013) [-]
right.
User avatar #44 to #43 - birdss (09/22/2013) [-]
Seems you forgot Who I am.
Maybe this will remind you about who I am.

- One year and a half ago.
- Tinychat
User avatar #45 to #44 - Skriver (09/23/2013) [-]
did we get in an argument
User avatar #46 to #45 - birdss (09/23/2013) [-]
Well no, not really.
Apart from you telling me you were v insecure and **** because someone else was being sexual to you.

Haha you really don't seem to remember me. V good
User avatar #47 to #46 - Skriver (10/01/2013) [-]
I have a feeling that I didn't like you because of the way you brought that up.
User avatar #48 to #47 - birdss (10/01/2013) [-]
Oh geez, well too bad then if you can't remember anything.
bye now.

ps; You disliked F.A.Z. Not me. hihihi
User avatar #50 to #48 - friedpotato (12/29/2013) [-]
oh boy
User avatar #51 to #50 - birdss (12/29/2013) [-]
(:
User avatar #49 to #48 - Skriver (10/03/2013) [-]
okay
User avatar #32 - ilovepuffin (06/11/2012) [-]
Have fun at the zoo. Best one in the world!
User avatar #38 to #96 - Skriver (06/18/2012) [-]
the zoo was beautiful c: and the panda was a lazy bastard as always
User avatar #39 to #102 - ilovepuffin (06/18/2012) [-]
Glad that you enjoyed it ! Was there a line?
User avatar #40 to #103 - Skriver (06/18/2012) [-]
yeah but not a big one cuzz my sister rushed us there at like 9 30 am
User avatar #33 to #96 - Skriver (06/11/2012) [-]
hahahha im excited! ive never been to a zoo before this.
User avatar #34 to #97 - ilovepuffin (06/11/2012) [-]
Oh well from a native San Diegian I can just say that you'll love it. But it might be packed because of summer. When I say packed though I mean there's a line to see the pandas and you cant even stop.
User avatar #36 to #98 - Skriver (06/12/2012) [-]
i dont like pandas.


so its ok.
User avatar #35 to #98 - ilovepuffin (06/11/2012) [-]
Diegan *
#29 - newmainman (06/11/2012) [-]
:D
:D
User avatar #28 - Skriver (06/11/2012) [-]
creamybailey's
User avatar #18 - commontroll (05/28/2012) [-]
Woot! That makes me happy.

It's kind of strange that you're on my friend's list because of us having a conversation about circumcised dicks.
User avatar #19 to #82 - Skriver (05/28/2012) [-]
i embrace it
User avatar #20 to #83 - commontroll (05/28/2012) [-]
My penis? I don't think I'm ready for our relationship to be at that level...
User avatar #21 to #84 - Skriver (05/28/2012) [-]
hahahah
User avatar #22 to #85 - commontroll (05/28/2012) [-]
But... but... but I was serious! D:

But yeah, it is pretty hilariously awesome that we're friends because of a post about cut penises. Anywho, how was your day pal?
User avatar #23 to #86 - Skriver (05/28/2012) [-]
pretty fun (: and yours?
User avatar #24 to #87 - commontroll (05/28/2012) [-]
Uhhh, pretty eventless. But good. I'm used to that, at least tomorrow I'm floating down a river and cliff diving with friends though.
User avatar #15 - cmurderx (05/04/2012) [-]
i'm taken
i don't want anything from you
i just wanted to say
girls like you give me hope
that is all
#16 to #79 - Skriver (05/05/2012) [-]
thankyou for explaining first hahah and thankyou for the compliment c:
thankyou for explaining first hahah and thankyou for the compliment c:
User avatar #12 - errydayimshufflin (11/02/2011) [-]
...I haz webcam lol.

just got your mass message
User avatar #13 to #76 - Skriver (11/06/2011) [-]
LOL we met by talking on funnyjunk tinychat! lol c:
User avatar #14 to #77 - errydayimshufflin (11/06/2011) [-]
Oh yeah! we did!
User avatar #8 to #7 - Skriver (08/26/2011) [-]
i jsut cried tears of joy i loved heath ledger as the joker. like it gives me butterflies to watch that movie.
User avatar #9 to #8 - errydayimshufflin (08/26/2011) [-]
in my opinion, greatest portrayal of any character in a movie. ever.
User avatar #10 to #9 - Skriver (08/26/2011) [-]
yes!!!!!!!!!!!! yes yes amazing role.
User avatar #1 - errydayimshufflin (08/21/2011) [-]
Where'd my magical comments go? :(
User avatar #2 to #1 - Skriver (08/21/2011) [-]
theyre on my photo... not my profile o.o
User avatar #3 to #2 - errydayimshufflin (08/21/2011) [-]
oh. yeah. well. your comment virginity is now mine. so that's good.
User avatar #4 to #3 - Skriver (08/21/2011) [-]
no i had comments i just deleted em all cuz it was all faggots hitting on me, getting turned down, and immidiatly turning to trolling
User avatar #5 to #4 - errydayimshufflin (08/21/2011) [-]
oh. okay.

so... what's your sign? xD
User avatar #6 to #5 - Skriver (08/22/2011) [-]
Aquarius
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