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Skriver

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Gender: female
Date Signed Up:9/12/2010
Last Login:2/24/2014
Location:THE SUN
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Level 199 Content: Anon Annihilator → Level 200 Content: Comedic Genius
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Subscribers:16
Content Views:177271
Times Content Favorited:1031 times
Total Comments Made:1313
FJ Points:12908
Favorite Tags: lol (4) | skriver (4) | do (2) | facebook (2) | funny (2) | Penis (2) | why (2) | You (2)
I'm insulting. I'm not very good at video games but I'll try them. I don't have giant boobs. I'm opinionated. I hate it when girls post about their gender on here. I'm basically everything you are trying to avoid.

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#477 - lots of smiling and laughing around you. i tend to look at a g…  [+] (1 new reply) 06/18/2012 on What guys should know +1
#506 - pjuns (06/18/2012) [-]
How about if she's punching you? you dont mind being called names? Not mean names, but not like pumpkin and such, more like little person, and such?
#471 - NO. 18 as a female, i find it annoying when guys are …  [+] (10 new replies) 06/18/2012 on What guys should know +3
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#485 - shamefulhumor (06/18/2012) [-]
I'd say it only works when they are looking for that reaction, otherwise self initiated protectiveness is overbearing and unattractive.

But I'm a dude, what do I know. Just going by my experiences as a teenager,
Now that I'm older most of these don't even apply.
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#490 - Skriver (06/18/2012) [-]
exactly. and im only looking for that reaction at the appropriate times.
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#501 - shamefulhumor (06/18/2012) [-]
Now that I'm dating 20 somethings, The only time it's worth knocking another guys head off is when he is either Catcalling in a derogatory manner, or constantly harassing her, and I already told him off reasonably, then ill break a jaw after fair warning. My younger chick friends I tend to watch out of simply because they end up having too much fun at a party, maybe a little sloppy, and dudes try to take advantage of that situation, The girlfriend actually likes it when I put a jacket on one of the younger girls and keeps them form doing something stupid.

Being responsible is a turn on to girls with a good head on their shoulders, Young men should take note.
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#503 - Skriver (06/18/2012) [-]
exactly.
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#515 - shamefulhumor (06/18/2012) [-]
Yep. Well nice talking to you young lady, Im just as lost when funnyjunk starts talking about women.

Namely, because most of this isn't an issue when you start a career and move away from that side of things.
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#481 - notkontaizumi (06/18/2012) [-]
What show is he from?
#486 - Skriver (06/18/2012) [-]
I WISH I KNEW. i think its from a youtube series actually. the art is similar to that of leo and satan.

<---exhibit A
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#498 - Skriver (06/18/2012) [-]
thatwashilarious
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#520 - notkontaizumi (06/18/2012) [-]
XD ikr
#460 - Picture 06/18/2012 on What guys should know 0
#408 - The meaning is, you aren't aware of who your pals are. -Arvib 06/18/2012 on movie quotes 0
#21425 - oh well theyre these little mini grapes and theyre a really sw…  [+] (1 new reply) 06/18/2012 on Social Board 0
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#21426 - klukkluk (06/18/2012) [-]
Okay, sounds good.
#21422 - have you ever eaten wine grapes?  [+] (3 new replies) 06/18/2012 on Social Board 0
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#21424 - klukkluk (06/18/2012) [-]
Well because wine is made of special harvested grapes i guess not.
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#21425 - Skriver (06/18/2012) [-]
oh well theyre these little mini grapes and theyre a really sweet but its a soft kind of sweet taste.

theyre really good.
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#21426 - klukkluk (06/18/2012) [-]
Okay, sounds good.
#21420 - do you like grapes?  [+] (5 new replies) 06/18/2012 on Social Board 0
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#21421 - klukkluk (06/18/2012) [-]
Yes, i guess i do.
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#21422 - Skriver (06/18/2012) [-]
have you ever eaten wine grapes?
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#21424 - klukkluk (06/18/2012) [-]
Well because wine is made of special harvested grapes i guess not.
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#21425 - Skriver (06/18/2012) [-]
oh well theyre these little mini grapes and theyre a really sweet but its a soft kind of sweet taste.

theyre really good.
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#21426 - klukkluk (06/18/2012) [-]
Okay, sounds good.
#21271 - hi.  [+] (7 new replies) 06/18/2012 on Social Board 0
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#21339 - klukkluk (06/18/2012) [-]
Hello
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#21420 - Skriver (06/18/2012) [-]
do you like grapes?
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#21421 - klukkluk (06/18/2012) [-]
Yes, i guess i do.
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#21422 - Skriver (06/18/2012) [-]
have you ever eaten wine grapes?
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#21424 - klukkluk (06/18/2012) [-]
Well because wine is made of special harvested grapes i guess not.
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#21425 - Skriver (06/18/2012) [-]
oh well theyre these little mini grapes and theyre a really sweet but its a soft kind of sweet taste.

theyre really good.
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#21426 - klukkluk (06/18/2012) [-]
Okay, sounds good.
#21270 - Picture 06/18/2012 on Social Board +5
#40 - yeah but not a big one cuzz my sister rushed us there at like 9 30 am 06/18/2012 on Skriver's profile 0