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Gender: female
Video Games Played: whatever.
PSN: thankyoucinnamon
Date Signed Up:9/12/2010
Last Login:2/24/2014
Location:THE SUN
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I'm insulting. I'm not very good at video games but I'll try them. I don't have giant boobs. I'm opinionated. I hate it when girls post about their gender on here. I'm basically everything you are trying to avoid.

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#17204 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 06/08/2012 on Social Board 0
User avatar #17244 - massi (06/08/2012) [-]
I think it was a mistake
#35 - Picture 06/08/2012 on SFW really +5
#5744758 - .......................wot. 06/08/2012 on FJ Pony Thread 0
#68 - yes. 06/08/2012 on LOST +1
#65 - her hand does not count* 06/08/2012 on LOST -3
#37 - The Iron Giant i crey. 06/08/2012 on And they die 0
#123 - ..dear korra 06/08/2012 on words of wisdom for korra +5
#117 - THEN I THINK OF THIS!!!!11!!!ONE!!!  [+] (5 new replies) 06/08/2012 on Bloods and Crips +10
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#123 - kazesenoue (06/08/2012) [-]
This was simple the funniest conversation I've ever read.
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#126 - kazesenoue (06/08/2012) [-]
I feel so... pleased...
#131 - RamDozer (06/08/2012) [-]
#115 - it makes me feel like im whispering and i like to whisper.  [+] (7 new replies) 06/08/2012 on Bloods and Crips +8
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#117 - Skriver (06/08/2012) [-]
THEN I THINK OF THIS!!!!11!!!ONE!!!
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#123 - kazesenoue (06/08/2012) [-]
This was simple the funniest conversation I've ever read.
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#126 - kazesenoue (06/08/2012) [-]
I feel so... pleased...
#131 - RamDozer (06/08/2012) [-]
#112 - made me think of this  [+] (9 new replies) 06/08/2012 on Bloods and Crips +14
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#115 - Skriver (06/08/2012) [-]
it makes me feel like im whispering and i like to whisper.
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#117 - Skriver (06/08/2012) [-]
THEN I THINK OF THIS!!!!11!!!ONE!!!
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#123 - kazesenoue (06/08/2012) [-]
This was simple the funniest conversation I've ever read.
#125 - iseeyouthar has deleted their comment.
#126 - kazesenoue (06/08/2012) [-]
I feel so... pleased...
#131 - RamDozer (06/08/2012) [-]
#110 - thankyou for telling me i feel better that we dont hide thing…  [+] (11 new replies) 06/08/2012 on Bloods and Crips +14
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#112 - Skriver (06/08/2012) [-]
made me think of this
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#115 - Skriver (06/08/2012) [-]
it makes me feel like im whispering and i like to whisper.
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#117 - Skriver (06/08/2012) [-]
THEN I THINK OF THIS!!!!11!!!ONE!!!
#118 - iseeyouthar has deleted their comment.
#123 - kazesenoue (06/08/2012) [-]
This was simple the funniest conversation I've ever read.
#125 - iseeyouthar has deleted their comment.
#126 - kazesenoue (06/08/2012) [-]
I feel so... pleased...
#131 - RamDozer (06/08/2012) [-]
#108 - as an actress.. the distaste/ misunderstanding for/of Shakespe…  [+] (13 new replies) 06/08/2012 on Bloods and Crips +2
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#110 - Skriver (06/08/2012) [-]
thankyou for telling me i feel better that we dont hide things from each other
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#112 - Skriver (06/08/2012) [-]
made me think of this
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#115 - Skriver (06/08/2012) [-]
it makes me feel like im whispering and i like to whisper.
#116 - iseeyouthar has deleted their comment.
#117 - Skriver (06/08/2012) [-]
THEN I THINK OF THIS!!!!11!!!ONE!!!
#118 - iseeyouthar has deleted their comment.
#123 - kazesenoue (06/08/2012) [-]
This was simple the funniest conversation I've ever read.
#125 - iseeyouthar has deleted their comment.
#126 - kazesenoue (06/08/2012) [-]
I feel so... pleased...
#131 - RamDozer (06/08/2012) [-]
#107 - that was not a turd. that was way more fun to watch than the o… 06/08/2012 on Bloods and Crips +1
#1 - wtf are you talking about 06/07/2012 on This is what I think of you. 0
#479 - i brought it up to him and he apologized. it wont change. im j…  [+] (1 new reply) 06/07/2012 on Advice - love advice,... 0
User avatar #481 - Mortspear (06/07/2012) [-]
Guess so. He'll only be as serious as you. If you think it's somehow ruining the relationship, then obviously something is going to have to change.
#474 - im totally fine with the idea that he is religious. its the fa… 06/07/2012 on Advice - love advice,... 0
#470 - i have my own misc. beliefs. def. not the same as his. …  [+] (3 new replies) 06/07/2012 on Advice - love advice,... +1
User avatar #476 - Mortspear (06/07/2012) [-]
Well first, you need to propose to him the idea that, a lot of gays, are obviously not Christian. So why would they care if they had sex before marriage if they don't even follow the religion?

Also, I can understand what you're getting at now. Honestly, unless you're a nypho, tell him that if he's going to continue preaching against sex before marriage, then you think you two should follow by his preaching. If you don't think you can go without sex, just remind him before-hand that what he's about to do is against what he believes. In my opinion, lust is the most powerful sin.
User avatar #479 - Skriver (06/07/2012) [-]
i brought it up to him and he apologized. it wont change. im just going to have to deal with the worst kind of faith.
User avatar #481 - Mortspear (06/07/2012) [-]
Guess so. He'll only be as serious as you. If you think it's somehow ruining the relationship, then obviously something is going to have to change.
#461 - he kinda tells other people how to follow the religion and the…  [+] (5 new replies) 06/07/2012 on Advice - love advice,... +2
User avatar #466 - Mortspear (06/07/2012) [-]
That's almost typical in most religious scenarios. My uncle is a christian preacher, but will still make the occasional "jokes" and curse if he's overly-angry, I honestly have a pretty wide opinion on this, but I don't even know if we're talking about the same religion. Also, do you follow the same religion?
User avatar #470 - Skriver (06/07/2012) [-]
i have my own misc. beliefs. def. not the same as his.

well he gets quite angry at people for preaching against gay marriage and brings up the topic of sex before marriage and how its such a sin.


but guess who still decided it was ok to have sex before he was married yesterday?
User avatar #476 - Mortspear (06/07/2012) [-]
Well first, you need to propose to him the idea that, a lot of gays, are obviously not Christian. So why would they care if they had sex before marriage if they don't even follow the religion?

Also, I can understand what you're getting at now. Honestly, unless you're a nypho, tell him that if he's going to continue preaching against sex before marriage, then you think you two should follow by his preaching. If you don't think you can go without sex, just remind him before-hand that what he's about to do is against what he believes. In my opinion, lust is the most powerful sin.
User avatar #479 - Skriver (06/07/2012) [-]
i brought it up to him and he apologized. it wont change. im just going to have to deal with the worst kind of faith.
User avatar #481 - Mortspear (06/07/2012) [-]
Guess so. He'll only be as serious as you. If you think it's somehow ruining the relationship, then obviously something is going to have to change.
#457 - easier said than done, advice kitty. 06/07/2012 on Advice - love advice,... 0
#456 - im not changing myself for him.  [+] (2 new replies) 06/07/2012 on Advice - love advice,... 0
User avatar #472 - martiini (06/07/2012) [-]
Not sure if I can give some serious advice, but I'll try. I can see that you've been together for 2 years so obviously you don't want to break up with him without consideration. I'm surprised that you didn't notice before, but okay. Everyone has a right to have his religion. Maybe he hid it from you because he thought you wouldn't understand him. It's normal in earlier state of a relationship, but things like this should come up as the relationship progresses. If he doesn't put pressure on you to join his religion and you can accept him for believing in something, I think you shouldn't have to do anything. Just keep an open mind and tell him that he should talk to you about stuff like this and not hide it from you in the future.
User avatar #474 - Skriver (06/07/2012) [-]
im totally fine with the idea that he is religious. its the fact that he's hidden it from me. because h knows ive dated religious people before and its not an issue to me.
#450 - just realized my bf of 2 years has been hiding his religion fr…  [+] (13 new replies) 06/07/2012 on Advice - love advice,... +5
User avatar #459 - Mortspear (06/07/2012) [-]
Would help if you threw in some more details. But after 2 years, I'm sure you can both accept it and move on.
User avatar #461 - Skriver (06/07/2012) [-]
he kinda tells other people how to follow the religion and then doesnt practice what he preaches.
User avatar #466 - Mortspear (06/07/2012) [-]
That's almost typical in most religious scenarios. My uncle is a christian preacher, but will still make the occasional "jokes" and curse if he's overly-angry, I honestly have a pretty wide opinion on this, but I don't even know if we're talking about the same religion. Also, do you follow the same religion?
User avatar #470 - Skriver (06/07/2012) [-]
i have my own misc. beliefs. def. not the same as his.

well he gets quite angry at people for preaching against gay marriage and brings up the topic of sex before marriage and how its such a sin.


but guess who still decided it was ok to have sex before he was married yesterday?
User avatar #476 - Mortspear (06/07/2012) [-]
Well first, you need to propose to him the idea that, a lot of gays, are obviously not Christian. So why would they care if they had sex before marriage if they don't even follow the religion?

Also, I can understand what you're getting at now. Honestly, unless you're a nypho, tell him that if he's going to continue preaching against sex before marriage, then you think you two should follow by his preaching. If you don't think you can go without sex, just remind him before-hand that what he's about to do is against what he believes. In my opinion, lust is the most powerful sin.
User avatar #479 - Skriver (06/07/2012) [-]
i brought it up to him and he apologized. it wont change. im just going to have to deal with the worst kind of faith.
User avatar #481 - Mortspear (06/07/2012) [-]
Guess so. He'll only be as serious as you. If you think it's somehow ruining the relationship, then obviously something is going to have to change.
#455 - martiini (06/07/2012) [-]
Join him.
User avatar #456 - Skriver (06/07/2012) [-]
im not changing myself for him.
User avatar #472 - martiini (06/07/2012) [-]
Not sure if I can give some serious advice, but I'll try. I can see that you've been together for 2 years so obviously you don't want to break up with him without consideration. I'm surprised that you didn't notice before, but okay. Everyone has a right to have his religion. Maybe he hid it from you because he thought you wouldn't understand him. It's normal in earlier state of a relationship, but things like this should come up as the relationship progresses. If he doesn't put pressure on you to join his religion and you can accept him for believing in something, I think you shouldn't have to do anything. Just keep an open mind and tell him that he should talk to you about stuff like this and not hide it from you in the future.
User avatar #474 - Skriver (06/07/2012) [-]
im totally fine with the idea that he is religious. its the fact that he's hidden it from me. because h knows ive dated religious people before and its not an issue to me.
#454 - killahs (06/07/2012) [-]
advice kitty has spoken
User avatar #457 - Skriver (06/07/2012) [-]
easier said than done, advice kitty.
#25 - pic.. .related? 06/07/2012 on Happens to me all the time +9
#143 - BUT NOT FUNNY. 06/07/2012 on Hula-Hoop +11
#15746 - LOL WTF IS THIS. im a female. i said "my face"  [+] (1 new reply) 06/07/2012 on Social Board 0
User avatar #15750 - frozenbro (06/07/2012) [-]
Oh it got on your face alright
#189 - and ive been pumping up my dick bulge for all these years. 06/07/2012 on That sexy man bulge that... +14

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User avatar #42 - birdss (09/19/2013) [-]
Oh geez, seems you're still alive.
User avatar #43 to #42 - Skriver (09/22/2013) [-]
right.
User avatar #44 to #43 - birdss (09/22/2013) [-]
Seems you forgot Who I am.
Maybe this will remind you about who I am.

- One year and a half ago.
- Tinychat
User avatar #45 to #44 - Skriver (09/23/2013) [-]
did we get in an argument
User avatar #46 to #45 - birdss (09/23/2013) [-]
Well no, not really.
Apart from you telling me you were v insecure and **** because someone else was being sexual to you.

Haha you really don't seem to remember me. V good
User avatar #47 to #46 - Skriver (10/01/2013) [-]
I have a feeling that I didn't like you because of the way you brought that up.
User avatar #48 to #47 - birdss (10/01/2013) [-]
Oh geez, well too bad then if you can't remember anything.
bye now.

ps; You disliked F.A.Z. Not me. hihihi
User avatar #50 to #48 - friedpotato (12/29/2013) [-]
oh boy
User avatar #51 to #50 - birdss (12/29/2013) [-]
(:
User avatar #49 to #48 - Skriver (10/03/2013) [-]
okay
User avatar #32 - ilovepuffin (06/11/2012) [-]
Have fun at the zoo. Best one in the world!
User avatar #38 to #96 - Skriver (06/18/2012) [-]
the zoo was beautiful c: and the panda was a lazy bastard as always
User avatar #39 to #102 - ilovepuffin (06/18/2012) [-]
Glad that you enjoyed it ! Was there a line?
User avatar #40 to #103 - Skriver (06/18/2012) [-]
yeah but not a big one cuzz my sister rushed us there at like 9 30 am
User avatar #33 to #96 - Skriver (06/11/2012) [-]
hahahha im excited! ive never been to a zoo before this.
User avatar #34 to #97 - ilovepuffin (06/11/2012) [-]
Oh well from a native San Diegian I can just say that you'll love it. But it might be packed because of summer. When I say packed though I mean there's a line to see the pandas and you cant even stop.
User avatar #36 to #98 - Skriver (06/12/2012) [-]
i dont like pandas.


so its ok.
User avatar #35 to #98 - ilovepuffin (06/11/2012) [-]
Diegan *
#29 - newmainman (06/11/2012) [-]
:D
:D
User avatar #28 - Skriver (06/11/2012) [-]
creamybailey's
User avatar #18 - commontroll (05/28/2012) [-]
Woot! That makes me happy.

It's kind of strange that you're on my friend's list because of us having a conversation about circumcised dicks.
User avatar #19 to #82 - Skriver (05/28/2012) [-]
i embrace it
User avatar #20 to #83 - commontroll (05/28/2012) [-]
My penis? I don't think I'm ready for our relationship to be at that level...
User avatar #21 to #84 - Skriver (05/28/2012) [-]
hahahah
User avatar #22 to #85 - commontroll (05/28/2012) [-]
But... but... but I was serious! D:

But yeah, it is pretty hilariously awesome that we're friends because of a post about cut penises. Anywho, how was your day pal?
User avatar #23 to #86 - Skriver (05/28/2012) [-]
pretty fun (: and yours?
User avatar #24 to #87 - commontroll (05/28/2012) [-]
Uhhh, pretty eventless. But good. I'm used to that, at least tomorrow I'm floating down a river and cliff diving with friends though.
User avatar #15 - cmurderx (05/04/2012) [-]
i'm taken
i don't want anything from you
i just wanted to say
girls like you give me hope
that is all
#16 to #79 - Skriver (05/05/2012) [-]
thankyou for explaining first hahah and thankyou for the compliment c:
thankyou for explaining first hahah and thankyou for the compliment c:
User avatar #12 - errydayimshufflin (11/02/2011) [-]
...I haz webcam lol.

just got your mass message
User avatar #13 to #76 - Skriver (11/06/2011) [-]
LOL we met by talking on funnyjunk tinychat! lol c:
User avatar #14 to #77 - errydayimshufflin (11/06/2011) [-]
Oh yeah! we did!
User avatar #8 to #7 - Skriver (08/26/2011) [-]
i jsut cried tears of joy i loved heath ledger as the joker. like it gives me butterflies to watch that movie.
User avatar #9 to #8 - errydayimshufflin (08/26/2011) [-]
in my opinion, greatest portrayal of any character in a movie. ever.
User avatar #10 to #9 - Skriver (08/26/2011) [-]
yes!!!!!!!!!!!! yes yes amazing role.
User avatar #1 - errydayimshufflin (08/21/2011) [-]
Where'd my magical comments go? :(
User avatar #2 to #1 - Skriver (08/21/2011) [-]
theyre on my photo... not my profile o.o
User avatar #3 to #2 - errydayimshufflin (08/21/2011) [-]
oh. yeah. well. your comment virginity is now mine. so that's good.
User avatar #4 to #3 - Skriver (08/21/2011) [-]
no i had comments i just deleted em all cuz it was all faggots hitting on me, getting turned down, and immidiatly turning to trolling
User avatar #5 to #4 - errydayimshufflin (08/21/2011) [-]
oh. okay.

so... what's your sign? xD
User avatar #6 to #5 - Skriver (08/22/2011) [-]
Aquarius
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