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#94 - IMO its creativity vs buying something at a store.  [+] (36 replies) 11/22/2012 on No Money vs Money 0
#98 - anon (11/22/2012) [-]
yeah, but that guy on the right actually made that suit. He didnt buy it, you can find his vids on youtube.
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#128 - blahdudeblah (11/22/2012) [-]
its molded plastic.

Granted, it takes fucking for ever, and then painting that bitch takes for ever (especially to get the coat looking good), but, everything but the lights for the arc reactor could be made by hand.
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#130 - blahdudeblah (11/22/2012) [-]
lmao, I know cosplayer's who build costumes like that. It takes months, lots of free time, and more than a little bit of money, but it doesn't take a huge amount.

For the plastic (especially curved pieces) use cheepo plastic trash cans (which you cut and then heat them to mold it), right there you might spend 50 bucks for 90% of the plastic you need for the suit, then paint (maybe another 50), bam. Suit built. Granted he probably spent a few months on it, but there you go.
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#132 - blahdudeblah (11/22/2012) [-]
yeah, and for that you probably use real metal.

Granted, he might have used molding foam, which is a lot cheaper than buying the plastic and molding it (a lot faster too), and with the right paints you can make it look just like metal, but then it will barely last the first day of the convention.

Serious cosplayers (the ones that say they are "costumers") normally use plastic though, it lasts longer, holds paint better, and they can normally sell it after the con, with maybe a little touch up.

The girl I know who does cosplay is fucking bad ass. I'd post a picture, but well, I'm don't want to spread pictures of her around the net.

I'm too nice. Plus I want to tap that ass like an elder god smiting unbelievers.
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#141 - blahdudeblah (11/22/2012) [-]
makes sense.
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#145 - blahdudeblah (11/22/2012) [-]
oh fuck yeah. Just the cost of metal, let alone if you get a real smith to work on it, and really, you would for the wars. Just cause you're not really trying to kill each other doesn't mean the 200+ pounds of force that sword has behind it when it hits your breastplate wont fucking kill you if your armor fails.
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#147 - blahdudeblah (11/22/2012) [-]
Fuck yeah, I'm a trained swordsman (mostly eastern arts, but zweihanders have a special place in my heart) and I know what you are talking about. People don't realize that even a blunted sword is fucking lethal. Hell, the vikings used swords that were forged blunt as their off hand weapon, part club, part blocking tool, part shield breaker.
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#152 - blahdudeblah (11/22/2012) [-]
personally I love fransicas, fav axe of all time. Perfectly balanced for throwing, and fuck, that fucker will destroy any shield you put in it's path.
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#155 - blahdudeblah (11/22/2012) [-]
well fuck yeah, not like you're going to throw fucking axes at each other. SCA is pretty chill, and it's as close as you are going to get to actual combat (mid evil style at least), but it's still not actual combat.

Zweihanders are still the shit though.
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#194 - blahdudeblah (11/22/2012) [-]
kite shield and rapier man. Bitchin combo. Yeah, the rapier doesn't have the brute force (and for SCA, it wouldn't be worth it) but you keep that fucker cocked for the thrust while you fight with your shield, and when you get your opening, bam, knight-kabab.
#189 - blahdudeblah (11/22/2012) [-]
naw, its a strength but it's also a weakness (which is how I could see your king holding on that long), because you are moving so fast with a katana that you have to commit yourself to every attack 10000%, so if you fuck up in the slightest you are screwed.

Although a kiteshield gives you a large defensive advantage, and offensive if you know how to attack with that shield.
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#184 - blahdudeblah (11/22/2012) [-]
The point I was making is that with katana fights, you are moving so fast that if you fuck up, you generally don't have a chance to recover. Thats why I'm saying the katana user didn't know what he was doing. Most western sword arts teach "dances" or longer combinations that can go for 50+ moves, most katana arts are 20ish, maybe more for the dances that are meant to teach you how to move from strike to block to strike (ect), but for actual combat combos/dances you are looking at teens at most, simply because of the speed at which you are fighting.

Hence why samurai all learned Ito (probably misspelled) a sword art that taught them to use as few moves as possible, thus limiting the chances of them making a mistake, as well as teaching them to capitalize on any mistakes their enemy makes
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#179 - blahdudeblah (11/22/2012) [-]
huh. short sword? definitely not how it was meant to be used, but with the right sheath I could see the torque giving him an edge.

But he could probably get a faster draw from holding the sheath in his off hand, but he probably uses a kite shield for his off hand (or at least a round shield of some kind), right?

gotta love kite shields, if you know how to use them. Almost a better weapon than a sword.
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#174 - blahdudeblah (11/22/2012) [-]
also that meant the katana guy probably didn't know what he was doing. Samurai fights typically lasted no longer than a minute. Basically they'd go at it and one of them would fuck up, and, well, your first fuck up was normally your last. Unless you were just that lucky.
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#172 - blahdudeblah (11/22/2012) [-]
meh, over the shoulder can be useful (with larger blades, at least a greatsword), but the katana's draw strike from the hip, or held in the off hand, will always beat it for speed. Especially in the hands of someone who actually knows battojitsu (probably misspelled) or itojitsu (probably misspelled too).
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#166 - blahdudeblah (11/22/2012) [-]
they are fast, strong, and if you know how to use them can go toe to toe with any blade in the world.

The key is in the grip though, too many wapanese fags don't know how to grip it right, plus most people don't realize how essential footwork is. Especially with bigger blades (zweihanders make me happy in my pants).
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#164 - blahdudeblah (11/22/2012) [-]
oh dude, Rapiers are second to Zweihanders as my fav swords. Well, at least European blades, Katanas (I know they are loved by too many wapanese fags) are still the best made swords in the world, as well as one of the most deadly sword arts.
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#162 - blahdudeblah (11/22/2012) [-]
well yeah, despite how rigged MMA is to keep them from fucking each other up, Gorge Saint would fucking laugh if five guys jumped out of an alley and tried to mug him.

Well, ok, first he'd fuck their shit the fuck up, then he'd probably piss himself laughing.
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#100 - Skadoosh (11/22/2012) [-]
oh.. well nevermind then.
#80 - Gawd damnit i posted this a long ass time ago and i only got l…  [+] (1 reply) 10/20/2012 on the bug is your finger. -1
#88 - NoobPlease (10/20/2012) [-]
dont worry i have it favorited =D atleast i think it was yours
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